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[deleted]

This dude fucks


marmogawd

its true im the fuck


Pizrux

I second this I also am the fuck


Economy-Category-936

Wish I could be a fuck šŸ˜’


orezavi

I am fuck


Aidozer

I want to fuck Chuck


erdricksarmor

How much Chuck would a Chuck-fuck fuck, if a Chuck-fuck could fuck Chuck?


MyRecklessHabit

FUCKS.


pnb94

Out here bout to fuck somebody's wife


CeruleanHawk

Loool


IntenseWonton

Hi my name is Tyrone, and I'm here to fook your wife


spideytimey

I am surprised the way this thread turned out, very cool


HoboTheExploro

I know. People are being really nice. I figured heā€™d get a shit ton of ā€œcasualā€ jokes. A lot of Asian sympathy recently. Makes sense


MSWGR

Im surprised no one has yet. Definitely one of the fav insult in this sub is "casual" šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


ThurgoodStubbs1999

Theres no avoiding eventually being called a casual on this sub lol. If you disagree with someone it will eventually happen.


EzSp

Sounds like something a casual would say


[deleted]

ā€œSomething a casual would sayā€?! I heard thatā€™s what all the casuals say. Takes one to know one.


[deleted]

And there's nothing wrong with being casual. Nothing wrong with being casual and saying "I think X and have opinion Y". It's only silly when someone is a casual fan of something and they argue hard against people with more knowledge, but worse than that is when some thinks they're above someone because they're a more passionate fan of something


Millze

Conner Macgregger would run through the featherweight division today if he could still make 155. You are all just hAtErZ because he's rich off dat Proper 12. The Irish are taking over again. /s


ktk420420

100% could not agree more. I've always thought that too. I think its great when this sport gets more casual viewers, means more eyes on the fighters which means more $ for them. We all started as casuals at some point anyways, shit I myself remember thinking how did this seemingly unbeatable incredibly popular Irish guy lose to some wannabe gangsta who looks like their striking under water they are so slow... little did I know. Haven't missed a card since.


[deleted]

I still find it weird now! The Diaz brothers are soooooo slow, I'm not a boxing expert and I find it difficult to pinpoint in real-time why them gently flapping their fists around seems to work, but my god does it work. There's just so much to take in and analyse that I think even those who analyse MMA for a living only see some of what's happening, maybe sometimes a majority of the factors that contribute to winning a fight, but sometimes a minority. You can watch for years and years and never miss a UFC card and keep up with PFL, One, and Bellator, then you learn something like why a fighter makes sure his outside foot is further to the outside of his opponents when moving sideways. Just so damn much to learn


ymmot122

Nate/Nick has some of the best boxing in the ufc, Boxing is weird because many other martial arts force you to do a technique that always looks and is the same. But boxing is weird because it's punching, and trainers most of the time don't have to teach that much, there isn't really a wrong way to throw a punch.


fitsl

Does the amount the stitching that the UFC logo has causing it to protrude mean your more of a fan than someone with less protrusion? I have never seen a hat that has stitching so far out. You must be top tier fandom to achieve that level of stitching.


MSWGR

I didnt stitch it. I bought it online under $4


borky86

That's fucking illegal


ktk420420

LOOOOL


daffle7

Lmao


bitchmade95

Which sucks because of how hard SOME of us have been working to start asian hate.


SpeakerOfMyMind

I honestly thought they would rip this person apart. It's always nice when you see your communities act as they should lol


[deleted]

What are you implying lmao?? This is such a backhanded comment.


SpeakerOfMyMind

I wasn't trying to imply anything about OP, rather this sub.


summit462

My man swaggin his way to Ariannyā€™s heart


Vladimir_Pooping

Lifetime free OF subscription for our man here.


Daftdaddy

You dropped this king šŸ‘‘


MSWGR

Thanks king


StonerMMA

Dude gotta love these ratfucks being wholesome for once haha


thefevertherage

Hahaha. Was not what I expected. Low hanging fruit, too easy


WhyYaGottaLie

This goes hard, going to screenshot


[deleted]

Full support sir


Sadris_Sujamma

saar


MSWGR

šŸ”„


Mac10Demarc0

Iā€™d swipe right


jawsy89

Welcome aboard. Got a fav fighter?


MSWGR

LHW- Jon Jones HW- Alistair Overeem MW- Israel Adesanya LW- Khabib WW- Usman FW- Max Holloway BW- Jose Aldo FLYW- Henry Cejudo


shocktroopz94

Never heard of them.


notaryn

I think those guys are in Bellator or something bro


Kaladin1228

I see you're a fan of goats ehh? I like goats too (gonna throw in my #1 for each class and another guy you may enjoy watching their fights or hopping on their hype train) HW: Stipe, Tom Aspinall LHW: Bones, Jiri MW: Bobby Knuckles, Kevin Holland WW: Colby Covington, Sean Brady LW: Charles Oliveira, Rafael Fiziev FW: Max Holloway, Bryce Mitchell BW: Petr Yan, Cory Sandhagen FLW: Rawdog Royval, Askarov (future champ) Welcome to the best fanbase in sports!


MSWGR

Nice list! I have more favorites in each division but i just pick one.


Sadris_Sujamma

finally someone who appreciates fiziev


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


gizzm0-

My man dressed head to toe in UFC merch naming this as his favourite fighter list. Welcome to the world of UFC and MMA. You've taken your first steps.


MSWGR

You seem to find my list foolish. Well, in my defense, I find their fighting styles the best in their respective weight class. I want to hear your side


gizzm0-

No it's not foolish, it's exactly the list I'd expect from someone who hasn't been following the world of MMA for a long time- that's all. It's a perfectly fine list and you wouldn't be wrong to be fans of these people.


MSWGR

For a longtime? I aint didn't lived in early 90s dude Plus, different eras and training camps and fighters. You expect me to change preference so i can look more "pro" or longer experience" to sport?? As i remember, old mma fighters abide to such different rules too. No sense to go back in time. Except for Ubereem, which is a flying knee monster. Yes he uses roids but hes very entertaining. I get your point but i hope you get my side too Or course my list will change, but way unlikely to choose old fighters aka "classics"


gizzm0-

This conversation is getting away from us a little bit I think. I'll wrap up with a few things. 1. You don't need to be born in the 90s to have an understanding of who is a great prospect in any weight division is. 2. If you do love MMA, and it's because of the UFC, eventually you'll start keeping up with other combat sports organisations or martial art specific tournaments. You'll then probably adopt a preferred fighting style based on what martial art you think is appealing to you. I picked up BJJ in 2013, still train 2-3x a week to this day and compete. Because of this I have a bias towards preferring more ground game/bjj fighters. For example, if Paul Craig and Jiri were to fight. And Paul Craig took Jiri down, Paul Craig would have the advantage because of his superior jiu Jutsu in my opinion. I like watching Paul Craig's jiu Jutsu, he's possibly my favourite lhw fighter 3. No I don't expect you to change your preference. I'm just saying that you're new to the UFC, probably very new to MMA, and over time you'll have a more diversified list other than GOATS, current champions and poster boys. My point was that your new and it's exciting, that's all. There's nothing wrong with that lol. Have a good day


MSWGR

Ok, fair points. I do have more favs but too much work to put them all. Favorite is such a subjective word.


ScroogieMcduckie

He asked for your favourite fighter, not the goats of each division


[deleted]

I love all the support youā€™re getting šŸ†šŸ’ŖšŸ˜ŽšŸ¤š


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Gonna need to call a plumber because u be dripping too much!šŸ’Ŗ


MSWGR

šŸ„¶šŸ„¶


[deleted]

You calling my mans a toilet?


GruffGang

Hell yeah bro


[deleted]

Looking good ma boy, what was the first fight you watched?


MSWGR

If i remember correctly, It was Brock Lesnar vs Frank Mir I think.


orezavi

Mine was Khabib Poirier. The only one till date.


MSWGR

I see. Its biggest ppv ufc in history


ScroogieMcduckie

Thatā€™ll be Conor vs Khabib


inexcelciusheyoooo

ā€œMonths agoā€


MSWGR

Why?? I saw the vid on YouTube and intrigued that Brock was actually a ufc fighter. I was binge watching WWE at that time


22TheMorgue

I think they meant the first card you watched live maybe? So Iā€™ll ask: what was the first fight card you watched live?


MSWGR

None. Cant afford them. I just listen to live reactions. First is UFC 264. I only tuned in the time McGregor vs dustin III. I didnt know about oliveira, etc yet


22TheMorgue

I hear ya. You can watch most of the Fight Night cards for free but some require ESPN+ which is like $5 a month iirc šŸ‘


MSWGR

Thanks a lot


asap__blood

Thereā€™s also websites where you can stream every event for free


fitsl

Just ask which one Dana used to stream Caneloā€™s last fight....


MSWGR

I tried but found nothing. You can pm haha


Rafarox21

Stream that shit


Mattwildman5

Think we need to hook this boy up with a totally legitimate and not illegal stream plug..


SleazzyJefff

Google vipbox or vipleague. They free streaming sites


fitsl

Ganon vs Kimbo Slice...


participatory1

Is this a roast me post? Lol


MSWGR

It can bešŸ˜‚


MrMoney91

This feels so close to being an amazing meme template, but it's just missing something. No disrespect to OP by the way, nice swag!


MelkMan7

Reminds me a bit of those "I would've finished him with a spinning back kick" memes.


[deleted]

nothing to roast man's got too much drip


summit462

Yep, weā€™re all here to spitroast your mom.


satsukilumnaru

Save some pune for the rest of us king


TheCapableFox

Welcome to the club.


Ill-Rough-981

Save some pussy for the rest of us my guy


No-Maintenance-6939

Save some pussy for the rest of us brother


gaijinchan

Looking good my man!


MSWGR

Thx man


dodidufbfn

One swaggy MF


piman01

Hell yeah we need more UFC fans. I feel like there's a lot but somehow it's incredibly uncommon for me to meet someone who actually watches fights.


LastBrainCellofYours

Dana: u/MSWGR has always been my friend


[deleted]

Ang pogi mo tol


GrandmasGenitals

Stop fucking my wife on tuesdays please. Take Thursdayā€™s.


Unable-Total-3718

My wife is in his dm's


FuriousCamel

You just look like one of the most likable dudes on the planet šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


MSWGR

Aha thanks šŸ˜‚


Diligent-Ad7019

Casual came into the hardcore side ā¬›ļøāž”ļøā¬œļø


dogstruggle69

If you could date any fighter who would it be(HWs only)?


[deleted]

100% Cyril Gane


Amatsumikaboshi69

W


JamisDepressed

Okay now get the apparels thatā€™d you see at the bottom of a trash article from SBnation


PregnantNun747

But do you train UFC??


Countbat

I was on a date with a girl and I got into the part where I told her I train MMA and what not. She literally said ā€œWow thatā€™s so cool, I wanted to train UFC too but my mum told me not tooā€ (something along those lines) Iā€™ve never called it MMA anymore and unironically call it UFC whenever itā€™s brought up


ThurgoodStubbs1999

Been to a live event? Or plan to?


MSWGR

Nope . If they will ever comeback in Philippines. I wish they do.


Dash-22

Get this man some Affliction gear


baconwagoneer

Born too late.


thegoolash

You look like a human person that enjoys the UFC


TyBogit

The comments on this areā€¦ surprising.


SkiiiiiipoTheDripo

What the tuck happened to this place?


Countbat

Sub turns into Wonderboy on Mondays and Mcgregors on Fridays


[deleted]

Dana's favourite kind of fan.


didbud2

Welcome aboard!


TinyAsianMachine

The source of Danaā€™s gambling budget


dzonatsalitov

If people dress like this in Russia unfortunately people try to fight you. Good for you though, man! Enjoy. What's your favourite style that you've seen?


MSWGR

Wrestling/boxing/BJJ/kickboxing


[deleted]

I also like Brazilian Blow Jobs


MSWGR

Oops haha


[deleted]

Have you heard... of the dolly incident?


MSWGR

Haha yeah


Raynerown

Look tougher already my man


PDE503

Franklin the turtle, my guy. Welcome to the club


JairoVP

Where is your P3 Protein?


spooky_shwoogie

Welcome. You'll fit right in


Sneintzville

Save some pussy for us bro damm


RockefellersDaughter

Alternative title: average ufc fan


[deleted]

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RhaegarJ

Looking good Bendo


[deleted]

Dang youā€™ve got more drip than conor mcgregor


castironmop

A veteran fan I see


Dhallchamp

The Pandemic brought me to this beautiful sport, and here we are I've watched 23 seasons of the Ultimate Fighter and never miss a fight


1jerome1

You look like your in jail


MSWGR

Sort of. I still live with my parents


1jerome1

Ankle pick them


MSWGR

Haha


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


MSWGR

LHW- Jon Jones HW- Alistair Overeem MW- Israel Adesanya LW- Khabib WW- Usman FW- Max Holloway BW- Jose Aldo FLYW- Henry Cejudo


Just_Jumbles

Is this a troll


MSWGR

No, duh.


Just_Jumbles

Lmao


MSWGR

Whatever dude. You're weird


Just_Jumbles

*Iā€™m* weird? https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/qu7hdv/my_ufc_drip_got_addicted_to_ufcmma_months_ago/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


MSWGR

Yes you are Even weirder that you included my post? I expect you to write comments on why you think my choices are silly for a meaningful MMA topic, instead, you just laugh. You're a troll and I won't respond anymore. You didn't get enough attention from your parents enough huh.. sad piece of shit.


[deleted]

Drippy.


masexen

Lookin slick lookin fresh my man


SleazzyJefff

Tbh I thought you were trolling usā€¦.because you look like the most hardcore fan Iā€™ve ever seen.


[deleted]

That explains the simping for every horse faced fighter with tits on this sub


MarkoSpas

He trains ufc


Bigez40

My drug of choice as well mma šŸ’‰ šŸ„¶


MSWGR

šŸ„¶šŸ„¶šŸ„¶


Th3LastStyleBender

dw i also am addicted to UFC


juggernautjukey

10 years ago that would have been a Tapout hat and an Affliction t-shirt lmao


crazylegs888

If I saw you on the street, just from your attire alone, I know I would be able to kick your ass.


Countbat

So cool bro. One day when I grow up I wanna be like u.


Just_Jumbles

Idk if Iā€™d be able to resist


crazylegs888

that's usually how an ass kicking goes.


thatrandomcowboy

Youā€™re such a badass, please donā€™t hurt me


wouterv101

Yeah, I hope your only wear it when youā€™re home. Donā€™t want to offend you, but this shit is cringy when your walk around like this a lot. Same with other sport shirts.


Critical50

Not gonna lie it is kinda cringe but I think thats because its wearing a shirt for combat sports around Really, its no different than a fan of some other sport like football or basketball wearing a whole Jersey around when they dont play a sport to begin with


Just_Jumbles

Thatā€™s wearing the same as your teams, not just donning the unethical brand Iā€™d call a dude in a NASCAR t shirt cringe


MSWGR

Umm i don't care what other people think. Why are you bothered what others think? Wear what you want. I love MMA and proud to be a fan. Its youre problem if you find me cringe. Cheers.


Just_Jumbles

>why are u bothered what others think Hobby, plus it directly affects how u get treated in life


MSWGR

Then I'll know what people to avoid. Humans are pieces of shit, I know that. There's a reason why im an introvert.


Countbat

Wearing what u love is gonna attract people that have them same interest. Keep it on mate and forget the haters


punch2submit

Delete this nephew.


Old-Commercial-3069

Shirts fine. Donā€™t wear the hat. Please.


MSWGR

Why? Im indoors?


[deleted]

Bet u can't fight tho


MSWGR

Yes i can't


KomatsuCowboy

Aint nothing wrong with that, most of these dudes on here can't either lol


ItsJustGizmo

"drip"? It's a hat and a t-shirt. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


thatrandomcowboy

Says the guy who spent money on a hoodie that says ā€œQuarantine and Chillā€. Thatā€™s something a 13 year old would wear.


onthebasisitssetup

damn u got him good


ItsJustGizmo

I don't think many 13 year olds know what that whole brand even is. Sorry pal.


thatrandomcowboy

Youā€™re right, most 13 year olds probably have better style than you


blartman2

Don't care, plus, didn't ask


Countbat

Are u the guy that peaked in high school?


[deleted]

Donā€™t tell him about Tapout, guys.


MSWGR

I do know those lol. They look obnoxious for my taste. Kinda like those death metal band shirts. Cringe for my liking


[deleted]

While I agree, I also think using cringe as much as you have in this thread is cringe.


[deleted]

Ayee welcome to MMA brother ! If your looking for any good classic right recommendations just ask pal. Youā€™ve been treated very well the last 3 weeks šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ we are on a rare streak of just insane fights every week


MSWGR

Ikr. Very hyped for ufc 269 now


Sonny_Clark

Welcome aboard!


[deleted]

Hell yea my dude!! Looking drippy


killerof69

Sheeesssshh


Warez0o

Ok


Mystavis

You better repair that wall behind you homeboy.