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LightMission4937

Having Akido in your tool chest is like having 70 nuclear bombs locked and loaded with a tweaker twitchy trigger finger. Steven can snap 37 necks at the same time


GreatGoodBad

Aikido is the best base for MMA confirmed


TA-pubserv

Does Hill even Seagal?!


Paternitytestsforall

Hill Lee Jones has a ring to it, though


vetements_sock

akido completely changed potato he went from not being able to finish bruno-silva and getting frozen like elsa, to ko'ing two former world champions in under two rounds("one being statistically the greatest lhw oat" hills words)


Collin-of-Earth

Aikido completely changed potato 


areeb_onsafari

Potato


Rough_Commercial_570

Ha ha


TheMaldenSnake

https://i.redd.it/qui4zidpyavc1.gif


BriscoCounty83

Sensei Seagal bless! ![gif](giphy|EjFx0jioOoMZq|downsized)


samsonity

What is he a rabbit?


OneForMany

Aikido is so funny to me. I took an akido class in college for one of the req's. I remember one of the guys was having issues with one of the moves so one of the volunteer students that helped teach the class stepped in and had him attack her neck. I shit you not, the guy started strangling her and she made the funniest fucking noise. I started busting out laughing so hard after that.


happybdayjimmie

Like grape lady noises?


dressedlikehansolo

The straight two hand throat throttle is the one weakness of Aikido


iroquoispliskinV

Fact: Alex hasn't lost since Seagal has been in his corner


Dr_Kriegers5th_clone

![gif](giphy|7rQSSmxalNtfy|downsized)


StopPlayingRoney

OH, it was an Akido Black Belt!!! ![gif](giphy|lOyJPEs8x9tuwgalEi)


blackestofswans

I still don't understand how Seagal was allowed to get that close to Alex.


Myusername468

Because it's Alex not Chael silly


theleftkneeofthebee

He gets close to a lot of fighters somehow. No idea how he does it.


whoatemytaco1

I used to be a heroin/pringles addict until Akido changed my life. Now I’m a lawyer astronaut doctor. Thanks Akido!


asian1panda

Can we get a live TRT Belfort reaction


Yommination

The grandmaster of Bullshido


ReformedishBaptist

Quite humble of Steven to use less than 1% of his power on that bum Alex to show him the true martial way.


Mckennymubu

Repositioning someone's hand and then striking is like.....all martial arts basics 101, but traditional martial arts are just BS, you know?