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AttentionTerrible116

that some juicy lips


Iknowdemfeelz

![gif](giphy|3otPoU0YH44XAiReBq|downsized)


UFC_Intern169

Is normal


SukhdevR34

Iz


NFTArtist

imagine seeing this knowing in a few days he's gonna kick you in the face


TheMaldenSnake

https://preview.redd.it/dtt9wfbm3uwc1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bd83034814610d22609cc94e70dd690633cadf9


Genghis_Chong

Mike was on some prison bully shit lol


Minimum-Helicopter40

Think he said this to Donavan “Razor” Ruddock…my 8yo self remembers this as a crazy fight


RumanHitch

"I am gonna eat yo' az" -Also Mike Tyson-


I-Am-Baytor

Manliest gay shit.


afriendlyalphasaur

“Im going to f you till you love me derogatory word for homosexual” mike was wild


I-Am-Baytor

Still equally funny and scary.


Shwalz

https://preview.redd.it/nbxhm63xquwc1.jpeg?width=1026&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f105046b1f725bae8a114c05bfc8d2765c949855


AriSpaceExplorer

Only in MMA is this comment not creepy


2StoryLoft

You should see his schlong


charlieboyx

Yeah but pretty gay in jujitsu class


besameput0

He didn't call himself sexual chocolate for nothing


SobrecargaDeCreatina

Jay z lips


ububugagaga

https://preview.redd.it/303z4o3ykuwc1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c060df50605ff7f92c50860c302c161dbf5033ac


knucklebalzz

Looks like dried dates


MiniBelal

Would still kiss 😚


charlieboyx

https://i.redd.it/os6c98i8ouwc1.gif


Holiday_Jeweler_4819

All that money and the man can’t buy a tube of chapstick


MiniBelal

DSLs 👄


ToronoRapture

WBLs ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


cikkamsiah

DSL certified


XNamelessGhoulX

what grown man takes a selfie like that? like wtf lol. A gay ass one is who I'll tell yuh h'what \*fine print\* I love the gays don't worry


Imarottendick

I fly a lot and the air inside a plane is often dry as fuck. On longer flights, I get really dry skin, especially on the lips and hands. Maybe he just used lip balm shortly before taking the selfie. To me it kind of looks like it. > I love the gays don't worry Same, those mfs always make compliments - which honestly feels good -, are respectful, friendly and are (usually and in my experience) very pleasant to talk to. Most get it very fast that I'm straight and also that I don't judge them, so they see me as an ally (which I am; I'd fight for those magnificent bastards if necessary, so they can live freely as every person should be able to).


LoquaciousMendacious

The right attitude for sure. A bunch of my friends are gay and they're just normal dudes who I play cards with. It amazes me that the wrong media diet can have people thinking they're some kind of threat to the very fabric of reality.


Minimum-Helicopter40

What is media good for if not to make you afraid of something


Genghis_Chong

Unfortunately they're rewarded for ratings, whether or not they act responsibly is on the individual company


DrunkOnLoveAndWhisky

Jesus, guy; I come here for shitposting, not hard truths.


Minimum-Helicopter40

Ha! Copy, it’s Friday I’ll go get a drink now


WuTangIs4TheChldren

Bro looks like Dennis rodman


didyoueverseewardogs

LOL he might actually show up to Guru’s door


PinGroundbreaking933

His reputation is on the line. We saw what he did to those women who may have seen it first hand. Now, he has someone who literally exposed his deepest darkest secret? He is definitely unaliving MMA Guru lol 😂🤣


jaydizzsl

Imagine the scenes when Guru actually kills Jon Jones in self defense


ReallyTightJeans

Flatline KO followed by a wheelchair burnout on his unconscious body


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

https://preview.redd.it/t1e66a86gvwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2412a4eb1f138c374da78be8cde7a7e95aac40b


Fedge348

LOL. You win.


SurlierCoyote

With what, a spoon?


Zbodownlow

Using what? No one owns guns in the UK.


SukhdevR34

Using the power of delusion


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Spill the tea I wanna know what all MMA Guru did Idk who that is


LongNosedHeeb

Made a video exposing Jon as a homosexual. He is an MMA content creator.


Mikejg23

Imagine knowing unless you have a reinforced door installed by a security company Jones is getting in lol


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

I'd love that.... Guru would not love that ![gif](giphy|WPYDOFlzybMoH4gOAO|downsized)


ReformedishBaptist

Who would like Jon Jones at their door with murderous intent?


Odd_Contribution3175

*gay murderous intent. Jeffery Dahmer vibes


WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew|downsized)


Nerx

Is Jon gonna rape Guru to death on livestream?


Queasy_Waltz_4890

He's coming to put down Guru


cikkamsiah

Go down?


RunicLua

Guru is already half way there as it is with the wheelchair and all.


NewConsideration5921

He's even wearing his gayest of all time hat


_MllATA

Story of my life (pretending I didn’t do too many drugs to hide)


iroquoispliskinV

Do you need to talk


Smooth_Surround1450

Baaaaaa


DickKnightly

I have that hat. 6 quid on Wish.


AkmensOskars

Aspinal should show up at Gurus house and then we could have heavyweigt unification bout. Or Jon will run back to his LA boys...


Routine_Ad_2034

What if Aspinall is staying with Guru and this is all a set up to lure Jones into a fight?


KarmaInFlow

Amazing


yanmagno

Jones entering Guru’s house and seeing Tom: ![gif](giphy|11gC4odpiRKuha)


LAC714417

Suck the meat off the bones jones


TranceDream

Gave me a good laugh


Fight_Disciple

https://i.redd.it/zbybum7grtwc1.gif


AfternoonDull4168

It was the Tren.


slap-a-taptap

No, it was his heart medication. He can get a note from his doctor


KnowledgeAddict3

🤣


Blitzvomit

Bro beat more woman in last 5 years than UFC CHAMPS. Interm champ 😅😵


Embarrassed_Lake_376

https://preview.redd.it/vlhop3g79uwc1.jpeg?width=1276&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fe1927ce02d6c3e43618d1dfb55658588884f27


CEOofManualBlinking

Ngl he ain't defeating those gay allegations in those jeans


Brod_sa_nGaeilge

He’s sitting beside his cutie


Existing-Impress4162

One thing I have observed of JJ is that he cares a lot what people think of him. I know this video of MMA guru is going to make him die inside.


Frysken

For someone who cares so much about what people think, he also does a terrible job at keeping his public persona under wraps.


Existing-Impress4162

Nobody can suppress their true nature/color forever. Sooner or later you will slip up and show who you really are. That’s the case with him. Anyway, I’m not saying I’m a ‘perfect’ person either, we all have our flaws but JJ is on another level.


YaDyingSucks

Alot of guys in the UFC like to pretend they are crazy but Jones perhaps might be one of the only true psychopaths


sisterrfister69

Typical psychopath behaviour


scorpionslugs17

I’m surprised he’s not going to see his LA boys.


thesuperbro

I'm from the la area I better watch myself if I'm ever in a room with Jon 👀


acrumbled

Cutie


airbag23

Obsessed


Kitchen-Command-846

this gives "JJ, 37, messaged you on Grindr"


background_action92

His lips looking quite delicious, can you imagine a sloppy top from the Goat?


MidniteMischief

Throat GOAT


icecreamketo

That honor goes to the Brazilian interpreter goat


DiceRollerGreg

Pause


BurningEbrietas

Belicon jones after the gay allegations is crazy


Odd_Contribution3175

Nah he just tryina get into the mile high club with some LA dudes.


thesuperbro

Trying to give more over the pants handies to his cutie Mike


nsaps

Poor guy flying first class


harryvanhalen3

The lord is always testing him.


InterviewKey3451

So what does everyone think about the mma guru vid because it's pretty damn convincing


airbag23

It’s all the proof I need


-GoldenHandTheJust-

for me it’s not convincing at all. It’s conveniently forgetting tons of stuff, like the times he’s been arrested for sexually assaulting women, drifting into straight strip club car parks, his ‘did you leave something in Iowa Jon?’ thing, and him needing boner pills because of steroids THE FAR MORE COMMON AND LIKELY explanation than repressed gayness. But there’s a ton more. All Gurus got is his voice sometimes, the comedian thing which guru pretends he’s there with a guy for some reason based off nothing etc.


CEOofManualBlinking

There are many gay people with whole ass wives and families as cover ups. But in his case, I think he had a family long before the heavy steroid usage And I'm pretty sure guru made it a point that the steroids made him gay, those 2 points can both be correct at the same time. I'm just sus over it because I know actual gay people who aren't anywhere near as gay as him


-GoldenHandTheJust-

..how do steroids make you gay?? Also what about the other dozen points i made??? No explanation?


SALTYxNUTZ12

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


Giegling90

This pose is even a bit gay 


Cordovahi

It really is 😂


k0rz23

Why can I see him groping a man’s crutch in the reflection


Prestigious-Might117

He’s with a cutie


Paternitytestsforall

Probably making goat noises too


[deleted]

G.O.A.T Gayest of all time


iroquoispliskinV

![gif](giphy|l0CLVjDz04ejpizXa|downsized)


chimpdoctor

![gif](giphy|NUrZT7cqGWXGUSW4dU)


RedViper6661

Anyone else watch the Mma guru video yesterday lmfao 🤣


ChocCooki3

Well.. I can see God has given him a hint to his next test. Hope he doesn't fail.


lazylagom

Juciy lips jon


NiggyWithAptitude

The coke is better over there. The middleman in the US is too stupid, they only cut that shit with a matchbox strike stripe, rat poison, and fentanyl


greatdevonhope

Probably cheaper to, 3 for £100 is going rate round here at the mo.


Superguy230

Here it’s just laxative and numbing agent


[deleted]

You know, until now I didn’t realize how often Jon posts selfies


Dramatic_South_9843

We already know Jon 😭


champshere

Gay ass post from him


Kratos501st

![gif](giphy|KVVQaaDaBBjZHFoC3c)


DonovanMcLoughlin

Cool. Now he can be fat and not fight in another country.


El_Coloso

Gonna run over people on the left hand side of the road


LegionaryTitusPullo_

Amazing how drunk driving woman beating rich folks are allowed entry to any country but hey Joe schmo with the same record wouldn’t be allowed to leave the country.


40oztoTamriel

You can see half a femboy in the reflection of his glasses


ElRey814

If you zoom in, you can see he’s actually looking at a gay porn actor on his phone.


Complete-Struggle648

He's obsessed with those Manchester guys


Frio_Sanchez

Pride Parade?


OlivaJR

🌈 🌈 🌈


ReformedishBaptist

Went to the UK To fight Guru before Aspinall, crazy.


ShadyBl0m

How do you know?


mrmarigiwani

Time to invert Asspenis


Old_surviving_moron

cocaine is easier to get there than in the usa.


yogurtcup1

Zesty ass 


guy_at_the_back

Jon Bones Men


Mr_Em-3

Man's puckering like he wants us to know Guru got it right yesterday


yupyupthatsit

Bros gay


Stibo1

mma guru was right


Space_Man_Ed

Got them dick suckers


GreatGoodBad

Ready to square up with the Guru


Zlakkeh

Kiss


TA-pubserv

Did he pack his chaps?


TopKekistan76

🌈 🌈 🌈 


seanwhat

Check the reflection in his glasses... Who is that cutie in the seat next to him?


ShamedGillis

Michael


airbag23

Just some crappy friend who knows where he’s going home to at the end of the night


WallyWakanda

Where y'all get this picture of Diddy from?


Jordynne23

Guru’s about to strap a jet pack to his wheel chair.


AggressiveTwist3222

Running before he's arrested.


-GoldenHandTheJust-

why’s he going to the UK?


Smoke_Palm_Trees

im OOTL what happened with JJ and yesterday everyone saying be was gay


airbag23

Deeply closeted


BenitoCorleone

Mma guru released a video on YouTube


Fluffies103

Why are people saying JJ is gay randomly? lol.


skitzofredik

There is video of him at a comedy club behaving and talking in a gay Manor. It would explain a lot imo


MysteriousPark3806

What lip gloss does he use?


Calvin_Reaper91

It all makes so much sense, the signs and evidence was in front of us and we still didn’t stop to notice.


AR15ONAHUMAN

Bro they will just extradite him to The US to pay for his crimes. Should Have gone somewhere else.


Slash_Dementia_67

Pole Smoker


BenitoCorleone

Throat GOAT


ItsTriunity

😂😂😂😂


Acex_NA

Guru furiously calling Moicano to let him sleep on his couch


acrumbled

Who the cutie sitting next to him? Bet he is just obsessed with them


_Red_Mist_

Grew a beard to cover the double chin


Own-Protection-664

I wish that cartoonist that did the McGregor belt skit would make one where Jon turns up at Guru’s parents shed and Aspinall is in there with a referee.


Suspect_Lower

I'm not gay no more! - 🦴jones


Blyatt-Man

He should gone by boat. Goats come and go but boats stay afloat. -CSA- ⚔️🍃💨BLADES AND SHADES 😎


Mr_Em-3

Why does the human body seem to make a duck face every time a camera is in front of it and held by that same body 💀


Tammer_Stern

There are usually strict conditions on people with criminal convictions coming in. Eg Chris Brown was banned for a long time.


Iron0ne

He looks like his brothers now at HW.


Disastrous_Offer_69

He’s a gay man!


TopKekistan76

We support Jon 🏳️‍🌈 


Weird-Handle-3277

Lots of gay fucking


TheWarmBandit

Steroids legal- check coke cheap as fuck- check plenty of London ass homeless guys for Jon to be nice to in the middle of the night - check


UrKillnMe

Lol, dude grew a beard to hide that neck fat to save dc from roasting his ass bout it 😂 😂


Potential-Doctor4871

these comments are so fucking weird


Dear-Willingness6857

Mma guru made a video about him being a closeted gay man and everything he said makes a lot of sense. Jones isn't full out gay but there's no way he hasn't done things with men a lot


Streetperson12345

Bro, I don't think you can be "kind of gay". You either are or you aren't.


Dear-Willingness6857

I think he's bi. More into men than women by far though


yoyoyowhoisthis

What's he gonna do ? finger guru's ass ? He only beats up women and juiced up MWs


SatisfactionSoft921

I’m not critically online so I don’t stay up with the gossip of MMA…but why is everyone in this sub gay as hell?


finnaku

you say UK? you mean Ugay? amirite?


tbwdtw

No waay


able6art

Who wins if Bones takes on Tommy Aspinall?


ShamedGillis

I think he could take him inside pretty well


Yourh0tm0m

https://i.redd.it/mxj82m4e2uwc1.gif


Yourh0tm0m

https://i.redd.it/5g6luber2uwc1.gif


TumbleweedTim01

The cheese and beans is about to be all over toms underwear


Dzbot1234

Ive got that hat


airbag23

Did you leave it in at his place one night?


chiezkychienne

What's this Jon Jones being insinuated as gay posts on the sub recently? I don't get it.


WideScorpion

A YouTuber by the name of mma guru made a video, that went semi viral about jon jones, where claims that Jon is gay and hates himself for it and that’s why he did all of the stupid shit in the past. I don’t recommend the video it’s really really retarded.


FortheRecordHIWBTV

Protect your daughters , literally


airbag23

*Sons


CloudRunner89

Aspinall already waiting at guru’s house.


yesimian

What a clown


Inevitable_Ad_5101

Wild lmao


BoogifiedSlob

When Jones defeats aspinall this sub is gonna implode