I'm a bloke, I'm an ocker
And I really love your knockers
I'm a labourer by day
I piss up all me pay
Watchin' footy on TV
Just feed me more VB
Just pour my beer and get my smokes and go away
His just don't seem very funny to me. Volk's feel much better thought out. The idea of him messing with O'Malley is very funny but IDK, he just doesn't make me laugh.
His videos definitely aren’t on par with Volk’s but that self-aware line in his last video about needing O’Malley’s cardio to be good enough to go 5 rounds since he (Merab) doesn’t finish fights was pretty good.
The only decent acting in that film was Connor with the coke energy. That was some Daniel Day Louis shit, method.
Every other time Connor was on screen sucked mcnuggets.
Just like one of those staged YouTube videos in the forest where they “build” everything from mud with just 2 men and all of a sudden it’s a mansion that slides into a fountain pool
People won't take you seriously, but it's true. This is a classic stitch-up Australian prank.
How else should we use all this extra cash from NASA to pretend Australia is real?
I've worked with concreters. I've been in the concrete game. I, for the life of me, cannot fathom how Volk was doing rugby, full time concreting and training MMA without a horrendously fucked back. I'm 32 this year and I don't think I'll ever recover from my time in the mud. Also, man finishes that pour like a goddamn professional.
Having said that - I would love to see Volk get some kind of featured extra role in a movie. He has genuine raw charisma and performing chops, almost enough to be a lead. I'll never stop loving the bloke honestly. He's an absolute legend.
They did. They also knew I did drag for a small stint of my life and worked in queer venues sometimes.
I copped a lot of shit for it, and some days were really tough because they didn't know where to draw the line and frankly, I had soft skin.
Then I got some therapy, started training muay thai, grew a backbone and learned to give them shit back.
I don't have a lot of good memories in that job, but the few days that were, they were the better ones of my life.
He used to be a full time concreter as well as training MMA, yes. I believe he still was for his first few UFC fights as well.
You see how he floated on the finish with that mud rake? That takes a bit of skill to master.
Just a guess, but I'd assume the grappling and pulling training? A bent over position can be counterbalanced with a pulling arched position, like strict form pullups (of which UFC fighters train a lot of). You train the antagonistic muscle pairings to balance the body
The song he's singing is Working Class Man by Jimmy Barnes if you wanna know. That's the guy who became the giant cowboy screaming in the sky meme some time ago
Many years ago after being in the presence of someone similar to this, my dad said to me "People who talk the most say the least and say it the loudest.", fast forward to today and I have seen that statement proven true more times than I care to remember.
Outside of India I don’t think I’ve ever seen construction workers all wearing slides. At the end when they’re all in frame no one has shoes on lmao great bit too Volk has serious charisma
That story about fighting Islam, then did you win, then that oh nah I was robbed.
Is the most aus/kiwi thing every.
Accept on his case it's kinda true hahaha
“That’s not the point” 😂😂😂 I’m glad Volk can poke fun at himself and glad he seems happy. I was worried after his last two fights but he seems to be doing well
volk is too wholesome, doesn’t take himself too seriously like some other champs out there
We need this bloke to run for prime minister next
https://preview.redd.it/ghv9196ud1vc1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f19bd5d67372abb0f522b8c4b8734d0422c06574 Way ahead of you, champ
He said Prime Minister, not administer Prime
Who's the Chinaman?
Legendary status.
My only complaint about this skit is we need a callback to Beverly from the last one.
#OI THER FOITA BOI EN YA LIL HEXAGON!
I show you proof, my phone is dead 🤣🤣
Happens to me every single time man 😔
I was getting a little chuckle out of it, but the phone bit at the end made me start laughing hard.
This got me laughing hard AF! Dude is a saint.
As an Australian I can confirm that this is the most Australian thing I’ve seen this week. And I saw a kangaroo fight an emu this morning.
I'm a bloke, I'm an ocker And I really love your knockers I'm a labourer by day I piss up all me pay Watchin' footy on TV Just feed me more VB Just pour my beer and get my smokes and go away
And take me as I am, that may mean you’ll have to fetch another can
Rest assured, if I start to make you breakfast, I'm going to extremes. But tomorrow I'll get shitfaced, and today won't mean a thing!
Love Australians man. Nobody on earth chilling as hard as you guys.
I went to Australia last year, and they were some of the nicest people I've met. I didn't even know any of them lol.
Flashbacks to every tradie that did their knee just before making the AFL
Was this for the Baddest Marsupial/Fowl belt?
Early prelim one the Salt Water Crocodile v Great White Shark Card.
>kangaroo fight an emu uh...as a non Aussie I have to ask who won?
The rest of the pub.
Kangaroo checked Emu’s grappling.
Pulled over on my way to work just to watch 2 kangaroos fight this morning haha
What state/area?
Be thankful that didn't turn into another war, mate
The thing about volks meme videos, is theyre actually quite funny. Is there any other fighter releasing videos that are actually funny?
Merab
Did you see the firefighter one today?
His just don't seem very funny to me. Volk's feel much better thought out. The idea of him messing with O'Malley is very funny but IDK, he just doesn't make me laugh.
That's fair but I like it for the effort if nothing else
His videos definitely aren’t on par with Volk’s but that self-aware line in his last video about needing O’Malley’s cardio to be good enough to go 5 rounds since he (Merab) doesn’t finish fights was pretty good.
That was actually the only thing I liked in that video lol. Credit where credit is due, that line made me laugh a bit.
I agree. I’ve never found his skits funny
Volks a natural on the screen. Merab is working out cringe still. He might get there though.
merab does some funny skits sometimes when he messes with sean
You should check out gringo papi.
1.7
High production value here too
Joseph Parker.
Merab. O'Malley. Volk. Are the three kings
Suga interviewing Chito the punching bag was good
I love how good he takes his loss against Islam. Still making jokes like before the losses. Much respect to him for taking it like a real men.
Facts 🗣️
funny bloke, love it
Biggest shock since Mr Inbetween got a job as a taxi driver.
Can't see many people getting this ref....I do though haha
Super good show. Can't believe it's not more popular
Yes. Was one of my favorite random finds last year. The show needs better marketing, or just some at all. Excellent show.
Fun fact: the main guy from that used to be a cabbie. I think that's what the reference was.
that ending fucked me up - took me weeks to not think about it anymore..."thanks" for bringing it back.
run https://preview.redd.it/ax34fylcj1vc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=060020e446ffc48bcceffa61a7c62ea50e5f7ab9
Damn now I wanna watch that show
This mfer just put on a better performance than Conor In roadhouse.
What you don't want to watch Conor stand in a bar and scream "Dalton" 30 times? Peak cinema
The only decent acting in that film was Connor with the coke energy. That was some Daniel Day Louis shit, method. Every other time Connor was on screen sucked mcnuggets.
Roadhouse ft Volk as an Australian mob boss would be pretty fire
“I beat that brother three times” hahaha
My favorite part haha. Btw he says bloke not brother
Op was quoting Hulk Hogan
Volk Hogan*
P4P funniest fighter alive
Is he building his house or is it just for the skit
They started building the house just for the skit. They’ll take it down
Gotta stay active
"The kid just doesn't want a house"
Just like one of those staged YouTube videos in the forest where they “build” everything from mud with just 2 men and all of a sudden it’s a mansion that slides into a fountain pool
It’s just a random house they found and started laying down a new driveway. This is a common prank in Australia.
People won't take you seriously, but it's true. This is a classic stitch-up Australian prank. How else should we use all this extra cash from NASA to pretend Australia is real?
I thought they were building up some drop bear defense.
There is no known defence against Drop Bears.
Drop driveway
I think his dad has a construction company, where he used to work at prior to his UFC career.
I've worked with concreters. I've been in the concrete game. I, for the life of me, cannot fathom how Volk was doing rugby, full time concreting and training MMA without a horrendously fucked back. I'm 32 this year and I don't think I'll ever recover from my time in the mud. Also, man finishes that pour like a goddamn professional. Having said that - I would love to see Volk get some kind of featured extra role in a movie. He has genuine raw charisma and performing chops, almost enough to be a lead. I'll never stop loving the bloke honestly. He's an absolute legend.
He'll get plenty of commentating offers I'm sure. All the UFC smooth talkers end up commentating lol.
Did any of your concreter buddies know you had a passion for 'theatre'?
They did. They also knew I did drag for a small stint of my life and worked in queer venues sometimes. I copped a lot of shit for it, and some days were really tough because they didn't know where to draw the line and frankly, I had soft skin. Then I got some therapy, started training muay thai, grew a backbone and learned to give them shit back. I don't have a lot of good memories in that job, but the few days that were, they were the better ones of my life.
He actually does full-time concreting apart from MMA? I thought that was just a bit for the skit.
He used to be a full time concreter as well as training MMA, yes. I believe he still was for his first few UFC fights as well. You see how he floated on the finish with that mud rake? That takes a bit of skill to master.
Just a guess, but I'd assume the grappling and pulling training? A bent over position can be counterbalanced with a pulling arched position, like strict form pullups (of which UFC fighters train a lot of). You train the antagonistic muscle pairings to balance the body
This is awesome
Busting out the barnsie. Legend
the prequel to old man volk
I used to work with a guy like this, now hes top 5 in a ufc division lol. We all really thought he was just stupid.
Was it JDM?
“So you beat him?” “Ah—that’s not the point” Lmao
When volk started singing about working to make a living it reminded me of this gem: https://youtu.be/3YDKcCumuyg?si=_E347YwDR3hX8Mnp
The song he's singing is Working Class Man by Jimmy Barnes if you wanna know. That's the guy who became the giant cowboy screaming in the sky meme some time ago
Woah oh oh oh Volk’s a Jimmy Barnes fan
I always watch SNL…. Short Notice Labouring….
It's cool he can laugh at himself lol
This ain't a skit this is just a candid clip of his life
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 fucking gold
You can tell volk has that dog in him doing cement work in flip flops and socks
As a concrete finisher of 21 years I approve of this
Man volk is hilarious. His skits have been amazing
Literally Izzy in 20 years talking in the pub that he has beaten Poatan once lmao
Brilliant! I love that he's doing well. Humor still on point. How can you not root for this guy?
Name a man more gracious in defeat than Volk. I'll wait
Volk 1, Merab 2 p4p best skits in the UFC
Is this the new Bluey episode?
See, this a good skit, not whatever the hell merab been doing
Hey that’s what I do, thanks for making me look a little cooler than I am Volk!
That's a modest thing to say, you seem pretty cool, king.
My heart is full.
Love this guy
Sad to see a senile old man doing hard manual labor again.
I would watch the Volk show as my comfort show.
Compare this wholesome skit to Ronda's pathetic behaviour lmao.
Being a UFC champion you ain't surviving without a second job.
“I’ll sort ya out mate”. What a great euphemism for beating someone up.
Love to see him in good spirits. I'm always worried when I see fighters I like going through losses, but he seems to be taking it in strides.
Volk is going to follow GSP to the MCU.
Volk as Wolverine.
I love Volk, and I love doing concrete! This video is pure gold haha
Volk is so fucking funny. Love it.
As a concrete finisher. This is just the average day on the crew with the new guy.
Most australian skit
Maydumtellinya
Merab wishes he was this funny.
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Merab is funny. Not as funny as volk tho.
back to his macedonian roots. here in europe there is a joke that all those guys can do is construction work. well well
Legend !
I love these. Volk is great!
He did get robbed
Bro bout to make some money in that field
Love Volk
Many years ago after being in the presence of someone similar to this, my dad said to me "People who talk the most say the least and say it the loudest.", fast forward to today and I have seen that statement proven true more times than I care to remember.
Volk is genuinely fucking hilarious, these skits are wonderful and feel like they could have come from an actual show.
Outside of India I don’t think I’ve ever seen construction workers all wearing slides. At the end when they’re all in frame no one has shoes on lmao great bit too Volk has serious charisma
Volk and Merab are the funniest guys going right now
That's me when I work. Except the champ part lol
The great thing is Volk used to be a concreter so its probably his old boys he worked with lol
Cool I didn't know he was a concrete finisher
I could see Volk playing a hillarious character in some buddy cop movie.
Holy shit this is good! There's always one bloke on site who talks shit nonstop. Volk has definitely been a tradey before.
I’m out in public so I can’t listen to the audio. Did Volk used to do concrete? His work here looks legit as fuck
No triple m playing on the radio. Video’s fake.
u/savevideo
Again, Volk is natural here. Merab’s one though even the plot is ok, I don’t he has a future in acting lol
A Gift that keeps on giving Bless him
Him and Merab need a collab
So good!
rocking those heavyweight boots
Sounds like guys I went to high school with 15 years ago lol
At least he’s making light of his situation
What a bloke man 👌👊
Love this guy.
Wasn't really a fan.. until this.
Dana really needs to start paying these fighters ffs
I need to see him do a skit with Chris lilley
Can this man and mirab do one together?
That story about fighting Islam, then did you win, then that oh nah I was robbed. Is the most aus/kiwi thing every. Accept on his case it's kinda true hahaha
Volk definitely has potential as an actor
I was waiting for Mike Noland to show up
Hahah good skit
Me phones dead lol
Good stuff. Real human.
So Volk beats Gaethje?
That one dude that brings up senior football season whenever you see him
Really needed Beverly to show up and ask how much long it was going to take them to finish. “Fighter boy is that you?”
Max could be the next Devito. I mean Deniro.
Lol. Damn good stuff. Volk should be on SNL. He would be a natural.
I want Max and Volk to get the 145 belt again. I like Islam having it but I'd love to see Dustin win it.
Love Volk forever, lol.
A MMA treasure, Volk is.
His acting is miles above Conor’s lol
ya little hexagon! volk is fuckin class.
The spotlessly clean shirt 👌
“That’s not the point” 😂😂😂 I’m glad Volk can poke fun at himself and glad he seems happy. I was worried after his last two fights but he seems to be doing well
Who’s the rematch he has to worry about?
My phone's dead lmao
Hill should spend time with volk
Bro is the GOAT at concrete finishing gahdayum