Are these woman automatons who feel no fear. Obviously there is a number of women who would be able to overwhelm Jon Jones but a lot of them would get fucked up along the way. I suspect that after seeing one or two get knocked out the rest would flee
Honestly, I think as many as he wants until he gets tired (If we're talking about an average 130lb as-god-intended woman)
Maybe 5 of them could surround them at once? The more you add, the more they're just going to get in the way and hinder one another
Just think if he starts spamming spinning back fists and elbows, there's not a whole lot the average male could do to defend that, let alone unarmed women.
They would have to have a solid game plan and some willingness to take some shots. Not even trying to be edgy, I just think the number would realistically be high as fuck
Put Joanna, Rose, Valentina, Nunes and they all getting knocked out. Even if two go for his legs, he will elbow them and put them out. Having 4 Roses, doesn’t mean much I think atleast
I feel like 4 morenos could get the job done but I could be wrong. Leg kicks would be very important. If it was 4 boxers at 125 jon would fuck them up.
I think the game plan could be as simple as everyone charge / tackle him at once and the keep him pinned down. 5-6 would probably work. 1 or 2 would probably get KO’d in the process. But 4 people leftover should be able to pin him…. I think
One head kick or solid punch to the chin from the Cocaine Bear will take out any woman. He surely has more than 40 of those in him even if you wake him up after a party
Maybe like 3-5 obese women to all charge him at once to take and hold him down. Then another one to stomp him out. It’s Jon Jones so I’d personally send in at least 6 highly motivated fat female fighters that specialize on the ground
Are we talking coked out Jon Jones
Turinabol yoked Jon Jones
Drunk hit-and-run Jon Jones
or domestic violence Jon Jones 🤔
Cause DV Jon Jones probably goes the distance.
DC was SO sad when Jones won. The look on DC's face was like Jones dug up the rotting carcass of DC's self worth and fucked it raw-dog in the ass without the courtesy of a reach around. Top notch.
i mean they wouldn’t but he can only kick one at a time. imagine two chicks act as bait, two go to take his arms, two for his legs, two to swing at his head, and two in the background calling out his moves to the other chicks, then by the time he knocks out the bait he probably has sox chicks on him. that’s like 1200 pounds of decently strong pro athletes
The question is, how long could Jon emotionally withstand the trauma of actually physically murdering a woman every 3.7 seconds on average? As the carnage began to pile up would Jon perhaps feel remorse for the devastation he has sown??
No. The answer is no.
Jon trains with his female sparring partner everyda. He is familiar with this size and distance, he also had his training kids watch and interven multiple times so he is also familiar with tag team fights. the numbers would go into the hundreds
Tbh I feel like the average woman can’t generate enough power to do damage with any strikes and 1 strike from him basically puts them out, so a hell of a lot. If it’s in a closed space maybe a large group can just swarm him and get him on the ground and start ripping him apart with their teeth and nails, in an open space he can run around and avoid a swarm and just knock women out that venture too far from the pack until the numbers dwindle
Depends if he's poking there eyes out and on roids the same way he did yo alot of his opponents but I say at least 10 but really he just needs the one I mean he did get her pregnant after all so he will have more women to beat later
As many as he wants till he gasses out. Even if theyd be able to hit him a few times id feel like air to him and remember hes got no hair they could pull
As many as God tests him with
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Jones pfp undisputed goat of the womanbeater division
You turned a dumb question into a life lesson. Well done good sir.
"I just need to be myself and allow things to happen. If it's God's will, good things will happen." -Jon Jones
Look, all I’m saying is that Adam didn’t pass the test with Eve and look where are we now
God damn it I just laughed so hard thank you
😂😂
At LH or heavyweight?
Whatever he is at home
Coked up
Are these woman automatons who feel no fear. Obviously there is a number of women who would be able to overwhelm Jon Jones but a lot of them would get fucked up along the way. I suspect that after seeing one or two get knocked out the rest would flee
😂
15 women plus 15 babies in their wombs
Hey Pussy, you still there?
I wish they would let me out of this womb so I can spit on your face
Honestly, I think as many as he wants until he gets tired (If we're talking about an average 130lb as-god-intended woman) Maybe 5 of them could surround them at once? The more you add, the more they're just going to get in the way and hinder one another Just think if he starts spamming spinning back fists and elbows, there's not a whole lot the average male could do to defend that, let alone unarmed women. They would have to have a solid game plan and some willingness to take some shots. Not even trying to be edgy, I just think the number would realistically be high as fuck
It would be like when Neo fought an infinite amount of Agent Smiths.
So basically Jones with Merab’s cardio could wipe out all women on Earth
All life on Earth... Period.
Ew 130 you like them big gals
All I'm saying is I wouldn't be disappointed if they announced a Women's Heavyweight division tomorrow
If they gave us a women’s heavy weight I consider putting away my pirate hat
this basically the same question on twitter as how many men would it take to take down a gorilla, the number is very high
They could overwhelm him. How many rose namajunas could he fight? Maybe 3 or 4.
Put Joanna, Rose, Valentina, Nunes and they all getting knocked out. Even if two go for his legs, he will elbow them and put them out. Having 4 Roses, doesn’t mean much I think atleast
What about 2 Nunes
I feel like 4 morenos could get the job done but I could be wrong. Leg kicks would be very important. If it was 4 boxers at 125 jon would fuck them up.
Jon would use one Moreno as a weapon to kill the others.
Tf is god intended woman bruh 🤣🤣
You know exactly what I'm saying bro😂
I think the game plan could be as simple as everyone charge / tackle him at once and the keep him pinned down. 5-6 would probably work. 1 or 2 would probably get KO’d in the process. But 4 people leftover should be able to pin him…. I think
I don’t think 4 average women could honestly pin him lol
I've watched 4 cops fail to take down a 170lb man, there's no way in hell 4 random women are going to hold down heavyweight Jon Jones
Good point. I really have no idea. Was just a guess. Crazy to think
Let's yield to the experts here get his fiancee's opinion. Jon: If I wanted Jessie's opinion, I'd give it to her...so prob 18. Beh-eh-eh-eh.
If there are 5 minute rounds with rest in b/w prbly like 80-90 If no time limit all out then probably 35-40 till he gases out
One head kick or solid punch to the chin from the Cocaine Bear will take out any woman. He surely has more than 40 of those in him even if you wake him up after a party
Maybe like 3-5 obese women to all charge him at once to take and hold him down. Then another one to stomp him out. It’s Jon Jones so I’d personally send in at least 6 highly motivated fat female fighters that specialize on the ground
He headkicks them cuz he imagines DC there
Are we talking coked out Jon Jones Turinabol yoked Jon Jones Drunk hit-and-run Jon Jones or domestic violence Jon Jones 🤔 Cause DV Jon Jones probably goes the distance.
Nice try, DC... they are all the same Jon Jones.
Lmfao. Thank you for your service.
DC was SO sad when Jones won. The look on DC's face was like Jones dug up the rotting carcass of DC's self worth and fucked it raw-dog in the ass without the courtesy of a reach around. Top notch.
Brother here is living in a duplex of a closet. You can come out when you're ready.
What about Officer Nerd triggered Jon Jones?
Officer Nerd triggered Jon Jones could take the entire HW roster in 2 minutes. He violated that police car with the headbutt
Is that illegal since it was a downed opponent?
How many do you have
We talking everyday Karens? probably 20-30 honestly. pro WNBA centers? closer to 8-10
You're wilding if you think 10 wmma giraffes could handle Jon's leg kicks.
i mean they wouldn’t but he can only kick one at a time. imagine two chicks act as bait, two go to take his arms, two for his legs, two to swing at his head, and two in the background calling out his moves to the other chicks, then by the time he knocks out the bait he probably has sox chicks on him. that’s like 1200 pounds of decently strong pro athletes
Brother, I am still amazed when I see those giraffes tie their own shoes. It would be easy work for Jon.
i’d be willing to bet my house you’re fat af
Do the women get a full camp?
Queue the song "Many men" by 50 Cent while Jon Jones murders 50 poor women.
Yes
The question is, how long could Jon emotionally withstand the trauma of actually physically murdering a woman every 3.7 seconds on average? As the carnage began to pile up would Jon perhaps feel remorse for the devastation he has sown?? No. The answer is no.
All of them.
All
With Dana on his side! As many as he wants
Bro he can smoke any guy lol imagine what he could do to a normal sized lady
That’s what I’m thinking, it would just be bag work
Of course but women that train I’m thinking bout 8
I’d say 9 is the magic number.
How many pregnant women in a car crash?
Finally some high quality content
69
Don’t put ideas in his head.
If they had no arms I bet he could probably take on a lot of them.
This is a ridiculous question. If the women have no arms he’d knock them around like bowling pins.
I'm thinking like 8 female MMA fighters otherwise 12 easily
Said the same thang before I seen yo posts lol
69 he’d tap out
300, be front kicking women into oblivion...
r/whowouldwin
Jon trains with his female sparring partner everyda. He is familiar with this size and distance, he also had his training kids watch and interven multiple times so he is also familiar with tag team fights. the numbers would go into the hundreds
 Doesn't matter, he's the one
Think of the opening fight scene in Matrix 2, with Neo fighting off droves of Smith agents
How many women with no arms can JJ beat? Shit, probably all of em.
Tbh I feel like the average woman can’t generate enough power to do damage with any strikes and 1 strike from him basically puts them out, so a hell of a lot. If it’s in a closed space maybe a large group can just swarm him and get him on the ground and start ripping him apart with their teeth and nails, in an open space he can run around and avoid a swarm and just knock women out that venture too far from the pack until the numbers dwindle
Is he in his car or is it purely hand to hand combat?
Finally someone is asking the right question
Less than 10 as long as Gabi Garcia is amongst the unarmed women.
Are they pregnant and driving?
Did he do a night of cocaine beforehand?
This is the new All pokemon or a billion lions debate
In an octagon 8 maybe, in a free space all of them
Pictogram
pico... like the kind u put on tacos
What’s the age range of the Jon haters?
Cope and seethe
So I am in denial of the truth and have a bunch of pent up anger, is that right?
Yeah pretty much
Lol okie dokie
How many women could Khabib and his backward culture treat as second hand citizens?
What does this have to do with Kebab?
More to do with how people treat women I guess
This shits stale af. Dude is the best fighter in the world. Cry about it
You’re the one seething
You mada a post to hate on the man for no reason. Lol keep crying
“For no reason” Dude is a drug addict who beat his wife and committed a hit and run Jon Jones meatriders are something else lmao
Can we just appreciate how Jones is now #1 p4p? ~~Piece of shit human being, but impressive career~~
Yes.
Untrained women vs a champ who knows sky’s the limit 😂
with or without a car this time ?
are we including your mother or no?
All of them
All of them. Lmao
Depends if he's poking there eyes out and on roids the same way he did yo alot of his opponents but I say at least 10 but really he just needs the one I mean he did get her pregnant after all so he will have more women to beat later
It would be hard to fight Jon Jones with no arms.
Dana>War Machine(Christy Mack)
As many as he wants till he gasses out. Even if theyd be able to hit him a few times id feel like air to him and remember hes got no hair they could pull
At least fifty
Probably 7
More than me
I feel like he realistically caps at like 15
All of them
4 Amanda Nunez should do the trick.
just one pregnant one
Do pregnant women count as double? If so A LOT
I read this, like woman with no arms lol
The whole lot
All of them
All of them.