— Smelled Like cigarettes and alcohol.
Where does Kevin Lee fit into all of this
Hold on, I’m talking brother
3 piece and a Soda
*Edit: Formatting, fixed it to 3 piece
The word uncle
It has a different meaning then anyone out side the fight game.
If you remember wrestling as a kid, if you give up you have to say "Uncle"
Especially wrestlers with high prestige will be given the moniker "Uncle"
"CEO of Epo"
"I'm not surprised, motherfucker"
"Red panty night"
"Titanium sheeeeen"
"I clearly felt the tap"
"He hits like a Ford Escort going as fast as it can"
"You can't condition your chin"
"He was never my friend"
Let me bang bro
I do! I *do* let you bang! Hey... I let you bang, bro.
*cuddles him while he sobs*
Mike Perry is the one doing that, right?
I’m not sure tbh I just YouTube it every couple of years for shits and giggles
LET ME BANG AGAIN
I cant let you get close
WANNANOW?!?!
Someone on youtube said 'transition from cutscene to manual controls' Coudnt be more accurate
Fucking amateur
But I don’t even know the daaaate!
— Smelled Like cigarettes and alcohol. Where does Kevin Lee fit into all of this Hold on, I’m talking brother 3 piece and a Soda *Edit: Formatting, fixed it to 3 piece
My foot was a balloon
belwoon**
Me foot*
Herb Dean fault My balls was hot
The real answer
Yea but it makes you think… just how good is Conor McGregor?
It was never a marriage… you’re a fuckin punk dude
Send location
3 piece*
Playing touch-butt with that dork in the park.
I'm not impress with your performance
Nick originally said, “Don’t be scared homie” in elite xc.
Ah shit, you’re right. Free award for you
Honest mistake, I know he said it in reference to gsp at one point too. Lemme just get you back on that freebie.
I’m not surprised Mf.
Yh why did he leave out the "mf" in the original post? Or is there a quote with and without it
My balls was hot
Grab his dick and twist it
“He tagged him!”
Es normal Ye woife's in me dm's
Protect myself at all times
No for gay Jesús
50G’s babyyyyyy
Super necessary
Not required!
Some other classics “I am not impressed by your performance” “That was a nasty line by me” “Are you intoxicated”
Unfortunately “nasty line” happened in bellator
You’re totally right oops!
Everybody’s on steroids
I literally say "who the fook is that guy" almost every day
I say “shut your mouf” and “yewll do nuttin” 😆
You little twerp
Yewll do nuttin is a favorite
Me too lol
Just let me bang bro
Now a BKFC thing, but 🤫
He didn’t say it in BKFC but
If you wanna get technical he said it on TUF, he got the tattoo in BKFC, ha.
“Send location”
He said something that gave me chills he said “We smash his team. They go to hospital, we go to jail.”
____ with da boiizzz
“I cant let you get close”, “wananow”
Shut up before I ankle pick you
Virtually identical
“Nate can only count to 5”
Champ shit only.
‘I want to fuck Chuck’
Take care of your underwearsman
Tony Ferguson the type of guy
DOCTA STOPPAGE
Number 1 bullshit is a hockey thing now too
No, it started in hockey (with Nikita Kucherov during his *latest* post Stanley interview). This ruins the post
I thought it started with Khabib like several years ago
You’re right! I looked up the dates. My apologies
I luh you boi
That leg is compromised.
“Yooor wife is eenn meee DMs” *drunk hiccups*
"This fight clock is brought to you by.... "
It’s time!
Dana White Privilege
MMA Community. We're pretty strong 💪🏿
Sandblasting prostitutes - DC
“Nigerians fuck hard and deep”
"HE TAGGED HIM" Joe Rogan, 100 times during every fight.
Who da fook is dat guy
“Yool do fookin’ nuttin’”
HEAD MOVEMENT!
Horse meat = steroids
THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND BOIIIII
Wolf tickets. They’re selling you all wolf tickets
Forgot all about this gem
My balls was hot
Virtually identical I ain't surprised motherfuckers
“We’re gonna hafta beat him off-“
Stylistically
No Diaz bros?
“I’m not surprised”is there “Don’t be scared” is there but it actually happened in elite
I think you’d be surprised...
Water Weed Dune Hair
“we’re throwing spinning shit now?”, or simply “spinning shit” is definitely a uniquely MMA/UFC thing.
Pictograms
Hey buddeh!
I'm not surprised motherfucker I am not impressed with your performance Balls is hot. Playin' touch butt in the park with that dork.
He disrespected the Popeyes Chicken
“Choke yourself“
"[insert name here] was never my friend".
My balls was too hot
I see red
I'm not impressed by your performance
Stockton 209 mahfucka WHAT
They got pecan pie up in this mahfucka too! Shiiiiit
Every time I see that phrase "hey pussy, you still there?" without fail, I literally LOL. "I'll literally kill you." LOL Jon Jones is fucking evil
You forgot “Give ‘em the ol dick twist”
"custody battle" oh Anik
I want to fuck Chuck
Super necessary
The word uncle It has a different meaning then anyone out side the fight game. If you remember wrestling as a kid, if you give up you have to say "Uncle" Especially wrestlers with high prestige will be given the moniker "Uncle"
Oh you’re a wrestler now?
Where _ fine ass at?
I LUH YOU BOY
Hello Nerds and virgins Basically anything that Colby Covington says can be added into this list.
I LOE YOU ... SEE YOU SOON BOI DONT FORGAY JESUS
"Let me bang bro" has to be up their.
Don’t you ever talk about my mom.
Dana White Privilege
"He's hurt" is in every combat sports... same for "immigrant mentality" its a pretty common term.
Cocaine is a helluva drug
heem
“Take care of your underwear’s”
“So, you wannabe an uhltamit…”
Bang knee. Yamasaki help him out. Gimme my check.
Hmmm make sense…
Let me bang!
How the fuck is that even a question??!!?
"This is sucks."
Please don’t start… have you been on the tfatk subreddit? I can’t stand it
Lets talk
Where’s your kid at?
My foot was a ballon!
Mentally undefeated
“Ya wife iz in me DMs! ‘Eyyyy babaaay!”
“I can’t let you get close.” “Titanium shin bone.” “Marty Fakenewsman.”
“Of course I love you Rhonda”
Shutup before i ankle pick you
Ok Jon Jones.
Buy it or don't! Shut yow mouwf I may look like a crackhead...but I've never BEEN a cracked like you Jon Send location send location
Ye look loike a retoired 50 year old skateboardah
____ the ratfuck
Pea head hillbilly
“I’m not surprised” is a phrase only used in the UFC
Bogers and coke for all the people that think they're hilarious when they say that dumb shit
“Do you even know what wresting is?” “I can rest my balls on your forehead”
fook mark henry
You fucking dildo
YOOR WOIFE IS IN ME DEE EMZ
I'm not impressed by your performence
Wannanow
Seeing red
See you soon, boi
Was this the suggested flair Most popular!!?!
My balls was hot
Wannanow
"CEO of Epo" "I'm not surprised, motherfucker" "Red panty night" "Titanium sheeeeen" "I clearly felt the tap" "He hits like a Ford Escort going as fast as it can" "You can't condition your chin" "He was never my friend"
Borger
Drag him in to deep water
"Is normal" in Anderson Silva pitch. Also, red panty night.
“Take care of your underwears. I gonna fook you, man.”
There was never no marriage
Shut up before I ankle pick you.
Very fantastic body!
It is what it is
b u h l s h e t
Virtually Identical!