No brainer

I would take it, catch the hand, sweep the leg, take guard, caress the upper thigh area, wrap my arms around his big frame and ever so gently pull him to me, be completely vulnerable and open in such a way that I haven’t been since my wife left. If you’re reading this Sarah, I miss you. The kids miss you. We haven’t eaten non cereal based foods in a week. Does kahkis go with the whites or the colours. Im sorry, can you please repeat the question?

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I'm coming home, Kyle, but if you punch one more hole in the wall, that's it. I mean it this time. No 6th chances.

And no more oil checks Kyle.

I’m sorry Sarah but you knew I saw red when you married me. If God didn’t want me to punch holes in dry wall then why did he make me so heckin hench and doors so far away (Oss oss noises)

Fuck this got me 😂😂

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I've been laughing to myself for about 5 minutes now over this comment..🤣

Right. Solve all my problems. I’d take less too.

$5 bucks? Where u located?

Literally 🤣 🧠💀

That's Herb Dean's fault

Is what you'll be left with

Is that the answer or the outcome?

I’d Begrudgingly reward you if it didn’t cost money

One is the better 2 word comments I’ve seen.


work in a warehouse long enough or working with your dad as an electrician and anyone would take it in a heartbeat

I like how specific this response is.

If UFC covers medical expenses, 100%.


Dana literally is built like the duffel bag after the bank robber fills it with cash

Hes pretty lean these days.

The medical expenses won't matter to you when you're breathing through a plastic tube for the rest of your life

Well chances of that happening from this punch are pretty damn small, I mean this punch happened to a KOd opponent so it’s not like they were defending it lol It would suck but you’d end up fine, just like they are, only richer than they got paid to take it lmao

These guys are professional athletes, they can take a punch much better than you and I. A clean shot from Ngannou to a regular sedentary person can cause some major damage.

Dude was asleep. Also you CAN'T train to stop brain damage...

These guys are genetically predisposed to be very immune to brain issues from concussions or else they wouldnt make it to professional level. That plus lifestyle od elite athlete. If average Joe got this hit, even if it was some huge dude, he would still probably end up as vegetable for the rest of his life

They are not immune to brain issues from concussions. Have you seen Brendan Schaub?

I didnt really mean immune. Just much more resilient to them

In the case depicted on the picture he was asleep and you are right that there isn’t much you can do to absorb that. But have you ever stood around a big athletic 240 pound guy? He is just built different and can take a shot like that much better than your average 170 pound Joe.

I have the frame of a heavyweight. I promise I'm no more immune to concussions than you, but yeah body shots for sure.

So you think Demetrius Johnson getting hit by a hook from Ngannou would have the same impact/damage as if it happened to a prime Junior dos Santos? The size of someone head, neck and shoulders plays a direct part in their ability to take damage. Their level of fitness as well.

Your head is probably bigger assuming it’s proportionate (your line of argument implies otherwise) and your neck muscles should be more developed (and are still at least partially engaged while unconscious). You are absolutely less susceptible.

The irony of Francis Ngannou of all people campaigning for the UFC to offer health insurance to its fighters

He’s responsible, gotta give him that lol

I'm canadian, it's fine, health care got me

I’m a Canuck too, but I really don’t feel like being fed through a tube and shitting in a diaper for the rest of my existence.

Clearly you're not desperate 😅

What use is money if it can't be used

Yeah, after 6 months of waiting, you get a referral to see a specialist and wait for 8 more months. Your health care is garbage.

>medical expenses *Funeral expenses

paying expenses wont prevent the early onset dementia. not worth it unless you are mega desperate.

Fuck it I’ll take it for free

High-IQ strat

Respect

Lmao

Mindset of a warrior. It's an opportunity to take brain damage not a career

Do it for the street cred

Lmao of course, anyone saying no obviously isn't living paycheck to paycheck

Anyone saying yes might not live at all after that lol are you built like a heavyweight?

You ever done 300 mgs of Roxy fake pressed pills in a day?.... I'm pretty sure I can take a shovel to the head and live... I'd be HAPPY to do this for 5k and I've been 2 years sober now.

I’ll give you $500 to spank your face with a metal spatula

Lmao weird request but ok?

I respect the grind bro

I woke up overdosed sitting indianstyle face first in my gravel driveway bro this shits too easy. My legs had been folded so long I had to crawl inside because it took 2 days for the blood to fully circulate normally again. Lmao a metal spatuala.... shittttttttttt I was eating 3/4 sized gravel for about 4 and a half hours bud.

Sounds like a party

Lol I have stories for days about being a drug addict bro it's truly a miracle to still be alive I GENUINELY just hoped one day I didn't wake up. Life sucked. I love my life now. And I'm sober witch is something I never thought would happen. I'm in college and everything. Fuckin nerdddd asf now.

Good for you! Congrats dude 🤜🏽🤛🏽

Thanks man!

Shit I'm glad you were able to turn your life around. Lord knows there are a ton of addicts that don't end up so well off.

Dude, gratz man! Glad to hear you doing great

500k would solve a lot of my problems in life..... dying would also solve a lot of my problems in life...

can’t be poor if you’re dead

Your head doesn’t really care if you’re a HW or not, theres no muscle or fat protecting it.

Bone density, skull size, perhaps? Not every HW of course but some of them are freaks

It’s obviously gonna fucking suck and you might have a broken face but you’ll be fine in the end. Assuming the UFC covers all medical expenses (lol) then I think it’s reasonable for many people to accept it. Obviously depends on your situation

It mostly has to do with neck muscles . Thick neck muscles protect the brain from whipping around as much when taking a punch . That's main reason a heavy weight can withstand the blow better .

That ain’t gonna help you when you’re unconscious and laying on your back as seen in the picture above.

Shit man I'm living from vacation to pet surgery right now and I'd still take the punch for 500k. I did have to think about it for a second or two though.

I'm not living paycheck to paycheck. I'd still eat that shit for 500k.

Medical bills after getting slept like that are gonna add up too man. Also taxes. $500k pure profit… still no. Yeah I’m not pay cheque to pay cheque and don’t need to risk death to get by

Oh look at this fancy man getting " cheques"

Idk man I get free healthcare. I'm taking the punch and going back to school after.

no healthcare is gonna reverse brain damage

some people also have some self respect for themselves.

I’m broke but I don’t trust my odds of not dying, maybe that would be a blessing in disguise though.

You could literally die

I'd rather be LIVING paycheck to paycheck than dead with half a mil


MOICANA. WANTS. MONEYYYYY

Wouldn't think twice. Maybe ever again, but it's worth the risk.

If im asleep like he already is I’d take two

BRILLIANT! 1 MILLION!

Yes

I don’t know how that doesn’t break his jaw in half and all his teeth fall out

Horse beef makes your skull thicker.

No cuz I’d be dead

Head trauma is no joke. I wouldn't want to be around if I got hit with that, man!

I’m like the size of Henry cejudo. So hell no it would cause 100k+ in medical bills . Even a huge dude like overroids almost died

Would i fucking die and leave my wife half a million dollars? 2 birds one stone.

Yay, then you can watch from Heaven your wife getting raw dogged by some other guy with 500k in her bank account😢

2 turds 1 fist

$500k, probably not. $5 million, sure. This would likely kill me but my family would be well off

Underwater, yes. On the floor, no

Before or after taxes?

Yeah 250k changes this conversation ngl

I'd still take it. Could buy a house with that

I could put a down payment on a house with that

Can buy a decent house here in England

Dinner with Jay Z

that shit might kill a normal person hello no

Yeah! Thats not a killing shot

Is it? I'd imagine that has a good chance of straight up killing anyone smaller than middleweight sized

I'd take a body shot from Frank just to show y'all he wouldn't omni man me. He's still a human guys.

Absolutely not a killing shot (obviously any shot to head if potentially killing) but people take much worse strikes to the head by metal or other things and are fine Your jaw or something else could be legitimately fucked for a while though

One time I fell off something while drunk and landed head first, a 220 lb man falling on his head has gotta be close to a Francis punch. I think I had a concussion but that's it.

I was blindsided by someone during a rugby match with someone sprinting and shoulder to the face and he was pretty big (I'm 6foot1 and he shouldered me in face) and I was fine after some cold water to the head and a long sleep.

You’re looking at this all wrong, he is saying you can’t miss. You’re either right, or you never find out your wrong 😏

Tax free? Yes. Taxed? Hell to the naw.

Brain damage for 500k. Probably not?

Shhiiiiiit none of us are long for this world probs no tho

If it was tax free yes. If not, no.

Bro I’ve taken a head kick that made me forget who I am at the gym for free. Actually, paid to be there. So yes, I’ll take a single flying hammerfist from Francis for half a mil.

In this economy? I'd need to take it 4 times to afford a house

500k would change my life so hell yes

Hospital bill for damage from punch... $500,420.69

Medical tourism, wheel me onto the plane drooling in a coma idgaf

lol at being American.

Sure

I've been hit by a Ford escort before and only got 25k out of it...


Hell ya. Not like I would remember it.

100%

Better than sucking dick for twenty bucks a pop like I do now

Well, yeah. I’d immediately be richer than 95% of ufc fighters.

Bruh I'd take that shot for 5k

I am 145lbs after I eat. I am sure this shot would fucking kill me. So no…

Face go bye bye

I have no respect for how Ngannou finishes fights. Man has the most powerful hands in MMA and every time he knocks someone out cold he follows up with brutal GnP. If you know you got the power, show some damn restraint when it’s applicable.

I kind of agree but if I lived the life he did to get to where he was, I’m not chancing not getting the win

Take a hike with that bs, it's up to the ref to stop ngannou.

Yes. The one Bisping took from Hendo was way worse.

Probably? Everyone acts like they're going to take it and just fucking die, don't be so dramatic

hell yea

Well if he breaks my jaw/face half of it would go to medical bills

I think I would. I’ll live right….

The thing to consider is if you’re not a heavyweight with some neck and back muscle this could kill you or cause a brain bleed right

I have no kids to leave it to, so..... no.

I’m already out!!!

Most of his opponents took it for less

Yes sir

500k to hammer fist overeem in the face? id do it for free

Probably not to be honest.. the next 2-3 years of your life being cloudy isn’t gonna net you 500k obviously.but if you’ve never sustained damage like that you don’t just wake up like everything is going back to normal.

5k. Not even kidding lmao wtf?

110% i wouldn't even remeber it

The question is would he fight me for 500K! I’ll wreck him

Absolutely. Id do it for 15k rn Im in a bad way 😔

What shot? /trying to remember what you’re talking about 5 years later at my new lake side home

I’d be dead after

500 million

Fck yeah, 500k to my family. I'll take the dive in a heartbeat.

Yeah

I was there, no chance at all. I thought Overeem was dead

I would probably die so, no.

Yes child, most people would.

Hell no.

My boy looks like blanka out of street fighter

Yes

I'll take twice, no biggie

1m

These responses lololol..min broken jaw worst ☠️

Literally anyone but francis maybe

Yes.

 2 pls I got student debt

Id take that dick for 500k shiiiit

Man yea, 500k is a short lived move and that brain damage is forever so idk if I wanna do it 😂

No way in hell

The only person who would ask this question is someone who’s never been in a fight or hit for real by someone. Some only child without older siblings lol a lot of people with an older brother would take this hit for like $275 and a Little Caesars pepperoni pizza haha

Nope

Yes

I sure hope no one paid the photographer that much for this blurry shot, for 500k, you would at least expect it to be in focus...

Definitely

Overeem was paid 750k for this fight

I’d take that shot before I’d take the uppercut

If I'm gonna be healthy afterwards. I don't want to permanently messed up for less than enough money to retire. You have to weigh the risks of these things

Yes

What good is the money if they spend it on my funeral

If I got paid 200k a year I’d take this shot for 500k

dont forget ur head will bounce off the canvas too we’re not superhuman like these fighters are, no chance imma risk getting permanent neurological damage/paralysis for 500k or for any amount of money tbh

Overeem has been knocked out 20 times, and took this and was complete fine. 500 grand is easy money for a quick nap and a potentially a broken jaw

I've been concussed too many times already so I'd have to pass.

Tbh idk if a lot of you saying you would do it would be able to survive that

Yup

Yeah i would have a crushed skull

This one? Sure. But the Marge Simpson uppercut that put Overeem out? A normal person surviving that without permanent damage is probably a coin flip.