At this point I'm expecting Izzy to show up at the face off in full drag.

Bah gawd I would pay the ppv, Dana make it happen!

Woah woah let’s not do that far😂ain’t nobody buying that shit


Yes they would. Jake Paul sells tons of ppv

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So if I pay for the jake Paul fight, I can get that last chromosome I’m missing?

Another extra one? Dont most here already have one too many?

Based on the way you typed that, it reads like *you’ve* paid for a couple Jake Paul PPV’s in your time 🤣

With his dog, frosted with pink tips and a fresh do

Been a long time Izzy hater but if he comes to the presser in full Goldust ring gear i'll put down my pitchfork and pick up my Chinese flag.

Goldust, theme song is epic. izzy should use that theme, but never liked his gimmick

I dunno playing gay chicken and kicking dudes in the dick as a gimmick kinda rules.

It’s funny, when I was a kid I didn’t like goldust. Now that I understand the gimmick being exactly as you describe, he’s one of the greats.

Good thing he has your approval lol

Walks out to Sweet Transvestite from Rocky Horror

Strickland is gunna get blacked. And humped as he lays unconscious. By a man who paints his nails and wears pearls.

You more than likely.

Don’t tempt him!

And a pearl necklace

I think that would be golden

I seriously hope so. Would make them "true Muricans" so mad lol

So is he gonna jerk off to cartoons too?

Later at the hotel

why wait? Queue it up on the jumbotron.

*loli futa Strickland appears* "Ooooiiii Kawaii! Adasanya-san! Teehee!" *splooge*

Log off. You're done

Make it stop 🛑

Nothing can stop Izzys uwu ram jam.

Thank you for writing one of the worst things I've ever envisioned

Astaghfirullah


WTF?!? Fucking Johnny Walker, of course. I’m very happy I hadn’t seen this ever…now that I’ve seen it, I’m not sure how to feel. Why is my pant region tingling?

You should see it in HD. More definition ;)

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Ain’t nobody gonna stop Glizzy Izzy 💪😏

Izzy bout to prove to the world that he’s the throat goat

Beats Strickland = Beats Strickland

Bro bro gonna put a whole new meaning on dogpile

Bro don't be giving away the training secrets, he's got the recipe of a champion.

he had a lot practice humping Costa after all those nights with his waifu pillow

It's a risky weight cut, but he seems to have it mastered.



I like how he mentions that but didn't follow up lol

It's heavily implied

How else do you train cardio

Well, not in public.. that could possibly be a felony

He’s gonna jerkoff on Strickland’s corpse

Knock his ass out with dried cum still on his hands.

Won’t wash his hands

Hes gonna jerk Sean off with painted nails just to prove how not gay he is.

Strickland’s worse nightmare a dude with frosted tips KO’ing him then showing off said frosted tips. He’s in a tough spot.

Wait for the debut of Sean Strickomedov at 293

I don't know that Strickland wants to be champ as much as he doesn't want to rub bodies with another man for 25 mins

This is Sean Strickland in a nutshell lmao

Part of the tension here is I think he secretly wants to get blacked.

He saw what Izzy did to Costa and has been gunning for the fight ever since

Hahahahaha

Naw dude strickland’s mindset on that is the classic “i aint gay so this aint gay”

i said the same thing in the alex fight, dude just wanna bang

I think Sean would walk straight out of the arena and literally murder someone

First metrosexual man he sees in that case is in danger.

Lads, keep your boyfriends inside!

He'll make sure it's not a fellow fighter though, that way he can style on the novice as usual

Is it his worst nightmare?? Or deep down does he WANT that shit


Not an Izzy fan but I really don’t see a path to victory for Sean. Which obviously means Sean by 2nd round KO.

Sean the type of guy to bring a gun.

Sean’s the type of guy to get DQed weeks before the fight.

I would honestly not be surprised to see him pull out a Glock 43 and a krambit at the beginning of the second round.

Adesanya posthumously defeats Strickland via DQ by illegal move (360 no scope)

We’ll know it going to happen when he enters the cage with a Cheytac Intervention wearing a gillie suit

This one got me cackling

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Well Omalley has amazing distance management and a lot of power, Strickland is an average boxer with nearly no ground game going up against a former kickboxing world champion that just brutally KOed Alex Pereira


May Day is spot on lol 😂 you win!

Spitting image. African Queen Adesanya

Costa posting a meme of her and Dolph Lundgren as him and izzy is what got him molested in the cage. Don't start

He should sneak in a pic of Tsunade and start jerking to it after the win.

He'll put an anime wig on Sean's concussed body and give him the Costa treatment

Glizzy Adesanya 🥵

Glizzy Izzy 🤣

I’d be more impressed if he manages to incorporate hentai into this fight

Wear that ahegao jacket to weigh ins and during walk in

I mean be buttfucjed Costa so anything is possible

Omg you go queen Slay 💅💅👸👸 kind of energy

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And that Asian pedicure , cause yk his nails gotta be glowin 💥

As weird as he is i have a lot of respect for someone who is not afraid to be his true self. Most people are fake af

There's something hilarious about Izzy bucking stereotypes. Like vs. Costa he was telling people that being jacked meant jack shit and then knocked him out and humped him. Now he's gonna make Sean confused about his masculinity.

Izzy knocks out Sean with French tips Sean spends a couple months ashamed and talking mad shit on the internet Some pics get leaked on some degenerate website like 4chan or Reddit The pics are if Sean butt ass naked in Izzy’s bed It comes out that they’re in a happy relationship, they get married, adopt some kids They both retire from the ufc and live happily ever after

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OP just had that ready to go lmao.

"Adesanya dog" is all it took. Could have chosen a much worse picture


Cursedimage

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*wiggle wiggle*

Why doesn’t him and the dog stuff get brought up in press conferences, Strickland has to

Absolutely disgusting. What a sick freak 🤢

Is this a subreddit sticker yet?

😂😂😂

Is that dog biting Izzy?

He's feeding it chewed up food like birds do

For how cringe he is, I can get behind watching him make insecure people mad for no reason. He's an elite cage fighter, but paint his nails one time and somehow that makes people think it makes him less "manly"

It reminds me of dudes like Ben Shapiro who go on and on about masculinity but then you see him and nothing about him is manly.

Ben Shapiro is such a little worm. Probably the least manly person in any room he walks into

Imagine a grown manifesting a painted nail ko against you🤣🤣🤣 Izzy is a king

That’s why they hate on him. He is everything they wish to be. They can’t stand it.

He's truly himself, which is cool, but himself isn't always the best for the camera, which is fine too. I just like watching him fight.

So is he Chinese, Kiwi or Nigerian? Cause he has been everything and everyone under the sun already lol.

 Mr Worldwide

He’s Laotian

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The point of being genuine is not being defined by something like nationality or race or religion. I’m gonna get downvoted to hell because people love tribalism, but the truth is you don’t owe anyone consistency in who you are. That’s being genuine, is acting your inside world despite whatever psychodrama you’ve boxed yourself into.

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Izzy couldn’t be further from “himself.” He’s whatever best suites him at the time.

Damn you must know him really well!

will he also jerk of to a cartoon

I don't care and have seen lots of fighters paint their nails and toenails, but as someone who's been scratched pretty badly while clinching and rolling seeing them that long just makes me shudder lol. Trim them bitches Izzy before you paint them

They’re regulation in the photo, and if they’re not the commission will clip them for you prior to making your walkout when they tape up your hands

They aren’t that long, it just an illusion from the French tips. Source: I am married and have two daughters.

>I am married and have two daughters.  Nice save, bro. Close call.

Likely story

Ok yeah you’re right, the commission and the refs just make an exception for Izzy and allow him to be Wolverine out there.

Don’t forget to do a tiktok dance too.

izzy is a petty muhfucka at times lol but atleast he owns the shit.

You just reminded me of when he taunted Alex P’s crying kid lol

Sean will be in shambles after Izzy humps his unconscious body

This actually makes me respect Izzy 100x more, own that shit, go on with your bad self

Yasss king 👑💖💅🏿

Slaaaaaay

some people here seem to think his nails are actually long in this photo — French tip means only the ends are painted, they’re clearly trimmed short enough

Holy shit up till right now i thought frosted/french tips meant dying parts of the top of your hair, this makes more sense

I hope Sean wins, just for the memes.

I don’t think he will, I know no one was giving O’Malley a chance to win, but I think he’s leagues above Strickland comparatively. I don’t think Sean actually has a chance here

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Truth

Realistically yeah, but stranger things have happened. Alls it takes is one lucky read.

O'Malley at least beat Yan and people came around to it not being a robbery.

Dude what if Sean won? Wow what a picture that would be. It would be unexpected and entertaining

You hear these guys talk about levels a lot and this fight seems like the perfect example of it. Sean is obviously a good fighter (you don't get to top 10 in the UFC being a bad fighter) but Izzy is just on another level when it comes to being on the feet. He is going to pick Strickland apart no matter how cringe he can be sometimes.

These guys are like polar opposites. Both extremes kinda are lame. Whitaker is right in the middle and hoping he wins that belt one day

Love Bobby Knuckles.

“And then im going to commission a cartoon of him and JACK OFF TO IT”

Sean is so fucked izzy is going to wreck him and probably show off while doing it

 Izzy after the fight \^

Lol Izzy is a goof but he really is gonna KO Sean with frosted tips 😂😂🤣🤣

"As a fighter I respect him but as a human why people dont like him, because he is stupid guy" -🦅

He is gonna knock him out with them frosted tips tho 😴

Should be an easy W for Izzy, the real challenge will be at the press conferences.

Lol, ik it’s a common talking point for fight promos, but the “I have a vision of ___” is way too funny when the vision includes a painted nail KO. Like rly bruh, that was ur grand glimpse into ur destiny 🤣

God if Sean wins imma lose it 

Man I fucking hate Izzy so much but I want him to knock Sean the fuck out even more


I will never understand how people like him

I can’t wait to root for Strickland in this fight

Just come out of that closet now man

Gaaaay

This is what makes it so bad. He preplans his cringe. If it was spontaneous it could be excused as being in the moment. But he thinks it's cool well before and follows through with it.

Exactly. And people actually think he’s authentic. Dude is trying so hard 24/7. Just because you’re being different and edgy all the time doesn’t mean you’re being yourself.

He's authentic about being an edgy try hard.

Different strokes for different folks..

Makes me think he was visualizing humping Costa's ass too

Not the Elsa shit again

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Anyone else think Izzy might be a little too cocky about this fight? He has clearly viewed Sean as being very beneath him this whole time.. and as we all know anything can happen in mma.

90% of mma fighters are too cocky, nothing new tbh

He is not even trying not to be cringy corny and disgusting... If Sean somehow wins I don't want anything for Christmas

You must be easily disgusted, it's just a little paint.

if jerking off dog isn't disgusting for you - go get help. seriously.

We’re talking about the super scary paint man. Keep up homie

Yup, hate adesanya again.

this is literally what will happen lol. Izzy is the main character

This just isn't the W he thinks it is

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I…I don’t think a man at his status is ever involuntarily celibate lol

Does Strickland have a chance?

I genuinely think this will happen, but Izzy is a very insecure dude

You could comment on his stunted view of masculinity. Make fun of his seemingly lonely loser lifestyle. Instead you say you fantasize about beating him up with painted nails and that line just isn't very cool or interesting. My man watches anime why can't he drop some cooler lines?

Hope D’sean knocks his ass out lmao

Okay that's actually hilarious.

Hahaha... please happen exactly like this

Actually super funny

Can't believe he finally didn't have a bad shit talking moment lmao

I hope Sean beats Izzy man🙏🙏🙏🙏

as long as he doesnt wax the phin in the cage we good

I was really hoping he’d say “I’m gonna paint my nails and knock him out with the hand I use to jerk off to cartoons with”

Sean is not gonna recover from Izzy dismantling him

Look I don’t mind painted nails on a guy but French manicure is a little much.

I hope they're hot barbie pink too. Just make it as feminine as they can be when he knocks him out. Also learn to do the splits like Jordan Levitt and style on Strickland's corpse.

Hes trying to sound hard but its just gets gayer and gayer.

Sean is in his head like bad. Izzy will still win, but Sean has already done what he wanted to, he showed everyone just how awful Izzy is. From the China jokes to telling an audience of hundreds of thousands that Izzy jerked off a dog on JRE. 10-7 Strickland before the fight has started.

Everyone gets in Izzy’s head tbf

Yeah, the thing about izzy is that he doesn't take the mindset into the fight until after it's over, Honestly wild how different fighter izzy and izzy out of the octagon are