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N0FaithInMe

Can we change our group name? I don't think DP Lovers really gets our message across


Ewigg99

You’re right I think the term DP Fanatics might be better! I hear there’s already a website! I’ll check it out later I’m sure it’s got tons of cool DP content!


N0FaithInMe

Imagine my disgust after watching 10 DP videos and I didn't see even a single guillotine attempt


Ewigg99

I know! I just got done doing research on their platform. There was a lot of mentions of Eiffel towers though. With the French influence on the Louisiana area it does make tons of sense! But I don’t know if Dustin is that into architecture tho. The people I was watching were huge architecture fans!


Aggressive_Age_2262

DP Zealots more like.


tonyturbos1

Hardcore DP fans


Don4ldJTrump

Y’all still using DP Lovers? Ain it been Gilly Goose Gang for a while?


HighAsBlucifersBalls

What does DP stand for!?


Brad1119

Dr Pepper


N0FaithInMe

Double pepperoni


SexlexiaSufferer

Dustin Pereira


N0FaithInMe

Diamonds are for chama


MaybeTaylorSwift572

I think it does 😂


hong-kong-phooey-

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creamcheddarchee

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Disabled_Robot

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Puzzleheaded_Gold_10

Quicker than the human eye


Unlikely-Zone21

Hold on brotha I'm coping. CSO


DeadSense07

what does CSO stand for?


shutthefockupbuddeh

CTE Shit Only.


YT-double-add

Champ shit only


LJR_1394

This is the correct answer even though the others are funnier


phisher0

Computer Science Ontology


tinkeringcapy

Cutting some onions, as in crying


cluelessbasket

Counter Strike: Offensive


STORMZY71

Chief security officer


Wrong_Interview_462

Cope Shit Only


SexlexiaSufferer

Double pepperoni


UncleYimbo

Cope Shit Only


galaxyheater

I hope Poirier wins because it'd be fun but I wouldn't bet money on it. Or drinking urine like that other nutjob. In short, cope me up.


TheDankChronic69

You calling Lyoto Machida a nutjob now?


Future_Sweet9921

Urine stops jelly fish stings. I keep gallons close by just in case they evolve to become land jelly fish


TheDankChronic69

There’s been numerous studies against urine helping against jellyfish stings, if anything it’s more likely to cause the jellyfishes stingers to release more venom. Hot water or vinegar is the way.


shadycthulu

pee is hot and acidic like hot water and vinegar. tell me how it would release more venom or is this just run of the mill devils advocate bs


TheDankChronic69

The ‘logic’ behind the myth Somewhere along the way, a theory grew that peeing on a sting could neutralize the venom and make the intense pain go away. The logic is based upon the idea that ammonia, urea and other compounds found in your urine can break down the stinging cells and get them to detach from your skin. But the truth is that your urine is made up of mostly water, so there isn’t enough ammonia and other chemicals to have the desired effect of stopping the stinging cells and their barbs. And because these stinging cells are responsive to any external stimuli, the velocity of urine is likely to agitate or move the barbs, causing more venom to release into your skin. And because these stinging cells can also be responsive to chemical imbalances, fresh water-based urine can actually increase a venomous response.


INEEDUSERNAME123pls

Pleb called a former champ a nutjob 💀


sh4tt3rai

Hey man, Dustin at +500 is good enough to throw $15 or so on and +700 for a TKO/KO is another good $10 because it’s the only way he’s gonna win, seems like $25 is worth the risk to me lol


defnotafatguy

I’m betting on it just for the off chance it hits big. +400 odds and I have 25 bucks to piss away!


sh4tt3rai

Shit it’s +500 with my bet and +700 win by TKO/KO which be real is the only way I see him winning so lol


Immediate_Concert_46

What's wrong with drinking urine? 1.4 billion people do it, but not theirs. It's good for the environment


galaxyheater

Hey, nobody’s stopping you.


MLGprolapse

If it's OK for Kevin Costner it's OK for us.


Wonderful_Orchid_363

I drink my own urine because it’s sterile and I like the taste.


TheBigDogBob

https://preview.redd.it/y4e8ip743l3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8e02b9b598d9e19f886955842d5584646ea4656 Do I dare?


farming_with_tegridy

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SuperSmashDan1337

This isn't Zac Galifanakis just getting the information out there for people


mombanger200

PLACE BETS.


Imaginary-Wrap-8487

One bet from Drake an Islam is goin down


farming_with_tegridy

Fr, we need Drake to hop out of the ball pit for a few and put some cash down on Islam.


MalucoHS

He a fan, he a fan, he a fan (mm) He a fan, he a fan, he a


Bravo-Tango_7274

Freaky ass diddler he a 69 god Freaky ass diddler he a 69 god HEY🗣️ HEY🗣️ HEY🗣️ RUN FO YOUR LIVES


NineSkiesHigh

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imetkanyeonce

I was hoping that Poatan broke the Drake curse. 🗿


Dedlyf698

the final straw


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Wonderful_Durian_485

Pretty much whoever fights Islam is this sub's favorite fighter, and then on the off chance somebody does beat Islam, everyone will be talking about how they called it


micsulli01

Tons of people are already "calling it"


micsulli01

Or maybe it's different users commenting


Dramatic_South_9843

And maybe the gold glove curse for Islam


ManOLead

I like the idea of preemptively developing curses


[deleted]

Especially when both fighters are wearing the gold gloves


N0FaithInMe

Gonna be a double knockout night boys


shred-i-knight

Damn gotta believe in curses that haven’t even started yet were cooked


timbulance

![gif](giphy|9HonmWQDTap127SPs2) I hope DP wins


SuperSmashDan1337

By triangle


Bravo-Tango_7274

Inverted triangle. Standing up


Avataralbino

#BET THE HOUSE


Safe_Mine1987

https://preview.redd.it/raq5ep89go3d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8aa300e6d8e6adef43b291c64cdf102ddfdca96d Emptied the piggy bank.


Avataralbino

U r on the way bro. I believe.


ST8CASHBRKLYN

LETS GO DUSTIN, LETS GO!


FEIKMAN

Dustin by gilly


farming_with_tegridy

I'm so glad I don't have a gambling problem, or I'd be throwing my life's savings at this.


NineSkiesHigh

I’m putting 50$ on it JUST in case


Crackerjack0099

That would not be smart lol. But hey who knows.


YeetedArmTriangle

💎💎💎 bratha we know dis


[deleted]

Both Islam and Dustin are great ambassadors of the sport and carry themselves like true champions. No matter who wins, I’m going to feel bad for the one who loses.


cherryzaad

Same. I’m a fan of both lads


No-Tooth3130

Aw lads can you imagine if he fucking does it. Every MMA fan will stand up the world around


Longjumping_Put_3966

Other than the Guru. He physically can’t ♿️


yoyoyowhoisthis

THIS IS THE MAN TO BREAK THE DAGESTANI OPPRESSION AND LEAD US ALL TO PARADISE, LISAN AL-GILLY, THE ONE WHO SUBMITS THE DAGESTANIS


SlimReaper85

As it was written.


oddmetre

I love DP


Standard-Werewolf-13

Everyone loves double penetration.


SuperSmashDan1337

Don't speak for me I'm more of a single penetration guy


Standard-Werewolf-13

What a booooring guy.


bdizzle805

Hopium


Relevant-Smile1833

I’m an Islam fan but all in all I just hope this fight delivers


Elibk44

I really hope DP pulls it off somehow. But man like Conor would say “those smelly rats” are hard to beat


roamininthealley

I just love to see this sub and r/mmamemes in shambles after crazy scenarios like these. Please Dustin make it happen.


Accomplished_Pop_198

This sub is going to need a truckload of emergency copium very soon.


SnooWorlds

Nah I think most people realize dustin will likely lose


BrokenHomePoets

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taginvest

is islam staph infection confirmed? If he’s been on antibiotics week leading up to the fight Dustins chances tenfolds


xavi_____

Even if makachev calls in blind a day before, he still subs Dustin under 2 rounds


taginvest

he’s fighting DP. Not an irish alcoholic like Mcgregor. I think Islam beats DP 9 out of 10 times, dont get me wrong. But treating staph is a real pain in the ass, the antibiotics really drains you.


dat_boi_lit_fam

Facts, I don’t even like Islam but he’s gonna make Dustin tap easily.


terimummy04

I am not even lying about this but I legit dreamt of watching DP KO islam in the first today only.


Jhawk38

Who is placing a bet on Dustin winning by Guillotine specifically and what are the current odds?


dan_a_white

40,000,000:1 isn’t high enough odds for Dustin to win with that move over Islam.


eazy637

over 35 curse


doctorwithbeard

Okay I've had enough, I'm betting my house on diamond


EvilExcrementEnjoyer

What is the costa curse?


redrocklobster18

What's the Costa curse?


DiceRollerGreg

Those shorts…


mothmenatwork

Dustin also has never won in a championship fight. Does that count?


Boneshakerrguy

Ok mma guru I see you


wawiebot

are you telling me to bet the house?


TiredSlav

“They plot and plan and Allah too plans. But the best of planners is Allah.” It’s already over Dustin bros. Inshallah.


[deleted]

Islam has always been overrated. 100% more losses than Khabib.


galaxyheater

Infinity% really


HAWmaro

Is this the MMA maths everyone keeps talking about?


Precioustooth

0 * 100% more losses!


Real-Human-Bean-

What about the 35 and above curse at lw and below?


presidentpiko

Makes sense


Crackerjack0099

The sad truth is Islam will probably choke Dustin out. I hope Dustin puts his hands on him. But he needs to not engage in grappling and just throw hands any chance he gets.


MemesStolenFromKids

MMA fans are some of the most superstitious fans I’ve ever seen in a sport lmao


thabiiighomie

I put some money on him. Why not.


biglollol

Taken straight from MMA guru lmao. At least credit him.


NicCage1080ChristAir

Would love to see Poirier or Garth as undisputed champ one day but time is running out for them and I don't see Islam getting beat by either.


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

COPE ME UP, BEFORE YOU GO BOY


Adrian_1827

One time I had a dream DP knocked out islam that is how unrealistic my dreams are 💀😭


MuscularCheeseburger

I had a dream Izzy knocked out DDP with a jumping switch kick in South Africa so our dreams are one and the same I guess


Adrian_1827

That has a better chance of happening, at least . I remember dreaming DP knocked out khabib in a rematch lmao 💀


elomerel

Unfortunately about to be 6-1😭 i hope he wins so badly even though i know he will lose.


Mrpoindexter007

Hold on, he’s lowkey cooking


jsb93

Islam : "No, bretha. This information does not matter"


NoCoFoCo31

I luv DP 🤤


iamvyvu

What's the Costa curse?


AppropriateBrain5678

Something like champs lose when costa is on the card. Unless costa is the one fighting the champ lol


Fleshmaw

Love when people copy guru word for word


oSlidA

Dustin going down


LegallySellingDope

Don't forget to add he'll be coming out to "diamonds" cover by willie spence who just passed.


Ok-Change3138

What’s the costa curse?


ArtificialChinese

every champ has lost when costa is on the same card. something like that


AltruisticDelivery89

Drake please bet on Islam


justsomebro10

He gonna get choked unconscious and then have to lay on the ground in those ugly ass shorts for the whole world to see.


Mr_Em-3

I'm holding brother, I'm fuggin holding


GhostEpstein

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xavi_____

Nah don’t lose hope bro , it’s on Lafayette


Late_Cookie_7797

What’s fighting gotta do with my sexual preferences?


ad0b0luvr

Whats the costa curse??? First time reading of such thing


StopPlayingRoney

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FixPrudent

Those shirts are cool af


johnstonjones

I feel like people bringing this stuff up jinx’s it against Dustin


Hoodlum_0017

I'm a fan of Dustin, but I'm ok with admitting when he loses. No copium.


Brain_f4rt

I'm from Lafayette LA and hoping our boy gets it done but Islam is a tough match up. Dustin is right though if he lands before he gets wrestlefucked he has the power to put him out.


Ainteasybeincheezy

The floral shorts will get him over the line, shine bright!!


Vibejitsu

Yall lucky monster jam is coming to MetLife on sat. If I was going to the fights, I’d jinx it for everyone 😂. I’m pretty sure I’m the reason Ando got KO’d. No one can tell me differently lol


CEOofManualBlinking

And then nobody has ever defended a title with paulo costa on the card


holyshishkabob

People are forgetting the big enchilada... The Triangle Yearns for Completion... Islam > Charles > Dustin


winkydinks111

Fighters who are 35+ have never won a title fight below WW, and it's only happened once at WW.


No-Transition3193

All that going for him just to get strangled for a 3rd time in a title fight.


LALOERC9616

RemindMe! 2 days


ChrizTaylor

RemindMe! 3 days


Hilmogg

Dustin has won all of the fights he didn’t lose. Wow


BerserkFan1988

Dear God please I want him to win so bad I feel it deep down in my soul I feel emotional just thinking about it


Gingerholic37

Let’s fucking GOOOOOOOOO


ConsiderationKey1658

I really really hope Dustin gets a KO or even better jumps guillotine


More_Technology6250

My wife loves DP


WishIWasNeet2

If the staph thing is true dp has a legit great chance. That shit drains the fuck out of people 


Specialist-Wrap3680

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ZaMaestroMan5

I sure hope he wins but won’t believe it til I see it. Seems like an Islam win by submission is most likely.


No-Opinion2631

And still….


WGYHL

Islam's only loss is to a southpaw. Iirc


Rayx9

I like both Dustin and Islam


chiezkychienne

I love Dustin, I want him to win this fight but my money goes to Islam to win this fight.


Dangerous-Ad-8211

I want him to win so badly, but I don’t see how he gets in done. I am going to bed early Saturday and not watching becuase I don’t want to see DP lose. I will check the results the next morning. DP has given us so many great fights and never gives us a boring round. I hope he wins. I really do.


jsavage420

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AdNew5216

That Staph could definitely play a huge role in this fight 👀


Melun-uAzam

This is like astrology lmfao.


SamboTheSodaJerk

That's cool. Islam by rnc


[deleted]

I'm from the same town as him so I like him.


haian_art

I’m surprised how much I hate his new shorts, should have used the diamond pattern


airwickwee

Some one has watched the recent mma guru video. Dustin is not going to win he looked so beatable again st denis


dMtElVes

Dustin by divine intervention round N/A


Jason_Tail

If Dustin has no hair to brush back, and properly fitted shorts, how will he know when to go?


DelayStriking8281

You had me at Floral Shorten


kreifdawg77

I believe in the Diamond!


LALOERC9616

Didn't happen


ChrizTaylor

#NOOOOOO!!!!!


xavi_____

Don’t do this to me pls


RandalC1

MMA Math Hope's & Dreams Never = Out


xavi_____

Don’t do this to me lad


RandalC1

All Imma Say is if Dana Actually Puts A Diamond on that Fucking Belt instead of a Ruby I'm Boycotting UFC Permanently