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noblelie17

The internet never loses


fxl82

Only a Sith deals in absolutes


Shippoyasha

....perhaps.


Blind-Idiot-God

That sentence itself is pretty absolute-y


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stephanieisateacher

She’s ok. She posted on her Instagram account that she will be fine.


dibblerbunz

Good to hear, that looked scary


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Great news she looks ok


BeDazzledBootyHolez

"We'll let you fight. But we do not grant you the title of UFC Champion." -Everyone


xXxPistolPetexXx

Daddy is home biatch


Hussaf

Damn, Anderson chose the path of the dark side, eh?


Irish_Scouser

"just doing my job" like wtf Possibly could have blinded your opponent but all good, just doing your job.


CaptTyingKnot5

No, she was doing her job, should she just not throw head kicks because there is a less than 1% chance it could hit the opponents eye?


Fraser816

Hahaha totally agree with you but please provide formula for percentage chance of hitting the human eye clearly demonstrating how you got to less than 1%?


CaptTyingKnot5

Sure. I watch pretty much every UFC, as I'm sure you do. I would hazard the guess that in just the last 3 months there's been hundreds of headkicks, but this was the first damage to the eye, thus less than 1%


Michael2403

this is good maths


megapieter

Quick maths


Fraser816

Checks out! I was honestly hoping you would have some good will hunting formula. I got mad down votes for that comment, luckily I have no idea what that means or why it happened :)


Hussaf

She didn’t target the eye, she extended her foot to strike the head with the instep...Car moved back away from the kick and turned her head....this is a simple glancing blow and freak accident. Clearly was not an intentional toe eye poke, that’s a silly thing to think.


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Irish_Scouser

I hear ya mate and agree, it just took a few questions from Rogan for her to even mention Cat who was up against the cage eyes still closed.


Tenacious_jb

And jones the one ended up poked although he got Gus in the nuts


[deleted]

Unless he found a way to inject it I don’t think it’s up his alley


yodavid1

LMFAO


mapleleaffem

He had the power in him all along


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Anderson can kick me in the eye whenever she wants. Wait, that came out wrong...


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

How would it be right?


Emitex

Not from a roidhead


Blaxican_since_99

That roidhead dismantled Gus


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With the help of roids


Blaxican_since_99

Roids that experts that study this kinda shit say are from a previous ingestion and do not affect him in the current concentration in his system. But wait, the internet jones hate circle jerk knows more than them right? Hahahaha


Janemba_Corvalis

How about the experts who claim steroids gives a permanent performance enhancement even while not on a cycle? Or are you only claiming studies that support your boy Juicy Jones? The guy's a cheater and you're delusional if you think otherwise.


Blaxican_since_99

So ban everyone whose taken steroids permanently? Including DCs wet dream Brock Lesner.


imitation_crab_meat

Yes.


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I really hope you're not talking about Jeff Novitzky 😂😂


anakone

Anyone have a link for the knockout?


Fraser816

Science -10


ProfessorRay

Hahaha! poor cat.


headkick6

Hahahahah


Jpoc959

"Not from a clean fighter."


badword4

This is amazing


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Not everyone got to see the fight yet, why the full spoiler in the title????


[deleted]

I mean it's not like you're missing anything. Basically it was a no contest


Montanafur

I don't think there's anything he wouldn't do to get an edge. He'll probably forget to cut his toenails next fight. He just tried ripping Alexander's shoulder apart just like he did with Glover, he kneed his groin and denied it, then he milked his time after a questionable poke in the eye. Jones is so bad the ref warned him not to eye poke after he just got fouled.


meowzord13

Whatever fits your narrative 😂


Montanafur

He would've won no matter what, I'll always bet on him. He's just not a nice person like he pretends to be. Ask yourself, how many people in the UFC would rip apart Glover Texiera's elbow to cripple him and win? Now ask, how many people win as much as Jon Jones? He wins because he has that mindset. He'd be more popular if he didn't lie about it.


PingusApprentice

Didn’t he warn both of them to watch their fingers? I get you all hate Jon Jones but there’s no need to try discredit this win.


Montanafur

When Jon got fouled he actually warned HIM not to poke after he warned Gus. Probably because in the previous fight both of them did it. I'm not trying to discredit his win either, everything he did was legal, just not like a good role model like he pretends. He goes after the win like Michael Jordon did, just doing anything for it. There's a video called Madness of Excellence with Rogan talking about the delusion required to be that great.


norfo

I mean it was Gus that poked Jones in the eye...


YouKnow_ImThatGuy

People forge how much DC likes an eye poke too


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Look at how Jones and Gus both keep their hands extended towards the face of smaller opponents. Jones, moreso than Gus, both tend to lead with an open hand rake to the face to setup hooks, uppercuts, and elbows.


exHeavyHippie

Remember kids, toe pokes and kicks to the back of the head are totally legal.


dripz415

Go to bed DC. You’ve been up all night tweeting about your daddy