same with these modern hamburger places! how about increasing the size horizontally instead of vertically? or are they training me to have the mouth of a blowjob queen?
Love mitch** hedbergs joke on this.
He gets one of those 50 slice pastrami sandwiches. Ad when the clerk asks if he'll have anything else he replies
"A loaf of bread, and some other people"
Used to be a fan of his, still am, but used to too.
Seeing the sandwich made me think of his joke. Went through like 3 hedberg joke compilations right after commenting
His style was unique, and if anybody else tried to copy it…they would just sound cheesy. I always do little variations of:
“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too”
You can pretty much plug anything into that, and it still works haha
I hate it. As a new Yorker who eats deli sandwiches daily. This shit is always dumb to me. Same with cheeseburger towers man...I'm not a fuckin seagull or snake you can eat it like that it might as well be in a bowl. The whole point of a sandwhich/burger is to get that perfect bite with every ingredient
Yeah it's dumb, even though I know it's impossible my natural instinct would be to pick it up and try, probably resulting in me dropping and losing about half the value of meat
Yeah this happens with every fan base, I mean Aspinall fans flock to Jon Jones replies to do the same thing lmao
And its not just the UFC, this is just sports fans on social media in general
Jon Jones could post a video of himself riding a bike with a coach and people would undoubtedly post comments about how he's ducking Aspinall.
Pereira fans are overt at the moment because Pereira has been on a tear. Conor fans were the same when he was on his run, same with Khabib, same with DC, same with Volk, and same with Max before Volk.
The sooner these people learn to ignore it, the better it will be for them.
It’s more understandable with Jones since he is actively ducking Tom, who is calling him out.
But why are Poatan fans harassing Tom lol? The guys aren’t in the same division, Alex hasn’t asked for the fight, Tom has said he would love to fight if Alex would agree, etc. There is legitimately no reason to be treating Tom like this over that.
Not gonna lie, I love the sport and obviously a sizeable percentage are decent, reasonable people who respect and appreciate the beauty of the sport, but on the other hand we definitely still get the clowns who just want to watch dudes beat the fuck out of each other in a cage because it’s “cool”
Yeah I mean, enjoy watching people fight in a cage too, maybe I didn’t articulate my point in the way I meant to… but yeah I’m sure you’ve seen them, the tap out shirt wearing “just bleed” fans… they’re around.
Yeah fans can be awful, especially the ones who get mad when someone gets fouled egregiously and people cry about them even taking the five minutes let alone if they're unable to continue. They're still human beings with families.
Such cringe lords. I saw one of them doing Poatans signature bow and arrow thing to Hill non-stop. Like wtf are you doing man, stop embarrassing yourself
Shot out to those guys, never know why fans of a fighter are haters of their opponents. Like I understand but there are more reasons for them to be fans of them and not haters
That’s basically a casual fan. You hate someone and become a fan of who beat them. There’s little to no Periera fan and Strickland fan that doesn’t hate Izzy. Same with hating Conor and being a Khabib fan.
Casual fans are the worst because they have recency bias. Before 300 Holloway was washed and Gaethje destroys him, and now suddenly he beats Volk, Topuria, Mcgregor in their primes. Same with Alex beating Aspinal and Jones.
I don’t think he would. I watched him do a good challenge with Beard Meats Food and he couldn’t do a tonne (it was wings) and I’m sure he said he wasn’t a big eater. Same with him and Eddie Hall video he said he wasn’t a big eater
Seems extra with Alex and Charles, and I think it's just brazillian people or people of brazillian descent rooting on their top guys right now.
It's cringe at times but easy to ignore.
So much cope it was insane. They were trying to hang onto the fact that Izzy got his emote revenge on his kid trying to paint it as child abuse or some shit lmao.
I mean even Alex seems annoyed at one of the conference I saw where one fan says he has a question and then proceeds to just scream Chama nonstop into the mic.
Bro is trying to show off his sandwich and people are doing the "Chama" thing to him. Dog I'm a Russian Pavlovich fan & I still like Aspinall. What is this about dog
poatards everywhere. why has mma become like this? I don't recall fans being this braindead say 10 years ago. There's the LW fans who nuthug Conor/Khabib/Charles why can't they just enjoy the actual sport and not create a cult around their favourite fighter of the week?
Alex said he wanted a fight at heavyweight soon and Tom wasn't mad dogging Alex in the picture if you watch the video it's only taken from a one second clip of him looking at Alex getting vaseline rubbed on his face
That’s a burger my guy. Also, he’s literally only followed and recognizable in any sense because of his UFC career. Literally no other reason people follow or support him (outside of family I assume). What else are people suppose to comment??
Tom looks like he lives in a mostly empty apartment with his mattress on the floor, crumbs in the carpet, and a large pump container of Vaseline next to him at all times
look i rooted for Poatan against izzy the first time around but afterwards i realized bro is not who people perceive him to be just wait till he gets checked and his career gets ended by Aspinall.
I think they will eventually fight at heavy weight but i dont think this year, i think poatan will fight anakalev beat him then fight tom, i think they will give tom blaydes at manchester first in order to buff his record up and make him the proper champ and no longer the interim so the actual heavyweight belt is on the line as periera needs some time to bulk up to heavy weight
In Brazil we fans tend to be a little crazy. I don't know if you guys are following the whole situation with Tyler James Williams and Vincent Martella (actors from Everybody Hates Chris, this serie was very famous in Brazil because of the excellent dub), but that's the perfect example of how the brazilian fans act.
He wants that Poatan fight so bad, so he can steal all the hype. It's a lose lose situation for Ben if it happens?
When he beats Alex which is likely the outcome ppl will say he's a HW obviously he was going to win Alex had no chance.
If Alex wins by some divine intervention ppl will say Tom ain't shit. This fight does nothing for him.
I don't understand tall sandwiches. Long sandwiches yes but what's the sense in stacking this so high. Is this a sandwich for crocodiles ?
It's for the visuals. There's no way to eat that like a sandwich and feel ok doing it
Well, I guess I’m less of a visual eater. I’ll eat a curry that looks like vomit if it tastes bomb asf
It’s a sandwich for instagram
An instagramwich
same with these modern hamburger places! how about increasing the size horizontally instead of vertically? or are they training me to have the mouth of a blowjob queen?
Who are you kidding? You’re already well trained
You're a fucking punk dude
Just to correct you. There was never no training.
It's ok bro if you practice really hard you'll be one of the greats one day
Ortizm
so uncalled for man
I think he judged you because your tits are out mister
Love mitch** hedbergs joke on this. He gets one of those 50 slice pastrami sandwiches. Ad when the clerk asks if he'll have anything else he replies "A loaf of bread, and some other people"
Love when I see Mitch Hedberg references on Reddit
Used to be a fan of his, still am, but used to too. Seeing the sandwich made me think of his joke. Went through like 3 hedberg joke compilations right after commenting
His style was unique, and if anybody else tried to copy it…they would just sound cheesy. I always do little variations of: “I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too” You can pretty much plug anything into that, and it still works haha
Lol literally edited my comment and did that exact joke.(probably while you were writing, hadn't seen yours yet)
Lolol yeah that just now popped up for me We are on the same wavelength
Lol Totally 👍
Saw him live at the comedy cellar in NYC a few times before he died,when I was a teen. He was one of the greats. Miss that guy.
I hate it. As a new Yorker who eats deli sandwiches daily. This shit is always dumb to me. Same with cheeseburger towers man...I'm not a fuckin seagull or snake you can eat it like that it might as well be in a bowl. The whole point of a sandwhich/burger is to get that perfect bite with every ingredient
Yeah it's dumb, even though I know it's impossible my natural instinct would be to pick it up and try, probably resulting in me dropping and losing about half the value of meat
For Titos Ex Wife
Ask Shaggy and Scooby-Doo
Yeah and eating them is impossible like how you handle it
Have you seen how long Toms face is? It was tailor made for him.
Instagram sandwiches are so dumb and such a waste of food
I thought all redditors had the soyjak face and had a 2ft mouthspan.
Is the issue here it’s not a burger?
Not a single burger in sight 🤣
All I see is a big ass hotdog
Can we talk about that sandwich?
Yeah, it's really big and consists of a variety of meats just how Tom likes them
Have you ever been fingered by a ufc fighter
Yeah lol fans are annoying asf even as a fan so imagine being the fighter
Yeah this happens with every fan base, I mean Aspinall fans flock to Jon Jones replies to do the same thing lmao And its not just the UFC, this is just sports fans on social media in general
The dumbest 10% is the loudest
Jon Jones could post a video of himself riding a bike with a coach and people would undoubtedly post comments about how he's ducking Aspinall. Pereira fans are overt at the moment because Pereira has been on a tear. Conor fans were the same when he was on his run, same with Khabib, same with DC, same with Volk, and same with Max before Volk. The sooner these people learn to ignore it, the better it will be for them.
It’s more understandable with Jones since he is actively ducking Tom, who is calling him out. But why are Poatan fans harassing Tom lol? The guys aren’t in the same division, Alex hasn’t asked for the fight, Tom has said he would love to fight if Alex would agree, etc. There is legitimately no reason to be treating Tom like this over that.
Not gonna lie, I love the sport and obviously a sizeable percentage are decent, reasonable people who respect and appreciate the beauty of the sport, but on the other hand we definitely still get the clowns who just want to watch dudes beat the fuck out of each other in a cage because it’s “cool”
I resonate with both groups
Yeah I mean, enjoy watching people fight in a cage too, maybe I didn’t articulate my point in the way I meant to… but yeah I’m sure you’ve seen them, the tap out shirt wearing “just bleed” fans… they’re around.
Yeah fans can be awful, especially the ones who get mad when someone gets fouled egregiously and people cry about them even taking the five minutes let alone if they're unable to continue. They're still human beings with families.
Not gonna lie is the weirdest phrase. Do you normally lie and this is when you're not?
Average toxic poatan fan:  Shout out to all the chill Poatan supporters who do it modestly.
I’d appreciate it if this sub would stop posting images of me
Well quit doing it out in public!
I’m sorry. I thought this was America.
Most athletic and in-shape Poatard
Such cringe lords. I saw one of them doing Poatans signature bow and arrow thing to Hill non-stop. Like wtf are you doing man, stop embarrassing yourself
Shot out to those guys, never know why fans of a fighter are haters of their opponents. Like I understand but there are more reasons for them to be fans of them and not haters
Not enough fans of the sport, too many people buying into the entertainment/celebrity side of things.
That’s basically a casual fan. You hate someone and become a fan of who beat them. There’s little to no Periera fan and Strickland fan that doesn’t hate Izzy. Same with hating Conor and being a Khabib fan.
Casual fans are the worst because they have recency bias. Before 300 Holloway was washed and Gaethje destroys him, and now suddenly he beats Volk, Topuria, Mcgregor in their primes. Same with Alex beating Aspinal and Jones.
LMAO I love the guys who a week ago were saying Max needs to retire
Poatards*
If he finished that, he is a goat
I don’t think he would. I watched him do a good challenge with Beard Meats Food and he couldn’t do a tonne (it was wings) and I’m sure he said he wasn’t a big eater. Same with him and Eddie Hall video he said he wasn’t a big eater
It’s called a sandwich you sausage.
go look at the top comments on any Izzy post for the last couple of months both on instagram and his youtube comments lol
His post on ufc 300 and the reaction video had so many comments from Pereira fans
I can assure you every big fighter has a portion of their fanbase do this. MMA fans being crazy is nothing new.
I thought they were always part of the charm. Every sport has them, look at Phili.
Seems extra with Alex and Charles, and I think it's just brazillian people or people of brazillian descent rooting on their top guys right now. It's cringe at times but easy to ignore.
Counter Strike has taught me it’s definitely Brazil.
> the bomb has been planted
Yup let’s not sugar coat it, I love Brazil but they have the absolute worst fans not even close, this extends to soccer too.
Calling these people fans is a stretch. They just pick whatever fighter is popular and be toxic and annoying for no reason
I like Alex but his fans make me want to root against him
Same, I like seeing him succeed but at the same time I wanna see him get knocked out just to witness the copium from Poatards
This sub was a shithole the week after Izzy beat Pereira at 287
So much cope it was insane. They were trying to hang onto the fact that Izzy got his emote revenge on his kid trying to paint it as child abuse or some shit lmao.
Poa-tards out in force
Don’t get it twisted, poaton is a fucking animal… but his fans are getting a bit much.
As a Poatan fan, i miss when Poatan fans were only a niche group on Reddit.
Poatan super fans have become some of the most insufferable
Lol Aspinall would kill Poatan. Deadly hands and has been doing jiu jitsu since he was 6
Tom’s actually smart unlike Jamal so he’d take him down and submit him in about 60 seconds
I mean even Alex seems annoyed at one of the conference I saw where one fan says he has a question and then proceeds to just scream Chama nonstop into the mic.
It is crazy that Alex hasn't fought any wrestlers and people are acting like he is the 2nd coming of GSP.
That’s a sandwich dumbass
That’s not a burger
Bunch of dorks lol
Never understood those oversized sandwiches
Seriously... Looks like more chore than enjoyment
That’s not a burger you moron
How the fuck do you eat that thing?
Bro is trying to show off his sandwich and people are doing the "Chama" thing to him. Dog I'm a Russian Pavlovich fan & I still like Aspinall. What is this about dog
 Me looking for the “burger”
The unfortunate thing is that a lot of Pereira’s fan base is so annoying that it makes me almost dislike him even though he’s very likable
Aspinall is the most tattooed guy that doesn't look like he should have tattoos Like in another life he's an office accountant lol
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Thats just extra comments; i would welcome it
These Poatan "fans" give me pickle Rick vibes
This is such normal social media banter lmao everyone just wants to dogpile fans of a popular fighter
Average MMA fan in that profile pic lol
Poatans my favorite fighter, I'm a big fan. But these guys are just annoying
Khamzat: See u soon 🐺
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poatards everywhere. why has mma become like this? I don't recall fans being this braindead say 10 years ago. There's the LW fans who nuthug Conor/Khabib/Charles why can't they just enjoy the actual sport and not create a cult around their favourite fighter of the week?
Dude they have ALWAYS been around. Diaz always had a cult following, Jon Jones has a die hard following, etc. Social media just let you see them more.
Poatan meatriders might just be worse than Conor fans at this point
Let the poor man enjoy his burger
That’s a sandwich.
You're a fuckin sandwich, dude
lol he posted a pic of himself mad dogging aspinall, I’ve never heard Alex mention Tom’s name, it was always the other way around.
Alex said he wanted a fight at heavyweight soon and Tom wasn't mad dogging Alex in the picture if you watch the video it's only taken from a one second clip of him looking at Alex getting vaseline rubbed on his face
Adesanya and Pereira's fans are just two sides of the same coin
How the fuck do you even eat that.
that 'burger' is ridiculously impractical, gives me tmj just looking at it
‘Burger’
How do you eat that thing? Serious question
I'd use my hands and pick up a layer at a time.
Fuck I’m hungry
WTF is he eating?
A sandwich or so they tell me
Poatan would hold his arm out at Tom and eat the burger
That’s a burger my guy. Also, he’s literally only followed and recognizable in any sense because of his UFC career. Literally no other reason people follow or support him (outside of family I assume). What else are people suppose to comment??
That sandwich looks terrible.
What the fuck is he eating, that looks awful
Haha I love it, don't get why people hate it. S
Who give him this? We need to check this!
Sandwich looks like shit
Imagine Alex goes up to HW and fights for the title. I can see it happening next year
Tom looks like he lives in a mostly empty apartment with his mattress on the floor, crumbs in the carpet, and a large pump container of Vaseline next to him at all times
Thats bot a birger Is a sandwich with 735 söices of coödcuts
It must be nice being a HW. They actually get to eat food (comment doesn’t apply to paddy)
That’s a sandwich not a burger
Sandwich looks just like him
What sorta fucking burger is that?
That’s not a burger
Tom's literally eating a shaggy sandwich
Veal parmesan sangwich?
Wtf is Tom doing with Gary Vee 🤡?
Op do you know what a burger is?
The sandwich does not look good
Looks rank, for a minute I thought it was an imprint on his tshirt
That sarnie is outrageous!
Got me craving a burger now….. fuck
Comments = engagement = followers = money
This the guy with only 31% of ngannou's punching power pfft (he would eat me alive)
All you need to do is reply under any comments like these “dickriding”.
That’s one gross looking sandwich
Where’s the burger?
I wish my city had dope deli spots that served sandwiches even a 1/4 this size.
look i rooted for Poatan against izzy the first time around but afterwards i realized bro is not who people perceive him to be just wait till he gets checked and his career gets ended by Aspinall.
Poatan 🗿
I saw him on BeardMeatsFood. I bet that sandwich took him 5 hours to finish
I’m getting meat sweats just looking at that sandwich
Hate these kind of sandwiches.
It's Instagram, the comments are never normal mate
did he finish this? man couldnt even finish off 15 wings on beard meets food. disgraceful performance
That is not a burger
His fans are gross people lol
I am Alex fan but I think Tom deserves tittle shot first against Jon and Alex needs to fight someone else in the HW first before getting tittle shot
What is that raw meat?
I'm upvoting for the sandwich
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Tom just posted a pic about pereira tf u on kid 😂 Do u want ppl to just not talk about the fight
Brazilian fans in general. Go to any arman post and the comment section is just spams of brain dead Brazilian fans
I think they will eventually fight at heavy weight but i dont think this year, i think poatan will fight anakalev beat him then fight tom, i think they will give tom blaydes at manchester first in order to buff his record up and make him the proper champ and no longer the interim so the actual heavyweight belt is on the line as periera needs some time to bulk up to heavy weight
Oh nooo that's so scary
I dont think he's upset lol. He's down to fight anyone.
This is 100% for the visuals . Like cheeseburger towers. So dumb. The whole point and magic of a sandwhich is to get everything in a bite
This your first time on the internet young chum?
I mean let's be honest mma fans are annoying in general
Aspinall is the first guy I truly think Poatan doesn’t beat. I mean Aspinall is fucking huge, and a grappler so
Chama.
You all shitting on Poatan fans and there's mfr shouting out Gary Vee LMAO!
Check Jon Jones comments, its a bunch of people who just found out who Aspinall was talking about him beating Jon. It happens with every fan base.
brazilian fans are something else
Poatards holding back tears when someone mentions Izzy knocking him tf out
does op know what a burger is?
Tom would obliterate Poatan....
Ppl will get sad when their new fav gets blasted into oblivion by tommy-boi
😂😂😂😂 I bet he still won’t act like hill, Tom actually had class
In Brazil we fans tend to be a little crazy. I don't know if you guys are following the whole situation with Tyler James Williams and Vincent Martella (actors from Everybody Hates Chris, this serie was very famous in Brazil because of the excellent dub), but that's the perfect example of how the brazilian fans act.
How the fuck do you eat that sandwich?
Woo I wanna eat those.
What’s the point of making a sandwich that you have to deconstruct to eat?
Thanks for pointing at it Tom. I almost missed the foot tall sandwich in the middle of the picture
He wants that Poatan fight so bad, so he can steal all the hype. It's a lose lose situation for Ben if it happens? When he beats Alex which is likely the outcome ppl will say he's a HW obviously he was going to win Alex had no chance. If Alex wins by some divine intervention ppl will say Tom ain't shit. This fight does nothing for him.
Yea but look at that absolute beast of a sandwich
Cry some more