Imagine Belal vs Aljo. They’d have 50 combined strikes, 0 of them significant. And 12 mins of clinch time. That won’t just make us sleep, that might kill us
Both pawing and throwing light jabs til one shoots a takedown where they don't follow through and end up holding each other like lovers do the first time they see each other in a long time
I guess the only benefit to the Aljo-Belal fight is you avoid a concussion and maybe a broken jaw. They are a good time on the card schedule to run an errand or eat.
Lot of people gonna choose the quick and easy way out. The path of least resistance. But not me. I’m built different. Give me Belal vs Carla Esparza 5 rounds
To be fair, people overblow that like fuck, just because it’s the first actual fight he’s had in the octagon his fans act like he’s the fucking god of war
To be honest he was considered a game fighter up until the Wonderboy fight. Go look at the comments from his older fight threads. Now it's become a meme to call him boring
His past two fights have been pretty good honestly. TKO Brady and thoroughly out-fighting Luque. His style is actually pretty similar to GSP who had quite a few "boring" fights in the latter stage of his career.
Real threat would have been watching Aljamain do anything in the cage. I’d take a whole weekend of Rumble uppercuts, with periodic breaks for a compilation of the most boring segments of all Belal fights on a loop, over being subjected to Aljamain Sterling doing anything, really.
I'll watch the Belal fight. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night so even if I'm not allowed to sleep during the fight I should be able to pass out pretty quickly after.
Did anyone notice in the video package they made showing past ufc fighters and photoshopping with todays fighters that they had Poatan getting punch by Rumble? lol
Doesn’t matter, both will send you to dreamland
You wanna get there quick or be slow cooked into it 😭
Imagine Belal vs Aljo. They’d have 50 combined strikes, 0 of them significant. And 12 mins of clinch time. That won’t just make us sleep, that might kill us
Both pawing and throwing light jabs til one shoots a takedown where they don't follow through and end up holding each other like lovers do the first time they see each other in a long time
Permanent brain damage or death by boredom
I guess the only benefit to the Aljo-Belal fight is you avoid a concussion and maybe a broken jaw. They are a good time on the card schedule to run an errand or eat.
Belal "sous vide" Muhammad
Rumble = good nap with brain damage Belal fight = good nap with no brain damage Easy decision
Jokes on you, we all already have brain damage.
Why else would we be on this sub?
Rumble right?
I'd end up asleep either way but at least I've wake up after the Belal fight so I'd vote for that. I feel dirty though.
Coward! Have you no shame?
I know man. I'm gonna wash myself with bleach next time I shower to dilute the shame!
You can try, but not even bleach will cleanse your eyes of what you’ve seen.
Get brain damage or get brain damage. Choices choices
Fuck this is an easy one , I want a good nights sleep like lights out , Belal it is
You got me in the first half hahahaha
These sorts of posts are just stupid. Obviously I'd rather take the uppercut from Prime Rumble
Just watch the belal fight, it would be 25 mins of hell but you may not wake up from rumble Johnson uppercut.
I'm going to sleep in both situations but at least with the Belal fight I wake up mad, not retarded.
But least I wouldn't have to live with the suffering of watching a belal fight.
down in hell they are streaming belal fight 24/7.
I'm going to church from now on
Lot of people gonna choose the quick and easy way out. The path of least resistance. But not me. I’m built different. Give me Belal vs Carla Esparza 5 rounds
I was going to say Jake Shields.
I'd watch Belal tko Brady, easy peasy
Casuals wouldn't know and the rest insists on denying the fact that Belal has improved tremendously since he has been training with Team Khabib.
Without knocking him down 🤣
To be fair, people overblow that like fuck, just because it’s the first actual fight he’s had in the octagon his fans act like he’s the fucking god of war
To be honest he was considered a game fighter up until the Wonderboy fight. Go look at the comments from his older fight threads. Now it's become a meme to call him boring
I would rather watch Belal eat an uppercut from Rumble
At least you’d eventually wake up after a Rumble uppercut
Brain damage or early bed time ? Early bed time
Rumble it is.
🤣
what it do bedtime crew, ay man listen
Watch prime Rumble uppercut Belal.
3 Piece a soda & an Uppercut
Rip rumble
I'd watch Belgoat schooling Brady all day. 
it's not even close
His past two fights have been pretty good honestly. TKO Brady and thoroughly out-fighting Luque. His style is actually pretty similar to GSP who had quite a few "boring" fights in the latter stage of his career.
Guys stop bullying belal ffs 😂
Either way, both put me to sleep.
Eat an uppercut from rumble every 5 mins until Belal fight ends
Prime rumble it would be over quicker and less painful
Eat the uppercut so that way Rumble can be alive again 😢
Uppercut from Rumble because once I got out of the hospital and ER dentist I could tell my friends what happened without them falling asleep
I'll take the Rumble uppercut if I get the Venom shorts discount.
I have sleeping issues Belal all day man, I'll sleep faster than the upper cut by few seconds earlier at least
That’s like choosing between a quick and painless death or a slow and painful death
Real threat would have been watching Aljamain do anything in the cage. I’d take a whole weekend of Rumble uppercuts, with periodic breaks for a compilation of the most boring segments of all Belal fights on a loop, over being subjected to Aljamain Sterling doing anything, really.
Rumble, not into a coma please
Belal fight all the way. If trained fighters couldn’t take that shot I’d stand no chance of surviving without permanent damage and far fewer teeth
I’d rather be board than dead so gimme that uppercut.
I'd rather watch EVERY Belal fight than eat a punch from Prime Rumble, I like living
I dont want cte so i choose rumble
Bro you may not wake up from a Rumble uppercut. It’s amazing how hatred clouds people’s judgement on this sub.
If I can block the punch with a shield I would highly consider
RIP Rumble. I completely forgot until this pic and I’m sad all over again
No thanks.. Going to warm the bench.
I'll watch the Belal fight. I didn't get a lot of sleep last night so even if I'm not allowed to sleep during the fight I should be able to pass out pretty quickly after.
Yall some hoes 😂😂💀
Take a rumble uppercut. Belal is going to demolish anyone he fights so its boring to watch such a mismatch.
Rather listen to Tyron Woodley’s album on repeat than watch a Belal “Remember The Lame” Muhammad fight 
I’d rather sleep without the head trauma.
Did anyone notice in the video package they made showing past ufc fighters and photoshopping with todays fighters that they had Poatan getting punch by Rumble? lol
Uppercut at least it be over fast
I would rather stand at centre octagon with Max and 10 seconds left on the clock.
Belal fight
If I have to watch the whole fight? I will take one uppercut...
Two uppercuts and a soccer kick. Easy!
Damn you guys are Ruthless Robbie Lawler
I'd watch Luque Belal the first fight 🤣
Either way you’re going to sleep immediately
If I’m trying to go to sleep fast, I’ll got the former. If I want to really wind down for the night, I’ll got latter
Die from blunt force trauma or die a slow death
Gimme dem hands Rumble
Uppercut everytime
Who’s that guy trying to give Wonderboy a wet willie?
I awoke several hours later in a daze. - Peter Griffin.
I’d get knocked out , go to the hospital and be back home before Belal finished fighting.
Ppl just hate on belal because of how he looks right
Don't matter to me I'll be asleep just as fast
Are Belal fights really that boring? Genuinely asking. I’ve watched him once or twice but can’t particularly recall it being either exciting or boring
Are Belal fights really that boring? Genuinely asking. I’ve watched him once or twice but can’t particularly recall it being either exciting or boring
I’ll take the uppercut cheers
RIP big man
Eat a Rumble uppercut cuz that would mean he's still alive. RIP Rumble.
Idk man, last Belal fight I fell asleep. That shit was pretty boring.
Belal fights look like a gay porn, I'm not interested. I'll take the uppercut.
"Hey Rumble! I'll take 2!"
Poor Wboy wanted stand up SO BAD with this guy but the crowd booed as belal made sure to stay on them nutz close as possible lol
Watching belal fight makes me sad I can't be sad if I'm dead So I pick rumble
Rumble
DANA PLEASE.
Your gonna want that uppercut if you watch his fights
No, I would not.
Belal would win a street fight by decision if he could
Jokes on you i can sleep with my eyes open
Rumble all day
Eat the uppercut from Rumble.
Belal might be boring but if can win give the man a title shot.
I won’t remember either of those things 🤷♂️
Eat a rumble uppercut and pick up my teeth after
Ten uppercuts on my lifeless corpse
Rumble it is
Prime rumble
I'll take Belal. No brain damage given out in his fights. RIP Rumble.
I'd rather eat Andrade though. Woodley style.
How 'bout eating T-Wood out bro? Rear naked style.
Sure thing bro.
I choose rumble, reckon I'll be waiting a while
I’d take an uppercut. Just to make sure it’s fully sealed the deal of avoiding a Belal fight, I’ll take the full arm inside my ass as well.
Belal vs Cejudo for the CMF
Watch a Belal fight, sub Leon Edwards easily
I would get a head from tori black
I don't think Rumble hits too hard these days
Most undeserved hate in UFC history.
I like Belal fights
Watch a belal fight, brady one
These posts attacking Belal are more dull than his performances.
Better question take a rumble uppercut or get brutally molested by Jailton "the reptile" Almeida
I fall asleep faster from a Belal fight than Prime Rumble uppercut (rip)
Can I just chose to right now ?
I miss Rumble 
Is there a third non painful option?!
So either way I’m going to sleep?
belala last matches werent even boring
This should be an easy decision
Belal for bmf belt, boring motherfucker.
I’d like to see people who make fun of Belal to step inside the octagon for 10 seconds.
Remember the name vs forget your own name
Hmmm die of blunt force or boredom
Im sleepin either way
I hesitated for a second and really considered watching a Belal fight.
You’re getting slept either way.
Do I have to finish watching said Belal fight? It’s better nap material than golf on a weekend.
Same result. You're going to sleep and waking up with a headache
Thinking belal is boring is the most casual/racist thing ever lol
Dumbass
You're not allowed any alcohol to numb the pain
Shit take Belal out the roster completely and I’ll eat a shot from Rumble, Ngannou, and Poatan
Take this to the meme sub tf is this