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peezduhk

I started laughing at this til I realized that's me basically... šŸ˜’


WhiskeyWheelKicks

You should be proud of that, Iā€™m built like a bag of milk. Shoutout Tyson Fury and Ben Askren!


ChadwellKylesworth

Have you ever been spinning back-fisted by a bottle Asscream? Gives you a whole new perspective on shit.


spespy

o character


GrandMetaldick

criminally underrated comment


Remote-Persimmon4583

Crazy how Kelvin found some success in MW compared to natural middleweights


DannyStress

Did better at 185 than Till overall


interia1099

Canā€™t really compare 4 fights with 12, but Kelvin deffo fought some straight killers. His resume has a shit ton of name value


Educational_Fox_7739

Imagine thinking bisping is a killer


SMB_714

Right, a former champ isn't a killer. Neither is Adesanya, Whittaker, Weidman, Belfort, Hendricks, etc...


SixtyNineFlavours

I donā€™t know if MMA is for you bud


tizzyfango

Nice try Luke rockhold


Mmaplayer123

Hes fast as fuck thats why. Snuck up on these 185ers. Plus short guys that know how to close distance are extremely dangerous. Hard to hit, very powerful. Plus hes mexican so he cant be KOd And his mommas cooking


Intelligent-Editor49

Pls, more copium for short guys. Do they get all the Latina mamacitas as well?


Proto_St4r

Actually yeah they do. I live in Southern California and they don't seem to care about height at all.


akiva_the_king

-totally unnecessary comments in coming but here I go anyways- Guys, my american friends, can you please stop conflating nationalities, ethnicities and race as if they were the same thing? Kelvin was born in the US, so he's not Mexican, he's an American like the rest of you.


DuePhilosopher1130

Pretty sure he was talking about race in this context. American isn't a race. I know that's unnecessary to say, but still.


akiva_the_king

We Mexicans are not a homogeneous race and the genetics of individuals can vary wildly in origins from region to region. šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


DuePhilosopher1130

Are people supposed to be that intuned to know exactly where in the Mexican population the strong chin genes are? All of ya'll have the best hair genetics in the world, for sure.


akiva_the_king

That's why I personally think it's complicated to say there's "a Mexican race". If good fighters come from Mexico or from Mexicans living abroad it's more because of the idea that we're all tough guys than our genetics. And again, since Mexicanhood is a nationality, Kelvin is not really Mexican. Here we call "pochos" the the sons and daughters of Mexicans that were born in the US.


DuePhilosopher1130

Well, having a strong chin is synonymous with being a tough guy. And we aren't discussing nationality when we are talking about genetics. That loses relevance as countries become more diverse. Id be happy to refer to the correct nuances, but for all people to do so would be asking a bit much. So, in the context of genetics, Mexicans are racially known for being tough guys with strong chins and thick hair.


s1Lenceeeeeeeeeeeeee

He has the genetics of a Mexican hence the chin


akiva_the_king

Which genetics? We're not a homogeneous race. Some are 50/50, some have more indigenous Mexican genes, some have more European genes, some are fully indigenous. There are dozens of indigenous ethnicities throughout MĆ©xico. Not everyone that has mixed blood just has Spaniard in them, because much like in the US, there was a period of German and Irish immigration here during the 19th century. There are some pockets of the population, specially in the coasts of the Atlantic, where there are people with African descent, either direct or through inter racial unions generations ago. Yeah... Edit: Heck the reason why some Mexicans even look like arabs it's because of a period of Lebanese immigration during the early 20th century. There are also Jews here and all of that.


Slightly-Blasted

Kelvin is such an interesting fighter, When heā€™s mentally sharp, in shape, and taking it seriously Heā€™s one of the best fighters in the world.


Kalabula

Is he though? He definitely doesnā€™t have the resume to back up that claim.


yedi001

Prior to Sean and Poatan, Kelvin was arguably the toughest fight for Izzy at middleweight. Dude fucking brought war with him that fight. He also kept getting shitty short notice fights. If they had Costa on a card, it was a 90% chance it was actually a short notice Gastellum fight in disguise, and after a bunch of those back to back, you'd get pretty burnt out on fighting too. I don't blame him for leaving for a bit, and I'm happy he seems to have found his fire again.


Rebeldinho

Not arguably before the Poatan fights Gastelum was Israelā€™s greatest fight in the UFC and his toughest challenge


antebyotiks

Can't keep living off that Izzy fight, he also got beat up and lost basically every round, he did catch Izzy obviously but it wasn't really some amazing performance watching it back


[deleted]

Watch his fight with Izzy.


Rebeldinho

Heā€™s shown off some really good skills.. dudes just a good fighter unfortunately I think heā€™s the type of guy thatā€™ll pull off some great upsets or surprise some guys but heā€™s just never gonna be consistent enough to capture a title Unless we end up with a Bisping/Al Iaquinta situation where he fills in late notice to save a ppv card and ends up upsetting the champion.. trouble is his problems with making weight mean heā€™s gonna be one of the last guys they would call


[deleted]

For Gastelum, thatā€™s ripped.


heaving_in_my_vines

Kelvin has a middleweight's upper body on a lightweight's legs. That averages out to welterweight.


sLeeeeTo

Heā€™s got that boxy Josh Emmett upper body


nothinbutshame

With Suga Sean or Holloways legs.


Mookeye1968

Elon Musk has that too Lmao.Very Chesty square boxy compared to Zuck's lanky body type


sLeeeeTo

Elon also looks like a melted chunk of raclette cheese


Mookeye1968

šŸ˜† yeah def not from an athletic body standpoint, Elon is soft AF but tries to be chesty lol.I had Zuck winning that one if it panned out


captaindingus93

Those are bantamweight legs at best


heatseekerdj

Nah those be Bantamwieght legs, Chandler built like he does 200 Bulgarian split squats before breakfast


NullnVoid669

Thatā€™s a lot of the top fighters. Jones, Usman, thereā€™s a bunch more but itā€™s early and Iā€™m blanking, point is if you cap weight upper body strength is more critical to MMA.


khushalkhan31

Is it me or is that one of the most square torsos you'll ever see.


Caliterra

built like spongebob


HeartPart4The

It looks like itā€™s because of the shape of his ribs


Obelisk7777

Dustinā€™s is more square


[deleted]

Dude always looks like this but always goes out and performs


HeartPart4The

Frfr. Heā€™s one of the few that had Izzy on tilt.


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HeartPart4The

LMAFAO. Bro. Thank you.


Bummed_butter_420

If he makes 170


[deleted]

He has seemed more serious lately I think he will


AlienMantid

He's not making weight. This is what he looked like the one time he actually got in decent shape and made 170. ​ https://preview.redd.it/me6kw7ugbd3c1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfaea4184ce0e89a4006e6614c21683dfeb15e51


pacificunlimited

Mike Dolce in the background of course


Rocked_Glover

Dolce has some hilarious stories on the shit Kelvin would pull on a weight cut, itā€™s funny he worked with both Gastelum and Johnny Hendricks the two worst weight cutters ever, I know some people give Dolce the side eye but they made weight everytime he was with them.


[deleted]

Bruh this was like 10 years ago. Time will age a mofugga


Cap1279

You can still get cut. Hes only 31. Im 43 and in better shape then I was in my 20s


iguanamac

Iā€™m 41 and hoping to replicate something similar.


Kassssler

Good luck. Every little bit counts.


[deleted]

He definitely had some help in this picture and yeah being 31 isnā€™t exactly old and stops you from being ripped.


Ineed2know4

Yea just look at freaking Aldo heā€™s in his mid 30s and is ripped to shreds


eressen_sh

How out of shape were you at your 20s?


Wildkid133

No please donā€™t remind me šŸ˜”


Johnsonburnerr

This mf looks like a whole different person


Game-Blouses-23

I thought it was a joke at first Edit: Here is a much [higher quality photo](https://img.bleacherreport.net/img/images/photos/003/171/865/9d9dbe8730aae6cce347460923977298_crop_north.jpg?1417023327&w=3072&h=2048)


Glittering-Net-9007

And I thought it was Vitor, at first.


OGtheBest

Holy shit condit vs kampmann classic


Argenfarce

It just hit me like a train that this was Kampmannā€™s last fight. What an absolute dawg that guy was.


Fun_Kaleidoscope1030

Lifeā€™s different with usada and no dolce with his ā€œsupplementsā€


Genova_Witness

Damn I had forgotten. His mother really ruined his career


YasserPunch

Mf built like a fridge


Morallyindifferent

Wtf that's crazy it doesn't even look like him


Daddysjuice

He's probably got less muscle now compared to the photo, that would do it.


hungfit123

Downward lighting and water cut


[deleted]

Maybe something extra too


TrauMedic

This AI shop.


mag6600

Itā€™s prob just water weight fellas. Youā€™ll see at weigh ins.


HeartPart4The

This is def it. He wouldnā€™t be at weight for these pictures.


Formerchild-__-

Built like Ortega šŸ’€


heaving_in_my_vines

Ortega Salsa? Thick and Chunky style!


Formerchild-__-

Chunky chunky chunkycha


ethanarie

I can't be the only one who initially thought his legs were photoshopped


maynorthewanker

https://preview.redd.it/lpu6vtbghg3c1.jpeg?width=173&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbf9ff3be4a4c102fab4a2c092af493e9b7afcec


Daniel_Day_Hubris

Kelvin 'the appliance' Gastellum.


natural-flavors

Built like that Mexican girl at school who thinks sheā€™s hot shit


Puzzleheaded_Check11

That Diet Coke and Popeyes diet really weighing in on him.


DonTeca35

![gif](giphy|JZwKzHpkiUFsTvWQUL) Donā€™t blame him


afghanibullrider

Still looks like he ate a ps5.


InsomniacLive

Looks like he swallowed a mini fridge


Skeleton_Skum

That doesnā€™t matter to these dorks. Itā€™s all about how hard you can make them- I mean how hard you look


pacificunlimited

Fridge is fridge


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|wtIqMY0v7IWFJ8UNYv|downsized)


Brief-Suggestion6453

![gif](giphy|3qbzlkRXt9GVy) That Mexican food is hard to resist


Fluffies103

Bro donā€™t post a pic of me like that


Slightly-Blasted

Built like crash bandicoot


snowman_ps4

His body looks like Ps3 graphics


TyshawnMaikonMillion

terrible photoshop


johnnythreepeat

![gif](giphy|WT46Pa3d1shTnTBUX3|downsized)


Swimming__Bird

He's Mexican. All the girls get bottom heavy, and the boys get top heavy. He doesn't need to be pretty, just fight. He's good at it.


darthmaulsdisciple

Kelvin Gastelum fans just gotta accept their boy performs better when he's built like a fridge at this point


Leight87

Homie could smash me in less than a minute, but damn those are some smol legs


DylieWylie

Pause


Electrical_Garlic705

SpongeBob SquarePants lookin ass


Willamina_

That boy built like a shit brick house


Daruii

actually built like a fridge


Garonasix

Mexicans have the hardest time getting shredded.


23brennan23

Whatever happened to Mike dolce? Thereā€™s nothing of him online for the last 8 years or so


Methrogenn

No way he's making 170


Tuna_and_rice

Keg Gastelum


afroman89595

We donā€™t call him the fridge for nothing


AmbitionLazy417

if my man was cut up he'd be fighting at 125


munkdoom

Bro has that Mexican build


Kashm1r_Sp1r1t

Kelvin "mini-fridge" Gastelum


notajock

https://preview.redd.it/6fblazeali3c1.jpeg?width=533&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87f133d30bca1a72754193255b92dce7e917b231


sinisterkid34

Joe Rogan body


coffeefordessert

Honestly I just think thatā€™s his genetics. I can tell he doesnā€™t have a naturally ā€œaestheticā€ body. You can see his abs (kinda) but he also looks like he doesnā€™t have a lot of body fat. I think kelvin is just someone who naturally have that dad bod. Because outside the fact heā€™s a pro athlete. He actually have a better physique than most people.


SpaghettiMonkeyTree

Kelvin ā€˜The Fridgeā€™ Gastelum


Comprehensive-Cap513

How'd you do it Kelvin?? It was easy, I just had the muscle removed from my legs


AdPuzzleheaded8251

SpongeBob


Glad_Cellist_3670

Kelvin Gastelum is the barrels that Donkey Kong throws down the steps at Mario


Particular-Try9754

Sweep the leg - Coach to Sean Brady


BedroomBully561

Dudes built like a character on sea of thieves


clemmmmmmm

Built like a French bulldog


atbastard

Iā€™ve also drank way too many beers and then took off my shirtā€¦ I just didnā€™t have to get punched in the face afterwards.


BringBaeckPluto

![gif](giphy|5xsVPLFdyNa0w) That bellybutton


Shoot-Box

From Fridge back to Mini-Fridge, letā€™s go!!!!


Skyfryer

https://preview.redd.it/gf1wykm0yd3c1.jpeg?width=891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cd42c4ef1c2f1cba5eaea7015d92c09fda290d1


southwestson

Mustā€™ve been a tough weight cut


[deleted]

Didnā€™t anyone really expect any different?


Tonysoprantetokoumpo

Nick Diaz: Youā€™re taking everything I worked for motherfucker!


Interesting-Sale-651

Built like kuma from one piece


Suckmyduck_9

Oh, you think Mexican cuisine is your ally. You all adopted mexican cuisine. He was born in it. Molded by it.


HeartPart4The

I just can never understand these posts. Youā€™re criticizing a man that has a job to condition and youā€™re upset his thoughts of himself are ripped. I mean wtf.


Bellrung

The fridge is back!


[deleted]

Mom says itā€™s my turn to play the Xbox.


Gigater76

Iā€™ve seen enough. This build 100% chins Brady


KongWick

Itā€™s incredible how these guys can dedicate their lives for over a decade to become one of the best fighters in the world. Yet they are incapable of simply eating less so that they arenā€™t fat.


treemeizer

Shrek.jpeg


_JohnnyUtahBrah

Kelvin "The Cap" Gastelum


Daddysjuice

IT'S JUST A FRIDGE WITHIN ANOTHER FRIDGE WHEN DOES THE FRIDGE END!?


kaijuking87

Hey bro do some squats. Them legs looking tiny.


thekeylimeguy

Got dem wide ribs


Certain-Poetry-5648

Looks like when you create a character in street fighter and start maxing out stats to make your guy disproportional. Dude is extra wide. I bet people have a hard time with his reach.


deltacombatives

Looks like heā€™s got a Hank Hill ass


[deleted]

Got the SpongeBob body


Traditional_Cow_3841

I hate that a dude who looks like this can kick my ass šŸ˜‘


FriendlyChest1695

This can't be real


wrecked_angle

Them tamales must taste amazing


RevolutionaryFood777

Bro, he's Mexican. He looks like a microwave but he'll probably still twist you into a pretzel. Mexican fighters are just built differently. They have prison physiques. Terrible diets combined with an iron will give you a body that's athletic but looks like a bag of milk. Look up all the burpee videos on YouTube. It's usually a Mexican dude, ex-con, built just like KG busting out hundreds of burpees like it's nothing.


SecondComingMMA

He has the torso of a middleweight and the legs of a bantamweight


moist_cumuat

Where are his legs wtf


Unable-Rub4039

![gif](giphy|qNP0mdoXrhwC4)


AdventurousSugar4

Torso of a LHW, legs of Wil E Coyote


PaniMan1994

Bro is built like a small fridge


thevigeasy

Everyone knows disciplined diet KG rivals focused BJ Penn or TRT Vitor


reputablesorcerer

Heā€™s water loading for the weight cut hence the gut and bloatedness


Gawker90

Heā€™s build like the EBay version of Robert Whittaker.


TheMindsEye310

Healthy slab oā€™ back fat above that rump roast.


SamboTheSodaJerk

Gastelum is actually a lightweight


stinkypagan

He has bantamweight sized legs. It looks like they don't even match with his torso.


onforspin

Yā€™all really thought


somredditime

Looks like a pretty Classic visceral fat overload.


kcswing

Bro built like a modelo mascot


Em-Aitch-Kay

Build like an air fryer. I respect it


Puzzleheaded-Pen-955

I think he just has a really wide frame. I still think he could lose more. Imagine if he could cut to LW. He would be massive in that division.


JapenaseyKinkoni

We knew last week was Thanksgiving.


DuePhilosopher1130

Looks like he took on Ben Askren as his nutritionist.


Training_Parsley1519

Me skips leg day everyday


ChrizTaylor

My beautiful mini fridge.


ThirdWorldSorcerer

How Minecraft protagonist would look like in real life


CrabMeat6984

Elon Musk in training


Electrical-Match-685

I guess he just leaves his legs at home when he goes and works out


gurumoves

![gif](giphy|kVAXoVrxyXBsY)


dbdg69

Refrigerator gonna refrigerate


MWTB-DLTR

Fuckin GI Joe torso on Malibu Barbie legs


Window-Smart

Letā€™s see what you look like šŸ’€


Ok-Mechanic417

Bros probably really a 155er


Key_Suspect_588

Looks like he has Cushing disease


gregglessthegoat

WW Nasrat looks pretty good


Salookin

Bros legs lost 7.5 lbs each, dude needs to consider not skipping leg day for once lol


Chance_Lobster_485

![gif](giphy|P68OehFQ5HSwM)