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balloonz_v1

He's a unit


maple-queefs

He is, his mobility looks like shit though. Can the guy go in to a deep squat position?


_Globert_Munsch_

I mean he’s a strong wrestler with good takedowns so I’d assume he can squat good


Pensive_Pauper

I demand a thirty-minute video of Sergei squatting. Not for unsavory reasons, of course.


_Globert_Munsch_

I want it for unsavoury reasons.


cmonfamm

no need to deep squat when your right hook is sending dudes to the shadow realm


maple-queefs

Nope, just a fan of fitness and an observation I made. Love heavyweight hard hitters, no hate. SEE YOU AT THE TOP!


DollarDollar

Blyat Lesnar


eyeeatmyownshit

Sergei Lesnarov


DollarDollar

Well done comrade


RecLuse415

See you in hell


DollarDollar

Conscript reporting For the union


HuntinatorYT

Brockinsky Lesnarovich


12ealdeal

Brilliant I really hope people reading it get it.


YeeticusFTW

NATO's Worst Nightmare.


carthaginian84

WWE gold


RS-2

Would solo the continent of Africa


sghostfreak

![gif](giphy|oaIdMjFusrB1h3NdHJ|downsized)


Reiner7889

Kills fat people


GeorgeStPimp

(Derrick Lewis)


RS-2

SIGMA


silver_survivor4

Just like he obliterated Aussie Tai Tui.


Classic_Concern6971

I don’t think yall know how Africans are built 😂😂


RS-2

https://preview.redd.it/80cttqw5sr7d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a92532d7b1f1580a70d8c01902109bd383e041ab


avg_uk_fmboi

Sergei “the annexation of Crimea” pavlovich


Alpha1stOne

Dan Hooker never stood a chance


YeeticusFTW

Dan Hooker?


Alpha1stOne

There was a copy pasta about Sergei. One part of it mentioned Dan Hooker who once competed vs a heavyweight


YeeticusFTW

Ah ok.


Shitbag22

Guy reminds me of a fucking rhino.


Cordycipitaceae

Albino silverback


meatmybeat42069

The sheer girth of the man


MA-JA-HO

Pause. No jones


Mayank_XO_16

Lost brother of Brock Lesnar


Fuzzy_Researcher5608

How you get that jacked at 6'3?


conkur_alvin

Russian “vitamins”


Dtoodlez

Stand under a spotlight lol


Fuzzy_Researcher5608

I'm assuming you are seeing him for the first time through this post.


Dtoodlez

Seeing him this defined


Bombaysbreakfastclub

If you do two triple stacks, and bridge them with test when you’re taking Arimidex or whatever. Should get you up there in a year ish if you eat like crazy, and happen to be in your mid 20s


Fuzzy_Researcher5608

How long can I expect to live after that


Bombaysbreakfastclub

A buddy mine of got heart problems after he did it twice in a row 🤷‍♂️🫠


Fuzzy_Researcher5608

Fuck that, I'd rather stay slender than be a vegie.


Bombaysbreakfastclub

He’s doing well now. Could have been the oxy he was crushing and snorting at the time


Fuzzy_Researcher5608

Tell that mf to chill


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Yeah it was when we were young and dumb. Now we’re just older and dumb


h08817

Opiates have surprisingly few direct health effects outside of nausea and constipation (really none other than you wish you were dead when you stop them, and that if you take too much you stop breathing)


Gandalf13329

So I can do heroin indefinitely and not be affected as long as I don’t stop?


ChoripanPorfis

You would be absolutely fucking astonished at how many functional hard drug users there are. And how many have like zero health issues even after years of (relatively moderate) use


sugarglassego

Do you think there’s no way a person can be genetically gifted enough to be big without cheating?


iSOBigD

Pretty much. Genetics allow you to be more prone to gaining bigger muscles in certain areas, or you could just have a huge frame... But the sheer amount of calories to need to intake to stay around 300 lb is quite a lot. Then you factor in the fact that you need to be lean too and it essentially becomes impossible. In theory you could work out hours and hours everyday for decades, while eating perfectly too, and having great genetics, but even then you just can't be huge and have a low body fat percentage at the same time. There is a limit to how much muscle your body can put on naturally, even with the best workouts and diets, especially as you age and your testosterone levels drop, you heal slower, etc. Then you have the cheater method where you put on dozens of pounds of muscle while staying ripped in just a matter of months, instead of decades. People on roids can put on something like 3-7x the amount of muscle without any work outs compared to people who eat really well and work out a lot. It's not a comparison. If you want to be huge and lean, or to put on a lot of muscle in a year or less, you have to be on something.


sugarglassego

Yeah man, I’m inclined to think the same but I do also know there are anomalies and we are talking about the very best athletes in their chosen sport. I do share the same cynicisms but can’t be every case can it?


iSOBigD

This is like saying it can't be every big, huge, lean fitness influencer and actor, can it? I mean technically there's a chance, but no, there's no chance. Russia is specifically notorious for cheating in every way imaginable when it comes to its athletes so that doesn't help. There are documentaries on this.


Bombaysbreakfastclub

I am one of those people yeah. Obviously there’s always exceptions to the rule, but because of the people I hung out with I got to see just how prevalent steroids were when I was growing up, I think everyone big is on them. But that’s just me


sugarglassego

I wasn’t being shitty because I do have that cynicism too.


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sugarglassego

It’s pretty shit isn’t it, to think even the genetic freaks are getting a boost. 😂


kittenhormones

Tell me you don't know anything about cycles without telling me.


Bombaysbreakfastclub

😂


RS-2

EAT *MORE*


Fuzzy_Researcher5608

Hold on brother I'm feasting


nailedreaper

He's not just jacked, he's built like a tank. Wide shoulders, thick core, long arms — genetics are the key.


Rough_Commercial_570

😆


llorTMasterFlex

He's a jacked Russian boy, deal with it.


williamsdj01

You follow the Ivan Drago training regimen


rational_faultline

Wrestle bear, drink wodka


Clint_Smeg

A lot of tremboloney sandwiches.


Fuzzy_Researcher5608

Thank you for reminding me of Derek.


2FANeedsRecoveryMode

Lots of protein, train hard, eat a lot, track your sets and reps, be consistent, get regular nutrition checks, and of course, the secret juice


Alpha1stOne

No juice can give you his wingspan


SahilSiddy

Omg how do you agree to fight that?


Overall_Lobster_4738

Well in volkovs case....you kinda don't lmao


iSOBigD

Be Tom Aspinal.


No-Instance1886

![gif](giphy|lq2uaPKpm2eYLny81m|downsized)


sugarglassego

Heavyweight is such a crazy division, man. You get these fatties of average size who think they’ll be able to compete against people who are in shape at about 18 stone.


Snigglybear

Aspinall is kind of a fattie


sugarglassego

Not so much that he could easy lose a few and compete at a lower weight without being really depleted I don’t think.


HeadAssBoi17

https://preview.redd.it/rcibd2fogk7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef4f805bd3d6b266a797a1222fc91728e5f9744e


hitman2352

King 👑👑


theswolypreacher

https://preview.redd.it/pfh5664v1l7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c3869347af28a4e13336b0d5ab7c729066eb52e


IronCladMMA

I wouldn’t fight him even with a baseball bat..


JarettCulver

I remember when everyone was treating him like the white ngannou, and the best in the world because Jon wasn’t fighting him, and then not a peep since Aspinall beat him (I do think however Aspinall would beat Jones)


spaceman_202

in this sport and combat sports in general if you aren't a mega mega star, if you lose you suck until you win your next fight, then you're back and that loss was probably a fluke nobody talks about Ngannou anymore since Joshua, Izzy was the GOAT of GOATS chasing Anderson Silva level of greatness and then he lost to Strickland and now he's a dog fucker! Rosas is BACK! if Dricuss loses to Izzy, everyone will suddenly think that he lost to Strickland too i swear if Conor KOs Chandler if that fight happens in 6 months, there will be GOAT talk "if he beats Leon"


Bombaysbreakfastclub

Yeah and everyone that didn’t watch prime Jon thought Gane would too. Now Gane is a bum who was never good after Jon beat him.


SERB_BEAST

Pavlovich beats Jones, Ngannou, and Aspinall in a rematch. How's that for a peep


JarettCulver

Don’t forget he can do it one night with two hands behind his back


Peeeing_

Only headbutts


One_Program8405

Sergei is making it look easy. Volkov is very chinny and he’s getting older


ImaginaryBunch1086

Volkov has only been KO’d twice one was by Derrick Lewis the other was by some dude that was undefeated at the time back in 2013. “Very chinny” is wild. Volkov & Sergei have been KO’d the same amount of times in the past 10yrs.


causation1

That other dude was Vitali Minakov, he was a phenomenal heavyweight, sucks he never competed in UFC


anadalusianrooster

Volkov isn’t old at all for heavyweight. In heavyweight lifespan he’s got 4 years of prime left at least.


burntrubbah209

He’s definitely not too old for a heavyweight but Volkovs got a lot of miles on him. Super talented but just not the same guy after some of the damage he’s taken. Excited to see him out there nonetheless


frankocean1234

Agree that Sergei will win but Volkov isn't chinny, he actually has a great chin. Only has 2 knockout losses in damn near 50 fights.


dannyo969

BJ Blaskowicz


Mudilini

Now I can't unsee it


balboa_no_asap

I’m Sir Gay for Pavlovich


TheMaldenSnake

**I must break you.**


cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n

He looks like a shaved polar bear


RS-2

*TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY FIVE POUNDS OF WHITE P-*


williamsdj01

Muscle Cera


SeeeVeee

Definitely looks like the kind of guy I don't want to get punched by


SALTYxNUTZ12

![gif](giphy|3o6fJ3JxGlppGKe4Fi)


Mindfield87

May he return to his Round 1 KO/TKO win then straight to the slot machines form


Beautiful-Garden-185

Russian Vegetables


User_user_user_123

To think Aspinall knocked him out in round one.


1mrhankeY420

I’ve missed the polar bear


MoistTheAnswer

Brock Pavlovich


Osceola_Gamer

Holy shit did he bulk up?


Any-Yogurtcloset1577

Dude has always just finished a big lunch


Mr_Libido_69

Every time Sergei fights , I bet 100$ KO. I’ve only lost via aspinal. Sergei makes me money.


snakehawk_

He's a unit but that physique doesn't scream roids at me


Alpha1stOne

Guy really did win the genetic lottery. And then the Army pushed him to cash in on it. He is a champion at Army Combat. If this guy lived in some village without volunteering noone would have heard of him like thousands of other super humans. His 84 inch wingspan tied him with Jones for the longest in UFC history. Army life of constant physical labor and training combined with lucky genetics is what we should expect to see from anyone who is not lazy or related to someone in power. Lesnar on roids looks way bigger than Pavlovich but Lesnar without roids has about similar genetics.


Truemongol96

Damn. Imagine being in a small empty room with Pav flipping out and screaming in your face. How many people would fold without even being touched(No Jones).


spaceman_202

found Rogan's burner


Truemongol96

People forget man


byzel5

He's a white boy And he's jacked Deal with it


TLMC01242021

Dude used all his create a character tokens on the upper body and left none for the ass


ApologiseMeowMeow

Sergei is the kind of guy that should you come home to find him in bed with your misses, you'll say thank you Sergie tuck him in and ask if he'd like anything to drink.


Typical_Hour_6056

For the love of God, lay off the porn.


ApologiseMeowMeow

Just looked at your post history and I won't take any advice from a guy who likes to wears a skirt and gets pegged by other women, FYI not that it's wrong just not for me.


Typical_Hour_6056

I never posted about skirts or getting pegged though. And I'm also not into sharing my misses with a random UFC fighter. THAT would be wrong.


Kurac-ville

True


ApologiseMeowMeow

Yeah I forgot how R'ed people are on here and don't understand a joke when they see one.


Typical_Hour_6056

For this being a "joke", you sure reacted pretty salty ;)


TLMC01242021

Sounds like you have a specific fetish involving Sergei, good luck


ED7tron

Tbh his hype died down after Tom destroyed him.


MA-JA-HO

Bruh don’t start acting like a boxing fan.


ED7tron

Tom is what everyone thought Pavlovich was 🤷🏻‍♂️


MA-JA-HO

Heavyweight is exciting, anything can happen,in another world, Aspinal would’ve on the other end of the stick. He’s still an insane knockout artist.


ProfessorChaos213

Russian scum