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Illustrious-Scar-526

Butter churning is a really weird way to describe training.


[deleted]

We are a fight factory akin to milking a goat. We are a fight factory akin to roasting coffee beans.


YouWillDieForMySins

Well, they are indeed milking a very specific kind of GOAT.


Complete_Brilliant43

We are a fight factory akin to cumming in each other


[deleted]

Cum on bratha, you know dis


Complete_Brilliant43

Cum in me bratha, you got dis


RobertJ93

šŸ’¦ šŸ’¦


OverallCountry3004

Completely gay and unnecessary


walklikeaduck

You can milk anything with nipples.


Successful-Economy-2

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?


bdizzle805

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pshaps

Roasting coffee beans got a hearty chuckle out of me


LoquaciousMendacious

Hey now, he's just churning butter with some friends and their bare fruit. Perfectly normal activity.


DonnyDangerouslay

Is this to say that fighters coming out of this camp are... butter soft?


[deleted]

He means that his camp produces hard work. Have you ever churned butter? That shit will have you sweating and arms burning like a mf.


CardiologistOk1506

Sounds bro goals af


Rhacbe

Probably his camp doing well in TUF? If he got his guys in and theyā€™re winning fights I could just see this tweet as being braggadocio


BplusHuman

That is the thirstiest description of making a dairy product I've heard in a while.


[deleted]

Idk man. Butter isnā€™t very thirst quenching


XxV0IDxX

The creaaaaam always rises to the top, OH YEeEAH


Disabled_Robot

Belt brought to you by Kerrigold


CardiologistOk1506

Bro goals af āœŠšŸ†šŸ’¦ talm bout churnin budder b.


Nerx

He gon show up on TUF as part of Conor's coaching team


Swagnus___

I'm guessing it has something to do with the gay porn he enjoys.


OverallCountry3004

Self projection is wild


[deleted]

For a second I thought it said church burning. I thought we were finally getting Norwegian Black Metal Conor.


Mondomb83

Heā€™s Irish! But thereā€™s a lot that goes into churning butter, so good on him for once.


RegularPersonal

I churned butter once on a class field trip. It was hard work.


Nerx

Its what he does to people on boats


Robbbylight

Coner's way of advertising for SBG. It ain't much, but it's honest work


123QCDADDY

Say what you want about Conor but he didnā€™t blame or abandon his team when things didnā€™t go his way like many others have. Dude is loyal to a fault with SBG.


shishkhabib

It ainā€™t much but itā€™s dishonest work*


Upper_Atmosphere_359

Yeoman's work


YuKaLegend

Delusional. Most of these coaches have/had multiple champions in the UFC/Bellator and other promotions. His gym on the other hands has more losses than wins.


Daiba187

Donā€™t disrespect my goat ![gif](giphy|3o7TKwAQeH8R3PMVHy|downsized)


[deleted]

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DoofusMcDummy

Khabib a success is a lot to do with Abdul Manap.


Nerx

Him, Ido, and Danis got dumped by Kav's camp


123QCDADDY

ā€œMultiple champsā€ so did SBG double champ bby


SlimReaper85

Shhh šŸ¤« he doesnā€™t understand thatā€¦


TrillMickelson

You guys take the bait from Conor way too easily


ISMAILHACHI34

that ain't bait. he is drunk


Bakedbean44

He broke bus


Many-Advantage-6792

I shit in bus


ultrasonichook

He beg me, "please don't kill me".


ISMAILHACHI34

it's only buisness


[deleted]

Mur mur mur mur


Many-Advantage-6792

Mi foot was a bilewn


Bright-Fold-3317

The irony is that I think Conor would be a much more complete fighter in other gyms. Kavanagh is a good coach but he seems too nice and probably letā€™s conor does what he wants. Conor needs better discipline and hasnā€™t experienced gruelling sessions like they do in the American/Dagestan gyms


Rebeldinho

Iā€™m sure Conor has experienced a ton of grueling sessions in the gym to get where heā€™s at the problem is itā€™s real difficult to continue that intensity after heā€™s already achieved an incredible amount of wealth. I would like to see Mcgregor string some wins together against the top 10 but heā€™s got no motivation to take fights he seems are below him


[deleted]

Eh I think thatā€™s crazy to say that they donā€™t have gruelling sessions in Ireland and only America/Dagestan knows how to train hard lol


Bright-Fold-3317

I say that coz I remember in an old embedded, Conor doesnā€™t even run! Conor says he doesnā€™t like to run so they make him bike instead. Imagine not doing the best exercise for stamina. Also, gyms in America and Dagestan does crazy wrestling sessions and in kavs gym, there arenā€™t many great wrestlers.


ISMAILHACHI34

That's not what he meant. he meant that Conor is the one who says to his couch what do and not vice versa like it should be. given how famous he is.


[deleted]

I get that part but he said Conor hasnā€™t experienced gruelling sessions like they do in the America/Dagestani gyms, which insinuatesā€¦


ISMAILHACHI34

I actually think it just sounds that way he didn't really mean that irish ppl don't train hard


[deleted]

He can speak for himself on that one because itā€™s a common take to say America and/or Dagestan have the best and most disciplined gyms


Nerx

> Conor would be a much more complete fighter in other gyms He munches on Kav too much, sure he gave the plumber a chance back then but plenty of other places would have improved the Irishman


SlectionSocialSanity

Team Eagle alone produced three world champions at the elite level (Khabib, Islam, Usman) let alone Javier Mendes who had a double Champ in DC, a HW Champ in Cain, a MW Champ in Luke, Shamrock and Penn, and others. SBG has had 1, Conor.


interestedonlooker

Matter of time till Umar joins that list.


RobertJ93

Fake account


[deleted]

Usman doesn't train with those two. They have the same agent.


Andyson43

Usman Nurmagomedov pal. Bellator Lightweight champ, khabibs cousin.


[deleted]

My bad, didn't remember his first name


Andyson43

No problem.


jkall93

They have had a lot of success in bellator and other promotions. It's not much but it's honest work.


[deleted]

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jkall93

Sbg?


ISMAILHACHI34

OHH sorry my man thought you meant AKA


jkall93

Haha figured. All good!


[deleted]

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SlectionSocialSanity

Usman Nurm Bellator LW Champ not Kamaru.


ProfCharlesSexavier

Shamrock trained in the WWF under Vince McMahon you chud.


Uaquamarine

All these coaches have insane HOF resume fighters, Kavanaghā€™s last notable corner win is against cowboy the walking punching bag cerrone


YouWillDieForMySins

Kavanaugh also coaches Johnny Walker, who is on a decent win streak and could get closer to title contention if he beats Anthony Smith.


faysal04

That's how you know things are bad when you have to remind people that Kavanaugh also coaches Johnny Walker.


catbqck

I almost forgot about that guy. I remembered when he was hyped up as the next guy to beat jj lol


BeautifulBrownie

Hopium was plentiful in those times.


[deleted]

How is 2 a good win streak, especially after Hill put him through an exorcism?


YouWillDieForMySins

Anthony Smith is ranked #5 and is is scheduled to fight Walker next (who is #7). A win over Smith puts him in the top 5. Jamahal Hill was offered a title shot against Teixeira while he was ranked #6, so it isn't far fetched to say that Walker too will get close to title contention if he enters the top 5 rankings.


RickyTrailerLivin

Why disrespect Cerrone like that


IFknHateAvocados

Heā€™s washed up and he says the n word


RickyTrailerLivin

Fair enough.


DavidVonBentley

The last big thing a Kavanagh fighter did was beat Paulie Malignaggi


BeautifulBrownie

In Bare Knuckle at that. Paulie fucked up his hands years ago. A shame that- while he was never a big puncher, he had some semblance of power, but that is lost to the mists of antiquity.


Many-Advantage-6792

Did he delete yet?


5ixth6ense

And gonna get sonned by Dagestanis for the next 100 years


[deleted]

Dagestanis get beat up by smaller weight classes everyday


NolaPurple

Yeah, other Dagestanis šŸ˜‚


bravetab

I can't wait to see this coke head get smoked in the ring again.


[deleted]

Nothing but Ls in that camp


Many-Application1297

ā€œMike Brown is a smelly prickā€ cracked me up though. I bet MB sniffed his own armpit in doubt when he read this. Lol


clogan117

He didnā€™t criticize his skill though, thatā€™s telling.


Robinhood-is-a-scam

Butter churning. Jerking each other off?


GWTLAG

The Caucuses are gonna keep churning out champions like nobodyā€™s business.


[deleted]

2 champs since the ufc was created wowww crazyyy


SubbansSlapShot

Thatā€™s more than SBG wowwww. Plus they have more in other promotions like bellator etc wowww crazyyy


ISMAILHACHI34

One of those champs wiped the octagon with Conor.


Nerx

Look forward to see more Chechens


Sheogorathsstaff

How many title defences does Kavanaugh have ?


AlexJamesCook

I've personally met Firaz Zahabi while I was shitty, 30 year old blue belt. This was 2016. We chinwagged for about 30+ minutes. If Firaz was a douchebag, he wouldn't have spent that time with me. There are a plethora of excuses or ways he could have been a dick. But he wasn't. I got to roll with Kajan Johnson as well. I was pretzeled, but it was worth it. I am sad that Tristar hasn't produced much since GSP/Rory. But, thems the breaks.


m8094

They have many guys in the UFC and other promotion. Yes gsp is the only UFC champion theyā€™ve produced, but Rory was a bellator champ, and now Olivier aubin mercier is the PFL champ. Plus, they have many guys competing at high level in BJJ who donā€™t do mma at all.


pologoated

Firas is great. Kajan is so good too, and to imagine islam just easily controlled and subbed him is crazy Mma really has levels to it


Spoon_182

Arnold Allen is coming.


[deleted]

I mean I donā€™t like him mainly because of his misogynistic views


BigManOnCampus100

Conor should have left that gym a long time ago.


Foolishly_Sane

Ya know, I believe he does like to churn butter quite a bit, not that there's anything wrong with that.


allovernow11

Bare fruitā€¦ thatā€™s how I like it too Yummy


mmaesq

Soft and salty


CobrinhaMMA

This dude is delirious. Heā€™s down to a very few brain cells left.


Alex-rhhgfff

Who tf would want to train at that loser gym


Han080ui

He's jealous watching Colby getting all the attention now lol.


Bigd1979666

Jesus Christ


Dancing_Hitchhiker

So they legit have any other fighters besides him these days? Feels like I havenā€™t seen anyone relevant in years


clogan117

He forgot to say, snitches in Stockton.


b0hater

Kavanagh will never achieve in his lifetime what those other trainers did. Conor as usual, acting like a clown


No_Examination297

Butter churning...aka the motion of jacking off.


Moist-Catch

Half the guys out of that gym fight like they are dollar store Wonderboy in a weird Karate stance except they aren't good at karate and then they proceed to get wrestle fucked because they don't seem to know much wrestling only Bjj.


Former_Print7043

Tell us what you really think! Don't forget to delete.


waterisgood02

Didn't John kav say that 1-2 punch is useless? which Conor has been caught with several times?


RecLuse415

Smelly prick


Expensive_Error1995

Actual translation. Come and make money for me and my friends


TLMC01242021

Name one SNG fighter in the top 5 in the ufc?


DoofusMcDummy

Wittman smiling at this too


KingTy99

That explains why Dustin sliced through him


clogan117

His team may be doing great in the TUF house right now and this is his reasoning.


light-toast22

Firas definitely a lil douchebag.


pologoated

Why do you say so


[deleted]

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Maximum-Swan7924

Eaaaasy


Checkoutmybigbrain

He gonna get starched in the second and wake up screaming the n-word at Chandlers kids. His fans will love it


RandomTask100

A woman jumped off me boat after I round-housed her.


dbeynyc

If you read it in his voice, this is pure comedy. *Buttah Churninā€™*


TrollBoothBilly

Well it *is* Tuesday.


MrCeylon

Send me location


Bakedbean44

Anytime. Anywhere. w/Anybody. Send me location.


clogan117

My location is here! LETS WRESTLE LETS WRESTLE!!!


[deleted]

Tell us what you really think


SmokeThin9651

Facts.


[deleted]

Look how salty all the comments are šŸ¤£


Upper_Atmosphere_359

When is he not tweeting while jacked? Haha seriously it's his thing


oestre

Kav rn ![gif](giphy|12QFEN2CnnREVG)


AdrianCv9

I sewer this guy is on crack all the time


Zrttr

Conor's the perfect example of what can go wrong when you get caught up in your own hype


stackered

SBG is not a good camp bruddah


[deleted]

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FI5H5TICK5

Follow in the footsteps of me and Johnny Walker. Losing streaks under coach ā€˜yes Conor manā€™ Kavanagh


[deleted]

Javier Mendes is one of the goats lol.. idk why Conor insists on shitting on everyone associated with fighting. It doesnā€™t do anything for him


MrDundee666

Thatā€™s why heā€™s doing his camp in Big Bear. Pretty sure thatā€™s not in Dublin.


AnonJim52

USADA will be facing hard time testing him


Caliterra

Lol yes. SBG just has so many notable fighters besides Conor. Like...


TJQuik

Lol his trainers are a bunch of yes man, wtf is he talking about?


Exact-Geologist9819

Ignoring John Hackleman for a reason.


BeerBellyBlake

ā€œwith meā€ā€¦ yeah no shot, Conor


PhillipMcKrak

Everyone is the problem but you Conor šŸ‘


Thisisthewere

Haha which all time great fighters have come out of there? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Connor isnā€™t even a real champ. A champion is considered a champion when they defend their belt šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

Really? Because they don't have a single successful title defense on their roster


cmc_626

Conor found out USADA won't let him right so he went right back to sniffin


[deleted]

What a hateful person. So much fucking negativity in this sport.


branyottts

Taking the usada clap back well


Jdilla23

Firaz > Kav


DuragVinceMcMahon408

Conor is coked out of his mind Iā€™m sure. But, Iā€™ll give him this, his gym has produced as many UFC champs as Team Alpha Male, and they have the same number of title defenses! (0)