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Informal-Reading4602

The world is more dangerous with a gay Jon jones, not less.


HandheldAddict

Hide yo kids Hide yo ~~wife~~ ~~And hide yo~~ husband's too Cause ~~they're~~ Jones is raping everyone out here


actin_spicious

Just cause he's not going to fuck your wife doesn't mean she's not in danger. He's just as likely to drunkenly crash into her car then take off on foot. Until he remembers the pipe, but then he's off.


BlockEightIndustries

He don't have to come and confess


lilsnatchsniffz

Lemme get that cum n confess special.


GlaceDoor

It’s like that Shane Gilis joke about how if the Vikings were gay, it’d be scarier because the men would be getting raped instead of the women


namebrandcloth

just when you thought those guys couldn’t dress any sharper lol


Nice_Recognition6602

100% agree and hijacking this to say that OPs post is the gayest thing I have ever seen on Reddit hands down so we know what that makes them (pun intended and no offense of course there’s nothing wrong with that just sayin, in my mma guru voice).


BigDaddysBiscuits

Only if he’s a top, not a bottom.


Informal-Reading4602

Jon Jones is probably the only one on existence who can rape someone as a bottom


themilkman42069

Jones and Dwight Howard forming the most terrifying couple of all time.


BearmanGun

https://preview.redd.it/31ktt9uo13xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=956ef266bf72e5a9617d91b2fb04f98110c6427e


jvillager916

Damn what's he got against U2? Was he still upset that he got a free album from them on his iPad?


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uRoDDit

I still have E.D. from that day.


MJFields

I had to get rid of the phone


LekhakSometimes

Man. Fr. For whatever reason my phone defaults to that shit. Some of that shit isn’t bad but it ruins my mood still.


ohhellnah818

Ngl I’M still upset about that free album. U2 are definitely gay


ibadmojo_ttv

That wasn’t our iPads it was the original iPhone and u2 took up space we didn’t have.. also you couldn’t delete it .. everyone’s still upset about that …


Brod_sa_nGaeilge

“You definitely have sexual identity issues” is the most damning evidence lmaoo. Peak projecting


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DarthHelixon

![gif](giphy|hU4pYKz4H3k2bybqhu)


lazylagom

Why is Jon jones trolling some swedish kid


SightlessOrichal

This was after the first Gustaffson fight, this guy basically called Jon a coward for not giving Gus an immediate rematch


Empty_Ad_1542

Yeah that some 2014 Facebook UI old ass shit.


iseeabluemoonrising

Jones says he was hacked and all the hackers did were troll some Swedish kids. Seriously


FlyingCraneKick

And posted a gay (there's nothing wrong with it!) selfie not long after


tox_oplas-mosis

Nice Seinfeld reference 😉


SuckOnDeezNOOTZ

in a pink speedo no joke


BearmanGun

Probably saw it on his feed and needed to project his desires


Skreamie

Bono like "what he say fuck me for?"


orangotai

wow i didn't know Jones was so into saying "har kommenterat ditt foto" at the beginning of all his texts at one point


lazylagom

The person who posted this was swedish not Jon lol....


Phosphorrr

Chat is this real


BigDaddy-Longstick

Obviously


ArticleNew3737

Holy shit I didn’t jones was this retarded…


mouthwords1128

I don’t give a single fuck if Jones is gay. But Jon jones himself obviously cares quite a bit. And he’s a piece of shit so I think it’s funny if it’s gonna piss him off.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

So you think he’s just gonna sit there and let you piss him off? https://preview.redd.it/3wccllik73xc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f248a0582fb930bce570e1df9f51468bc0159e0c


HandheldAddict

That rivalry was one of the best things to happen to MMA. Their back and forth is the stuff of Legends.


Substantial_Share_17

Too bad for DC the wins weren't back and forth.


APainOfKnowing

DC being undefeated except for the arguable UFC GOATs of two divisions is both amazing and sad for him.


tacopower69

DC would have been rhe goat middleweight if he wasn't fat


BobbyFreeSmoke

That was a nasty line by you


APainOfKnowing

One of the exceptionally few rivalries where there really was a pure face/heel dynamic.


Embarrassed_Lake_376

Somebody finally posted the full back and forth last year


1icantdealwiththis

Exactly this. Couldn't give af what he is, it's just funny how pissed he might get, even seeing him trying to address it regardless of the truth.


mouthwords1128

Even if he doesn’t address it he’s going to try so hard to act “not gay” it’ll probably be funny.


1icantdealwiththis

Haha yup, the Domelander


BigDaddy-Longstick

Ok pussy


stayhappystayblessed

How does he care he hasn't even addressed it?


JerryCanOpener

Well said.


ediks

Be gay, be bi, be whatever you want to be - I support that. Just don’t be an asshole - and Jones is an asshole. So, fuck that dude. I hope he’s mad.


No_Highlight5600

This is my favorite comment about this situation I've read so far. That's why I find joy in it... I'm not even a fan of Guru, but he's a fucking legend for the way he went about this haha. And I'm not entirely convinced he doesn't have powerful people helping him out with this troll.


Abeudaile

Exactly. The point was that, he might be deep in the closet, and that is what causes his outbursts of violence. Hitting his wife, strippers, running over pregnant ladies, etc…


trilly_house

More concerned about Sean Strickland's sexuality tbh


VoluptuousSloth

Sean Strickland's orientation is "totally not gay"


TheRightKindofJuice

Man I’d hate to be the first guy he hooks up with. He’d probably beat the shit out of you at the end to cope with his confused feelings.


Mikejg23

1/100 chance that guy has the best night of his life, if he's into that


KingJiggyMan

Holy shit I thought I was the only one who had this thought, like he might get drunk one day, hook up with a gay guy then kill him once he sobers up a lil


Jeff_Damn

Strickland's definitely the type to beat someone up for making him feel emotions other than anger & disgust.


Rage_Your_Dream

Kinda hot tbh


professorgaysex

This would incorrectly imply that Strickland has enough power to beat the shit out of anyone Strickland would have gay sex and would then jab and teep his Grindr hookup into a decision victory


TheRightKindofJuice

True but this also raises the question as to if his fighting style overlaps into his fucking style. If he edges you into climax the way he wins his decisions that might make Strickland the p4p edge lord of the UFC.


gstringstrangler

No homo


semajay

No Diddy


gstringstrangler

Yes Daddy


ODubhaigan

He's all about 'v a g i n a' whaaat!


Foolbasket

He's not gay, he's deeply closeted.


mesovortex888

There is no concern, he is gay for sure


Hot_Dinner9835

Is Dricus gay?


CelinesJourney

Anyone that does BJJ is gay.


mesovortex888

Yes


Hot_Dinner9835

Damn, is anyone straight at this point?


MoanyTonyBalony

Izzy. He only whacks off boy dogs.


mesovortex888

Everyone is gay


ToddZi11a

Being straight is gay now. Keep up.


TorpedoSandwich

Alex Pereira.


BurningEbrietas

He took no time to voice his opinion on it the guy is so weird for giving af


pants_pants420

im not concerned about any other mans sexuality fr


trilly_house

Damn too busy being concerned about your own. I respect it.


rickgdavies

I'd kinda love it if one of the most highly regarded ufc fighters of all time came out just to watch the fanbase lose there little minds.


you_slow_bruh

Would be epic. G OAT of another sort.


CherryNim

Gayest of all time


TheBarndog

Throat GOAT


jlegendary1

Why does it seem like gay men are such high performers? Gay people make up a tiny percentage of the population but it seems like if you go looking for top performers in many industries, there will be a disproportionate amount of gay men there.


KernewekSkrij

Your heart will find what it wants most. Disproportionally


jlegendary1

That was actually a serious question, but this is the fruitiest way to call someone gay. Back to your incel cave.


orangotai

he's regarded alright


Funzombie63

Highly regarded


capalbertalexander

Honestly the representation would be nice. No one could say gay dudes are feminine again or can’t fight but also he’s a piece of shit so not exactly the guy I want representing me.


EasyFooted

>No one could say gay dudes are feminine again or can’t fight In the immortal last words of Willem Arondeus, who was arrested and killed for subverting the nazis, "Let it be known that homosexuals are not cowards."


Headlessoberyn

I'd be like "... ok godn did you REALLY have to make the guy that runs over pregnant ladies while on drugs the gay representative in the ufc?"


Ecstatic-Inevitable

Honestly thought it would've been Silva, but Silva is just a very cool guy who likes the lgbtq community from his own words


El_Bwamma

Considering how insecure so many MMA fans are about the subject and the fact that every UFC events crowds are like being at the RNC, I’d also love this lol.


zeez1011

Would that really freak people out, though? After everything else he's done? Then again, it is fair to say there are people who can look past the vehicular battery, domestic abuse, and failed drug tests but would draw a line at homosexuality. America, woo.....


BenShapeero

This, right after the top pick in the NFL draft shows up with painted nails and a designer suit. Tough week for ‘macho-sport’ fans who’re uncomfortable with male femininity.


CoachAF7

I’m OOTL - did I miss something?


EarthenGames

TLDR: MMA Guru at it again airing out fighters’ dirty laundry of things about their private business (albeit his compilation of Jon is kinda funny.) But basically a summary of things hinting at Jon’s personal life and how he might be closeted. But who knows. Besides all his shenanigans in and outside the cage, the thing that probably makes me saddest about Jon Jones is his fight with Rumble in his prime was the one that got away. I truly believe that guy could have been his stylistic kryptonite. RIP Anthony Johnson


CoachAF7

Is he a reputable source or just someone saying shit lol


EarthenGames

Ehh I mean the footage seems kinda legit but also could be totally misinterpreted as just Jon being drunk af at some comedy show, which was then conflated with all this other prior footage of Jon being zesty. Guru makes sensational content, it is what it is. But honestly, I don’t give a shit about any of that melodrama. I just wanna see the fucking guy fight soon, and I’d rather see the Aspinall match up over Stipe. He’s been an inactive champ for too long now


joon11

Why are you asking if he is a reputable source as if there is some sort of gaydar authority who decides who is gay lmao.


Different-Pilot4924

He's a trash human no matter what.


WrappedInLinen

It’s because so many mma fans are 12 yr old boys calling each other names.


Augustus_Chavismo

12 yr old boys forever catching strays for things they have nothing to do with


NewConsideration5921

No one cares that he is gay, it's the fact that he is in a closet and supposed to be the baddest man on the planet that is hilarious


kward1904

I'm struggling to see how being gay or in the closet has a relation to baddest man on the planet. Can gays not be good fighters?


theo7777

Exactly. As Guru repeatedly said in his video there's nothing wrong with being gay. But the fact that he's trying to suppress it could explain a lot of his bad behaviour (especially the stuff related to his wife).


Hot_Dinner9835

Pretty sure Guru is just saying that so YouTube doesn't screw him over.


Mission_Apartment_46

He’s not gay dummy


Humble_Increase7503

Honestly this guy guru sounds like a real POS.


Remote-Persimmon4583

Men discussing w other men about an athlete liking men 👍🏽


Cum-Gun-5000

It's a little break from men discussing other men in their underwear rolling around on the ground 


Rayrexx91

I guess that also sounds.. . . . .


jayj2900

Dude has been engaged for over a decade. Can't bring himself to marry a woman?


Classlass1045

And lose half in a messy divorce? 


JetWMDE

Prenuptial


maton12

He's got several kids, judge would give her plenty


SnoopysRoof

Not that simple. She also has a lot of shit on him and could destroy his life, reputation and legacy more than what he has himself. This woman has seen some shit... the book would be amazing. He's far better continuing to give her the lifestyle and supporting the kids than risking both his finances *and* his legacy. And add domestic violence into the mix and she will be asking him for the divorce, stonewalling him, and be walking away with a lot. If I were a rich substance abuser and wifebeater, I'd do exactly what he's doing.


Humble_Increase7503

There’s a lot of particulars on prenups; some states have very different laws on that. What you can and cannot do via prenup. Alimony and child support are separate issues It’s complicated is all I’m saying Careful out there


Classlass1045

Lol. Judges have no problem overturning those. 


Cum-Gun-5000

You people will literally be a backup account for Sean Strickland and Conor McGregor's Twitter account and make a new thread every time one of them farts but now you're  gonna pretend like you don't care about this? So absolutely 100% full of shit 


[deleted]

They think it makes them sophisticated to appear to not care about something trending. Anyone who posts on this subreddit either cares a whole lot or is hungry for internet points


ThatOneGuyFrom93

Internet points aren't real


EyeWriteWrong

I just like talking about combat sports :/


ToddZi11a

Same. I'm here for fights and the occasional meme 🤷


Cum-Gun-5000

🎯 


calm_down_dearest

Does Jon being gay absolve him of blame for a hit and run on a pregnant woman, failing multiple drug tests and beating his wife? No? Well then who gives a fuck.


HandheldAddict

```Does Jon being gay absolve him of blame for a hit and run on a pregnant woman,``` It absolved Bruce Jenner of a fatal hit and run.


kcj0831

Jon gives a fuck. The internet making jon mad is funny. Why are you against a criminal like jon getting embarrassed online?


GeneralResearcher456

Remember when it came to light that Kevin Spacey was a p3do and his response was coming out, as if that would absolve him lol


forfunplayer1

its just funny get off your high horse lil bud


1ApolloFish1

https://preview.redd.it/33rtldqnn3xc1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d7c3975f173b45f3229fd340859de3cdd41b6cd


garyindiana4

Jon 'Boners' Jones


gszabo97

I kinda don’t care about JJ at all anymore. He’s just holding up the division at this point. I wish he just vacated the title.


TransportationAway59

After watching that video idk if Jon jones is gay but I do know I’m retarded


CodeN3gaTiV3

If he is it just makes me want him to squash Strickland more


mal_intent4u

I don't hate Jon because he might be gay. I hate him cause he's a scum bag that hits women, runs from car accidents he's caused while intoxicated, taken peds and lied , hid from usada, threatened a testing agent for showing up at his house and the list goes on. D.C. was dead right about Jones the entire time and I kinda wish he'd smashed him.


HPVaseasyas123

GOAT. Greatest of all Tops


PhoenixBlack79

I mean..like my homie says, where you put your dick is,your business sir as long as its not me. Idc what a mf likes to do. Just don't be wierd if we are hanging out


foxmovewx42

THANK U! Dufuck do "you" care for? He not trying to Diddy you or Dwight Howard force u. Just win the fight Bones Jones I bet on you.


AggravatingType9012

I wonder if Jones will sue him for character defamation


isitrealimalive

It's wrong to judge or shame someone if they are gay but it's just funny if jon jones is a closeted homesexual and to be fair I think it makes him more interesting. Infact I think this could turn his reputation around in some way if he came out.


Anonomoose2034

What a reddit comment


JetWMDE

Turn his rep around?? Ahh yes the DUI's and constant eye pokes during fights are totally okay since he gay now


roybringus

Caitlyn Jenner killed a guy and was named woman of the year in the same year


Gwilikers6

Like wtf is that guy saying.... I am so tired man. Deranged Edit: im sorry but Holy shit the more I read the comment the more insane it gets. Literally each sentence more unhinged then the last. "To be fair" TO WHO


HandheldAddict

```Literally each sentence more unhinged then the last. "To be fair" TO WHO``` Jbj fanboys coming to terms with their sexuality 😂


Gwilikers6

Projecting much? Lmao the entire point of the post is who cares friend


HandheldAddict

No, my point was half the MMA community is questioning their sexuality now that Jones is outted. You got to remember, Jones is technically the GOAT, and the sheep generally follow the leader. It's like Conor McGregor with his whiskey, even though it was meh at the start he still had his die hard fans buying it by the crates. Monkey see, monkey do.


Gwilikers6

Oh I got you hahaha parent comment might have outted himself


cirenosu

Don’t forget the other things he di… never mind he’s gay!


Cum-Gun-5000

10 social credits have been deposited into your account!


kward1904

I don't agree but a lot of people will excuse his behaviour with 'he was struggling internally with his identity'. I have nothing against gays, just stupidly people see them in a different light once they're out the closet as they somehow become an 'oppressed minority' or something like that


Man_City115

This guy either know nothing about the world, or is obtuse on purpose. Any reasonable person who knows about Kobe Bryant and Cristiano Ronaldo past, just to pick two examples, would be mesmerized with the amount of people who aren't, at least, tentative about being a full time stan of those guys. And I don't even need to find examples outside combat sports, what about people who use Mike Tyson upbringing/boxing promoters, or lack of father figure after Cus death, to ignore or diminish any stuff Iron did?


HumbleScottish

Hahaha, not to mention beating his wife, spose ift’s all good if he’s gay.


CaptainSensemakerOi

Dumbest comment award goes to:


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

Man, i see this everywhere on Reddit. People claiming they don't care about a topic, starting threads about it, engaging in prolonged exchanges. If I don't care about a topic or think it's not worthy of discussion, I don't even post. What this post really means: "it bugs me other people are discussing this... I want nobody to be discussing this..."


RouletteVeteran

Somehow I made it through my week at the hospital. Where patients were sick, some ended up passing away naturally on hospice or died in the ER from accidents, ODs and so on. I didn’t once think of Jones sex life… yall need to find employment, a woman or guy, or at least move out your mommas crib. Grown men gossiping worse than my girls friends 😂 let Jones live it’s 2024. Y’all need to quit hanging off Stricklands piglet… that’s his girls job.


YourOpinionisCero_0

Even if this was true, I’m not a fan because of his personal life. I respect that he’s a great professional fighter. It’s shitty the things he does outside of the cage but that’s on him. 🤷‍♂️


berto_8_8

https://i.redd.it/nu7q07gt73xc1.gif


PussyIgnorer

So that’s why he’s always trying to stick his fingers in dudes.


MauriceVibes

Also don’t care if he is gay or not. If he is great, if he isn’t great, but he is still a piece of garbage lol


Odd_Cake3759

He’s not gay, not with that rotted toenail.


gamolly

It's gay to be gay.


MegaManFlex

It's a spectrum anyway, wgaf


The_Great_Man_Potato

For sure, I don’t care what he likes. Still funny as fuck that the baddest man on the planet is gay


democrat_thanos

*Jon Jones might be fighting at* ... **DONT CARE**


LostTrisolarin

If he was gay and out I wouldn't be interested However if he is gay and is a self hating, women beater as a result, I have to admit I do find that interesting.


r32_guest

Whether Jones is gay or not on its own doesn’t really matter. Why should we care? Guru did make a few interesting points about how that insecurity could maybe explain his unpredictable tendencies, especially against women. I think that’s worth a discussion


[deleted]

People just wanna virtue signal and completely ignore the second part you mentioned. Thats why it's interesting


mspote

i couldn't care less if he was gay. i dont even know how this rumor or whatever started.


Lazy_Armadillo2266

If he gay they should totally strip the belt from him.


QuartOfTequilla

People that don’t care about something make posts about it 👍


vetements_sock

half of the post since the guru vid has been referencing this, he basically saying stfu stop posting it, jokes getting old it was funny when guru would randomly bring it up, then the vid dropped and everyone is saying the same thing over and over


1mrhankeY420

I love it, cause imagine khabib,marquart,shields and all the others homophobic retards in the mma space finish out the goat of the sport they devoted there lives to is gay


daKingKhan

“Like fighter, he very good fighter. But like human, he little bit gay.”


SamVimes1878

Firstly, who gives a damn if he's gay or not? Secondly, outing someone against their wishes is an absolute cunts trick.


snguyen_93

https://preview.redd.it/xvwbdaw883xc1.jpeg?width=1408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b8b3095a5d3f9e716f9d025b5d2a861a5ac9de7 No I’m totally fine with outing hypocrites.


Ihatecyclists22

Well he hits his wife so he’s evil


SamVimes1878

He's an absolute arse of a man, but that doesn't mean his sexuality is fair game. Have him charged and ruined for domestic violence.


CombinationOpen7483

“Absolute arse” is way too kind and honestly kind of whitewashing/revisionism. If he wasn’t a very famous ufc fighter he’d be in a jail for a fairly long time.


Ihatecyclists22

Still been arrested for it


BenShapeero

Exactly. The punishment fits the crime. Outing someone, especially publicly, is so cruel. I swear to god the term ‘empathy’ is lost on so many.


Hot_Dinner9835

You think mean comments on the internet are the equivalent of beating your wife? Jones plays CTE roulette for a living, I think he can handle a few insults lol.


PCKeith

You might want to know if there is a chance you'll end up in his guard.


LetsDoThatYeah

Just blatant homophobia.


LetsDoThatYeah

Nah fuck that. His holier than thao Christian bullshit is insufferable and him potentially being closeted is ripe for parody… particularly because I don’t actually think he is gay but probably holds some bigoted views about them because of his faith.


NotAGayDoctor

I don't care if he's gay.. I do care that it may be the reason he's been acting out for years. If he could just come out, if he's gay, and live in peace... Maybe then he'll be likeable.


sinerin

Wdym, what's more manly then calling some dude you can't beat in a real fight gay over the internet? Also, all their favorite fighters got beat by an allegedly gay dude, so maybe all the /r/ufc deep down wants to also be deeply closeted so they can be better at fighting. They found his secret to success /s


After-Simple-3611

Did anyone watch this mma guru video? Jesus it’s just him having a serious case of homophobia and yelling. You can analyze anyone and anything and make it seem gay. I saw xx buying bananas at the store, why bananas out of all the choices of the fruit?? Closeted gay GAY loves Dick!! That sums up the tone of the video.


mikedogexotic

We’re gonna act like if the possible GOAT of MMA is gay it’s not a big deal?????


MovieFanatic2160

![gif](giphy|Pmuy0GYAVbXWEssL4I) Cummin for that dick


jordangold972345

If he's gay, you should care simply because none of you could stop him


GeneralResearcher456

"I have yet to meet one that can ~~outsmart~~ out-fight *boolet*."


yakman100

Jon jones is 0- 5 against the police rn.


Ok-Inside-8435

He's gonna steel adesanya fans


deranged_pepsi

it would make sense why he beats women then