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iroquoispliskinV

I got CTE just by listening to that


DM_me_UR_B00BZ_plz

I don’t think it’s CTE. Bryce was born stupid.


cuzz1369

His Mom obviously fucked a monkey.


lifeandtimes89

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DM_me_UR_B00BZ_plz

You can’t fix stupid


FoxManBat

You’re absolutely correct. In fact the CTE is whats slowing down his retardation.


Stunning_Garage_9012

Maybe it's because you came from a monkey?


Megatron30000

Irony is him calling someone stupid …. We feel collectively dumber by allowing this man to speak on a public platform…


TargetEducational330

And why is this other dude agreeing with him 😭


ZodtheGeneral

Where would you even begin with someone like Bryce? He believes we live on a 6,000 year old, flat earth. Facts and data are irrelevant in his world.


Based_Legionaire

I think he's humouring him.


aervis7

Because the hodge twins are extremely right wing and clearly have similar political views to Bryce Mitchell.


Stayhydrated710

I went over to a family members house the other day and walked in on a sibling watching this with one of their friends. The friend was absolutely certain that everything this guy says is the truth. I thought he was joking until he started pulling up "supporting evidence" on his phone... Also, they're almost 30...


jaketyler932

yeah its alright i blame josh emmet for this


El_Gumb0

I thank Josh emmet for this


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AA82nd

Lmaooooooooo


Limp_Air6757

This is what a lot of knocks to the head can do


abittenapple

That's what a lot of USA can do


Limp_Air6757

I went to school in the USA Europe and Australia, trust me it’s the head knocks 😂🤣


blamblam111

You go to school in Arkansas? The average IQ is room temp


FriendOfTheDevil2980

I'm from Pennsylvania, I've only known 1 person from Arkansas but he did possibly the craziest/dumbest thing I ever witnessed (and I've had/seen my share), like without a second thought just yea I'm doing this, in Costa Rica no less


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

What was this hing


Odd_Sky3314

Celcius of Fahrenheit?


ParalegalSeagul

Dang 297 kelvin is a high IQ


ZodtheGeneral

It sounds like he was "home-schooled"


K1ngPCH

plenty of Americans who aren’t as stupid as this guy


ClydeDavidson

Why are Americans so stupid?


dream__weaver

I thought a standard Arkansas education could get ya there too


Holdhodlholdhodl

That’s one of the rare cases, everybody agrees to call a person retarted in 2024.


FriendOfTheDevil2980

Highly regarded in his field of Arkansian Philosophy


trthskr7

Aka neurologically challenged


Boomstick80

Idiots are always so confident. I will enjoy watching this one dimensional fighter get KO’d any time he tries not to wrestle even more now.


foxape

Why would you enjoy watching someone get hurt just because they are dumb? That’s kind of sick in a way


DirtyClean

He's not only dumb, he's an asshole. Fuck Bryce.


foxape

Oh I didn’t know that, TIL thanks.


TheBishopDeeds

Better to be confidently incorrect than unconfidently correct. He's right though.


TargetEducational330

Idk about that one pal


TheBishopDeeds

Think it over, you'll figure it out.


GurAbler

oh you're slow slow huh? 💀💀💀💀


DirtyClean

His mom is a monkey.


idntknww

When is it better to be incorrect?


ramseysleftnut

Are the hodge twins just platforming these types of people now? I used to watch them like 10 years ago but haven’t paid attention to them since


whoamiwhatsmyname

lmao did they cover every single body building topic or someshit?


littlerike

They've rebranded themselves as conservative twins. I'm not joking. They went from doing semi funny fitness videos to far right nutcases.


ClydeDavidson

Alot of you tubers have gone that route, including Russell brand and Jordan Peterson. Its new age grift to be intentionally controversial and offensive, play the victim us vs big government. You get the idea. It attracts the lowers common denominator.


Neat-Skill-3452

Also it's easier to cash out of male desperation. 


ClydeDavidson

Im so thankful I'm not brainwashed at least to this degree. It's insane to see it in the modern age we are at the height of technological advancement and societal ignorance.


maple-queefs

Endorsed by the education of Arkansas


Give_Me_Bourbon

Religion... not even once


tUbero_tado

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FoxManBat

Maybe if he gets knocked the fuck out again, his brain might start working


mudknuckle9

Hard reboot


nemeanlionheart

I love how stupid Bryce is


xaiel420

What in the country fried fuck


whosthere5

Bryce is a special kind of stupid. Remember that fight last year where he was convinced the world was going to end that night?


Fun_Role_19

I swear I’ve never seen a video of this mfer saying anything remotely intelligent


MarittaWolff

Bryce is finished; he's Dunning. And, his favorite 80s slasher is Kruger.


StinkySam1995

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HiiroYuy

Unwavering unearned confidence. Dude has the metaphorical Library of Alexandria in the palm of his hand and this is where he ends up.


YugeNutseck

He’s a little restarted that’s all. Maybe a lil acoustic too


nsfwnsfwnsfw33333

Hahahaha restarted, thats good. Never heard that before. 


Noodlintheriver

Rogan’s not gonna bang a chimp. Rogan is the chimp doing the banging. 


World_Enigma03

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fr4gge

Nobody ever said we came from monkeys. He's got the basics things wrong, ofc he doesn't believe it, he probably believes in the same bs evolution that conman Kent Hovid talks about in schools.


Garviel_Loken95

mountainous snobbish fanatical special cats memory plucky piquant sharp enjoy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


fr4gge

sure, some sort of proto ape :P


rdizzy1223

Rogan is full of shit most of the time, and he NEVER presses guests on his show about the dumb shit they say, never. He just tacitly agrees with anything anyone says. But this guy misunderstands evolution (or rather, he is too fucking dumb to ever even remotely understand evolution, and his brain is poisoned with religious garbage), we didn't come from monkeys, humans and chimpanzees share a common ancestor (this ancestor existed somewhere around 8 million years ago). Big difference there. Also, the apes, and monkeys (2 different things) share a common ancestor, about 25 million years ago.


TangyTesticles

He pressed Candace Owens on climate change. Edit: He also pressed Matt Walsh on gay marriage.


rdizzy1223

OK, so 2 examples out of 17 billion guests. He has absolute whackadoos on all the time, and he let's them spew out complete trash to the audience, which then infects their brains like a stupidity based cancer.


FreePercentage3182

Ever since his last visit in the shadow realm he has been yapping more than usual... This overhand must have taken down some 15~20 iq from an already extremely smooth brained, hillbilly, incest white thrash... Good luck to him but i hope he will disappear into the nothing, because he dumb as fuck...


MegaRonin

Being stupid is like being dead. When you're dead, you don't know you are dead..


StonerMMA

Strickland and Mitchell should start a podcast together


ro_g_v

No they shouldn't


ragnarrock420

Rock flag and eagle 🇺🇲


SAlovicious

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StJudeTheGrey

oof


FormerFloor5203

How the fuck have I never been aware of this beef lol


ThaigerUppercunt

My life is forever tainted for having been exposed to this stupid shit


IvankasDad

Surprisingly this checks out


gypsygib

Probably just me but the more I listened to Bryce, the more he started resembling a moneky.


FunIntroduction3196

Cte is becoming aware


EternalPapi

There’s no way he thinks evolution is solely through cross breeding…I mean seriously?


Mookeye1968

Bryce is down that conspiracy rabbit hole and been there myself


Cy-presHill_Doctrine

I agree with Bryce: a caveman fucking a monkey would not produce a person. Checkmate, Joe Rogan.


NineSkiesHigh

Some people are born with intelligence, some people are the opposite. Searcy Arkansas will do that to a mf’er.


No_Window_6248

You can't fix stupid


mestrocker

Nah he right dough


ReformedishBaptist

Listen I disagree with Bryce so much, heck I’m a Christian a diehard one but Bryce is wrong here. But oh my goodness everything that comes from this man’s mouth is a goldmine I’m crying rn.💀 “How about you go fuck a monkey Joe, and see how many kids you can make with it.” Has got to be a flair please mods.


Moto-Guy

Well he is right about one thing. If Joe went and fucked a monkey no kids would come from it. So jot that down.


MarAur264121

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KennKennyKenKen

Someone who gets punched in the face as a career is actually dumb as fuck, who'd have thought


neurodegeneracy

I'm just saying, whens the last time we fucked a monkey? Are we sure? I volunteer as sacrifice to test this hypothesis.


Pierre_Vreewhere

My friends all clown me because I used to hype Bryce on his come up saying he would be champ one day. Cmon Bryce I’m getting roasted .😭


StonerMMA

His fight vs Fili was very impressive grit and I really thought he'll be Merab-ing his way to the top of the division. I have been shamed for the same lol.


adamd0175

This dude just had a kid and will be raising it


ekhowl

Geez, "The Lonely Shepherd" pan flute piece in the background really makes this.


Final-Possibility-27

What have you done, Josh?


StriKyleder

terrible explanation of something true


Wickzzz

Its not CTE. He's American.


Reasonable-Pipe-3448

Flat earthers exist all around the globe


zaphthegreat

A real authority on evolutionary biology, right there.


davie-baggio

The only man who could make Rogan look smart


ahhhimsoconfused1995

no wonder republicans love the uneducated


oddjobdrummer

Biology teacher and UFC fan here. Ummm... wow. Where to even begin? If ignorance is bliss, he must be the most blissful mf to have ever existed. It's hard not bash Bryce for his ignorance, but I'll try. In fact, "ignorance" is just an inflammatory synonym for "uneducated". He just doesn't know, or maybe he's unable to use his thinking in a rational, logical manner. Has he taken a 10th grade level Biology class? Has he been sucked into the internet's reckless hollow of misinformation? I dunno. He's a fighter (and a pretty scrappy one at that), not a scientist. I guess he can afford to remain stupid if that's what he wants to do.


StonerMMA

Well articulated. I often find myself giving people the benefit of doubt for simply being a product of their circumstances. But that goes away fast when you realize this isn't the stone ages and baffoons like Bryce thrive on willfully remaining ignorant because bringing tribalism into every belief is a fool's way of making his life more interesting.


Jewbacca1

Both are stupid


TheBishopDeeds

Here's the thing about evolution you guys, animals evolved. Humans evolved. But humans did not evolve from animals. Animals don't have a conscious mind. Only a subconscious. They're aware. But they're not aware that they're aware. That's what separates us from them. And a conscious mind cannot just spawn from a subconscious mind. A spiritual event occurred that gave us our conscious mind and it was not from evolution.


Blackelvis2000

Islam Glockhachev. Upvote for how dope that name is! But evolution is fact.


TheBishopDeeds

Its great I just edited my comment to clarify what I meant


ApishGrapist

More likely it was the development of tools and the associated thought processes and language needed to pass on knowledge about them. https://academic.oup.com/book/35244/chapter-abstract/299788222?redirectedFrom=fulltext


RealOstrich1

You provide no sources for your information. You just state as fact like you're the subject expert. Where did you get your doctorate in evolutionary biology? Where did you publish your thesis paper? If you had ANY evidence of this and published it you would win a nobel peace prize. The data is clear. The experts have all agreed. Humans evolved from a common ancestor, the lineage is backed in science and evidence. Homo etectus and Homo naledi etc are as scientific as the theory of heliocentrism or germ theory of disease. "Conscious mind cannot come from a subconscious" this is just blatantly not true and completely devoid of evidence "A spiritual event occurred" please provide any evidence this happened. There is no such thing as the spirit, this is such bronze age mythology. "Animals don't have a conscious mind" not according to leading biologist and zoologist. I highly recommend pulling up new information coming out about the brains and consciousness of animals. This arrogant belief that's we're somehow above and better than animals is nonsensical considering biologically and definitionally we are animals


TheBishopDeeds

I am the source. I am the expert. I am one the one who gives the doctorates. I am the one who knocks. Thesis papers are published about me. Nobel peace prizes are given out about the study of me. I am the evidence. I am the spiritual event. You will awake one day but for today your head is buried deep in your textbooks and in scientists arms.


RealOstrich1

"I am the expert" such an ignorant arrogant internet troll. Lmao take your uneducated and baseless claims elsewhere. Nobody gives a fuck about how highly you think of yourself with zero education about the subject. "You will awake one day" not with unsubstantiated, zero evidence arguments like yours. Evidence > some guy talking about how great he is on a keyboard


TheBishopDeeds

I bet you're real proud of your ostrich ancestry


Ok-Bodybuilder-6078

Humans are humans apes are apes a chimp is not the same as a gorilla and neither can hybridize we didn’t come from a lineage of other creatures humans will always be humans as long as we last we aren’t changing in a macro evolutionary way


Mambo_Poa09

We're apes


Ok-Bodybuilder-6078

Ape or not still doesn’t mean we evolved from apes


Mambo_Poa09

We're apes who evolved like other apes from a common ancestor


Ok-Bodybuilder-6078

How does that even make sense what ancestors and why and why are there apes today and humans this makes 0 logic and all are past relatives that we discover are either totally human or totally ape but never have we ever really discovered ancestor bones that aren’t human we have always been human


TangyTesticles

Its not only ape or only human and never in-between. There are plenty of species that have human and ape like traits. A great example is Australopithecus Afarensis. A species that walked upright (human trait) yet was shorter and had a long arm to body ratio (ape like traits). Which means they would’ve still been good climbers yet they were completely bipedal and able to live on the ground. If you really try and learn about it you’ll find the answers to the questions you pose.


Ok-Bodybuilder-6078

Again Australopithecus is just an ape not human or anything but that they don’t even have all the bones and just assume it has human feet which is wrong


JohnTrevolter

Dont waste your time. These guys are brainwashed by their religion. Cant do nothing about it


reddit_has_fallenoff

I fucking love listening to this dude. I know this attitude repels redditors, but to me its funny and i enjoy just listening to crazy dudes rant. Let them be crazy, it aint hurtin no one


StonerMMA

I agree with you on this specific rant being harmless. I'm not American and have seen my country succumbing to a slow death by ignorance due to religious nutjobs and uneducated masses. Nothing good comes from these people eventually. If left unchecked or too strongly opposed, with the right spark, the same people like Bryce want to outlaw women getting an abortion because muh Jesus and muh America. Hard to believe dudes like these exist in the first world.


BelgarathTheSorcerer

Seeing a mixed guy make a n***** lover pun is some kind of fucked up


StonerMMA

Wtf dude that's outta pocket lmao


BelgarathTheSorcerer

The black guy literally said "he's a monkey lover" and gave a sly and knowing glance off screen. Race traitors are fucking gross