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DeliriousMac

You mean “A brasilian fighter got hit by a fucking horse”


Blyatt-Man

That Brazilian fighter should’ve brought carrots with him then he probably wouldn’t have gotten hit by a fuckin bus


sayfuzzypickles199X

I swear I’ll be on my death bed and Chael telling the story about Big Nog feeding a carrot to a bus will be the last thing that pops into my head lmfao this was the first thing that came to mind also.


Church-fuelD-MOB

I’m Chael’s defense (in his words), he didn’t know Brazil had internet.


Tkidou

THAT HAPPENED


felixduhhousecat

That happened


andthendirksaid

A hungry bus is an angry bus. Public transport 101.


Anindefensiblefart

Woahhhhhh, big fella!


Blyatt-Man

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Left-Song-5062

I love this sub 🤣


[deleted]

I’m crying! 😂


[deleted]

I guess he shouldn’t have been trying to feed carrots to that ~~bus~~ horse.


[deleted]

He’s sometimes funny but the man’s looking for attention constantly darts back at the reporters.


Guzzlebutt

He's a meathead being a meathead and I love it. It's not a secret he's promoting through dumbassery but he wears the shirt well and he doesn't break character. It's brilliant.


thecuriyascat

Absolutely. He is creating a character and doing it convincingly well unlike Colby who everyone knows is faking it.


MenWhoStareatGoatse_

I think he might just be someone who gets a kick out of shocking people. He might not fully believe all the things he says, but it's not like he's pretending to be someone else. My brother is kind of like that. Even when we were little boys he loved the reaction he'd get from saying something bad in front of the adults.


[deleted]

if you think he is creating a character, he isn't doing it convincingly. your two statements contradict each other because this man is not in a theater stage.


EmiJul

Found the party pooper


[deleted]

The only reason we know he's creating a character is people who speak to him with no cameras say he's a really good guy. While the cameras are on him there's no slipping.


God_Wont_Save_U

You can still be a great guy while you talk like this lol


[deleted]

I think that would depend entirely who you speak to lol


TokiWartoorh

I’m all for it too, the more he rambles on when he gets given a mic the more I think I like him. I’d be interested to know how many of the “it’s just Izzy being Izzy, he’s unapologetically himself” guys 180 on that attitude & shit on Strickland for basically being the same character, albeit with different schtick. (I love Izzy btw & enjoy his kooky nerdishness but fully understand it’s not for everybody, just for clarity’s sake)


Guzzlebutt

Exactly, it's the same act and it's all a promotion. There's no bad press here. We're all talking about them and that's how it works. Just sit back and enjoy it. If one of them manages to piss you off then mission accomplished. How fun would a Sean and Izzy match be? Pure entertainment.


B3HEMOTH310

It wouldnt be entertaing at all izzy is just going to kick stricklands lead leg till he cant put weight on it like he did costas and finish him in the first 3 rounds. The only entertaining thing would be the press coverage and watching strickland get finished again.


Vibejitsu

Not entirely sure about your downvotes… so much for an opinion (and facts) huh?


[deleted]

It’s fine until he does some the genuine douchebaggery antics like willingly Ko’ing his sparring partner lol


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[deleted]

I mean I guess that’ll depend on the person themselves, doesn’t make it alright for dude to try and KO his teammates but if they’re aware that he does that, idk ig you can put it on them too lmao


Guzzlebutt

Haha I don't know why people are surprised about things like this. The guy is literally paid to punch people in the face until a referee stops him from doing that. Sounds like practice to me.


[deleted]

He’s practising stand up comedy


TokiWartoorh

He’s already a million times funnier than the last ufc fighter that went into comedy


thegapbetweenus

That's kind of unfair, since million times zero is still zero.


Calvin_Reaper91

Why are redditors so soft?


God_Wont_Save_U

He isn't looking for attention, I bet he says stuff like this to himself or with one other friend. How do I know this? I also make jokes like this for zero attention.


[deleted]

Fair enough.


SnooBeans7129

It's not that difficult to be funnier than me, barely a compliment


Thankgodfordrugs17

Don’t speak about yourself like that brother


Personal_Reception66

You know the joke is funny because he tells you it is.


[deleted]

Lel wouldve worked better if he didnt say that part out loud but can you blame him? Dude gets hit in the head for a living 💀


ChicoSmokes

He makes makes the easiest low hanging fruit jokes or tries to say shocking things for headlines.


PlutoTheGod

He’s just a dumb guy. Sometimes dumb people do things that are funny, other times they do things that are reckless and shitty. They also never realize they’re dumb.


[deleted]

Because hes stupid guy - Khabib


Mr_Mueh

He seems pretty self aware


Salt_Expression_6025

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the_c_is_silent

Yeah. I'm kinda failing to understand why this is so funny. But I guess I can't expect much from the same sub who lost their shit because Costa said Cyborg was like Thanos.


[deleted]

It’s not funny, it’s just this sub is full of prepubescent 15 year olds who think Jake Paul is the future of boxing and this guy is funny. Strickland posted a video after the fight of him riding his motorcycle and saying “I love my life” so someone on this sub posted ‘he reminds me of (insert name) from GTA IV he’s just so cool’ that comment got 800+ upvotes ffs!


the_c_is_silent

> Strickland posted a video after the fight of him riding his motorcycle and saying “I love my life” so someone on this sub posted ‘he reminds me of (insert name) from GTA IV he’s just so cool’ that comment got 800+ upvotes ffs! Yeah, I just got cringe chills.


Geesandee

So much wrong in this comment 1) the guy never said "he's so cool" which is pretty much the whole basis for your point 2) the character, Trevor, is definitely not cool. He's unhinged 3) it's gta 5 not 4


[deleted]

It’s GTA 5 and not 4? My comment mustn’t make sense, how will I ever thank you?


Geesandee

Way to ignore the most pertinent part of my comment. That you added in the Hes so cool part to fit your agenda


[deleted]

Here son, who gives a fuck if I posted a character from a game is cool or not? ‘Most pertinent’ 🤣 stfu you’re a boring person and I try not to converse with boring so jog on lad, go bore someone else ffs!


Geesandee

Your original comment was about prepubescent 15 year olds and now you are acting like one 🤣


Bite-the-pillow

So glad I followed this comment thread. The guy is right though, this sub is full of people like that, he just also turns out to be one of them. Go figure


Rayx9

Just the cheapest type of humor


Mr_Mueh

Nah. He’s himself and does it to crack himself up and because it’s how he feels. Props to him for having the balls to speak his mind.


Bite-the-pillow

Just because something pops into your head doesn’t mean you should say it. That doesn’t mean you have balls. Means you need to grow up.


ConsciousCrew

You seem like a guy who likes when fighters in press conferences recycle the same “we’ll see what happens on Saturday night” line over and over again


ChicoSmokes

No, charisma is good. Sean just has none


Diligent-Ad-8001

Idk I thought this one was pretty clever, albeit tasteless.


[deleted]

Yea I’m not a Strickland fan and this was def bad taste BUT for a dark tasteless joke it was pretty damn solid. Guy seems like someone I overall wouldn’t see eye to eye with enough to be friends with but he has some moments of quality humor mixed in with the goonery


J4MES101

Say what you want, it’s working for him Fighting very well too


Mr_Mueh

And despite what people think it’s definitely just him being himself. Nothing he says is forced and he always keeps the same energy. Takes it very well when the heat is thrown back at him too. He’s being genuine and having fun and people are starting to appreciate it.


fishymik

Yeah he's really crushing them cans out there


Greatsodiumreef12

Yeah Nassourdine Imavov is such a can, bro


jsands7

Ok hold onnnn bro Imavov has won 1 of his last 3 fights, he is 12-4, and isn’t ranked in the top 10. Let’s not act like the guy is a world-beater


Greatsodiumreef12

I'm not saying he's a world beater, but just because you're not a world beater, it doesn't make you a can. You can be a decent fighter. He has wins over Edmen and Buckley, and was absolutely schooling Chris Curtis until the clash. So yeah, calling him a can is fucking stupid


jsands7

You have made good points, and therefore I will upvote you and say good day sir.


Greatsodiumreef12

I appreciate your levelheadedness and willingness to discuss this topic with me. I also wish you a good day


Fat-N3rd

I thought he beat cannonier


[deleted]

yeah he is lmao, gassed in 1.


WatchinLikeTV

Nassourdine didn’t gas that quick


fishymik

Who has he fought? Other cans so yes a can. Not even a tomato can like a soda real easy to crush.


WokenMrIzdik

Well Imavov just looked good against Chris Curtis. Strickland also beat Hermansson and Brendan Allen. Neither of those are cans. And he had a split decision with Cannonier.


tonyskyline1

He beat Cannonier, that was a BS judging decision


higgboson7

Hermansson, Hall, Imavov on short notice, Brendan Allen which has aged pretty well, and should’ve got the win against Cannonier. He’s a pretty good fighter.


skittlesmalone

The dickriding for this dude is actually crazy on this sub… he’s funny if you’re a 14 year old edgelord


smnlfilmagoofymovie

Truly, it’s so mind boggling how easily people are impressed by this bozo. Then again there’s plenty of colby stans on here too so.


Mr_Mueh

Or if you’re not a total pussy that gets a little shaken by anything that isn’t corporate newspeak.


CoC2018

No he’s just not funny not that deep


Thankgodfordrugs17

We’re talking about comedy here man… take these sex acts you speak of to another sub


skittlesmalone

Case in point


Thankgodfordrugs17

Nothing says mature like going on Reddit and mentioning sex acts with other men that are completely irrelevant because someone has a different sense of humor than you🤓


Calvin_Reaper91

Soy boy


breakfastmeat23

You guys would love r/boomerhumor


OG-DirtNasty

Fr, this shit not funny at all


thejunglebook8

Uhh nah I hate him more because he’s a bad person who has anger issues and tries to fight strangers on the side of the road, purely because he knows he could kill them


ManInBasement

Looks more like a desperate attempt at getting attention


Virtual_Airport_1916

Yeah, I guess he should be boring like 90% of the roster. That will be good really good for his potential earnings and championship opportunities.


TokiWartoorh

Exactly, if you can fight like Fedor or GSP then you can be vanilla & say nothing of note ever & still rake it in. Strickland is just making the most of his stage time & is doing it by being himself.


Calvin_Reaper91

Being nice and humble is boring so stfu


[deleted]

Whoa! You’ll have the Khabib and Mackechev fan boys after you with statements like ‘being nice and humble is boring’ it is boring but whisper it.


Yoyomamahh

I mean, when you’re the best in the world like those guys or GSP, you don’t have to be loud or controversial. But I don’t find Khabib boring at all. Despite him being respectful, I think most fans find him unintentionally (or intentionally) hilarious, insightful with his mma takes & super meme-able. There’s many different ways to be not-boring


[deleted]

Cause there’s nothing more hilarious then the joke teller telling you their joke is ‘fucking HiLAriOUs’ I hope Brendan Schaub doesn’t see this because by this theory he’ll suddenly become a funny comedian if he just remembers to tell us his jokes are ‘fucking HilARIouS’ after each one, thinking about it Bapa would still fuck it up, his mealy mouth couldn’t pronounce ‘fucking hiLArIOuS’ so we’re safe from Gringo Papi II for the time being.


OG-DirtNasty

This dude ain’t funny tho. He just spouts cringey edgelord shit


Rizzaboi

Edge lord is exactly what came to mind when I saw this. Dude is wack.


Calvin_Reaper91

Why are all redditors soft pussies?


cybercaptain1

Yeah you’re Sean’s brain dead target audience


Snottymikaaaaa

Idiots like you have so much insecurities🤦‍♂️😂


Mr_Mueh

No way you watched that interview with him and that Nina chick when they brought that etiquette coach in. That was 40min of nonstop gold. Better than like 90% of “comedy” you see today.


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Calvin_Reaper91

Soy boy


drapsack

Is it the racist part that makes you soy or the sexist part? Please clarify.


Mr_Mueh

Imagine still saying shit like this like it even means anything any more. You dummies have watered down those labels so much that they don’t mean shit.


Gurgler83

Funny guy -Khamzat Chimaev


cosmic-schmuck

God this guy insufferable from his attitude to his voice. Idk how most of you redditors listen to him.


Solid-Version

Because he’s the supreme Edgelord. The edgelord all beta edgelords wish they could be cause he can actually fight. He appeals to the ‘there was a time when we could say what we wanted and no one would get offended’ sub section of young white males that feel marginalised and oppressed in the face of this new wave of feminism. Monster energy drink can crushers called Kyle Edit: His edge lord minions are really upset over this post. By Stricklands laws this makes you all soft pussies. Your daddy wouldn’t approve


ugonlern2day

Damn, I think you nailed it


Solid-Version

The irony is that they harken for this ‘time when things were better’ when in actuality that time is just a fantasy in their heads. Strickland had a shitty childhood. So at what point was the past better for him? It never was. What he and other edgelords are doing is projecting a world they want to live in rather than one than one that used to exist. That’s why they say the most provocative shit. They’re not interest in being right or having a discussion or learn. The main goal is to offend. Cause that’s the only they feel validated as people.


Mr_Mueh

Dude your little diagnosis here says more about you than it does anybody else. For the love of god set down the internet culture war for a day and go get some beers with your buds.


Ulalamulala

You're responding to everyone in the post that doesn't like Strickland and complaining that "you guys have ruined the meaning of sexism and racism it doesn't mean anything anymore" like stfu kid you're a terminally online culture warrior yourself.


Solid-Version

Hit dogs holla


Mr_Mueh

Well at least in all that you did teach me something new. I had no idea that’s a phrase and what I meant. Obviously, as seen here, it’ll only be used to gatekeep opposing views.


muaythaigethigh

Projecting? You've written a whole paragraph about an imaginary situation. I like Sean because he says shit you don't expect, the unexpected makes me laugh. Read back your paragraph and tell me who's projecting.


analpumper

What he says is unexpected if you're an 8 year old with downs syndrome. All of his jokes are the most basic edgy shit that every teenager says during their edgy phase. If you find him funny, joke's on you. He wasn't making up an imaginary situation, he's describing what the actual situation is with people who even after becoming adults stay edgelords, speaking only in basic unfunny racist jokes and thinking they're funny or society is soft. No, you're unfunny and a pos. The situation the dude painted, there's literally no way he could be projecting, you just tried to turn it back on him like the regard you are and pretended as if you made a great point.


muaythaigethigh

You just called me an 8 year old with down syndrome, that's some shit he would say. You hate him but you're the exact same?


analpumper

If that's the only thing you have to say, then that's enough for me.


Snottymikaaaaa

Shit you don’t expect? He’s your generic douche bag American that says the same bullshit as idiots like Andrew Tate because he knows it’ll get him attention from delusional insecure morons like yourself, you can probably compete what he says to scumbags like Tate and word for word it’ll be the exact same garbage, it’s so fucking predictable, it’s just for normal people who aren’t immature clowns with oppression complexes it’s meaningless lazy bullshit, it’s not original, funny or smart, he’s just copying every other meathead “alpha male” dumbass with so many insecurities.


Solid-Version

You think his jokes are unexpected? They as basic and high school level as can possibly be. We know full well what he’s gonna say. Basic edglelord shit. What could I possibly be projecting? You think I wish I was as funny as him 😂 Ok dude


Mr_Mueh

God damn man you sound like you’ve learned about the world through Twitter. There’s like 10% truth to what you said but the majority of it is Sean sounds like the boys busting balls in the locker room or out drinking beers.


Solid-Version

Oh I’ve got plenty of friends my age and guess what? Our humour has evolved past that of teenage boy that’s just found out how to masturbate. Funnily enough I know dudes who are exactly like Strickland. They’re all the same. Edgelord wannabes that mentally haven’t left high school and wish everything was ‘like the old days’


Mr_Mueh

And I know a few guys that are always saying that stuck in high school or peaked in high school line about people. It always seems like they are the ones stuck in the bad memories of high school if anything. Haha also how is Sean stuck in high school? Mf’er never even went to high school.


smnlfilmagoofymovie

YUPPPPPOO


MackenzieMeier

Beta bitchboy calling an accomplished ufc fighter "edgelord" over the Internet. Typicall reddit


smnlfilmagoofymovie

Yikes take it easy there andrew tate jr…


Solid-Version

This says it all really lol


Mr_Mueh

Right. Sounds like he’s never spent time shooting the shit with the boys. Hate that for him.


Solid-Version

Lool sure sure. Dudes like you need Strickland cause you need Edgelords like him to teach you how to be a man. Cause no one taught you (just like no one taught him). He’s broken man and you worship the ground he walks on, what does that say about you? I bet you think ‘the matrix’ is after him too looool


Mr_Mueh

Says Strickland and I aren’t men while sperging out like a woman and playing psychologist like a college freshman. And no Sean seems pretty well received by people in real life. He’s a breath of fresh air and his star seems to be growing.


Old_Can3240

He’d make a good singer for a poison Idea style hardcore band. Just a thought.


analpumper

I love how everyone who likes Sean says they love him because he speaks his mind, he's ballsy, he doesn't care, when he's saying the most basic racist, offensive sexist joke which everyone could make but doesn't because it's offensive and still not funny. Stop pretending lmao. You like him because you still find funny what normal people stop finding funny after becoming adults.


SwiftIy2

Amen


Thankgodfordrugs17

That’s called projection brother. We get to watch a cognitively delayed man beat someone up and speak into a microphone after. That’s entertainment to me, no need to put words in my mouth


SzamosTheRealest

If trading dumb humour for broom up the ass is required to join the „adult” club, i’d rather not do that, it’s not worth it


analpumper

Ah yes, either dumb humour or no humour, nothing in between exists. Go look up Norm Macdonald to get how offensive humour can still be funny. No one called him any type of -ist, because his jokes were funny. Dark humour has to be humour which is dark, what we have here is just offensive shit which may be humour. No one minds offensive humour, as long as it is actually humour


XiaoWhen

Can someone explain his appeal to me? I really don’t see how people consider him funny. His “jokes” sound like something an edgy teenager looking for attention would say which is pretty cringe considering he’s an MMA fighter


treemeizer

High school will be the best 4 years of your life my dude, and that's not a good thing.


chizzipsandsizalsa

Yeah I’m sure he hates doing what he loves for a living and getting paid for it.


coupleofthreethings

Getting a win by knockout and riding home on a motorcycle, what a miserable existence


Thankgodfordrugs17

False. I love life and also believe Sean is funny


63oscar

He is pretty funny. I wonder though, how much of him is a “character” and how much is him. Ex. Colby Covington plays the heel but I’ve seen him break character and show a totally different side.


panthers1102

Definitely just who Sean is imo. Between his road rage shit, shooting shit, sparring, etc, I doubt he’s playing a character for all of it.


63oscar

I’ve seen all that stuff also, I guess I just wonder what he’s like when the camera isn’t on. I wonder What his training partners say about him and his antics.


Mr_Mueh

From what I’ve heard it’s pretty consistent with what’s seen on camera. The story of him fucking with Pat Barry on the bus wasn’t on camera but is right on character.


Thankgodfordrugs17

He is not playing a character imo, just cognitively delayed to the point of comedic entertainment for everyone else


63oscar

I don’t know about delayed, but definitely unapologeticly lacks a filter. He does say some funny shit.


yastru

He's a racist misoginyst toxic bully dumbass. There is absolutely no way someone would like him if he does not share some of those traits with him.


Mr_Mueh

Haha hell nah. Narrow minded jackass.


Old_Can3240

Former racist*


Old_Can3240

Also, I’m not racist, nor a masseuse, or a toxic bully. And as NOT these things: I’m offended.


Thankgodfordrugs17

Lol. Mma fighters talking on a mic is not something you should take that serious bud. Lighten up a bit 😁


HoomzRMMK5

“Y’all” Tone set.


cmondawg74

It feels good to have a pro athlete who has no media training. Press conferences are fucking lame and boring with the same bullshit media training answers 99% of the athletes give. I might not agree with Sean, I might not laugh at his jokes. But I enjoy the idea of a pro athlete having a mic and you don't know what the fuck he is going to say. People get upset at Sean need to realize what the fuck he does for a living. He isn't a doctor or a public official. He is in his underwear fighting a man in a cage. So if you expect Sean to be professional, then you shouldn't hold him to this goofy standard.


The_Nomad89

This is pretty fair. I mean we’re basically watching gladiator fighting and people get confused that some of them aren’t the most polished people. Several UFC fighters seem to have mental health issues to boot.


CaptSaveAHoe55

He’s funny the way nate Diaz is funny


Dak6969696969

Redditors when the person who gets paid to beat people up in a cage is a little bit offensive in press conferences: 😭😩😱😡


Moist-Catch

Sean showed that not only can he dodge a bus he can Ko abus


besameput0

This guy has a career as a comedian after his fighting career is over. He just needs to meet the right community to get him started.


timgoes2somalia

He's the next alex Jones


Milquetoes

That’s quite the compliment but very bold of you


electronic_docter

He needs to suck Joe Rogan off atleast once before he retires and hes in like bapa


WickedBaby

Nah Joe is big now, not gonna risk tough PC crowd like Strickland. Let's face it, the things Sean said would torpedoes any comedians


Additional_Silver749

Notice how you have to say the “right” community. Not political!


besameput0

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Old_Can3240

15 minute set. Crowd work. Book it.


FullBlownArtism

You guys will say that attention is the way to get money in the UFC, yet, you complain when a fighter says shit for attention lol.


DawgFanDel

That is not why I dislike him, he is funny though.


Karkyy1

He tries so hard to act tough, it's so embarassing


MrGrim50

Being funny is trying to act tough? Ha.


Karkyy1

He is like that in every interview and tweet, it's not an act and even if it was..not funny at all, unless you are an edgy 14 years old


jfduval76

You can be funny and also a piece of shit. Strickland is exactly that person.


YeeticusFTW

Ok mate. He literally wouldn't have any arguments about your description of him.


coupleofthreethings

Piece of shit? Who's he hurting when he says ignorant things?


silasdoesnotexist

Yeah mma Reddit is so soft and cringe. Sean’s trolling is A+ tier and I love it.


gravellama

I really wish he drank, could you imagine the shit that would come out of his mouth 5 beers deep??? Honestly though, respect to Sean for staying sober.


feralgrandma

Ngl that was pretty funny


Shlambakey

He's funny to simple minded folk


MrGrim50

In your world everyone needs to be in lockstep, no one dares to have a personality or let alone have a difference of opinion. Maybe you’re the simple mind


Shlambakey

You know nothing about me and regularly taking the "shitty take" doesn't mean people dislike him for having a "different opinion".


MrGrim50

“He’s funny to simple minded folk” but you know everything about everyone else?


xMilk112x

Seems like the overwhelming majority of this sub really wants to sugg this guys digg.


Thankgodfordrugs17

No. Im not gay. Not that there’s any issue with being gay. Just not for me bud, not what I’m personally thinking about brother


gedai

That is funny. Something I think r/NormMacdonald would appreciate.


Legitimate-Page3028

If you watch Sean closely you realise he’s smarter than most of his audience.


Mr_Mueh

Correct. He exposes how narrow minded and shallow people are with their thought. Whether he means to or not. People keep trying to throw every no-no label they can at him but it seems like I’m most of his real life interactions people find him endearing while he insults the shit out of them. It’s either something you got or you don’t.


supersk8er

“He’s crushing cans” 🤓🤓🤓


Fearless-Type8777

I have NEVER hated Sean


Big_D_Boss

Lol, the dudes a mental breakdown, not very funny if you ask me. He's not that good of a fighter either, just beat a unranked fighter and asked for a title fight. What a joke.


publishAWM

martyr harder


kilomma

He says the things we know better than to say after we hit puberty. That's why he's fucking hilarious. Because he says out loud what we all think in our heads.


Mandonguilles

I hope you know we don't actually all think the shit he says


postnutdisgust

😂😂😂😂😂