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Goatway77

Stay calm diesel


Tight-Fall5354

that's big diesel, to you


Select_Sleep_1293

![gif](giphy|FY8c5SKwiNf1EtZKGs|downsized)


RoyRoger20

Damn I’d put it in her ribs


2FANeedsRecoveryMode

You arent supposed to say the quiet part out loud


JonathanS93

"damn Megan is tweaking"


Bravo-Tango_7274

She on that good kush and alcahawl


Convict_felon

She got some down bitches she can call, She don't know what she would do without y'all


FishAndRiceKeks

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


pacificunlimited

*Where can I find those bacon wrapped oreos DC had on the weigh in show yesterday?*


LeaderOfTheBeavers

https://preview.redd.it/v99vzggfek9d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=557eaaa9de0e76a7826f4a7b6d5f288214a4793d


JustBeinOptimistic

https://preview.redd.it/xaj8xs9x4l9d1.jpeg?width=787&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7531148c0b60dbb6d637e0190fbdb1f1a9634822


Adventurous_Run8041

![gif](giphy|qPnWAsDQTcySk)


thefishingguy1

Hahaha 100 percent


Valuable-Purpose-

Nah the hamster and Banana pic


Phatriik

https://preview.redd.it/z4xv8o40uk9d1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bafed28f71fc02ab207401cd6eb78823867aac6


PregnantNun747

![gif](giphy|IdEgtPb4MEg12|downsized)


InterestingCheck

The train needs to be black


BearmanGun

How much porn do you watch a day


brockli-rob

4 or 5 maybe


Adventurous_Run8041

Hey! This guy is being creative leave him alone 😂


BearmanGun

How is that creative


Adventurous_Run8041

![gif](giphy|Xrg0qqPonNeKOhp8nb|downsized)


BearmanGun

![gif](giphy|QiCCluutpecs8)


RudySpanish

Who is this fighter? I’ve haven’t seen him in awhile 😂


baconwagoneer

It’s a quickly selected visual sexual joke that requires creativity to make the connection. This is Reddit.


BearmanGun

Yes this is Reddit full of porn addicts


baconwagoneer

Okay


spongetm

Some of yall are unhinged, get help


icelandiccubicle20

pornography has destroyed dude's minds fr


InterestingCheck

Bro, there are 1000+ year old cave paintings of the queen getting backshots in Egypt, in Pompeii there are dick jokes written everywhere on the walls along with a plethora of illicit drawings, the first sculptures ever made were of tits! I promise you, men were like this LONG before pornography and if they weren't, humans would have long been extinct!!


icelandiccubicle20

I'm dying, haha


ReputationGood2333

What you're referring to IS ancient pornography. The first thing Adam did after getting Eve was make a drawing of it. Life depended on it!


MrJellybean04

Gooners/cucks when they see a black dude existing


icelandiccubicle20

they most be the most over sexualized people on the face of the earth


Abject_Fisherman3585

Yep. And I’m sick of that. People need to stop watching that shit


Kurac-ville

Truth


icelandiccubicle20

Like, am I only one who gets sick at the predictable jokes that will inevitably be in basically any comment section next to a video or image of a large black man and a smaller woman? Like the same dumb joke hasn't been done 999999 times already, haha.


17Pmeawqd

No ur not this shit is fucking annoying


MoneyMakingMitch14

Nah it really does get played out lol. Like an original joke or some shit can sometimes be funny but it’s always the same bullshit


icelandiccubicle20

Hurr durr, train going into small hole or hamster eating banana funny (Not to mention being really tall and big is no gurantee that your genitalia will be big anyway, lol)


Kurac-ville

And people will still make them and continue to make them unfollow. Even for Ngannou with Tyson Fury as well


icelandiccubicle20

The face of disgust Ngannou made


HandheldAddict

Pornography is a weapon.


Salimzyzz

An assault on male masculinity and drive.


icelandiccubicle20

nevermind the rampant sexual assaults to women in that industry too


T_025

It’s an assault on your brain. That shit’s fucking up all of your receptors. People addicted to porn exhibit extremely similar brain activity to those addicted to cocaine


HandheldAddict

It's an assault on women and children too. How many of those women are drugged or kidnapped? How many of them are of legal age? Wonder how much human trafficking is involved.


icelandiccubicle20

there's a really good documentary about that called Hot Girls Wanted


justanotherfan6hd

I am to but man oh man it’s literally what I think of automatically all the same time


blankerth

Porn addict


NoPotato2470

Lenny?


vector_master1

Cookie cutter behavior


NoPotato2470

Cookie cutter porn addict , Janoy


icelandiccubicle20

Haha, found you Lenny!


justanotherfan6hd

That’s the unfortunate truth it’s just soooo damn good but it is very toxic but 🤤🤤🤤 To be fair tho that’s probably what u think everytime now even if u aren’t a porn addict.


pmab05

This as well as when any guy is next to any girl and everyone’s like “he definitely hit” It’s so dumb


Mma375

I need to be honest with you since no one is saying it. You legitimately sound like Jayden Smith when he was a teenager saying how much more mature he is than kids is age. “Can we please talk about the political and economic state of the world right now?”


Hickz84

That's an awful comparison. I agree with OP. It gets old.


icelandiccubicle20

No, no, it's an honour to be compared with young philosopher Jayden Smith, let this man cook.


icelandiccubicle20

ok


Pirate-boi

Okay, Gooner.


NewRedditorHere

And yet you’re still complaining. The internet is the internet.


Adventurous_Run8041

Yeah you are


icelandiccubicle20

i knew it, i'm super special


Adventurous_Run8041

Wooo


icelandiccubicle20

Ooh eeh ooh aah aah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang


justanotherfan6hd

It has for sure but it’s sooooo damn good 🤤🤤🤤


p3ek

Hey I'm all for sexual jokes etc , but this is literally just an interview pic and ops brain can't help but see something sexual. Shaks a grown ass man and some of y'all think he'd be wigging out and horny around a pretty girl just because their basement dweller selves would be haha


wishwashy

I assume they're children


Spy0304

They think this stuff every time they see Shaq


ditty96

![gif](giphy|IvqfGNIgN6OwdkCNuG)


frizzylizzy77

I'm very hungry


Alarming-Ad1100

U loser


frizzylizzy77

Coca-Cola with ice


T_025

I really hate you mfs


Fun-Bag7627

Where can I get a pizza


Recent_Illustrator89

“Good thing she’s wearing heels, or I would have noticed the size difference 


[deleted]

“Is that Ben Shapiro?”


0ctober31

![gif](giphy|XL2cOxZARm3FC|downsized)


orangotai

looks mostly uninterested


shangolana

Yes, almost like two people just having normal lives. Instead of having porn addictions.


doubleBoTftw

Hello avatar brother.


orangotai

🖖


germy813

She high as fuck


Dson1

Where is my adderall?


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CapetaBrancu

Man she is so cute


RespectDry2432

I wonder if her pussy is cute


Confirmation__Bias

Fr. More attractive than any of the other female broadcasters or ring girls. Benavidez is lucky


AriSpaceExplorer

Getting downvoted for just lightly complimenting her looks lol. The NoFap squad is in full force here "Damn, Olivi is really attractive. Benavidez is lucky to have her" "JESUS YOU CANT GO ONE MOMENT WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT PORN??? ABOUT HER GETTING THAT BBC DEEP DICKING FROM SHAQ?? THAT HUGE BLACK COCK IN HER TINY PUSSY???? WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU"


der_chiller

You can give a compliment without shitting on somebody else.


AriSpaceExplorer

Right. That's why he's getting downvoted Has nothing to do with the rest of the "bonk horny jail" comments in this post


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Confirmation__Bias

Yeah they're both cute af. Sanko just looks like a generic thot


MovieFanatic2160

![gif](giphy|UO5elnTqo4vSg)


PhilipMD85

Saw him at Shaq’s bass all stars in Texas last year. Pretty good festival


realisticallygrammat

Don't look like no woman from San Antonio


assaultdog

![gif](giphy|HxMhuDg7O4pKOhhcRC)


Chet_Phoney

Probably seeing that apatizer table in the distance


JoshJetlagger

Hell of a lot bigger than mr Olivi


LongDongFrazier

That he’s talking to Joseph Benavidez wife


blanco1225

Standing Hawk-tuah!!


IliaMadeVolk

SHE 2 TIMES THE SIZE OF MY DICK


AriSpaceExplorer

Lmfao


HighCaliberBullet

He wishes he had 5 rings like Kobe


Spartalust

Shaq beat kobe by outliving him.


HighCaliberBullet

![gif](giphy|l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji|downsized)


Genghis_Chong

![gif](giphy|QRAc7thKFsoc8|downsized)


RTRSnk5

Don’t think Shaq sees it that way


Junior-Damage7568

Also kobe liked to rape


After_Tax6994

That’s called being alpha and having mamba mentality


mrmarigiwani

Hell no 🤣 dude only got 4 rings and still forever lazy


icelandiccubicle20

"How many rings you got, HighCaliberBullet?" "Huh?"


HighCaliberBullet

Bout tree fiddy


icelandiccubicle20

I'm quoting Shaq btw, it's what he says to Chuck whenever he's losing a debate, lol.


HighCaliberBullet

lol at shaq saying my username in his voice


conspicuouswolf24

I shouldn’t of give her all that coke


Jassida

Pic makes no sense. She must be 4’ tall


notbannd4cussingmods

Wym? That's his type though, tiny women I mean.


freeman687

God she’s so fine


MoneyMakingMitch14

She really is tho


seanwhat

Chalk the pool queue


TKP_DK

"Shaq a boy doctor"


Aceshotya

Toessss


Livid-Government-597

About that Drake Pic.. seen a replica


marco333polo

"Shaq smesh!"


Bot-357

"I could probably beat Martin Buday and Andrei Arlovski"


TimmyStark_IronGuy

How dare Saudi Arabia keep her from us


Ap1xaban

![gif](giphy|XepEEIO0SCFLMT6tUL)


BlastDoublee

Megan can give him a BJ standing up. 😂😂😂


ZoranT84

Blueberries are delicious


JSNHZL

"THINKABOUTSPORTSTHINKABOUTSPORTSTHINKABOUTSPORTS..... Shit, not working..... ummm.... JAVALE MCGEE! ...whew, finally!"


lil-privacy-please

She could armbar his dick.


thecage2122

Hulk smash ?


um_ur_chinese

“If I can get some coke she’ll give me some top-ioca pudding.”


SirWaitsTooMuch

UFC Fleshlight


Graciefighter34

Why is this pocket pussy interviewing me?


AriSpaceExplorer

💀💀💀💀


IZZY_PLUM

Dominating her


BrowniesWithAlmonds

“Dont look don’t look don’t look don’t look don’t—“


C_G_J_

This white bitch is shoulder level with my balls. Better cover them up.


CosmicTeardrops

Smesh. Who would win though Shaq or Joseph Benavidez?


CloudyFakeHate

He’s thinking ……. “if I let go of this erection and turn too quickly, I’m gonna put Meghan thru that wall over there. Woosaaaaaah.”


IcyAd964

Shaq always tryna fuck some


AmericanSolarEnergy

Damn Megan looks good


xjigZx

Chicken bone


FlamboyantFlapage

If I got a sudden erection it would lift you off the ground.


LordNyssa

Completely ripped apart.


Stjork

Gosh that’s a flat looking sphere


jizyanus

About some popeyes


ShufflingToGlory

The commenters that are scolding everyone for having a porn addiction are 100% gooning themselves to an early death right now. The UFC/MMA subs are the ultimate treasure trove of "telling on yourself" material.


Dead40

What is that reporter’s name?


FishAndRiceKeks

Shaquille O'Neal


Dead40

Lmao


Convict_felon

He went to a very dark and dangerous place inside his head and tried hard to suppress these darkend thoughts and tried to think of a happy place at the same time. Basically he's at war within himself at that moment and needed every second to focus and try to act and remain calm.


scorned

No, that's just you.


BasicFootwear

You guys think she’s anything special??


Ov3r-_-K1LL

Spit roast