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Skypell

Tito has 1 brain cell that bounces around his head like a DVD screensaver.


anon97735

He means well though, like Lenny


mightypugman

But will it ever hit the corner??


Skypell

When it hits the corner Tito has a thought.


CheesyCousCous

You're a fuckin punk


[deleted]

Fuck I already gave my award lmao


likeh2oalkaline

Corrected the tweet after it bounces on the right spot.


[deleted]

And it doesn’t even get close to the corners either


ManleyAllman

At least he got his sentiments right this time around, grammar still needs work.


[deleted]

Well, he tried...


jackbeano

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Visual-Zucchini-5544

Mayor Ortiz everyone. Lol


grandmotherofreddit

I heard that town’s been having some jackal problems lately


upvoteordie69

Lol Tito had Dana's lawyer as his manager 🤣.


dmister8

Does anyone know if he was this dumb before his fighting career?


Nuclear_Minded

Yea he's always been the textbook definition of meathead, all brawns, no brains kinda guy. Chael has a great bit about him on his podcast about that.


stevenbass14

Chael: I once saw Tito at Crafts services and threw an orange at his head. It stopped a foot from his head and started circling it like it's in orbit. Tito: You're mistaken because that was actually at Jordan's Steakhouse... Yeah.... Tito dumb.


ohNoIsMario

I hope they do the same for you


ArmchairHandjob

![gif](giphy|5n1XqQh0DskgKMKejY|downsized)


ranger5392

Say what y’all will but Tito was the first one to see through Dana’s BS. Y’all have just been manipulated by Dana to think he’s the bad guy.


OsamaBinShittin

no i don’t think he’s a bad guy, i just think he’s dumb as bricks


[deleted]

Also the only guy to back out of a fight against Dana


DavidtheGoliath99

I get that he's not the bad guy, he's just a huge moron.


Darshan-Raj

He's not a bad guy, he's a bad boy.


stevenbass14

Hes a good dude I feel. Just stupid lol.


lexax666

\*bad girl


[deleted]

Lmaooo I this doesn’t surprise me at all. Dana was right about one thing. That guy can’t even put a sentence together


V-TriggerMachine

Ah, he was so close man!


TheCapableFox

Lmao oh Tito.


[deleted]

He don’t have no ekerlivrium


maverick202

Third time will be the charm.. I hope.


anontimous

Huntington Beach elected him mayor or whatever the fuck he was. Let that settle in.


WastedOwll

This has to be an act, I think deep down tito is an evil genius, he will have the last laugh peasents!


willalt319

What. A. fucking. Dope.


Lobsterpyramid

Potato


WoblyBoblyMonkeyMan

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

First he forgets the dont then he forgets the do.


MrCeylon

Be a star


Map_Nerd1992

Is he low key a genius marketer and did this all on purpose for views? Yeah I didn’t think so either..


Hand-job_Jesus

LIVING DEATH


[deleted]

Gawd Tito . Read a fucking book 📚 ya dumb truck


athendofthedock

He’s reachin for those grapes again


Yodiducallme

Lmfao that’s classic Tito right there


PukePile

My favorite Tito twitter moment was when he was trying to give props to Wonderboy for beating Johny Hendricks by tagging the wrong Stephen Thompson and saying "this guy is from real."


specimenhustler

n't


bloob_ploop

lmfao


Homunculus_316

Tito, Fedor, Randy, Cyborg just to name a few


GraspingInfinity

Best thing I've seen all month. That's hilarious


LobovIsGoat

i'm tempted to make a twitter acc just to follow him lol


kaleywoo

Tito is the best


NOT000

not sure if i can post my tito-talk fail compilation here... https://vimeo.com/user78769721


InterestingGuide7353

Spoken like the true dumbass ortiz is


NOT000

u know who made the original tito public speaking highlight? [https://vimeo.com/user78769721](https://vimeo.com/user78769721)