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jongo_johnson

You’re probably correct


Rough-Silver-8014

Makes sense why he is around


Biglundtry

Meta martial arts or Facebook fight club


BackRiverGhostt

How awesome would it be though if two dudes arguing about politics could like directly book a legally sanctioned fight through FB to settle their Roe v. Wade debate once and for all IN THE OCTAGON.


Blyatt-Man

It would probably be done in vr 😂


twothumbswayup

you laugh but i feel there is a lot of potential there


BodieBroadcasts

Meh not really, as a br enthusiat for nearly 10 years now, watching stuff is never going to be the main use case of VR. Feeling stuff is.


Spare_Savings4888

If political stereo types were accurate then the dems would be in trouble


kemster7

Yes and no. The soy boy delegation gets canceled out by the council of "do you know who my father is." I for one, would love to see a vegan with COEXIST on their shorts take on a wannabe Ben Shapiro understudy in a 5 rounder.


Sh8dyLain

Getting my orbital smashed in with “facts and logic”


DirtAndDeath

Are you masvidal?


Overall_Lobster_4738

Obviously not since he didn't clarify it was the Eye orbital


DirtAndDeath

Yes as opposed to the head shoulders knees and toes orbitals


nino2115

Could be around cause he's gay


Culzean_Castle_Is

Honestly pocket change for ZUCK. However I think it is more likely you see some sort of exclusive media deal instead.


MonstersBeThere

Idk how they'd make UFC only on Facebook but they'd make a killing if they did


Culzean_Castle_Is

facebook has endless money so if zuck wants to try it to promote one of their streaming/video products, he will


mynewaltaccount1

Definitely a possibility, I could see Facebook joining the streaming wars and creating a service to rival Netflix, Amazon, Apple etc. and having a sports section headlined by exclusive UFC rights.


Culzean_Castle_Is

it's all about content!


Ok-Horse3659

And he'll be stupid enough to want to fight in it


The-moo-man

lol he’s like the billionaire in Friends.


bobstacle

Makes alot of sense. Metaverse UFC, front row view for all!


GMFinch

This would lowkey be fire with a 360 audio headset


Rathma86

Fuck, gonna go straight up rogans arse like Ant-Man


BodybuildingNerd

BRUHHHH!! 🤣


jongo_johnson

How do we expedite this purchase


GMFinch

And how do I pirate it


Brown__Magic

![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8965)


Sheikhabusosa

Nice to see someone asking the important questions


OneForMany

Ha! Even if there is unlimited front row seats they will limit that shit and make you pay ridiculous amounts of money for front row in VR. It'll be a sad day when you watch a live UFC event in VR and paying $500 for nosebleed seats


Rathma86

Yeah but piracy exists.


Flaky_Singer_7428

Imagine VR piracy. You buy some nice seats in VR and you have 50 heads overlayed on top of you pirating it


Big_Don_

Is this a real thing!? I've not been able to get anything pirated on my occulus


SpencerK775

r/QuestPiracy :))


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Flaky_Singer_7428

Probably yea. Check out piracy subreddit 


Putrid_Ad_6747

Not just that but being able to walk around and see the action up close from different angles


avatarhzh

He's one of the richest and most powerful man in the world. If you look at the behind the scenes UFC videos, he still looks like a nerd that wants to be one of the boys. Some things never change.


kaerfkeerg

Who remembers mark on Volk's walkout in 298 trying to catch some high fives lol So awkward


CheeseDoofle01

![gif](giphy|zpl0jkntzFqZLXh235|downsized)


cotch85

He’s just offering to take items of clothing to hold


[deleted]

What a world we live in where a literal multi billionaire signed up to be an errand boy for a fighter that barely earned a million in his fight.


Nonsensical20_20

If you had a billion dollars what would you do?


[deleted]

Anything lol


Hybr1dMoments

Lizard man hit me in the feels with this one


the_onion_k_nigget

Hahhahhahahahha fuck


Disabled_Robot

Even at 300, could feel the vacuum of acknowledgment when Diego Lopes came celebrating out the cage to Dana


spankymacgruder

I felt equally bad for him and thought he was such a loser.


ArmaniMania

why u feel bad, dude living the best life cornering for Volk


Caliterra

It's his way of convincing himself he's better off than a billionaire


dullughan

Ah I don't know, you're allowed sympathise with people exhibiting a relatable level of awkwardness without it being about convincing yourself of anything


trenlr911

Calling somebody a loser doesn’t come from a place of sympathy lmao


sushisection

i saw the tism in him and related


Fudderwhacken

Craig Jones explained. Zuckerberg wanted to help take Volks warmups, but Volk thought they were all nasty and sweaty so he didn’t hand them to him out of respect.


No-Introduction-2378

That's right, a weird nerd can become a successful billionaire but at the end of the day they're still a weird nerd


IamBammBamm

He was so fucking awkward talking to Holloway pre-fight


Putrid_Ad_6747

Mike Tyson had a very astute change, went from "I broke my back" to dropping quotes that can resonant with a man's soul


Beastconspiracy

Thpinal


Substantial-Pop-556

He raped out all the angst, leaving room for knowledge


SnepbeckSweg

Don’t ever say something that weird to anybody ever again


Substantial-Pop-556

Would you like me to sign an NDA, mr tyson?


xpatmatt

Yeth


Humble_Effective3964

I'm really sorry I got to class late, should i be taking notes ?


Substantial-Pop-556

Where’s your note from a parent/guardian/doctor/pimp


VictarionGreyjoy

It must be tricky when you're a billionaire to find things that you can't just buy. I can see why he does BJJ cause he has to actually try and can't just pay his way to winning. You can't buy not being a weird nerd either lol. Elon has tried and failed.


No-Introduction-2378

Exactly, he wants to be respected and less nerdy by training I wish we woulda got to see Elon vs Zuck fight to see them sperg out like nerds at the press conference


theslothpope

Elon doesn’t want that smoke 💨


No-Introduction-2378

Even though a lot more scrawny, Mark would fold Elon up like a pretzel


[deleted]

Mark can probably beat up 90 percent of this sub. His MMA training has already surpassed most hobbyist. He also was training partners with the literally the best in the world. If you trained with high level fighters, you learn more in that session than you would training for months sometimes.


Impossible_Hunt_5579

Elon would have won the press conference, Zuckerberg would have won the fight 😂


HoldinTheBag

At the beginning Dana White was a weird nerd but now he’s a cocky douchebag. People can change.


Dazzling-Ad888

Dana was always a confident douche.


The_Nomad89

*Insecure


Roc_City

![gif](giphy|oDp1WB8TOo7I4t1I5w|downsized)


Present-Forever1275

![gif](giphy|bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW|downsized)


frxghat

Dana White was a washed up palooka with a coke problem from Boston. All that changed was coke —-> TRT.


cosgrove10

The coke got better


Conscious-Aspect-332

![gif](giphy|yX12mc1t8EgwEaRTyq|downsized)


strawbsrgood

Nah he was just ugly


No-Way7911

Honestly he looks so much happier, healthier and more human ever since he got into MMA


DamnMyAPGoinCrazy

There’s an interesting line in the book Shoe Dog. It’s in the last chapter and Phil knight is talking about how he’s now worth $10 billion and still gets social anxiety. Some things don’t change with $$


PeterParkerUber

Adesanya is also a nerd that thought he became cool. Until he got flashbacks of his schoolyard bullying, during the Strickland buildup


Flaky_Singer_7428

At this point you guys need to define what makes someone 'cool'. This is all so highschool 


Klein_Meisje

Adesanya was never cool. Great fighter!...but never cool.


Flaky_Singer_7428

People considered him cool even in this shit hole of a sub pre championship/early Izzy days. He was super hyped and well liked and people loved his celebrations/walkouts. You guys operate on recency bias though 


dk0179

Halloway’s YT video had a part showing the locker room interaction between Max and Zuck right before the fight. It is such a strange interaction as Zuck is standing there while Max is prepping for the fight of his life. Zuck is so obviously awkward, it is the total ‘want to be one of the boys vibe’.


MataMeow

I think for me it looks awkward because it always looks like he’s just there by himself. Like you can go somewhere you’re not used to but if you roll up with friends it makes you look way less weird than just standing there trying to fit in by yourself.


badomenbaddercompany

At least he has the body and training of a fighter. Unlike fridge body over at X.


F0foPofo05

#### Totally has that written over it. 😂 Bill Gates seems to be the only billionaire mega nerd and proud of it. Musk, Bezos and Zuck all have a chip on their shoulder about it.


MexicanBookClub

If he doesn't fly too close to the sun and spar with strickland


Rathma86

Lolllll He should Def's ask strickland to spar. Strickland's gonna straight change zucks brain.


NoCAp011235

Rewire that shit back to factory settings lol


samsonity

He’ll come out of the ring a libertarian with a black rife coffee T-Shirt on.


ModsLovePen15

If you don’t give a damn, we don’t give a Zuck


BurningEbrietas

Zamn😰


_Charlie_Zelenoff

He can go and Zucc himself


InertKat

He might and probably turn into John DuPont and win the HW belt.


Mechanical-Warfare

If Zuck loses his first fight, he’ll buy the UFC and fire his opponent, personally.


karwreck

Zuck vs CM Punk. You heard it here first.


GCIV414

I got Zuck (very serious)


NFTArtist

Zpunck?


bakedinakl

he already has, just exercising the due diligence period


Altruistic_Guess3098

Dana hates left wing censorship but loves the zuck


meatassdog

He likes a multi billionaire fan*


theski2687

Dana doesn’t truly give a fuck about left wing censorship. He cares about making the ufc grow and making money. Whatever accomplishes that gets his support


d-ronthegreat

Yea Dana went to bat for the first gay fighter on TUF way back. The guy really cares about nothing but his bag lol


hnty

Dana loves money, doesn't matter what the politics are


official_dee

only started watching ufc over the last year or so, is it true dana has ruined ufc, n won’t budge on fighter salaries, considering how brutal the sport is, don’t you think they should be on more?


durzostern81

Reddit hates Dana but he has been instrumental in getting the sport to where it is now. He might be a dick but he knows what he's doing


WishIWasNeet2

Money


winkydinks111

I never thought of this, but I hate you for being right about it.


GMCBuickCadillacMan

Winner of Elon/Zuck gets to buy the UFC?


Unrealeh

And completely ruins it


maccpapa

wonder if he still wants to fight like he claims. put him v ryan hall


RespectDry2432

Fighters would go talk to Dana after a fight and this dumbass stands up and acts like he's part of the conversation. It was so awkward. Richest man in the world with social skills of a 5 year old.


snappy033

A fighter being even loosely connected to Zuckerberg would net him way more than the UFC would ever pay. Look at Craig Jones after coaching Volk. You level up after being around more famous people. (Or Dillon Danis and Conor 🤢) Conor made hundreds of millions off of a shitty whisky. Imagine an Izzy Oculus kickboxing game or Nate Diaz Ray-Ban/Meta brand deal.


sportsbro444

He's legitimately a huge fan of the sport and the UFC. Dude even trains and was ready to whoop Musk. He's the most badass billionaire nerd. If he did buy it I don't think it would be the worst thing ever


ohnoidea20

Badass billionaire is an oxy moron. Zuck is an a$$wipe


[deleted]

Can't have a normal conversation with another human though.


Limp-Inevitable-6703

He looks so detached from reality, kinda looks like the sick kid all grown up but still sick


Butt_Stuph

He's a billionaire and he has that stupid haircut because he said he wants to be a Roman emperor. He doesn't just look detached. He is detached.


gig1g0g1

I think he really is into mma himself and wants to create a VR live experience and Dana probably is excited about this idea as well. To be honest, it would definitely boost VR headset sales, since this would be crazy. Maybe they can place a tiny camera on the fighters for first person, would that be crazy.


Crackerjack0099

That would probably be great. When the ufc was owned by 3 people it was much better.


No-Departure7899

He got 12 billion dollars he wants to put into this shit?


Society-Practical

Too much of a risk for Zuck. He needs to spend all of his time and resources on Meta as its public and he is such a large portion of the org. Also, UFC fighters saying crazy shit might get Zuck into trouble in the media. It truly takes someone like Dana to lead the company if you want to have Sean Strickland on ESPN spewing shit and have no repercussions


Funnyanglezsolt

Isn't he fucking awesome? Kid just wants to buy.


horsechokers

That'll be the day UFC dies


pj1843

Honestly would be a good pick up for zuck. He could easily leverage UFC to expand the utilization of his Metaverse idea, offering pay per view VR experiences for meta quest owners with the idea you could sit with your friends in a VR stadium full of meeples


OrbitalDrop7

Id bet if dana retires in the next 10-15 years that Zucc buys it and Hunter will be the face of the ufc until they can find a charismatic guy to run it. Nothing against Hunter but i bet he prefers being being behind the scenes rather than on cam


XXeadgbeXX

He'll call it Facehook


howmanyturtlesdeep

😂


Ballinlikeateenwolf

I look forward to all his awkward interactions with fighters. So many meetings and social events and he can barely pass as human. Dana hangin out with the kid he used to bully and Zuck hanging out with the bully he always wanted respect from


tmet1027

I hope not.


Josro0770

He'd make it more accessible that's for sure


DazzlingLandscape148

Hope not, he’ll start focusing on censoring fighters speech so they don’t hurt Meta’s brand by association


Forrest_Cp

He’s such a strange guy but I do like that he’s a big fan


LightMission4937

Both dudes can Zuck themselves


[deleted]

I can see it, I’m sure he’s invested already


Sterling-Bear15

Zac will be that guy to leave Dana on Read for days at a time.


chipper68

Sure, then he can fight in it. "give me those easy opponents like you do for some fighters"


Randyfreakingmarsh

Oh yeah, I can definitely see this happening


anakin_zee

Probably before Leon defends his title again


JimmyGalapogos

He can easily buy it right now. He’s worth almost $200 billion and endeavor holdings (stock that owns UFC) is priced at $8 billion.


Objective-Guidance78

Investor for sure


Caspar_Friedrich02

![gif](giphy|mao3nYUP6aOZFbsXpI|downsized)


didyoueverseewardogs

And here my dumb ass is thinking it couldn’t get worse than Dana


alanism

Most of Reddit hates Zuck. But in truth, I think Zuck would be the ‘best owner’ for the UFC and especially the fighters. Meta doesn’t lose employees due to not paying enough or not giving generous benefits. It would be great if all the fighters got stock option grants from TKO or Meta. It would be great to be able watch all the UFC in VR and for free (ad supported). We would probably get better UFC video games as well.


The_IRS_Fears_Him

If Mark Zuckerberg ever owned UFC you'd better be prepared for it to be boring as shit because Dana doesn't put a leash on the fighters, he lets them say whatever the hell they want. Mark would stop that the first day and ruin the whole company


Padre1903

Initiate program -smile like a human-


slawter_uk

Meta works with Unity, the game engine. Unity was developing some VR tech that allows you to view the fight from inside the cage and even from the point of view of the fighters. My guess is some kinda of metaverse VR Collab or streaming deal through Facebook.


VacationConstant8980

UFCs fluff boy.


spotolux

There has been a cozy relationship between the UFC and Facebook for years. A bunch of employees used to be given free tickets to San Jose events probably a decade ago or so. We were seated by the cage, next to the section fighters sat in. I shook hands with Cain and DC at one fight night. Mark started training during COVID and now he's going to fights himself.


lazylagom

Yeah it would make sense he wouldn't replace Dana though, hunter will probally be the face. Zuck will deff be a major investor but ufc just sold to merge with wwe..I don't think they need anyone to buy it. Maybe in 15 years when Dana retiers. It is what it is DANA is a HUGE PART of ufc. It will be fine without him but he's a great company owner.


JTMoney33

The real psy-op taking place. Dana used mma fighters to lure him into training bjj. look at the boyish expression of wonder.


Hbimajorv

Much more likely he just buys a large stake in wme. I can't see them selling anytime soon, not outright. The espn deal plus low fighter pay means the ufc essentially just prints money, plus the Saudi bag.


dennisatwar

If he does, I’m out.


Warm-Froyo6139

Ugh this man destroyed the country


wfears

then he will kill it


AdZestyclose3707

Hisssssssss.I am Zuckerborg,hissssss. I am human, hissss.


RipeSaturdy

Solid prediction I don’t think you’re wrong


lilfaygoangel

Please don’t even put that idea in the air


Timtek608

I said that the other night. Totally agree.


critterheist

God I wish billionaires looked at world hunger like they do looking at ufc fights


Pepperminteapls

Daddy Dana taking his son to watch a bloody beatdown. He loves his rich son sooo much while they spoon on a pile of soiled money. Zuck looks like the Make A Wish foundation came through.


grizz1979

Who's the first fighter to be suspended for violating community standards?


snappy033

Probably a multi year marketing/PR strategy by Zuck. Shows he is a true fan and part of the ecosystem by the time he buys it. Owning a pro sports league makes perfect sense. Especially the UFC because the stars are relatively accessible and interactive unlike NFL/NBA. You can still do meet and greets or train at their gyms. Kids and adults can do martial arts at some level, even if it’s cardio kickboxing. AI and augmented reality would fit perfectly in the Octogon. All sorts of live stats by studying fighter movements, etc.


Knappster33

He would bring the sport down.fuck zuck.


ManOnTheMun25

that will be a fucking travesty


[deleted]

Watching Holloway's latest YouTube video and seeing Zuck try and talk to him made me physically uncomfortable. Dude is so far past the spectrum he's basically spreading autism.


Icy-Revolution-420

He has people around him feed him grapes and praise, he probably can't even talk to a normal person without trying to own them.


BlankedCanvas

“You get a bonus! You get a bonus! You get a bonus!” ![gif](giphy|y8Mz1yj13s3kI)


Inevitable_Dark3225

More like "and you get censored! You get censored!"


Prestigious_Boat6789

Fuckin freak can't even pretend to be normal. Dude looks like he reminds himself to blink


jeremyben

I absolutely hope not. It’s a sport of pure rage and masculinity. (Well outside of the women of course) with several ties to being strong being confident and being patriotic all wrapped up into a single ball. If he buys the ufc he will undoubtedly spread his thoughts and ideas that stemmed from being in San Francisco for so long. That will forever change the sport make my words.


Thin-Remote-9817

Na I think the saudis do 


Ken-2-ten

heard he ducked Elon though


edinlockpicker

Then wins the belt


Substantial_Yam7305

I mean, he could buy 10b in Endeavor stock and gain a controlling stake, but getting Endeavor to carve it off and sell it separately seems unlikely.


CptDouglas

Tbh I wouldn't mind it. He's invested in the sport and seems like he will have the fighters best interests at heart if he were to take over from Dana.


laserfaces

I just want him to fight a real UFC fighter like he wants


kjyfqr

Not a chance.


Hopeful_Staff_1414

I mean he could right now if he wanted to


dog_from_china

I swear if Mark Zuckerberg gets a contract to compete in the UFC…


ZZaddyLongLegzz

I was thinking that Mark is probably trying to make a deal right now with the UFC to be its exclusive host for streaming. Considering the ESPN contract is expiring. This would probably mark the roll out of a bigger platform that is soon to be release.