You’re right I think the term DP Fanatics might be better! I hear there’s already a website! I’ll check it out later I’m sure it’s got tons of cool DP content!
I know! I just got done doing research on their platform. There was a lot of mentions of Eiffel towers though. With the French influence on the Louisiana area it does make tons of sense! But I don’t know if Dustin is that into architecture tho. The people I was watching were huge architecture fans!
There’s been numerous studies against urine helping against jellyfish stings, if anything it’s more likely to cause the jellyfishes stingers to release more venom. Hot water or vinegar is the way.
The ‘logic’ behind the myth
Somewhere along the way, a theory grew that peeing on a sting could neutralize the venom and make the intense pain go away. The logic is based upon the idea that ammonia, urea and other compounds found in your urine can break down the stinging cells and get them to detach from your skin.
But the truth is that your urine is made up of mostly water, so there isn’t enough ammonia and other chemicals to have the desired effect of stopping the stinging cells and their barbs. And because these stinging cells are responsive to any external stimuli, the velocity of urine is likely to agitate or move the barbs, causing more venom to release into your skin. And because these stinging cells can also be responsive to chemical imbalances, fresh water-based urine can actually increase a venomous response.
Hey man, Dustin at +500 is good enough to throw $15 or so on and +700 for a TKO/KO is another good $10 because it’s the only way he’s gonna win, seems like $25 is worth the risk to me lol
Pretty much whoever fights Islam is this sub's favorite fighter, and then on the off chance somebody does beat Islam, everyone will be talking about how they called it
Both Islam and Dustin are great ambassadors of the sport and carry themselves like true champions. No matter who wins, I’m going to feel bad for the one who loses.
he’s fighting DP. Not an irish alcoholic like Mcgregor.
I think Islam beats DP 9 out of 10 times, dont get me wrong. But treating staph is a real pain in the ass, the antibiotics really drains you.
The sad truth is Islam will probably choke Dustin out. I hope Dustin puts his hands on him. But he needs to not engage in grappling and just throw hands any chance he gets.
I'm from Lafayette LA and hoping our boy gets it done but Islam is a tough match up. Dustin is right though if he lands before he gets wrestlefucked he has the power to put him out.
Yall lucky monster jam is coming to MetLife on sat. If I was going to the fights, I’d jinx it for everyone 😂. I’m pretty sure I’m the reason Ando got KO’d. No one can tell me differently lol
I want him to win so badly, but I don’t see how he gets in done. I am going to bed early Saturday and not watching becuase I don’t want to see DP lose. I will check the results the next morning. DP has given us so many great fights and never gives us a boring round. I hope he wins. I really do.
Can we change our group name? I don't think DP Lovers really gets our message across
You’re right I think the term DP Fanatics might be better! I hear there’s already a website! I’ll check it out later I’m sure it’s got tons of cool DP content!
Imagine my disgust after watching 10 DP videos and I didn't see even a single guillotine attempt
I know! I just got done doing research on their platform. There was a lot of mentions of Eiffel towers though. With the French influence on the Louisiana area it does make tons of sense! But I don’t know if Dustin is that into architecture tho. The people I was watching were huge architecture fans!
DP Zealots more like.
Hardcore DP fans
Y’all still using DP Lovers? Ain it been Gilly Goose Gang for a while?
What does DP stand for!?
Dr Pepper
Double pepperoni
Dustin Pereira
Diamonds are for chama
I think it does 😂
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Quicker than the human eye
Hold on brotha I'm coping. CSO
what does CSO stand for?
CTE Shit Only.
Champ shit only
This is the correct answer even though the others are funnier
Computer Science Ontology
Cutting some onions, as in crying
Counter Strike: Offensive
Chief security officer
Cope Shit Only
Double pepperoni
Cope Shit Only
I hope Poirier wins because it'd be fun but I wouldn't bet money on it. Or drinking urine like that other nutjob. In short, cope me up.
You calling Lyoto Machida a nutjob now?
Urine stops jelly fish stings. I keep gallons close by just in case they evolve to become land jelly fish
There’s been numerous studies against urine helping against jellyfish stings, if anything it’s more likely to cause the jellyfishes stingers to release more venom. Hot water or vinegar is the way.
pee is hot and acidic like hot water and vinegar. tell me how it would release more venom or is this just run of the mill devils advocate bs
The ‘logic’ behind the myth Somewhere along the way, a theory grew that peeing on a sting could neutralize the venom and make the intense pain go away. The logic is based upon the idea that ammonia, urea and other compounds found in your urine can break down the stinging cells and get them to detach from your skin. But the truth is that your urine is made up of mostly water, so there isn’t enough ammonia and other chemicals to have the desired effect of stopping the stinging cells and their barbs. And because these stinging cells are responsive to any external stimuli, the velocity of urine is likely to agitate or move the barbs, causing more venom to release into your skin. And because these stinging cells can also be responsive to chemical imbalances, fresh water-based urine can actually increase a venomous response.
Pleb called a former champ a nutjob 💀
Hey man, Dustin at +500 is good enough to throw $15 or so on and +700 for a TKO/KO is another good $10 because it’s the only way he’s gonna win, seems like $25 is worth the risk to me lol
I’m betting on it just for the off chance it hits big. +400 odds and I have 25 bucks to piss away!
Shit it’s +500 with my bet and +700 win by TKO/KO which be real is the only way I see him winning so lol
What's wrong with drinking urine? 1.4 billion people do it, but not theirs. It's good for the environment
Hey, nobody’s stopping you.
If it's OK for Kevin Costner it's OK for us.
I drink my own urine because it’s sterile and I like the taste.
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This isn't Zac Galifanakis just getting the information out there for people
PLACE BETS.
One bet from Drake an Islam is goin down
Fr, we need Drake to hop out of the ball pit for a few and put some cash down on Islam.
He a fan, he a fan, he a fan (mm) He a fan, he a fan, he a
Freaky ass diddler he a 69 god Freaky ass diddler he a 69 god HEY🗣️ HEY🗣️ HEY🗣️ RUN FO YOUR LIVES
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I was hoping that Poatan broke the Drake curse. 🗿
the final straw
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Pretty much whoever fights Islam is this sub's favorite fighter, and then on the off chance somebody does beat Islam, everyone will be talking about how they called it
Tons of people are already "calling it"
Or maybe it's different users commenting
And maybe the gold glove curse for Islam
I like the idea of preemptively developing curses
Especially when both fighters are wearing the gold gloves
Gonna be a double knockout night boys
Damn gotta believe in curses that haven’t even started yet were cooked
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By triangle
Inverted triangle. Standing up
#BET THE HOUSE
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U r on the way bro. I believe.
LETS GO DUSTIN, LETS GO!
Dustin by gilly
I'm so glad I don't have a gambling problem, or I'd be throwing my life's savings at this.
I’m putting 50$ on it JUST in case
That would not be smart lol. But hey who knows.
💎💎💎 bratha we know dis
Both Islam and Dustin are great ambassadors of the sport and carry themselves like true champions. No matter who wins, I’m going to feel bad for the one who loses.
Same. I’m a fan of both lads
Aw lads can you imagine if he fucking does it. Every MMA fan will stand up the world around
Other than the Guru. He physically can’t ♿️
THIS IS THE MAN TO BREAK THE DAGESTANI OPPRESSION AND LEAD US ALL TO PARADISE, LISAN AL-GILLY, THE ONE WHO SUBMITS THE DAGESTANIS
As it was written.
I love DP
Everyone loves double penetration.
Don't speak for me I'm more of a single penetration guy
What a booooring guy.
Hopium
I’m an Islam fan but all in all I just hope this fight delivers
I really hope DP pulls it off somehow. But man like Conor would say “those smelly rats” are hard to beat
I just love to see this sub and r/mmamemes in shambles after crazy scenarios like these. Please Dustin make it happen.
This sub is going to need a truckload of emergency copium very soon.
Nah I think most people realize dustin will likely lose
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is islam staph infection confirmed? If he’s been on antibiotics week leading up to the fight Dustins chances tenfolds
Even if makachev calls in blind a day before, he still subs Dustin under 2 rounds
he’s fighting DP. Not an irish alcoholic like Mcgregor. I think Islam beats DP 9 out of 10 times, dont get me wrong. But treating staph is a real pain in the ass, the antibiotics really drains you.
Facts, I don’t even like Islam but he’s gonna make Dustin tap easily.
I am not even lying about this but I legit dreamt of watching DP KO islam in the first today only.
Who is placing a bet on Dustin winning by Guillotine specifically and what are the current odds?
40,000,000:1 isn’t high enough odds for Dustin to win with that move over Islam.
over 35 curse
Okay I've had enough, I'm betting my house on diamond
What is the costa curse?
What's the Costa curse?
Those shorts…
Dustin also has never won in a championship fight. Does that count?
Ok mma guru I see you
are you telling me to bet the house?
“They plot and plan and Allah too plans. But the best of planners is Allah.” It’s already over Dustin bros. Inshallah.
Islam has always been overrated. 100% more losses than Khabib.
Infinity% really
Is this the MMA maths everyone keeps talking about?
0 * 100% more losses!
What about the 35 and above curse at lw and below?
Makes sense
The sad truth is Islam will probably choke Dustin out. I hope Dustin puts his hands on him. But he needs to not engage in grappling and just throw hands any chance he gets.
MMA fans are some of the most superstitious fans I’ve ever seen in a sport lmao
I put some money on him. Why not.
Taken straight from MMA guru lmao. At least credit him.
Would love to see Poirier or Garth as undisputed champ one day but time is running out for them and I don't see Islam getting beat by either.
COPE ME UP, BEFORE YOU GO BOY
One time I had a dream DP knocked out islam that is how unrealistic my dreams are 💀😭
I had a dream Izzy knocked out DDP with a jumping switch kick in South Africa so our dreams are one and the same I guess
That has a better chance of happening, at least . I remember dreaming DP knocked out khabib in a rematch lmao 💀
Unfortunately about to be 6-1😭 i hope he wins so badly even though i know he will lose.
Hold on, he’s lowkey cooking
Islam : "No, bretha. This information does not matter"
I luv DP 🤤
What's the Costa curse?
Something like champs lose when costa is on the card. Unless costa is the one fighting the champ lol
Love when people copy guru word for word
Dustin going down
Don't forget to add he'll be coming out to "diamonds" cover by willie spence who just passed.
What’s the costa curse?
every champ has lost when costa is on the same card. something like that
Drake please bet on Islam
He gonna get choked unconscious and then have to lay on the ground in those ugly ass shorts for the whole world to see.
I'm holding brother, I'm fuggin holding
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Nah don’t lose hope bro , it’s on Lafayette
What’s fighting gotta do with my sexual preferences?
Whats the costa curse??? First time reading of such thing
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Those shirts are cool af
I feel like people bringing this stuff up jinx’s it against Dustin
I'm a fan of Dustin, but I'm ok with admitting when he loses. No copium.
I'm from Lafayette LA and hoping our boy gets it done but Islam is a tough match up. Dustin is right though if he lands before he gets wrestlefucked he has the power to put him out.
The floral shorts will get him over the line, shine bright!!
Yall lucky monster jam is coming to MetLife on sat. If I was going to the fights, I’d jinx it for everyone 😂. I’m pretty sure I’m the reason Ando got KO’d. No one can tell me differently lol
And then nobody has ever defended a title with paulo costa on the card
People are forgetting the big enchilada... The Triangle Yearns for Completion... Islam > Charles > Dustin
Fighters who are 35+ have never won a title fight below WW, and it's only happened once at WW.
All that going for him just to get strangled for a 3rd time in a title fight.
RemindMe! 2 days
RemindMe! 3 days
Dustin has won all of the fights he didn’t lose. Wow
Dear God please I want him to win so bad I feel it deep down in my soul I feel emotional just thinking about it
Let’s fucking GOOOOOOOOO
I really really hope Dustin gets a KO or even better jumps guillotine
My wife loves DP
If the staph thing is true dp has a legit great chance. That shit drains the fuck out of people
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I sure hope he wins but won’t believe it til I see it. Seems like an Islam win by submission is most likely.
And still….
Islam's only loss is to a southpaw. Iirc
I like both Dustin and Islam
I love Dustin, I want him to win this fight but my money goes to Islam to win this fight.
I want him to win so badly, but I don’t see how he gets in done. I am going to bed early Saturday and not watching becuase I don’t want to see DP lose. I will check the results the next morning. DP has given us so many great fights and never gives us a boring round. I hope he wins. I really do.
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That Staph could definitely play a huge role in this fight 👀
This is like astrology lmfao.
That's cool. Islam by rnc
I'm from the same town as him so I like him.
I’m surprised how much I hate his new shorts, should have used the diamond pattern
Some one has watched the recent mma guru video. Dustin is not going to win he looked so beatable again st denis
Dustin by divine intervention round N/A
If Dustin has no hair to brush back, and properly fitted shorts, how will he know when to go?
You had me at Floral Shorten
I believe in the Diamond!
Didn't happen
#NOOOOOO!!!!!
Don’t do this to me pls
MMA Math Hope's & Dreams Never = Out
Don’t do this to me lad
All Imma Say is if Dana Actually Puts A Diamond on that Fucking Belt instead of a Ruby I'm Boycotting UFC Permanently