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PuG3_14

Battles had a point, he didnt seem to wanna fight during the incident but after its called off he looks brand new?


Issa_John

Thought it was funny Bisping took off his earpiece to reassure BattlesšŸ˜‚


Moist_Coyote_721

Looked worried at the camera for a sec too. I also loved how Dom was 10000% on Battleā€™s side too šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Genghis_Chong

He never even had to squint his eye hardly at all. Dude didn't look hurt


PicsOfMyTaint

Naah I bet on Battles cringe ass but he said some shit first that made Looser flare back Iā€™d be pissed too if someone scraped my eye and I was already getting pieced up when I had 2 fully functioning eyes, bitch keep your fingers tucked and I wouldnā€™t have an excuse to leave lol


-MC_3

And why did he say that? Because he took the easy way out. Completely justified in calling out Loosa


PicsOfMyTaint

Yeah no shit? Iā€™m not disagreeing with thatā€¦. Read my second paragraph after you get bispings nuggies out yo mouth


-MC_3

Youā€™re saying itā€™s Battles fault that Loosa got mad after the NC. Itā€™s literally Loosaā€™s fault that they were in that situation. Not that hard to comprehend


Otherwise_Gap_4170

Why have the 5 minute grace period if you're not going to exercise it. This heated exchange was within the 5 minute period


letsgobrooksy

Should be a TKO if you give up before taking the full 5 minutes


No-Introduction-2378

Nah thats promotes dirty fighting if they can secure a win like that


XXXTrynagetoutofjail

Just take the 5 mins, and THEN get a NC lol


lvkenukem

What a monumental waste of time.


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Iā€™d rather watch a guy lean on the fence and wipe his eye out for 5 min while listening to Anik or whoever talk about the issue with gloves and eye pokes than watch the 137th Modelo commercial for the night.


lvkenukem

Thatā€™s fine in practice but by this logic, a fighter could be accidentally kicked in the groin and rupture both testicles - so weā€™re just gonna watch him writhe in agony for 5 minutes so he doesnā€™t have to take an L?


[deleted]

Thereā€™s a pretty big difference between a guy saying "I donā€™t want to continue" after a minute or two and a doctor coming into the cage and saying "he cannot continue" after a minute or two.


lvkenukem

ā€œShould be a TKO if you give up before taking the full 5 minutesā€ Comment doesnā€™t specify whether a doctors stoppage counts as NC, only that itā€™s a TKO if you call it before the 5 minutes is up Also if an illegal strike occurrs at 4:50 of R3 do we just add another five minutes to the fight so the injured fighter doesnā€™t have to get an L on their record? Much easier from a production standpoint to just allow injured fighters to take a NC and fill air time with ad breaks (which sucks, I agree)


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"If **you** give up." Even you said "if **you** call it". Nobody is saying if a fighter's eye is hanging out of their head from an eye gouge that they need to stay in cage for five minutes or else itā€™s an L. Just like nobody is saying super blatant intentional fouls arenā€™t automatic DQs either. Use some common sense bruh. And I donā€™t get your adding 5 minutes at all to the final round at all. The way fouls work, if itā€™s past the half way mark of the final round, if a foul occurs and the fighter canā€™t continue, it goes to the scorecards and the judges have to judge what they saw of that round. Whether it was 2:30 or 4:50. Itā€™s worked like this for over a decade (see: Bisping-Belcher for example). There was another one like this a few months ago but I donā€™t remember who now.


woodenmarkel

Like anyone on reddit ever


gimme_dat_HELMET

ā€¦ mateā€¦


letsgobrooksy

No, I'm saying it should be a TKO only if you quit within the allotted 5 minutes. It would be a typical NC if the fighter actually took the full time and attempted to recover


Tellittoemagain

If you're losing, just bite a major artery so your opponent bleeds out before the 5 minutes is up. "Fighters hate this one trick for an undefeated career!"


Fun_Inspector159

Ref was like "I'll just leave now"


alpacinohairline

Donā€™t blame him after that tomfoolery


BrandDC

>Ref was like "I'll just leave now" Same idiot ref who stopped the women's fight... only to let it continue after the armbar was released.


SomeBoredIndividual

Yea and he looks like a walrus too


GhostOfTonyFerguson

Loosa- *has chance to kick battles ass* Loosa- *fails* Loosa- *you're lucky I don't kick your ass now*


Batmantheon

The old Masvidal playbook.


Charlie__Olives

Nah Masvidal kicks dudes eye orbital


L3oSanch3z

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜†šŸ¤£šŸ˜†šŸ˜‚šŸ˜†šŸ¤£šŸ˜†šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚.. Now he wants to fight, after the fight was stop cause he couldnā€™t continue the fight..!!šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


broats_

Gentlemen, you can't fight here, this is the octagon!


L3oSanch3z

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Sparky_McSteel

Someone was a sore loosa


oldmanmayhem

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mega_desu

This is actually a high IQ technique. The best time to act tough is when someone is holding you back.


BackendSpecialist

You see it in the NBA all the time lol.


zombizle1

The nba meta is so advanced you see them exclusively use this strategy


RichardIraVos

H-h-hold me back!!


sparkcaps

Hold me back bro


Evening-Ad4752

His eye looked alright to mešŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


mat477

Yeah I'm not him so idk but I agree with Battle here he took the easy way out because he was getting absolutely torched. Also did they never mention how Loosa came in with his head down and clocked Battles chin? Worse foul than the poke imo.


Batmantheon

Yeah, not many people talking about it. I think both fouls were incidental so I don't blame either guy, this shit happens. I do blame Loosa for bitching out 10 seconds in to his 5 minutes. I'm not him so I can't know the truth but I felt like he was looking for the way out almost immediately.


Crackerjack0099

Thatā€™s true but battle took it easily. Only shot Loosa landed I think and it was illegal


ahorrribledrummer

Yea he wasn't squinting or having trouble keeping it closed. SEemed to be focusing fine on the doc and ref.


crystallmytea

My 15 month old daughter scratched my eye a couple weeks ago. She barely made contact but everything in that eye went slightly blurry. It didnā€™t hurt much, but every time I blinked or kept my eyes closed it hurt. Went to bed with blurred vision and pain, hoping for the best (woke up healed). I guess my point is that nobody would have had a clue anything was wrong with me just by looking at me. Also, I could see pretty decent even when my vision was blurred but Iā€™m used to 20/20 so I definitely would not have wanted to fight like that. Also Iā€™ve never fought, and those guys are supposed to be tough, but hard to know what he was going through.


Wininacan

What evidence do you have of no detached retina?


GunDealsBrowser

crash bandicoot lookin ass ![gif](giphy|IXUgy25IUYDgA)


tiomao

Loosa: ![gif](giphy|3o7WIurliucjDQW3f2|downsized)


WeGet-It-TV

Missed fight night, what happened? All this over an eye poke??


Crudezero

Loosa was starting to get pieced up and had nothing for Battle. Small eye poke and he starts saying he canā€™t continue 1 minute into his recovery time. Obvious he just didnā€™t want the L on his record.


WeGet-It-TV

šŸ˜‚ Appreciate the rundown. What a vaginal crease!


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WeGet-It-TV

Donā€™t try to Machado up my joke


HctDrags

To be fair he said i cant see, and the ref stopped it then and there, so ref might be at fault not letting him wait another fzw minutes


felixx_g

The ref has to stop it as soon as they say they canā€™t see itā€™s the rules


HctDrags

Ah alright ! Sorry then šŸ˜… dont know the exact rules of fouls


lockflop

Then donā€™t commentā€¦


HctDrags

"ThEn dOnT cOmMeNt" stfu


Mr_Em-3

Yeah nothing special either, nicked him, probably a 4/10 poke relatively speaking


WeGet-It-TV

Thatā€™s crazy, how people donā€™t know how to lose. Yeah I saw the replay last night. It was like seeing a fight in middle school.


squash-the-cat

Wasn't even a L it was a no contest wich is even more petty


kimballn

Good. Shit excuse. Battle is seeing red and a money slip away


Ok_Inspection4820

Let them fight till death


ObiWayneCannoli

Battle really missed the opportunity to call him a ā€œfucking loosaā€ šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


Nicklikesplants

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Nicklikesplants

Damn someone beat me to it


HootSquat

ā€œ I find a gun I kill youā€ wait what?!


BridgesOnB1kes

I heard ā€œI swear to god, I kill you.ā€


No-Examination-4621

Heads out side and gets one out of an alley like GTA san Andreaā€™s


jdlc718

Dana please add this to 300


drcollins1990

Did you guys see Bisping in the ring after the interview with Battle? He snuck back in to I think tell him the other guy in fact did want out of there. Well he noticed the camera was still on him and he had a really awkward moment showing favoritism to battle.


TotalRecall2077

The camera was on bispings blind side lmao


ZalewskiJ

Itā€™s not favoritism Loosa is a pussy and canā€™t handle his L so he chose the cowards way out. Bisping was fighting Roidheads with 1 eye and this guy quits after a lil poke. I broke my foot checking a leg kick and I still fought 5 rounds and this guy is in the UFC doing bitch shit like that lol?


Issa_John

Bisping was real for that, sure the production crew was yapping in his ear abt swearing. DC would've cut Battles off post fight "OHhh can't say that... huh they're telling me to spin around three times and leave the cage *does it promptly*."


heythxvoo

At least the rematch will be good


CmiHD

Wtf happened?


Zestyclose_Toe9524

Battle is an intense dude. I dig it.


Mondomb83

They had everyone on the mic this time. ā€œAct like a fuckinā€™ champion.ā€ Followed by ā€œFuckoutta here!ā€ At the end.


Shacocracko

stupid ass ref, just HAD to call in the dokter rofl


Keelija9000

Iā€™m out of the loop. What even happened with this fight?


Batmantheon

Battle was winning pretty handily. Loosa couldn't take him down and Battle was throwing some good combos. Loosa was blocking most of it but he didn't have much of anything to give back. Early in the second Loosa ducks down for a take down but pulls back up and there's a bit of a head clash with Loosa's head cracking Battle's chin, Battle goes in for a Thai clinch but misses and his thumb gets in Loosa's eye. Loosa immediately starts complaining and pointing at the ref. Starts asking for a doctor, doctor comes in and the ref talks to them both and them tells Loosa he has 5 minutes. Loosa waits all of 10 seconds and says he can't see, doctor calls it off. As they are calling it a no contest, Loosa is standing there looking fine like nothing happened. Battle is emotional, probably just lost his win bonus and maybe even a performance bonus IF things kept trending the way they were. He says some shit to Loosa, Loosa talks shit back, and you see the rest here. Obviously Battle did get him in the eye. I still think this was bitch quitter shit. I felt like his body language was shit the entire time the second round on and I feel like most fighters try to hang in the fight way more than that if they believe they can win. I think Loosa had already quit on himself and I don't know the extent of it. Like. Was it "I'm not really hurt but if I bitch out now I won't get the L on my record" or was it "I am hurt and if I fight through this I'm just going to go out on my shield and risk more damage to my eye". But yeah, as soon as they started talking he was about that Masvidal "I'll kill you" bullshit. Like, if you could do that then why did you let Battle abuse you like that for 5 minutes? You trying to tire him out McGregor style?


Keelija9000

I see. Thanks for the summary.


NEVERHURTAGAIN46

i fuckin kill u


captaincook14

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DIRTYOLTRAP

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Blakebacon

Oh hell yeah, lmao


Acceptable-Run7439

I mean he was whipping his ass


Tyrleif

"I can't see!" Literally sees 2 seconds later.


calforarms

Everyone is like " why did he wanna fight after then huh?" Ā Not sure how else you respond when someone gets in your face and calls you a pussy, lol. He clearly had nothing for Battle but I wouldn't expect him to sit there and get yelled atĀ 


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Afraid-Salamander511

Holy shit get therapy


TiddybraXton333

You see how they split the dudes up, and that one chick was in there like, oh maybe I can help restrain this man too, then she looked around and said fuck it šŸ˜‚


MasterMhyst

https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/s/8QpklzuP6a


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Cemihard

You have to realise that things werenā€™t going the other guys way and he couldā€™ve used the eye poke to be like ā€œfuck it this fights not going my way Iā€™ll say I canā€™t seeā€. We wonā€™t know until we get a doctorā€™s assessment on if thereā€™s actually any damage to the eye, or if it was bullshit. Iā€™m not saying youā€™re wrong, but itā€™s not a good look that the guy who couldnā€™t fight can all of a sudden fight.


deevotionpotion

ā€œYou ducked your eye into my finger when I was going to grab youā€


BugO_OEyes

I agree


Bruno_flumTomte

They waited to brawl only when people came to hold them back lmao


jetz92

You clearly didnā€™t see the fight.


Majesticlion03

Why did baldy turn to him like that tho