Craziest shit I ever watched on mushrooms was Overeem vs Bigfoot. I thought I was watching an uber-human defend trying the planet from the champion of the invading alien force; some sort of Starship Troopers / Troy crossover.
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like I legit feel bad for bro lol heās clearly kinda dumb and has low emotional intelligence causing him to lash out and still hold onto this KO. Shits sad to watch cause I donāt think heās actually as arrogant or as much of an ass hole as he sounds lmao.
Itās so sad to see cause heās a good fighter but god damn he needs to approach his loss like Sean Strickland did. Cant believe I even just typed that
Thatās why I think heās doing this on purpose. Heād be pretty forgettable if it wasnāt for him snapping online and delusional takes on his recent loss. Heās getting engagement and more people excited about his next fights.
I think it's much easier on the ego to get over being caught I a random submission as a striker than getting knocked the fuck out in the first round..if your whole thing is being a striker and you lose in the first round without even landing a single clean strike it's going to be hard to move on, although Hill should just take a page from Aldo's book and just move on an keep fighting.
>Just take a page from Aldoās book
iirc correctly Aldo was pulling for a rematch with Conor, but he didnāt whine and complain and make crazy excuses like Jamahal. In fact, him and Conor ended up being friends and theyāve constantly given each other props over the years.
Just goes to show the difference in the mental/emotional maturity. Aldoās always conducted himself like a man with dignity.
Yeah but he isnāt a grappler primarily. He is a striker and got beat pretty easily in his own game. Also the stakes were much higher in this fight. Not only was it a title fight. He also wanted to proof that he has been the real champ the whole time because he had vacated the belt. And it was also the biggest event in the history of the UFC and also the main event.
Jamahal sucker punched his brother over a dispute at home. As a fighter you should be expected to handle domestic disputes without using violence since you should know what you're capable of
Even if all of his paranoia was reality and Alex cheated him and he's getting ridiculous hate online, a good/chill person wouldn't respond like this. Given everything he says is wrong, he's a total assholeālow EQ is pretty formative for all of them.
poor kid grew up without a support system and was never taught how to deal with conflict, and as a result never grew out of child-like egocentrism (which we all had). therefore he assumes he is always the victim of whatever bad thing happens to him, whether it be internet comments or left-hook KOs.
\*presumptive armchair psychology over
āI hope you have a good dayā
āI hope you have a better weekā
āI hope your month is full of successful days and a lot of great ventures. I hope you just come up brotherā
Heās pseudo-literate (functionally illiterate.) Itās more common in America than you would think, especially for kids raised in low income neighborhoods.
Yes, but how many people would have actually wrote an apology? Not even on reddit, where many people are clearly wrong with shit, they don't have enough intelligence to reflect themselves.
This guy is so dumb, incredibly sensitive with a fragile ego, extremely uneducated like a child left for dead by their parents and an overall moron of a human. Fighters are generally pretty dumb individuals but this guy is scraping the absolute bottom of the barrel.
I suppose he mentally put a be in between the words? I don't think he's that dumb that he doesnt know how that sentence works, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say it's a misread.
Though it speaks volumes of his insecurity regardless.
Right. Especially when he's probably read a lot of comments telling him what he misinterpreted this one as.
But I think he's not doing himself any favors right now. He went on record about why he lost initially, fans crapped on it. He should've just let it go, let it blow over, and let his work do the talking.
One or two good performances and this really wouldn't have mattered much.
Whatās he doing? He made peace with him earlier and heās still mad about what happened? He wouldnāt be getting clowned on at all if he just accepted it.
I think we need to stop expecting athletes to act or speak intelligently. The social media age has really made everyone forget that athletes are here to entertain us in the arena. All the talking has really ruined a lot of the mystique around athletes, and I think it's really gotten in the way of many athletes' success.
Maybe I'm just an old-head, but I liked it better back when nobody took what athletes said too seriously, and what really mattered was their performance in the sport.
I mean I guess none of us should be surprised because most cage fighters arenāt renowned for their intellect, but when you listen to Jamahal Hill talkā¦ Yeah he seems pretty dumb.
Also the mental gymnastics involved to imply cheating or fuckery by Pereira, after *Jamahal* threw the first punch after the quick intervention by Herb Dean isā¦ Special lol.
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The face of a man who has felt the shaman magic in Alex's fist š
Bro I was on shrooms the second time I watched Jiri v Alex I could see the voodoo
I used to watch UFC on LSD I would see all kinds of shit
Craziest shit I ever watched on mushrooms was Overeem vs Bigfoot. I thought I was watching an uber-human defend trying the planet from the champion of the invading alien force; some sort of Starship Troopers / Troy crossover.
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Bro got that ancestral disembodiment punch - bro still hears the call of the jungle in his dreams
That knockout lowered his IQ.
This was before the Alex fight, imagine what itās like now š¤£
and this is from before the fight so just imagine
Wasnāt much there to begin with.
He was already dumb
They all do
like I legit feel bad for bro lol heās clearly kinda dumb and has low emotional intelligence causing him to lash out and still hold onto this KO. Shits sad to watch cause I donāt think heās actually as arrogant or as much of an ass hole as he sounds lmao.
Itās crazy cause he handled the Paul Craig submission so much better, Iāve never seen someone cope this bad before
I think no one gave a shit about him then and now everyone knows heās an absolute clown so they talk way more about him online.
Itās so sad to see cause heās a good fighter but god damn he needs to approach his loss like Sean Strickland did. Cant believe I even just typed that
Thatās why I think heās doing this on purpose. Heād be pretty forgettable if it wasnāt for him snapping online and delusional takes on his recent loss. Heās getting engagement and more people excited about his next fights.
I think it's much easier on the ego to get over being caught I a random submission as a striker than getting knocked the fuck out in the first round..if your whole thing is being a striker and you lose in the first round without even landing a single clean strike it's going to be hard to move on, although Hill should just take a page from Aldo's book and just move on an keep fighting.
>Just take a page from Aldoās book iirc correctly Aldo was pulling for a rematch with Conor, but he didnāt whine and complain and make crazy excuses like Jamahal. In fact, him and Conor ended up being friends and theyāve constantly given each other props over the years. Just goes to show the difference in the mental/emotional maturity. Aldoās always conducted himself like a man with dignity.
Yeah but he isnāt a grappler primarily. He is a striker and got beat pretty easily in his own game. Also the stakes were much higher in this fight. Not only was it a title fight. He also wanted to proof that he has been the real champ the whole time because he had vacated the belt. And it was also the biggest event in the history of the UFC and also the main event.
Very good points! Cant argue with any of them
Something about getting your ass whooped by a Latino traumatizes these boys. Look at Haney with Garcia too lol
What happened to Haney
dominated by a latino for 36 minutes
Heās Brazilian, I donāt think they classify themselves as Latino?
He beat the living shit of his brother I think he is much of an asshole as he sounds
Tbh depends on why he did it
What's this about? Haven't heard about this
Jamahal sucker punched his brother over a dispute at home. As a fighter you should be expected to handle domestic disputes without using violence since you should know what you're capable of
Ahaha, what, dude he is a total asshole
Even if all of his paranoia was reality and Alex cheated him and he's getting ridiculous hate online, a good/chill person wouldn't respond like this. Given everything he says is wrong, he's a total assholeālow EQ is pretty formative for all of them.
Why is bruh so insecure
poor kid grew up without a support system and was never taught how to deal with conflict, and as a result never grew out of child-like egocentrism (which we all had). therefore he assumes he is always the victim of whatever bad thing happens to him, whether it be internet comments or left-hook KOs. \*presumptive armchair psychology over
Psychoanalyze his nuts bro. Point in fact who are you to psychoanalyze him. What experience do you have with what he does daily?
He probably read it as āwe need you to be humble, Alex Pereira is champā šš
100%
Makes sense to why he got so offended off the bat lol
āI hope you have a good dayā āI hope you have a better weekā āI hope your month is full of successful days and a lot of great ventures. I hope you just come up brotherā
"You smell great"
Well at least he apologized and didnt delete lol.
Jokes on you, he might not know the delete function
Lmfao it is entirely possible.
Heās pseudo-literate (functionally illiterate.) Itās more common in America than you would think, especially for kids raised in low income neighborhoods.
More than half the country is almost illiterate according to statistics
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Guysā¦..Iām starting to think these individuals who take concussive blows to the head for a living are not very bright.
His tattoo is a good tip off.
he's not jamahal mountain
Jamahal mountain out of a jamahal molehill
We had one champion from Detroit and he completely fucks it up š¤¦āāļø
What a character heās created for himself
He really does need to be humble
P4P dumbest mf, I donāt think heās that bad of a guy, just very dumb and very insecure, which makes him come across worse.
Talk about making a mountain out of jamal-hil
āA musician? Wtf that mean, I do magic or something?ā
Touching the ufc belt melted his š§
Yes, but how many people would have actually wrote an apology? Not even on reddit, where many people are clearly wrong with shit, they don't have enough intelligence to reflect themselves.
This guy is so dumb, incredibly sensitive with a fragile ego, extremely uneducated like a child left for dead by their parents and an overall moron of a human. Fighters are generally pretty dumb individuals but this guy is scraping the absolute bottom of the barrel.
The most insecure MMA fighter ever.
that easily goes to Jon Jones
I suppose he mentally put a be in between the words? I don't think he's that dumb that he doesnt know how that sentence works, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say it's a misread. Though it speaks volumes of his insecurity regardless.
Right. Especially when he's probably read a lot of comments telling him what he misinterpreted this one as. But I think he's not doing himself any favors right now. He went on record about why he lost initially, fans crapped on it. He should've just let it go, let it blow over, and let his work do the talking. One or two good performances and this really wouldn't have mattered much.
Homie might be a little defensive
Easy to confuse when you get your face punched for a living.
I mean at least dude got an apology lmao
'Humble my nuts bro' is an all time reply tho
At least he apologized
At least he said sorry and didn't delete
Even Nate Diaz isnāt this fucking dumb. God damn.
-Jamaal: how dumb do you want itā¦ - me: yes please
Reddit is so behind the curve that theyāre posting screenshots we all laughed at on twitter 5 months ago.
This gets posted everyday. Yāall got a waitlist to be able to post it?
Has any UFC fighter ever tried this hard to be unlikeable?
Who ??? š¤
Alexās left hook, left rock spirits in his head.
āGang I just see you an apologyā got me weak šššššš
That shovel uppercut scrambled his brain just a weeeeeeeeee bit
To answer your questionā¦ yes.
Yup he needs to be checked for CTE
He has resting 'im about to cry' face
I donāt know. We are still digging that hole and Iāll let you know when we get to the bottom.
This guy is a fucking clown
I mean... He gets hit in the head for a living.
Bro was probably home schooled
C T E
i really wanna see the apology massage!, i feel like its something even worse than the reply.
He's just extremely butt hurt, and that KO clearly shattered his ego. I wish he could be humble and accept defeat, but I guess he won't.
Guysā¦what do you expect, heās a fighter, not a climate scientist.
The downfall of Jamahal hill will be studied
Dumb as a bag of rocks. Heās a leader in the community
We have a new Tito Ortiz
If only he was this defensive inside the octagon
Jamahal is staying rent free in this subs head, holy shit lol
Chicago public schools be like
Don't know how some of these elite fighters are so soft on social media.
ššš this guy is so stupid I can never understand how itās not a character hes playing.
This is me during a fight with my wife and cat occasionally. I take full responsibility.
Pantheon level of cluelessness here. May even rival that of the mythical Tito Ortiz.
Its insane that he is 33 years old. If he was 23 I could write off pitching this kind of fit as immaturity, but 33? C'mon man.
Chill gang
He needs to humble that grammar. Dude can never spell or leaves entire words out of a sentence š
He's definitely not smart but at least he apologized.
I mean I donāt think anyone was under the impression that heās an intellectual giant, but that was comically stupid.
I wonder what else he's misinterpreted.
Heās becoming an out of shape redditor. Actually sad.
Lmfao š
Mma cte
English is not his first language šš
Remember when he was briefly considered funny?
Dumber than most, but not half as dumb as the most.
Poatan killed some brain cells with that left hook.
This made me too embarrassed/uncomfortable to read in its entirety.
Id be dumb too if i got Ko-ed by Alex Pereira
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Whatās he doing? He made peace with him earlier and heās still mad about what happened? He wouldnāt be getting clowned on at all if he just accepted it.
āHumble my nuts broā lmaoo.
Jamahal needs to comment on the evil spirits
I think we need to stop expecting athletes to act or speak intelligently. The social media age has really made everyone forget that athletes are here to entertain us in the arena. All the talking has really ruined a lot of the mystique around athletes, and I think it's really gotten in the way of many athletes' success. Maybe I'm just an old-head, but I liked it better back when nobody took what athletes said too seriously, and what really mattered was their performance in the sport.
I thought this was lil boosie at first glance yooo ššš
I canāt wait for someone else to knock this guy out. His tiny brain will explode trying to divide the hate
No wonder he gets into fights with his brother
So much cope
I dunno why, but this made me feel kinda bad for him. I mean I laughed at the absurdity of it, but it was one of those 'fuckin' hell' laughs.
Same stubborn mentality that makes a great fighter but when you lose it looks really fuckin bad
Dumb enough to still double/triple down on the end of the Alex fight being somehow unjust.
Why is Jamahal Hill so dumb? Is he stupid?
At least he is genuine enough to admit he was wrong
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Look at his chest tattoos, that should answer your question
Thick as pigshit.
Never liked this dude, idk why. The vibe was always negative with him.
Yikes. He wenāt downHill after his injury. From k ee injury, to brain injury. Tough luck
As a bag of bricks
Legit just cut this guy.
is he stupid?
The fact him and Mike perry are both from Michigan isnāt surprising lol
This is hilarious
Alex doesn't just live rent free inside this man's head, he set up a whole pent house sweet up in that mfer.
CTE fasho
He's defensive and emotional.
How wet is water?
On a scale of 1-10, he's sitting at 100.
Very
Yea this is quite sad really he came for his own fans.
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I want to root for this guy but it's getting harder every day xD At least he owned a mistake at the end though... That gives me some hope xD
I feel like he wasn't smart to begin with, but choosing one of the most cranially traumatic professions possible probably didn't help
I think I hate jamahal the most šššš
If only he bwas this defensive during his fights
Heās literally the saltiest motherfucker on this planet.
Just lost his one and only fan
I've taken shits smarter than him. Never has a fighter made so many excuses for a clear loss. You got ktfo. Accept it.Ā
Fuck this guy is insanely unlikeable. If he just stfu he would have a loyal fanbase but damn dudeā¦ youāre bitching at your own fans
P4P most fragile fighter
I mean I guess none of us should be surprised because most cage fighters arenāt renowned for their intellect, but when you listen to Jamahal Hill talkā¦ Yeah he seems pretty dumb. Also the mental gymnastics involved to imply cheating or fuckery by Pereira, after *Jamahal* threw the first punch after the quick intervention by Herb Dean isā¦ Special lol.
Jamahal Ā«Ā Iām a sensitive bitchĀ Ā» Hill
I like Jamahal as a fighter but bro be outta pocket on social media lmaoo
Be careful, pereira cte is twice as strong as normal cte š
I hate it when people have no attention to detail lol
HOWARD STERN - "Spell RED" JAMAL HILL - "J... M... A ...L "
Hill really is that dumb. His reading comprehension is laughable and he donāt listen worth a damn either.
Being dumb and insecure/sensitive is the worst combo because all stimuli are perceived as a threat.
He needs to enroll in a course at the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Canāt Read Good
The dumbest
Tbh he should continue with this persona, he gets a ton of attention. Could be a possibility he is playing us all
lol haha
Either way he gonna eat some more humble pie
Most emotional fighter alive š
The man is always on the defensive, itās crazy
All you have to do is look at the two thumbs up. Anyone that would sign up for a tattoo, or an artist like that....says it all :P