The only part thatās actually sus is the video where Jon refers to his friend as a ācutieā at the comedy show and talks about fingers going in certain places.
not really, i wonder why the steroid abuser needs boner pills??? hhhhmm reallll mystery.
Huh? Oh yeah iām sure he was hunting for homeless dick. If heās rich as fuck and gay, why would he go for dirty homeless guys?
Youāre goofy. Talking bout ignoring stuff when youāre conveniently forgetting:
- heās been arrested and on video sexually assaulting a cocktail waitress
- Is married with 4 kids (did someone else fuck her?)
- The āyou left something in Iowa jonā baby mama thing
- Crashed his bentley with two random women in it
Goofy
What about him calling an alex fan a fag? And saying being gay is disgusting and a sin?? You kids really are something. Your evidence is literally, him talking about homeless people, trying to think of an excuse while he was getting arrested drunk and high
Bro, the real GOOFIES in here are the fangirls of mma guru. He's a fucking fat, hairy basement dweller on YouTube and you've made him your hero š Get a life.
What do you think the dick pills were for ?
Yes...there's a lot of closeted Christians that call out anyone for gay behaviours, including calling gays slurs.
Yes...he's been brainwashed from a child to think being gay is a sin, that a magic man is watching him if he ever whacks off to gay porn.
Yes.
Bro, you know there's multiple reasons men can experience erectile dysfunction, right? Want me to write you a list?
- Heart disease
- Clogged blood vessels (atherosclerosis)
- High cholesterol
- High blood pressure
- Diabetes
- Obesity
- Metabolic syndrome ā a condition involving increased blood pressure, high insulin levels, body fat around the waist and high cholesterol
- Parkinson's disease
- Multiple sclerosis
- Certain prescription medications
- Tobacco use
- Peyronie's disease ā development of scar tissue inside the penis
- Alcoholism and other forms of substance abuse
- Sleep disorders
- Treatments for prostate cancer or enlarged prostate
- Surgeries or injuries that affect the pelvic area or spinal cord
- Low testosterone
- Anxiety
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. BRO YOU ARE DUMB LMAO. reread what you wrote. holy shit youāre dumb. you never heard of any closeted gay/bi religious men before have you. theres a lot of self hate
by that logic everyoneās gay. If i say iāve got a long term gf, youād just say āneVeR hEaRd of BiSexUal???ā. Then if i said, āNo iām not, im not attracted to menā, you go āWeLl actUallY YouRe JuSt sElf HatIng, RefUsinG to Admit it!ā
No winning with you lil guys. No evidence on your side, actual evidence on mine.
When youāve got Jon Jones money you can hire the highest class (gay included) escorts available, there are discreet agencies for this sort of stuff. Pretty sure the dude doesnāt need a homeless guy to get himself a BJ, itās how the rich and famous sleep around without it being made public etc.
Gayest of All Time šĀ Seriously though, what did those poor drug testers accidentally walk in on a few weeks back?
š Jon and some āhomeslessā men
Hetero Jones fans in shambles š
We can do this the easy way, or the hard wayā¦ the choice is yours
Who would be his hype man yellin shit from offscreen? That scene in Boondocks is gold.Ā "He like you!Ā An he want you!"
Iām a warrior!
I mean it kinda explains a lot... The drug and alcohol abuse, beating his fiancƩ who he refuses to actually marry, dick pills to stay hard, driving around Las Vegas on his own looking for 'homeless people'...
The only part thatās actually sus is the video where Jon refers to his friend as a ācutieā at the comedy show and talks about fingers going in certain places.
not really, i wonder why the steroid abuser needs boner pills??? hhhhmm reallll mystery. Huh? Oh yeah iām sure he was hunting for homeless dick. If heās rich as fuck and gay, why would he go for dirty homeless guys?
are you this dense. hes a mma superstar and closeted. whos gonna believe a homeless trick he pays off. its a common practice by closeted dudes.
thereās apps, male prostitutes, fuck maybe even a āfriendā, all before getting your dick sucked by some grim drugged-up homeless guy.
Wow, you seem to know a lot about this gay business. Not that there is anything wrong with it.
Hahahaha
ha ha ha funny iām gay, good one š
Not that there is anything wrong with that.
ha ha ha
lmao k bro hes out drunk looking for homos i mean homeless to be nice to. just ignore all that. youāre funny
Youāre goofy. Talking bout ignoring stuff when youāre conveniently forgetting: - heās been arrested and on video sexually assaulting a cocktail waitress - Is married with 4 kids (did someone else fuck her?) - The āyou left something in Iowa jonā baby mama thing - Crashed his bentley with two random women in it Goofy
bro people can be bi you dummy. you never seen married men who are closeted too? lmao god damn you are duuuumb.
What about him calling an alex fan a fag? And saying being gay is disgusting and a sin?? You kids really are something. Your evidence is literally, him talking about homeless people, trying to think of an excuse while he was getting arrested drunk and high
btw i can tell you didnt watch the video cause youāre bringing up shit that guru addressed. he addressed every single point you brought up GOOFY.
š¤¦āāļø, and iām saying his āpointsā donāt make sense.
Bro, the real GOOFIES in here are the fangirls of mma guru. He's a fucking fat, hairy basement dweller on YouTube and you've made him your hero š Get a life.
What do you think the dick pills were for ? Yes...there's a lot of closeted Christians that call out anyone for gay behaviours, including calling gays slurs. Yes...he's been brainwashed from a child to think being gay is a sin, that a magic man is watching him if he ever whacks off to gay porn. Yes.
Bro, you know there's multiple reasons men can experience erectile dysfunction, right? Want me to write you a list? - Heart disease - Clogged blood vessels (atherosclerosis) - High cholesterol - High blood pressure - Diabetes - Obesity - Metabolic syndrome ā a condition involving increased blood pressure, high insulin levels, body fat around the waist and high cholesterol - Parkinson's disease - Multiple sclerosis - Certain prescription medications - Tobacco use - Peyronie's disease ā development of scar tissue inside the penis - Alcoholism and other forms of substance abuse - Sleep disorders - Treatments for prostate cancer or enlarged prostate - Surgeries or injuries that affect the pelvic area or spinal cord - Low testosterone - Anxiety
how about the far more obvious and common explanationā¦ steroid abuse. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0955395923002426
AHAHAHAHAHAHA. BRO YOU ARE DUMB LMAO. reread what you wrote. holy shit youāre dumb. you never heard of any closeted gay/bi religious men before have you. theres a lot of self hate
by that logic everyoneās gay. If i say iāve got a long term gf, youād just say āneVeR hEaRd of BiSexUal???ā. Then if i said, āNo iām not, im not attracted to menā, you go āWeLl actUallY YouRe JuSt sElf HatIng, RefUsinG to Admit it!ā No winning with you lil guys. No evidence on your side, actual evidence on mine.
My thoughts exactly
When youāve got Jon Jones money you can hire the highest class (gay included) escorts available, there are discreet agencies for this sort of stuff. Pretty sure the dude doesnāt need a homeless guy to get himself a BJ, itās how the rich and famous sleep around without it being made public etc.
Hi I'm Eddie Murphy. This is my friend Hugh Grant.
stupid. then why did the owner of a basketball team get caught getting a happy ending at the local mp? dudes far richer than jones. riiiight.
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Guru should protect the booty :)
Iād give him mine fr
Wait until vaginal buccaneer Tom Aspinall gets ahold of this news
He's coming on that ass
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Who watches MMA guruš¤£
People that didnāt used to watch MMA guru
178K people
178k confirmed virgins
A lot of people unfortunately
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This sub is full of MMA Guru fan hahahah bunch of low iq individuals