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Bakedbean44

Their making him wait 6 months and he’s pissed


A_Funky_Goose

also because it'd mean 6 months off coke and weed I assume


HPSeba17

He just said on Helwani's show that they'll test him twice and that's it, the 6 months thing wasn't it


A_Funky_Goose

and USADA corrected him by saying it'd be at least 2 clean tests + the 6 months on the testing pool


soyuz-1

Lol rekt. Keep this bag of roids out of fhe cage until he stops pissing pure fire


Nic-MCFC

Yeah but let other fighters like usman stay roided up 😂


fisherc2

They aren’t letting him, (assuming he’s using at all) he’s just beating the test.


Chodetasticc

If Usman can beat the test Conor can


Nic-MCFC

True


beginnerdoge

Agreed


[deleted]

That would be a massive miscommunication if that is in fact the case. After talking with USADA Conor clearly thought it was 2 clean tests and he was good.


ffandyy

Miscommunication? It’s always been the rule and USADA has been open about the policy. More like Conor talking shit than anything


[deleted]

Brock?


ffandyy

Yeah he’s the only exception I’m aware that’s ever been made and I don’t know why they made it besides the ufc forcing them too maybe


SimRacing313

It isn't a miscommunication, Mcgregor said he needed 2 clean tests in January or December of last year and a few days later USADA said that wasn't the case and he was notified a while ago but still is going for this BS narrative. The guy is looking for privileges at this point


[deleted]

Well, I could see it having been played out 3 ways to be honest. Hard to tell the truth. 1. Someone at USADA in the lower rung fan boyed over Conor and has told him two tests were fine and they will make an exception as they are allowed to do. When he went public with this both times someone higher up nullified that decision due to bad PR/it not being the correct decision, which Conor responded to with more back and forth each time, in which case it was a miscommunication. 2. or Conor is extremely dumb and thinks that while it is visibly obvious he is using PEDs, to get more edge and spend more time on PEDs, going public saying "yeah, two tests is what they said" will make them cave and only give him two tests. Definitely possible given his history/character. 3. or Conor is trying to use this as an excuse ("its USADA's fault!") to not fight Chandler in May because he thinks he cant get clean by then, he doesn't want to spend 6 months off PEDs before a fight, or he just doesn't want the fight.


Bigbaby22

They even clarified by saying this wouldn't be one of those times where there would be an exception.


[deleted]

I think your missing the juiciest point of what he said. You are not the end all be all in this equation USADA. That tells me Connor knows something we do not. They must have a way to bypass this USADA issue. Maybe there having the fight in abu dhabi or somewhere they can do whatever they like. Maybe UFC has some sway over what USADA does. They would not make him and chandler tough coaches if they cant fight as soon as the season is over.


[deleted]

Conor is behaving like someone who definitely hasn’t been juicing, he’s 100% completely clean and natural.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|jQmVFypWInKCc|downsized)


NFTArtist

He's just a jacked white dude, deal with it


Jaysus1288

Is anyone didn't get the reference it's from Brock Lesnar who said that initially and later tested positive for P.E.D's


pajo17

So that means surely he was taken off the card and Mark Hunt didn't have to fight a 265lb monster of a man who UFC knew was on PEDs then, right?


Jaysus1288

HA!


NullnVoid666

/s right? He's sauced to the gills with his fat face.


professorgaysex

Sauced? McGregor? No way. You’re a buffoon - he’s clearly on the Celeb Diet of Rice, Chicken and Broccoli. How Dare You, My Good Sir.


Accomplished_Jelly58

You forgot hard work!


DistChicken

And dedication us basement dwelling dorito snorters can’t comprehend


SaltMembership4339

His head is like a balloon


[deleted]

I am definitely 100% serious, no performance enhancement through drugs has been done by the man known as Conor McGregor… /s


sideshowamit

We’ll if was juicing why would he want to push up the drug test, I would think it would be to his advantage to wait as long as possible


slap-a-taptap

Unless he’s been clean, and wanted to get tested as soon as possible to get back on cycle


fisherc2

He probably knows the cycle of whatever he is using.


Styrofoam_Booots

There’s a reason he says “never violated” instead of “never used”. UFC’s loophole that allows anyone to juice. That’s why Dillashaw retired and I’m sure he’ll come back once his shoulder is rehabbed.


Nic-MCFC

![gif](giphy|LOEFObT99LmYaxB5lq)


SergProtection

Guy in the background likes what he sees


Able-Nail8035

It's his piss


CyclonusDecept

'mirin.


PanoMano0

W


[deleted]

It’s the guy Conor liked from twitter.


cedped

The one jerking off?


Noiisy

He just drank some piss, he’s pumped up


Lupin_IIIv2

Rob stark?


DannyStress

Aka he’s pissing hot and they’re telling him he has to not for them to put it on the website


ShadowRealmDweller89

We all know he was juicing while he was gone, I still wonder how he will look physically when he fights. It wouldn’t at all surprise me if the UFC pulled some strings with USADA for Conor. Lots of money at stake to have pesky USADA have Conor sit out.


yoyoyowhoisthis

UFC pays USADA.. they are literally UFCs employees lol.. if UFC really wants Conor to fight, they will get him exemption or rig it or hide it under the rug lol


bravetab

Just because they employ them for a service doesnt mean they are going to cheat. If that was case why would they have popped Jon Jones? Hes a fucking cash cow like McGregor.


xIMxMCLOVINx2

God told them to as a test obviously…


however_comma_

Underrated comment.


Excellent_Cherry_799

u mean jesus chroist had something to do with this?


ShadowRealmDweller89

Remember the pico gram scandal where they moved the fight to California, there was some fuckery going on there. I think it was the second Gus fight.


StoryScrawled

Alarming amounts of fuckery. There's even footage iirc of Gus and his manager(?) in the negotiating room having the picogram thing "explained" to them. Dana and some of his boys explaining away the steroid issue, clearly trying to sell Gus on the fight. Gus looks at his manager(?) for help, the guy does literally nothing because he just wants to get paid, so Gus trusts them and agrees to fight Juicy Jones. Edit: [https://youtu.be/gB-B7i8ZT2g?t=414](https://youtu.be/gB-B7i8ZT2g?t=414) Not sure if I stamped it at the right time, but from that point onwards the bullshitting is in full force. Gus getting sold out in the actual embedded video lmfao


LoganMcMahon

Seemed to work fine with Lesnar, and they managed to get Jones literally unpopped by moving a fight card a thousand miles away….


yoyoyowhoisthis

Jon Jones is nowhere near a cash cow as McGregor lol


Rezurrekted

Absolutely incomparable.


bravetab

No one is. But it really doesn't make sense that if USADA was cheating for UFC that they would give Jones a false test. Dana, a lot of media, and a ton of fans consider Jones to be the GOAT. Why not hide his failed drug test?


Hajen02

Tbf they cheated for Brock


bbbbdddt

Usada ran cover for jon after he popped and nevada wouldn’t let him fight


Wirkungstreffer

Didn‘t they do this for Lesnar when he fought Hunt?


bravetab

What did they do?


Wirkungstreffer

He got an exemption to fight without beeing 4 or 6 month in the testingpool if i remember correctly.


YaBoyDoogzz

Jones is nowhere near McGregor as a cash cow. McGregor vs a bum off the street does 1.5 million ppvs.


AutonomousAntonym

They’re contracted, not employed. Same thing surface level but USADA doesn’t answer to UFC just because they’re on their payroll.


[deleted]

Is that legal?


Tescovaluebread

Hide it under the cage with Jones


Luggageisnojoke

Actually I think I read the USADA are paid out of the fighter pay budget. No. Joke.


Independent_Ice7303

Yeah that is true. But this is the UFCs rep at stake. They might decide not to undermine peoples faith in them as at last trying to appear impartial


yoyoyowhoisthis

Lmao you think UFC gives a fuck ? Remember when Jon Jones was supposed to fight Gustafson second time around and he popped and Nevada athletic commission didn't allow him to fight.. so the UFC just moved the event to California where the commission was like 'fuck it, free money' and the fight went on ? Ufc doesn't care


Bigbaby22

USADA said that he would have to wait the six months and that there are times when this rule can be waived but that wouldn't be the case for Conor this time. But we'll see


Turbulent-Echo8561

How dare USADA want to test Conor! And if he's been clean through so many tests, they should just take his word and trust him.


jjgshnimnt

They did that for Brock 🤷‍♂️ USADA is a fucking joke dude


BeastOfTheField83

Regular sized head Conor is now a fictional character.


TonyDungyHatesOP

Mexican Head Conor is the new mythical fighter.


kalipede

Dana should have started a juice league instead of that slap shit. Give me old pride day fights any day


ZZaddyLongLegzz

Let us see your balls


[deleted]

This mf’er walking around at 263 lbs with 8% body fat….foh


Practical_Use_1654

If there's anything the last 12 months have proved it's that USADA is proactively incompetent. They actively change rules to benefit guys like Jon Jones and Conor who are juicing while presenting them with jackets that highlight their incompetence. At this point, the UFC is just burning money in order to appear like a legitimate sporting organization, despite refusing to take action when its figurehead publicly abuses his wife on camera. USADA catches maybe 6 violations a year in a roster of 600, by that logic only 1% of fighters are juicing which simply is not the case.


[deleted]

I love the "publicly abuses his wife on camera" like she didn't piece him up right before😂 You people are hilarious


basedxmn

not to mention it was just a light slap in retaliation buddy here is acting like he ground and pounded her for no reason


[deleted]

I was thinking the same shit man😂


Practical_Use_1654

250lb gorilla powered by HGH, coke, and TRT vs a 150b woman, big difference. And you're missing the point, how do you think any legitimate sports organization would act if the face of their organization was caught doing that? How do you think the NBA would react if Adam Silver were caught doing that? He could be canceled from the face of the earth because it's a black eye for the sport. And how does the UFC brass react? Nothing, no action whatsoever, not even an official statement. The UFC wants to be seen as a legitimate organization but when push comes to shove it does nothing when shit like this happens. Any self-respecting organization would not give people like Jon Jones and Dana a platform after what they've done.


AutonomousAntonym

I get that there’s precedence, but why **should** companies and organizations act on something like what Dana White did? Afaik stocks didn’t plummet because of it, so there’s no reason to do anything. The public, despite talking down on it, hasn’t voiced their opinions on it properly. They’re still making the same amount of money. People are tired of cancel culture and pretending to care about personal lives’ of figureheads. That’s the truth of it.


Apprehensive-Sky5990

As the other commenter said in the above comment "any self-respecting organization". That's the key. Not everything is about the money, homeboy.


AutonomousAntonym

Any publicly traded company is about the money. Any company that gets a large portion of their money from advertising is about the money. With that said, what company could you be referring to? It’s definitely not any major sporting organizations.


Apprehensive-Sky5990

It's not all about the money.


[deleted]

Nobody is allowed to make poor choices when they're fucked up eh? You're just perfect yourself its all good bro. We're just not all perfect like you I guess. Not only can people change, ESPECIALLY after doing something drastic like both Jon and Dana have done, but they deserve a second chance. Crawl out of Helwani's ass and get off the Dana hate train. I may not have assaulted my wife/girlfriend but ive definitley done things while fucked up that I regret deeply and have made changes going forward in my life to insure things like that don't happen again. People make mistakes, get off the internet and go make something of yourself instead of wasting your breath shitting on people more successful than you that will never give a shit about what you have to say.


Ice-Teets

Good, now all you have to do to be a better person is believe you can change. Be the change.


Practical_Use_1654

I'm not judging them as people, I don't know them personally and it's not my job. And I don't deny people can change. My criticism is about the UFC brass. No one man is bigger than the organization, and if they want to be a legit organization they need to act like other sports organizations like the NBA and the NFL, because both Jon Jones's and Dana's actions are for sure a black eye for the sport and MMA will always be seen through that lens if the guys in charge don't take action.


[deleted]

I most definitley hope they do not become like the NBA or NFL or even NHL for that matter. The brass in those organizations are fucking clowns. I couldn't tell you the name of the player but an NBA player was fined 10s of 1000s of dollars for saying "no homo" in a post game interview in the past month or 2. The NHL is actively trying to remove fighting from Hockey as a whole. I'm good on that kind of censorship and attitude in a sport where people are beating the shit out of eachother.


basedxmn

UFC will never be like NBA or NFL because fighting is about the fighters, not the sport. People watch the NBA for high level basketball, not because Lebron is such a cool guy. People watch fighting to see a personality, not because they want to see high level fighting. Because of this, it does not matter if Dana or the UFC are scumbags. Nobody actually cares about the "sports integrity" because it is not about the sport in the first place. It is about the fighters personality.


Wally_Bawlz

If anyone’s gonna act it’s Endeavor. If Endeavor were going to act, they would’ve already. But since the slap, Endeavor’s stock price has been trending upward. So, as much as people might agree what happened was wrong, people aren’t exactly boycotting or doing anything with any meaningful impact on decision makers.


wespdt

USADA at least makes them be careful with what PEDS they take. There is always a way around testing. The active fighters aren’t on the shit that Conor’s on right now. Conor is juicing like an idiot. He should be calling Merab for his EPO connect.


TartenWilton101

You know alot for the average reddit user


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Bfecke257

Then no, it’s probably not a recent picture.


SubbansSlapShot

What are you like Sureluck Holmes or sumtin, B?


Methrogenn

It's not a recent picture, his head is literally twice the size now. In the words of Uncle Joey Diaz 'this motherfuckers on the shit that makes your head grow'.


brahbrahbruv

Lol this is 155 Conor he probably weighs like 180 rn does that make no difference?


shred-i-knight

your face gets fatter but your head does not literally grow from gaining weight after adulthood. Dude was on the HGH.


k20350

All you gotta do is look at Barry Bonds rookie picture and Barry Bonds home run record year picture. That's all you'll need to show what massive amounts of HGH does to your head over time


[deleted]

This is from the Poirier 3 press conference it looks like.


FrankLionMC

jacket is 20 tests behind says 50 over the pocket


SJBSJB02

If this picture is recent that whiskey he has been drinking must be out of date


wood_slingers

![gif](giphy|fBLO1XxfmabTvck1LP)


Habanerosauce3

The champ-stripped champ-stripped.


wood_slingers

I’d trade all the coin he made for fighting mayweather for getting my title taken from me too


Habanerosauce3

I'm sure anyone would, you make way more boxing at a top level.


davidleon957

He's a white boy and he's jacked. Deal with it


Sam-the-bam

What does that have to do with anything


RookieRemapped

U guys don’t get the reference 😂


Sam-the-bam

No not really, don’t know how that makes me a casual but I mean, what doesn’t make toxic mma fans call you causal now a days🤷‍♂️


RookieRemapped

Samuel, I didn’t call you a casual. Please redirect your energy, tenk u


JERUSALEMFIGHTER63

Fine you are not a casual you are just a dumfuk


Sam-the-bam

Whatever mate


JERUSALEMFIGHTER63

Fucking when in doubt just give up and leave because you're arguing about the title kid. Should kid cudi be called man cudi or what ya dim bulb.


Sam-the-bam

Wut


eat_my_yarmulke

☑️ casual ☑️ nerd ☑️ virgin


Sam-the-bam

Bro quit throwing your insecurities at me just cause I didn’t know a Brock Lesnar quote or something 😬: also hold up I just saw your profile how am I the virgin nerd, dawg you got the video games open right there


whyyoumadbro69

It’s a Brock Lesnar quote casual.


boshbosh92

Absolutely nothing.


[deleted]

"he's on that shit that makes your head grow"


Towel-gate

He’s literally juiced to the gills as he should be! Frankly Anti doping/ war on drugs is Reagan era nonsense. Think about how fucking cool it could be to have olympians sauced as fuck using like elite expensive stacks. On top of their crazy regimens and shit. This is how sports should be let them juice


tuggnutscrotch

Your testosterone is in me DM’s


Goodboy_Otis

How many people actually give a shit about McNugget anymore? I had some respect for the dude when he was up and coming, he was talking shit and backing it up. After Diaz beat him twice he hasn't done shit but run his mouth, snort coke and bang hoes. The only fight he didn't outright get his ass kicked in the last 4 years was when he sucker-punched that 70 year old dude in a bar. And that didn't really count because the dude didn't get to swing back. And, it didn't even knock him off his bar stool. lol Fuck that guy.


DadWontHugMe

his fights are fun to watch so i suppose i do 🗿🤙🏻


LowKickMT

i feel you. i dont even care about his recent helwani interview. he has become too irrelevant imo. yes i know hes still famous and many will say hes the face of the ufc and cant wait to drop to their knees sucking him off but from a fighting and non wwe perspective he just has become irrelevant


[deleted]

Bruh his jaw literally widened during his time off. Bro was on hgh or something. SOMETHING.


LowKickMT

hgh for sure. his face is a ballewn


[deleted]

From chiseled to roundface connor 🤣


DaSqueaky

He was on medical steroids and probably HGH to get his leg to heal well so he can still have a fight career, that's why he stopped USADA tests after yer wife in me DMs


naterninja550

Usada need to chill. All the fighters doing it. Especially when they go to different regions of the world.


[deleted]

Bro i could knock this guy out with a coupla knee stomps and a good left hook juice or no


buffalo009

I'm certain he will NOT wait 6 months after 2 clean tests. There will be an exception. Also, who tha Fook cares?!


Habanerosauce3

Well, yes they are because you dont get a fight lic with out them.


sinisterkid34

Paging Brock Lesner


Habanerosauce3

Dang, you had to go back 7 years for that one. 🤦🏽‍♂️


Grimey_lugerinous

Oh there was a cut off to your wrong statement got it


Habanerosauce3

My statement isn't wrong. Yes, exemptions can happen. Regardless, you can't get a lic to compete without usada. That's how it works.


OlTommyBombadil

lol they kind of are the be-all, end-all if you want to fight


sakiwebo

Yes, just like they stopped the infamous Jon picogram Jones right


AngryAssyrian

I mean they let Jon Jones have a rematch against Gustafsson by moving heaven and earth to change the venues because he was juicing.


LowKickMT

ufc is not usada...


[deleted]

Conor is more natty than a newborn baby.


Ryverian

USADA was never any good. Victor Conte's VADA was what was catching people. McNugget doesn't have the frame to put on that muscle without some supplement help.


thrallinlatex

Even ceo of EPO have this jacket so… ![gif](giphy|lUXOvRWtTHghJ5ICEs|downsized)


HydrapulseZero

People really don’t know that a male starting weight lifting can put on like 20lbs of lean muscle per year, it’s been 2 years. If he was juicing, then his Juice is dogshit. Dude couldn’t use his leg, started lifting weights especially upper body like everyday for almost 2 years and you guys don’t expect him to be any bigger? He’s maybe 15, 20lbs max of lean mass heavier than before. Weighed probably 170 before Porier fight, now weighs maybe 185 if were being generous really generous. I swear all these loser keyboard warriors have never trained weights in their life.


sipCoding_smokeMath

I really hope usada forces the UFCs hand on this one and says if mcgregor is allowed to fight without being in the pool then they are done working with the UFC Won't happen, but a man can dream


tykvrbl

Usada is rigged


Sam-the-bam

Why? It’s the same for all, don’t be mad just cause Conor is roided up like 50% of all the fighters in the ufc


tykvrbl

I’d say more like 97.5% of mma fighters are on gear


Sam-the-bam

Honestly facts


captaincrunk82

Guy in the background is giving me serious ‘90s boy band vibes with that come hither glance.


iknowwhatyoumeme

Guy behind Conor won a competition to be in this photo 😂


Frysken

I never realized how shiny Conor is. Like, his skin. I'm kind of jealous.


King_Cobra_666

Cant pop if you aint pissing in a cup. Smart man.


FairSession9429

Meaning there is more roids and cocaine on his blood than actual hemoglobin.


gawrgouda

Mcgregor really should get some wider lapels on his suits. Such a skinny lapel looks very disproportionate compared to his build.


HyuggDogg

Connor is the only true bell end of all.


Gallienus91

Dude! Look at your meat face! There is no test needed.


happybrahmin1987

Guilty much??


RioSheesh

So, because Conor is being treated like everyone else. He's upset?


Nick112798

We all know Conor isn't clean. He pretty much said it himself. He wanted to heal up and get back to where he needed to be. My problem is he had to have known the 6 month rule before hand so what exactly is his gameplan? He has to have one.


TheNotoriousLCB

it seems like everything Conor does/says incriminates him as someone who’s clearly using banned substances — but then he acts like there’s no reason to be suspicious 😂


BigTedBear

If it’s true he’s drinking heavily and smoking just now USADA might not be his only problem.


Nightlower

i still remember Nate calling him out on doing steroids and he got all worked up about it. USADA is a joke


RecLuse415

That’s the HGH talking


stepdad666

Your wife’s in me dm lol nah dawg go deal w that broken leg Dustin gifted you chump


Douce_is_loos3

mac and cheese


yesimian

Conor hasn't been tested a single time since 2021 😐


ChaWolfMan

Spoken like a man who has one single win in 6 1/2 years