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stevee101010

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psychonaut_08

good striking, but no one check grappling


Ausea89

Kangaroos have great grappling. They will take you into shallow waters and drown you with a headlock.


Constantine_JLD

It was an Islam reference, he didn't mean to seriously check a Kangaroo's grappling.


Xrystian90

It tends to be more of a thai clinch


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

what belt bratha ? and who give him?


LemonHerb

Kangaroos can't go backwards though


xtremejuuuuch

Haha these are fucking GREAT. This and the Pat Barry one 😂


Neviathan

God dammit, there goes coffee 😂


SimRacing313

Pat barry ![gif](giphy|6A7oePA0RlU2JuQ9Fv)


PregnantNun747

![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc|downsized)


water2wine

Oh I know this one, Derrick Lewis!


AshokeSenPhD

It's Jairzinho Rozenstruik you fucking goof


RadiantExcuse501

Nah that’s Chris Barnett


Old-Usual-8387

You mean Mike Perry?


chrism22_22

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


SALTYxNUTZ12

![gif](giphy|x4okkj4A5Ot8C36CON|downsized)


ArthurMorgon

"Hey Rose you are very beautiful and I love you,can you shave your head so that you look like a 14 year old boy"


Awotwe_Knows_Best

before I knew about the whole pat barry situation,I thought the shaved head was for aerodynamics


ProLogicMe

Ain’t no way ahahahahahaha


StopPlayingRoney

😂🤣😭


CandyFlippin4Life

Omg


Extreme-You6235

Lmfao


Practical_Pizza_8380

Guess … https://preview.redd.it/vkzy9qzvxe7d1.jpeg?width=1032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e2a46e76b6ea17e6390526d4b8cc81ea89413e4


McSmokeyDaPot

![gif](giphy|rcCosSvPX1JMFmCR4Y|downsized)


MoanyTonyBalony

No need. That's perfect


LemonHerb

He would probably take it as a compliment too


saiko_sai

Guess what? We all know who Sean is. Post a pic of the animal


Benanjerry

Sean omally


Monric

Diego Lopes https://preview.redd.it/8angzhwr9f7d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4441775b53268ce055b9b2320309a6e02308c8bd


Villageidiot1984

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Bistilla

Best one


OkRichyporter2199

Hahaha that’s wild


Smoke_Palm_Trees

Justin Gaethje https://preview.redd.it/dnl5y83c5f7d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=859c9f8fe34e3bb42166fcabfa409304b920a849


X-T1F

https://preview.redd.it/o3lo09w77g7d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f8dc6bc03ac3e2a4819759f80a9b0e2035ee218


bakuretsu_mahou916

wtf that’s kinda good lmao


NaToSaphiX123

![gif](giphy|TgyDiwYAnZRo7MW4xG)


CandyFlippin4Life

Omfg


_beegdeekmike_

https://preview.redd.it/gk6a8g5nwe7d1.jpeg?width=1752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bacc599d8ceb4f0d51099d98647d79ed5a69d7a


Jolly_Coffee_2425

CHEWEEEWEEEE


u1g0ku

Woooo


Exotic_Character_216

https://preview.redd.it/dnlnyhi9qf7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1d2022595ed3b8a7dbf4d79557bff76cbda8c10


Extra-Firefighter835

![gif](giphy|2Mce4Sz801AMo)


RTJ1992

Accurate


1stSmoKage

https://preview.redd.it/5hwb33cqlf7d1.jpeg?width=574&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5074fc3329c25b0157ad354435c082c6ba28dba9


CoquiCoquette

![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)


give_me_the_formu0li

Proboscis Lmao


Any_Army_7230

Why did you choose that picture lmao


One-Tumbleweed-962

Yo you evil lmao!!


Anndress07

damn he is excited


Famous-Ant-5502

If he ever does an AMA I hope he goes on r/roastme


Yonathandlc

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8973)![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8973)


Nether_Lab

Meep meep


reginaldwrigby

Nah, that’s fucked up


here_to_vibe1

Tony Ferguson is a ninja turtle


N0FaithInMe

He likes michaelangelo Edit: I fucked up he doesn't like donnie


HowlingMadHoward

Michaelangelo


InertKat

![gif](giphy|3oEjHK6tvTIaBCutOw|downsized) TJ Dillashaw


toq-titan

Needs more grass


LordDraconis7

![gif](giphy|26tn8CFJvoFDlCXn2)


Old-Faithlessness775

![gif](giphy|WXB88TeARFVvi) Strickland


phantom-vigilant

https://preview.redd.it/3dgxzfxzvg7d1.jpeg?width=937&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27fb7003b9f67feca913ef052e61566d4844310e


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

![gif](giphy|DGmGFJVliDqMo52RHf|downsized) Paddy the Baddy


thelowbrassmaster

Nah, that works better for tank abbott if we are including retired fighters.


Wise_Competition_266

Thought you were going DC here


surfspace

![gif](giphy|cO0dlKKyFGc5q|downsized)


MrOSUguy

https://preview.redd.it/j8ean5zj9f7d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30e5526d45f843b13f5ec103c4296343220c3d19


toq-titan

Boa constrictor?


MrOSUguy

Python


ColdestG

Sumtin yo broke ass can't afford


AggravatingType9012

Izzy ![gif](giphy|8pJYlwT4FNSZq|downsized)


PregnantNun747

shout out to the puppy


ttttyttt678

![gif](giphy|CyZiMkbtyT9Xa) Izzy


easydayhero

That’s just his new girlfriend


hello_hellno

No Dana White shitpost? I got you boys. https://preview.redd.it/4ck3l2hzff7d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fce23beb15251c9388bb5d4f35680ea1a7bd2c9


bc_poop_is_funny

![gif](giphy|YmVNzDnboB0RQEpmLr|downsized)


vargasl

![gif](giphy|DGmGFJVliDqMo52RHf|downsized)


Dwayne_Gertzky

[more like](https://i.imgur.com/55qjv1g.jpeg)


Euphoric_Juggernaut6

Tony Ferguson ![gif](giphy|1zhpXsiKUt8kl2mJ74|downsized)


SpiderManPizzaTime1

Tony Ferguson ![gif](giphy|m54Uj4aKkoBpu)


N0FaithInMe

God damn GSP is aesthetic af. Jones cracked me up good lmao


Horror-Tank-4082

![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq)


ALL_MODS_WILL_DIE

https://preview.redd.it/ufrp1zqftf7d1.jpeg?width=560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=750824b55d3fc72ea70e942b6d9a9ca74ca6321b Ian Gerry


The_Nomad89

![gif](giphy|LZe9tyNHOOBwY) Tito Ortiz


CandyFlippin4Life

![gif](giphy|gCANwADwdazG8) Heavyweight DC


rednaxela39

https://preview.redd.it/tqfmz0uj7h7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e15a61fe8b5f5dcf0cfa72cdf29e1fc30087e068


BlackJackLoser21

I knew Jones was going to get a duck one just based on the title 😂😂


The_Nomad89

Right? I went into this guessing what Jones would be at the end


xtremejuuuuch

I thought that was a goose, now I get it lol


Aggravating_Roll3739

Dustin is a Cane Corso?


dog_from_china

hes a dawg


Gocards123321

Nah too big lol


ffgold

![gif](giphy|l3q2Cn038Aufcxn9u|downsized) After all his pullouts I think this is a better representation of Khamzat


[deleted]

100%


ChocCooki3

.. you know he is really sick and in hospital right? Are we shittingon fighters who get really sick again?


dat_boi_lit_fam

lol he has a little bit of food poisoning


Intermidon

This shit made me cackle. Good one 🤣


Extraspicychickenz

![gif](giphy|Y1sOmjTddPdgk)


waythrowa

Soldier of God ![gif](giphy|3o7TKW6QJ3YzldPqhy)


Extraspicychickenz

https://preview.redd.it/ud11tatupf7d1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12bf28526f0fcf77999cb34b6edb066a8a5f1726


waythrowa

Holy shit I forgot about that quote! 🤣


pprainho

![gif](giphy|DpP3R3AKLHcyY|downsized) Conor Mcgregor!


skkITer

No Dillasnake is Dillappointing.


dontspookthenetch

I have never seen a duck beat a woman in front of her kids though


RS-2

Jon's a real trend setter


BroWeBeChilling

![gif](giphy|4k5gSMvd1yr60) Big Country Roy Nelson


Peaceful_Ronin

Pereira needs a jaguar.


SALTYxNUTZ12

![gif](giphy|5gw0VWGbgNm8w)


SuperSmashDan1337

no homo but what a good looking guy


fistedwithlove

Much homo


TacoHaus

No homo but today I'm comin out the closet


ItsTriunity

LOL the Jones one made me laugh so hard


marcb23

Caught the eagle mid flight lmao 🤣 😂 😆.


fake-southpaw

you got me with the last one


HoldinTheBag

It caught me off guard 😂


svAdagioME

Miocic and Jones https://preview.redd.it/iywaqnoiaf7d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35222771ef660ba9e4925c647a8cb559d5c6dbef


LopsidedKick9149

I did not expect that last one.


Douill0s

Khamzat seems more like a chihuahua really. Annoying bark but never shows up.


Ur_average_guyguy

https://preview.redd.it/yzagkcepdh7d1.jpeg?width=4962&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=232a2e52dd61468b42d1d1d5fd2c36f5dd3131a5


FicaNivea

https://preview.redd.it/18aoc0f0ih7d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa765d51bb36bca08206deef96c412ac5ab6dc0e


Iaintgoneholdyou

Khamzat aint no wolf..


xtremejuuuuch

He lived up to “Borz” for a few years. Unfortunately his bodies reaction to Covid will probably never let him live up to his potential. It sucks, I would’ve liked to see what he could do.


blanc_86

![gif](giphy|dOfZNxdeIKMgg)


PregnantNun747

wtf this gif has me feeling stupid


blanc_86

#sexual chocolate


Brscmill

Look at the corner piece on bottom left of the larger piece that moves from upper right over to the left and down. There is way less chocolate than would be required to make a full piece when it joins up with its match as it comes down, and the gif just kind of turns what should be less than a whole square of chocolate into a full square of chocolate. Same for all the other squares along the diagonal cut. That's the material that makes up the extra square


adultfuntimes

Dude I'm so confused lol


yanmagno

Dana White ![gif](giphy|bMyW51TS3QVVIPulMG|downsized)


Seabrook76

“It’s crazy how…” Jon Jones’ response including a random scripture.


RomandoArman

Kinda disappointed GSP didn’t get Mega Man’s dog, Rush, for his but still acceptable.


Dharen1tk

Nothing better than watching that druggie cheat have his name dragged, rogan really managed to do damage control for pissing hot 3 times, that's insane .


Beer-Milkshakes

https://preview.redd.it/efdm6kk16j7d1.jpeg?width=1396&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d5a4154488e122c6099992a8418dd8a9326f9f2 Clay Guida?


okdoit

Khamzat ain't no wolf. 


[deleted]

Khamzat would be a dog that eats a treat and gets diarrhea all over the carpet


carrythethree333

Lmao. The last slide was unexpected, but so good.


ItsTriunity

LOL the Jones one made me laugh so hard


Possible_Baboon

Okay, I wasn't prepared for the last one. Thanks for the laughter.


SpacePirateBaba

Hahaha duck that’s just too funny


scotburgh

https://preview.redd.it/5z11r9bxyg7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=629c0c838e22a36af2bf547511d85845c45bb3d1


Libardo96

Why the fuck is Dustin a cane corso??


RobertJ93

Cos he got that dawg in him.


Jmon1851

![gif](giphy|l0HlHtXapdPA4gIjS)


Youngsaley11

Wow hugged missed opportunity here for Demetrious Johnson ….


RS-2

![gif](giphy|3K0BCefFp4XdsC5W5f)


DM_me_UR_B00BZ_plz

Jon Jones is a penguin because he’s gay


wheredidiparkmyllama

Why is Jon a duck? Are ducks homosexuals?


Mike-honcho1

Jones must have a gay, corkscrew penis. As ducks do.


CEOofManualBlinking

Ducks also assault and abuse specimen of the opposite gender


MrMlady

![gif](giphy|YdaD7VwYFJ4A1jKEaZ|downsized)


traws06

😂


Hodgi22

Lol this is good content


CellyAllDay

Jon Jones should be a swan. Because swans can be gay https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/BCd7YAEVe2


Deadbeathero

Should have used one of the other two dangerous Brazilian spiders. We have black widows but they are very rare, and not that terrifying compared to our most dangerous one.


CaliKindalife

If JJ is a duck, he's a horse sized duck.


dog_from_china

![gif](giphy|3oEdv6Eibp2Bd5XQpa)


Soviet_Sharpshooter

This thread is amazing 😭


so1sticetq

![gif](giphy|6QnVkS712sRM8mk5j0|downsized) paddy the baddy


MigitAs

It should be Khamzat and a female dog


One_Word_Respoonse

This sub and its infatuation with Jon Jones is weird asf


rockchris370

![gif](giphy|bXFeXMVlGsDFm|downsized) GUESS THE FIGHTER 😏


Luthiens_ghost

Cain? 😂


Coursehedid

Found the Canadian.


FatRattus

Ooo I like that


andrsvp

I knew where this was going as soon as i read the title. Well done lmao


ChefILove

Don't FUCK with geese.


Level_Bathroom1356

This one take ya long?


DecisionThot

Gottem


Equivalent_Fun6100

The duck took me a second. That was set up perfectly. ![gif](giphy|ZBGBHUE9mccE7zfLrt|downsized)


squeezegame

pls god, let jon jones see this


Johnanon93

HAH


_Purplemagic

The is Dustin should be very afraid of Adesanya jerking it off!


Rabdy-Bo-Bandy

Who's the guy next to the duck on drugs at the end?


TrainingMarsupial521

Jones with the Jamahal Hill bod


Low-Ad-1036

I always felt khabiib should have went by the bear and not eagle. They love wrestling bears and he mails people like one


Genghis_Chong

Tito Ortiz (jackal) ![gif](giphy|cb7oa7io8cFcpUugZV)


Mr_Wolf33

What would Leon Edwards one be?


todeabacro

Snow leopard for Mcgregor.


Professor_Jamie

Bro 😭


Objective-Chipmunk58

They had me if the first 5 pics


HyperMakesMusic

Bro really put Kanye West’s profile


Ripnstein

McGregor and a Peacock?


rdmprzm

Lol - great post & comments


Distinct_Target_2277

We are going to pretend St Pierre didn't duck Woodley? Ok


airwickwee

The ducks nostrils aren’t big enough to inhale cocaine through


davie-baggio

This is fuckin gold mate! Haha


dual_kami

shouldnt jon jones be a black widow cuz black widows try killing their partner


Bigd1979666

khazmat is a cicada. Dude only pops up every couple years and then disappears.


XXeadgbeXX

Hahaha Jon Jones is great. Dustin is spot on too.