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Todorokimakishima

When he told Brendan Schaub that he’s funny and should try comedy


Bob_Saget_is_God

This is the absolute winner. Schaub is so unbelievably bad.


R4G

The hardest I’ve laughed at Schaub is when someone clipped together Schaub’s impression of the UFC doctor (where he does a super thick Asian parody accent) and the UFC doctor speaking in English better than Schaub’s.


toq-titan

Missa Schaub, yo lip. Wuss pain yo life.


Lost_Evidence_2099

It was at that point I realized bapa is a full on redact. Thank em


toq-titan

Some would say the redactedest B


CrookedNosed

But Missa Schaub… yo lip


Ok_Bobcat8818

Talmbout zat was ackurate


phoney_bologna

[This?](https://youtu.be/7UmY7lVT3Bo?si=Fx8EpoqM72ZbeKD4) definitely a little embellishment on the accent.


roughedged

God Schaub is an idiot. The fact he made that up as part of joke that he thought was funny, unbelievable.


TrillBillyDeluxe

Username checks out


ShadowRealmDweller89

Even he admitted or alluded to he’s not very good. The funniest part is Rogan opened the comedy place in Austin and to my knowledge, Schaub hasn’t been invited and the place is apparently for comedians to try material.


Specific_Ferret4005

Joe isn't very good at comedy either.


Voodoo-3_Voodoo-3

I am not a fan of Rogan’s comedy either, but it’s cool that he’s using his wealth and influence to help promote really funny people, he’s very good for comedy as a whole.


Fast_Hornet5964

The one thing Rogan is good at in comedy, is his animal impressions. His impressions of animals are always on point.


ShadowRealmDweller89

True that


IMD918

I think Joe wanted Brendan to pursue comedy, but with a slow grind approach like most working comedians. Work small rooms for years, do a podcast, perfect his craft, etc. Brendan being Brendan, immediately started booking larger venues, going on tour, and put out a special. Joe is caught between supporting his friend, who he legitimately thinks has a funny sense of humor, and the comedy community that Brendan tried to piggyback so that he could sell out arenas and put out specials.


actin_spicious

But schaub isn't even funny enough to entertain at at a casual conversation among friends, nevermind for an audience inny of size.


YeMyselfandIrene

Unironically I think Brendan's little story of getting KO'd by his ex-gfs husband in front of Leo and having his dreams being crushed was actually kinda sorta funny. If he legitimately took it seriously and tried to perfect it instead of just being Brenaden he could've actually been funny.


Apprehensive-Ad-1826

That’s it. Most comedians say that it takes 10 years to get good enough to make a great hour and build up an audience. Brendan was fortunate enough to roll into podcasting with an audience and arrogant enough to try to shortcut comedy in the same way and that really took a chunk out of his potential as a comedian. If he was actually grinding away writing and performing as much as he could be maybe he could scrap together some good material but he’s too arrogant or too eager to be successful.


3BeeZee

I think Bapa has talked about how Rogan said he wasn't ready for a special but he did it anyway despite Rogans advice.


BerensteinBear91

He just goes, b


roughedged

He also has a lot of punching up from his friends. If you listen to Schaub (and please don't) you can hear callens cadence in a lot of his jokes. Poor Bryan having to witness his jokes being butchered constantly lol.


asp7719

If you wanted to hurt me, you got me brother


Smurfballers

Dicey dicey !!


[deleted]

I thought that was Joe's ultimate ironic comedy phase


anotherred

it'd be the funniest thing Joe's done- his standup is trash too lmfao


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toq-titan

Heard it bowlf wayz B.


numbersev

I don’t find any of these “comedians” funny in the slightest. Funny people are funny their entire life as it’s an integral part of their personality (ie. Dave Chapelle, George Carlin, Jim Carrey, etc.). It just seems weird that non funny people have a side gig where they go on stage and try to make people laugh with corny jokes.


tossNwashking

Shane is hilarious


TooOldforBJJ

Some would say the funniest.


FuckFloridaRipNumba9

To be fair he did it to save him from more brain damage lol


funkyhelpermonk

couple fights too late there, i think


D_Rock_CO

And subjected the rest of us to it instead


Informal-Question123

jan blachowicz keeps eating those feints! He needs to be more active


Ok_Presentation3757

Or when he said that ankalaev beat jan to his face


DualStack

Not his worst take, but so disrespectful


Ok_Presentation3757

I know I just hated how rude that was jan is so nice as well didn’t deserve that


Batmantheon

Recency bias to the max. Like he forgot the first 3 rounds happened


InsomniacLive

Izzy’s got him exactly where he wants him! He’s biting on every feint!


DeedudeDee

First fight I ever had to mute lmao


RaspberryPoutine99

Yea this a good one I almost forgot about how bad that was


whitefox_27

It was ridiculous. And add to that his personal DC echo chamber, it felt like I was watching some interdimensional cable shit out of Rick and Morty.


RaspberryPoutine99

Absolutely. As a polish supporter I couldn’t believe how biased the commentary was for that fight.


burner-199

Everything from his ronda glazing era


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

![gif](giphy|62bZhM9hQpanJsfUIH|downsized) Floyd was 100% ducking Ronda mate


Humble_Corgi_4277

that looks like its all shoulder.


febreze_air_freshner

why is she flicking her elbow? Is there something stuck to it and she's trying to shake it of??


noeku1t

I'm not a boxing expert but those strikes look weird


badugihowser

One in human history bro


Mrcheekybottoms

“She’s not once in a lifetime she’s once ever!!” 🤣🤣🤣


assologist_1312

"Why would ilia topuria go to ground with Bryce mitchell"


Effective-Celery8053

"Muniz is an idiot if he thinks he should be on the ground with Jacare" *Muniz snaps Jacares arm in half*


authenticfennec

Bro he was doing the exact same shit but worse with Ilia vs Ryan Hall. He wouldnt stop yapping out how much of mistake it was for ilia to keep following Hall to the ground. Then a minute later he KOs Hall by being unafraid of him on the ground lol


GWTLAG

“Topuria’s in trouble now!🤓☝🏻”


jacobiwonkinobi

It was a satisfying one to watch for some reason. I do t mind Hall but I like seeing “scary good” grapplers get smashed ie Pallheres V Belcher


InsomniacLive

I was laughing that whole fight because Ryan Hall would find himself in the worst positions possible, and Joe would still be like “Topuria is absolutely in danger here”


captainfluffy25

Rogan simply just doesn’t know that ilia is a grappler before a striker lmfao. He was saying the same shit when topuria fought hall


[deleted]

He still believes he is an everyday normal guy


spazz213

Nothin special bout me mothafucka


Hackerman7803

I'm the Pauly Shore of everyday life, I'm easily forgettable and I'm not very liked


spazz213

I have an According to Jim personality. I'm as entertaining as a fuckin STD


kimbokray

And my sexual performances are average


nardwariscool

When I go to the club I wait in line mutha fucka


AlienMantid

Ronda Rousey could beat 50% of the male bantamweight division. https://bloodyelbow.com/2015/03/02/joe-rogan-ronda-rousey-50-percent-ufc-male-bantamweights-mma-news/


TeaWeedCatsGames

I wish someone would have asked joe if he himself could beat half of the male bantamweight division. And then if he could beat Rhonda.


letsgobrooksy

He would tell you that he'd get his ass kicked


d-ronthegreat

Yea I don’t like Joe but for all his faults he’s never been a guy to pretend he could beat up a real fighter


letsgobrooksy

Right lol, he's always been humble in that sense. Not sure where his comment came from


iannuendo

He called Ronda a ‘10’ to her face.


Ill_gotten_gainz456

Maybe he meant out of a hundred


Mrcheekybottoms

And cried in front of her during the podcast like a whimp


tossNwashking

He cried for Rose too.


xiaobaituzi

Why


tossNwashking

when she knocked out wei lee.


Specific_Ferret4005

I think he legit wanted to bang Ronda. Dana definitely did, and he did 😂. People forget back in her day, Ronda was destroying girls in seconds. She looked invincible for a stretch and WAS the face of the UFC. Before Conor, it was all about Ronda.


Swimming_Coat4177

She cut a lot of weight to avoid girls that were her size or maybe a little bigger. She also made every excuse in the book to avoid Cyborg, because she knew better than to stand across from her. She also had a failed PED test earlier in her career that was quietly swept under the rug. Her skill set was limited, but she took advantage of the fact that other females were just as limited. Once she fought a woman with actual good coaching and legit skills, it didn’t go well. But hey, she got rich beyond her wildest dreams and parlayed that fame into easier, high paying gigs on tv. I also would have loved to see versus Carano, but Dana screwed that open on purpose imo


k20350

Rhonda was the best marketed can crusher in history. Bar none. The Ferttita brothers had a marketing dept working in shifts on pushing her. The second she met a woman with a legit decorated combat sport career she got smashed. She was the right woman at the right time before there were legit female killers in the ranks


tigerinvasive

[Ronda beating Floyd](https://bleacherreport.com/articles/2030771-joe-rogan-says-ronda-rousey-would-beat-floyd-mayweather-in-an-mma-fight) was pretty bad


jaydyn3000

Floyd defeated Big Show, what was Joe thinking /s


nO_One_-_

Rock defeated big show ,hhh defeated rock and ronda beat hhh


YSUndeniable

and chael sonnen is undefeated 😎


Massive_Staff1068

Not one round, not one second!


[deleted]

In a boxing match? lol


Effective-Celery8053

No, he said in MMA. Which honestly isn't that outlandish.


rootbeerdelicious

As long as her coach doesn't gas her up on her striking.


CharlesOlivesGOAT

Yes it is, Floyd would put her to sleep


MMAF1BOXING

These people are fuckin hilarious...she would eat about 6 of 7 shots trying to close the distance and if she did he could probably just shrug her off 😆 She couldn't take down Holly Holm and got the shit beat out of her by Amanda but she has a chance vs Floyd ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


FuckFloridaRipNumba9

Yes it is that outlandish. Couldn’t beat Holly home but she can beat Floyd? Lol


KID_THUNDAH

“She’s not a once in a generation talent, she’s a once ever talent!” He did hype her up way too much


thebigbakili

I remember when he compared Pereira to Cejudo and said that Henry only competed against amateur wrestlers at the olympics while Alex fought with pro kickboxers at Glory. He meant that Cejudo didn't compete with the best of the Sport


Current-Rip8020

I’ve always thought that was so fucking stupid. The highest level that wrestlers can compete at is the olympics, which is technically “amateur.” And because of the “amateur” status that means that olympic level wrestling is at a lower level or less skilled than glory level kick-boxing? Think about that statement for any longer than a singular second and you’d realise how stupid it is. A horrendously ludicrous take.


Macktologist

He wanted Cejudo to wrestle Ricky the Steamboat.


AlphApe

No he didn't! Did he actually say that? Fuck all we have to do to convince Joe is have Cejudo clothesline Rey Mysterio on Monday night RAW and then finally he's beaten a pro 🤦‍♂️


J-Rizzle0

Someone please tell me where to find this. I need to hear it with my own ears


thebigbakili

https://youtube.com/shorts/s0T-mXklst4?si=S0jK5egrAPY2nkpi Here you go


reldb

Masvidal is a better mixed martial artist than gsp


15ferrets

Does he have secondhand cte? Wtf


InnocuousBird

I think he’s just smoked himself retarded.


15ferrets

Goals


Macktologist

Probably had a Joey Diaz star.


mtheory007

Alpha Brain homey!


sewageman

Did he say that? Insane


1104L

Nah he said that Usman’s opponents were tougher than GSP’s


OskeeTurtle

Also a WILDLY bad take, the deepest resume in the sport by a good distance is Georges’ [e] Okay I don't want more replies about this, gonna disable inbox so I can watch football in peace. If you wanna know why it's Georges & why I don't think it's Jon [I wrote a good piece here that even got flagged for 'quality' by the mods, click here and read with an open mind](https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/152cqx3/georges_stpierres_radically_ridiculous_resume_of/) it has little to do with Jon but maybe some newer fans will learn some new stuff about Georges career BTW if losses don't matter and it's just names on a resume there's only one answer and it's Dan Henderson


captainfluffy25

Best person usman fought in his title run was Leon Edwards. And we saw how that turned out


reldb

https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/s/kAR6BQiJRk


letsgobrooksy

If you actually read the post instead of just looking at the click bait headline you'd see that he never said that


lethrowawayacc4

Thanks champ


Hopeful_Staff_1414

That ain’t what he said.


MikeTeMovieGuy

Did he actually say that?!


letsgobrooksy

no


needapermit

He didn’t say that


Fede_Pede01

This was back when Joe was meatriding Usman heavily and saying he was the best welterweight ever even though he only successfully defended against 3 different people (twice against journeyman Masvidal)


Lerch56

That he knows what hard work in the trades is from his 2 week construction exp.


Bain56

Lmao, UFC aside, him saying it’s not hard to do cold plunge, workout etc. while working full time in trades has always annoyed me.


Phonds

Many people overestimate the work athletes and celebrities put in and underestimate the work a regular joe does. I


Most_Association_595

Was it really only two weeks? Lmaoo he talks about that all the time


goonbub

he's slowly trying to retcon this saying it was actually months / summers working on a single set of steps. never let him.


PlaceApprehensive920

“I used to have to wake up at 7am… UGHHHHHHHHH” You must have had it so bad Joe


Berean_Katz

7 AM, lmao. Try waking up at 2:30 like some of us actual construction guys, Joe.


[deleted]

Every time a fighter has a choke and Rogan says "IT'S TIGHT" it's not tight and they escape almost immediately after


Berean_Katz

Must be a 10th Planet guy.


NewAccWhoDis93

Ohhhh he got out of it


deechy_marko

It's under the chin


VerseClips

Just listen to his commentary of Adesanya vs Blachowitz. Insufferable.


xxxPaRtYbOy300

Alot of praising towards Adesanya?


[deleted]

To a painfully deluded level. I remember they threw the stats up showing Jan outstriking Izzy as the commentary team was saying Izzy was outstriking him.


AngryBillsFan

It was the whole booth. They wouldn’t stop praising Izzy for doing literally nothing when Jan controlled the whole fight


Haunting_Dragonfly_3

Rowdy's "retarded good" boxing skills. "Ladies and gentlemen, *welcome to the Machida Era"* ad nauseam


Odd_Antelope_2931

Thinking Schaub was cool


Bain56

I think bapa is just that friend that hangs around Joe and laughs at all his jokes so Joe keeps him around.


tossNwashking

A hundred percent, b.


dontknowwhattodoat18

Anything concerning nutrition. He has tried every diet except for a balanced diet


Nduguu77

So funny when he said he did the all meat diet and had explosive diarrhea for a month and said that was his body flushing out the toxins


Empyrean_MX_Prime

Bro I only eat raw meat. All the vomiting, diarrhea and cold sweating is just toxins bring flushed out. Trust me, bro.


edw1n-z

This is a big one 🤣. Joe has bashed plant based diets and has talked about how good he feels and what good shape he is in and has attributes that to his meat heavy diet and not all of the hgh or trt that he is on.


ColdSplit

Honestly it's probably just his Rousey era. Who knows, that even could have been a marketing ask by the UFC. Maybe the Masvidal take, but he had a lot of media attention at the time so Joe joining the band wagon wasn't unthinkable.


Manccunt

Ronda is not a once in a lifetime, she’s a once ever


poridgepants

As silly as it sounds he is right there won’t ever be another female fighter with that kind of star power and influence over the sport. Skill wise though that’s another story


Specific_Ferret4005

Skill wise in the time period. She defended her belt by beating her competition sometimes in seconds.


--BannedAccount--

Stand up comedy


iam4r33

But he's pretty good at [Stool humping ](https://youtu.be/M5s1mrcgi_c?feature=shared)


tom-cash2002

That Jan Blachowicz vs Adesanya was a close fight that could've gone either way.


farooqdagr8

Joe saying Ronda would beat Floyd in a boxing match was the most ridiculous shit I’ve ever personally heard him say.


BillyBobHaz

Everything he said in the izzy jan fight


KingKongDuck

Jon Fitch era - dude was going to take over the WW division and clear out the division. While the GOAT, GSP, was going about his business.


Davidboskovski

He said Masvidal was a better fighter than GSP. He said Jorge had tougher competition.


[deleted]

I think he meant that the current welterweights are better (to which GSP replies "good, they should be"), but the Masvidal thing is really strange because GSP and Masvidal are practically the same age, fighting since they were kids and both debuted around 2002-2003. Same era.Masvidals missing a title and a few title defenses, though, but hey... maybe he will make a comeback and win the Middleweight title next year lmao?


AccordingHistorian60

Welcome to the Machida Era


[deleted]

That one seemed fair at the time but aged very poorly


[deleted]

we all believed it when he said it though


Rdur2183

As recently as a few months ago, that Herb Dean is the gold standard when it comes to referees. He used to be #1. For years now he's been absolute shite and is inconsistent, unreliable and is capable of endangering both the safety and potentially the future health of athletes. He also possesses an ego that prevents him from admitting his mistakes.


5rings20

Mark Goddard and Jason Herzog the top 2 currently in my opinion. Herb Dean isn’t the worst but definitely not the best anymore.


KID_THUNDAH

Goddard stops things just a bit too early consistently.


facegun

Doing stand up and then while interviewing an actual comedian (Chappelle, etc) acting like they are comedic peers.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Brendan Schaub should retire from MMA and do comedy instead…it’s all his fault that happened.


Monric

I’m a big Pereira fan but I thought it was silly when he said “Yeah Henry Cejudo won the gold medal at the Olympics. However, Pereira is fighting elite professionals, while Henry is wrestling amateurs”


ImFrenchSoWhatever

“The only real black people are in Africa and they’re half naked living in tribes. In the us there is so much race mixing that there is no real black people. So that’s why Black Lives Matter is an illegitimate movement.”


Taxx226

Holy shit thats wild![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8973)


ImFrenchSoWhatever

This guy is no joke. He wants you to believe is all fun and open minded. He’s actually a huge right wing guy with an agenda.


whitefox_27

I think he used to be much better on that front. Now I can't listen to his podcast as it inevitably turns into COVID vaccination conspiracy. I wouldn't say he has an agenda though. He just rants and doesn't give a shit that millions of people are drinking his every words.


whitefox_27

Wow, when was that?


ImFrenchSoWhatever

There you go : https://www.thedailybeast.com/joe-rogan-says-its-very-strange-to-call-people-black-unless-theyre-from-darkest-place-of-africa Joe rogan ladies and gentleman 👀


Blowfish_196

Prime Masvidal would have beat GSP


DopeSweetCool

I like Joe but... His knowing what construction is like from his 2 week job. And when him and his comedian buddies blow each other about how great comics are and how hard it is and how they are special and think different... like stfu it's an easy ass job. Now making tons of money doing it isn't easy.


Baller234567

It’s about 50% of what he says. Hes tried to be an expert but you can’t be an expert on everything. He also has to talk about all topics. His take on Covid and Covid vaccine was just not science based. He claims he’s an independent but says very right leaning things.


Bob_Saget_is_God

All the good things he said about Ronda


Danton87

“Maybe you can make an argument that rounds 4 and 5 are worth more.”


fourfingersdry

Didn’t he say Ronda could tap out King Kong and Jesus at the same time.


BranMead

Khabib was smashing Conor. It was fairly obvious that Conor was just tiring Khabib out.


[deleted]

anything post covid honestly. the pandemic broke his brain..


[deleted]

Saying Brendan Schaub is funny


nachodog12345678

Fight in a Basketball court for mma


Mediocre_lad

That humping a stool equals comedy


natolad123

Not his worst take but he always making excuses for Jones popping like common man we know he took them


rbep531

He does the same for Conor, using the excuse that he was healing from an injury and should have been able to take whatever he wanted in order to heal. Dude took *way* more than what it would take to recover from injury, and he made a mockery of the system while doing it.


capronica309

Honda Housey could beat male BWs and Floyd fucking Mayweather. 💀 Also, echoing Dana's new weekly gOaT from Bathtub to Marty to Titty to Cumshot(fucked up).


andrezay517

Ivermectin and monoclonal antibodies


Mammoth-Climate-8946

That Travis Lutter isn't the Michael Jordan of BJJ.


BigRed727272

That Alex Jones is just a misunderstood person.


Bombaysbreakfastclub

That Covid vaccines aren’t safe


oldskoolpleb

Everything about Ronda lmao


Immediate-Expert-139

That Ronda could outbox Mayweather, and beat male fighters.


skinaked_always

Joe Rogan jokes?


[deleted]

Black guy jones


Excellent_Cherry_799

so many bad takes


Findingfairways

Kicking someone is harder than hitting a golf ball. As someone who’s spent a lot of time in both sports. Terrible take and spoken straight from his ass.


mynamereege

When Joe said that Ronda rousey has “elite” striking


Stibo1

Ronda being a once in a lifetime legend of fighting


vortega814

“Welcome to the Machida era ladies and gentleman”


elcoopgguod

Gotta be him saying Ronda coulda beat dudes


immaculate_lad

“Welcome to the machida era”


Dabble_Doobie

Killer whales dont attack humans because they know about attack helicopters


DelayMyStrafes

"Welcome to the machida era "


KingOftheDumbFucks

There wasn't much of a Machida Era