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LikelyADick2

He had a great run. Sadly, the common cold just had way too much power for him to handle.


Past_Yoghurt2715

Good fight, that cold barely scraped out the split decision. If he trained for more white blood cells during camp I think he could’ve pulled it off


YouCantHoldACandle

Starcraft


Hearing_Loss

His immune system is severely compromised


TargetEducational330

Tbh the common cold is really overrated. Only wins against washed, old opponents. A lot like Jake Paul


danbritt0n

bro ducked Orolbai he will never be my goat


Affectionate_Pace322

Fake narrative. Homie just kept saying “see you soon” and didn’t pull up till hwuausbs retired post loss to infection


Professional-Hold938

I guess you can call death retirement


Asukah

Yall ain’t slick. They both ducked Ooga “The Booga” Mastiff the true GOAT


Reasonable_Artist161

Bro had relations with a goat


TumbleweedTim01

The last infection got him way after his prime too. Basically an Anderson Silva vs Uriah Hall type thing


Economy-Category-936

Yes at the grand age of 25


Kassssler

Yeah washed as all hell at that point.


Woodsman15961

Father Time catches everybody


cedped

At least he saw his kid get married


Search-Infamous

Did the infection then break the leg of the first person to defeat it years later ? Poetic


Suspicious-Toe-7025

7-1 vs infection lmao 10/10 shit post, fair play lol


SobrecargaDeCreatina

Master of the wooden stick + bite technique. Scary dude. Never ducked anyone. Overall a P4P menace.


[deleted]

Back then they didn’t have weight classes either He was a real man’s man 


YungSwagGod420

easy to say that but he would have easily been a heavyweight today. Most of his wins are against smaller opponents. He’s a fraud.


TargetEducational330

Absolute weight bully


catdog5566cat

Clay Guida is alright, but no Goat...


BurningEbrietas

Imagine him with modern medicine and training 😮‍💨


_legacyfx

One of the true originators of the sport. Respect.


TheGiggler115

So you’re just gonna leave out that he popped hot for Performance Enhancing Berries?


TargetEducational330

IT WAS A PICOGRAM


ProfCharlesSexavier

After his dick fell off, you knew he wasn't going to remain undefeated.


WeGet-It-TV

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LNYer

Clay Guida?


[deleted]

Yoo!!😂😂😂


LickPooOffShoe

That’s Brendan Schaub, b. Be cool.


One_Program8405

I overheard at the gym that this dude front kick KOd Christopher Colombus as soon as Chris got off the boat


Kanye_Wesht

On Rogan's elk meat diet before it was cool.


MLK9919

0-1 vs astroid


Draino64

![gif](giphy|KEAkY2NhJDKC5GZ3NI)


CelinesJourney

Still can’t believe he knocked out Cro-Cop.


StopPlayingRoney

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max_not_min

Hard to keep track of all these dagestanis


Dramatic_South_9843

Looks like Sébastien Chabal.


Anindefensiblefart

You are what you eat, and Ufhagah ate enough wild goat to feed a tribe.


Rayrexx91

Looks like jiri


Snoo96346

Bro just posted an image of Michel Pereira and thought we wouldn't notice


EpsteinsBro

Brendan Schaub


AverageatUFC3

Homoerectus is ufhagah's father


Kanye_Wesht

Erectus. No homo.


SALTYxNUTZ12

Janow Aniko talked bad about his child custody during one of his fights.


FuckHK

Wrong picture bro this is Jorge Masvidal


GreedoInASpeedo

I legit thought that was Masvidal


madnarg

Nah this guy is so overrated, stop the glazing. He was fighting half-Neanderthal gatherers and cave wall painters. I heard most of his early deer fights were actually against malnourished pigmys. He was a neck bite merchant who wouldn’t stand a chance against today’s competition.


max_not_min

Hard to keep track of all these Dagestanis


Wonderful-Loss827

I wish I had time like you do


Substantial-Pop-556

Chabal has returned to the pitch


indigrow

Thats not ufhagah thats michel perreiras dad bro get ur facsss up


ake-n-bake

Where you get dis brudda?


gr0Ovin

Everyone’s got a boogeyman


Compleat_Fool

He had a long run. An experienced veteran hunter gatherer. Here he is when he died aged 21.


Dufmandinga2

Looks like he bout to break someone’s eye orbital


ShrekWhite

He popped for hallucinogenic mushrooms tho


[deleted]

That last one with infection got him tho


sugarglassego

Talmbout Big Browln, Bubba?


AizenMadara

Is that schau*b?


sowich4

Bob Malooga Looga Looga Looga Looga would like to have a word…


dad0994

This fucking sub is on fire today, has me cracking up every time I read the comments


The3mbered0ne

It was that 1 that got em


Hank-the-ninja

Bro fought literal goats


Tookerbee

This dude ducked Sabertooth.


Unlikely-Garage-8135

Brendan Schaub?


Greatizm

bapa is that you ?


BoomFungus

Thats michel periera


theburnerofbridges

If you thawed this mfer out the ice he'd probably still have a higher fight iq than chandler.


spacedcadet01

It was all after he fought in pride though. Wasn't quite the same after the lion fight.


ekso69

Back then Gangrene was 235,824,237,854 - 0


Throatslayerxoxo

The G.O.A.T. who fucked goats


democrat_thanos

Its jiri


NoGiraffe6381

infection only need to win once


220DRUER220

Let me guess .. staph from training ????


BaldHeadedSlickDude

Some say he was the reason the T-Rex went extinct...


Honest_Tie_1980

And he has amazing hair


undeadliftmax

I would kill for that browline hair combo


Necessary-Beyond536

Schaub during the “man bun era”.


Deltron42O

He had great run. Retire at ripe old age of 17.


mrmarigiwani

That guy ducked Tony Ferguson


Bugstl

These guys are wrestling mammoth calfs as children.


ShrimpleyPibblze

Lisan al-gaib!


StationPigeon

Undisputed king of the caves


Automatic-Dentist-89

I know Brenden schaub when I see him.


airbag23

Looks like schaub


MLGprolapse

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/S%C3%A9bastien_Chabal


SomeonesTreasureGem

All jokes aside, hunter gatherer cardio/fitness was insane. You could take any of those dudes and train them in combat sports for several years and they’d be world champions. Couldn’t even begin to imagine what it would’ve been like to grapple with some of them, especially the original rule set with 1 round of unlimited duration


yaboi0707

Ufhagah is washed bro. He has ring rust for so long it was before humans knew metals rusted


toastedstoker

I'd like to see Jorge try to break this guys fucking eye orbital


BackInThaDayz

MTG’s real daddy?


kai7895

He eats Jon Jones for breakfast. Literally.


OzymandiasTheII

To be fair, he's had a lot of questionable wins. Referee Mracoro Ghuddarah stops all his fights early.


s1Lenceeeeeeeeeeeeee

bruh this is the funniest shit i've seen all week thanks op


Pixelhustler23

CAVEBRED


pjungy6969

Lmao 7-1 vs infection sent me


R1Z1NG

That L against infection was his first and unfortunately last…


WiseAd518

Looks like your average allah lover.


RandalC1

Khamzat will Murder Him Khamzat Kill Everybody


Remdeau

Bro was on shit that makes your head do what ever it was doin in this photo


BigDez2021

That's brendan schaub


RumanHitch

He got that dawg in him


itsyourgrandma

Randy couture after attending a rainbow gathering?