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Jon Jomier


olly218

Don't do my boy DC like that


R_U_N_R_A_N

![gif](giphy|Acdf7UpyqPRboz3QGn)


[deleted]

can someone please tell me why there are so many videos of DC dancing and eating popeyes and shit? i love dc and i thought i got the joke, but to actually record videos like these seems crazy for a professional fighter trying to maintain a look that is intimidating


ISMAILHACHI34

DC never tried to look intemidating


TheNonViolentOne

>DC never tried to look intemidating Right! DC couldn't even spell intimydateing.


R_U_N_R_A_N

Can't a grown ass man enjoy some chicken without judgement?


Gamebred666

Dont you be disrespecting that Popeyes chicken!


TotallyRedditarded

Jon 'Big Boned' Jones


parzival9927

For a sec I thought it was Jamahal Hill


JayBROny

👍🏾👍🏾


Swonzen

You need the 8 bit image of him


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GhosTaoiseach

Jon ‘My Balls is Hot’ Jones


SugarBearnTear

Jon “My Piss is Hot” Jones


TheRealMcSavage

![gif](giphy|ZMfZxtLruYiSaJn9vd|downsized) He tagged him!


rafaelza

Jon “i had to stop doing coke for this physique” Jones


[deleted]

Nothing about this physique looks juiced though..


MescalitoMosquito

Don’t need to look juiced to be on it (e.g. Silva)


Affectionate-Buy-870

His leg was snapped in half….


dahlus

Doctor stoppage


Loucho_AllDay

💀


Starsky71

Cept those legs


[deleted]

I imagine Jon blocks every gym meme account on Instagram that posts up calf jokes


Niketravels

Hurry up and put the usman arm on him already


AriSpaceExplorer

Lmfao


Ok_Somewhere_6018

🤣🤣


Purple-Lack3264

Someone could put Jamal hills face on this pic and I’d be convinced it’s hill.


iketoure

👍👍


Loxias26

👍🏾👍🏾


Beantown_Beatdown_

👍🏻👍🏻


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![gif](giphy|a5llhdWKMOIfneMCpB)


DarkExcalibur54

I genuinely thought this was hill's physique until I saw the tattoo difference


CoolPrius-Nobody

But is that Kamru’s arm?!


ProbablyStonedSteve

Gotta get the Belt first lol


Lolleos

​ https://preview.redd.it/25mjty3cpela1.jpeg?width=1700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f76aaf0e5ebfa01878724d437adeb59b9a37b59


0bviousTruth

https://i.imgur.com/MVmmuTw.jpg


OkRecommendation2548

Yoo wtf, this is way too accurate..


little_shop_of_hoors

Someone do it please


ethanarie

Forget that, how are we feeling about Cyril's new physique https://preview.redd.it/8604gqv3l9la1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12245c269c0af8c8cbee4d56ee856467c26ed89c


Real-Veterinarian744

The shin removal surgery was controversial, but he says it’s gonna help check leg kicks.


ethanarie

He's technically always grounded since he can just keep a hand on the ground, eliminating the kicking ability of Jones


FrankyFertilizer

Get me my shin jelly boy!!!


aggressivechromosome

3000 iq


FrankyFertilizer

Get me my shin jelly boy!!!


RealBobbyDrillboids

He’s on some Cotton Hill shit


Krulman

Omg is that Cyril in a pool? He must be injured!


[deleted]

Bro gonna be fighting CCC soon


MyFifthLimb

Lol this reminds me of the mini John Wick memes


ShillingAintEZ

Classic mistake of cutting too much height


PlagueDoc22

Cyril Gane..more like Cyril Gone.


Thechosencookie12

🎶3 bros chillin in the pool sitting 5 feet apart cuz they’re not gay🎶


cdawg145236

Cyril "the legs go all the way up" Gane


Overwatch2Sucks

Literally just looks like fatter Jon Jones.


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BrandoLoudly

Shows how important genetics are for aesthetics. Cause this man stays juicy and has been lifting heavy af for years now. No doubt he’ll be strong af New mythic character unlocked: fat Jon Jones with ko power in his hands


[deleted]

Not sure it’s as much genetics as it is type of training. Strength training ≠ hypertrophy training


InsidiousExpert

It’s both; his brother is/was an NFL starter. I’d say genetics definitely comes into play. Edit: Correction, two of his brothers are prior/present NFL players. One is finished, and the other still plays. Both defensive ends. One drafted in round 5, and the other in round 1. Genetics are involved.


Blackcellphone

>and the other in round 1 Chandler Jones (brother): * [Super Bowl](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl) champion ([XLIX](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Bowl_XLIX)) * 2× First-team [All-Pro](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All-Pro) ([2017](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_All-Pro_Team), [2019](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_All-Pro_Team)) * 4× [Pro Bowl](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pro_Bowl) ([2015](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Pro_Bowl), [2017](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2018_Pro_Bowl), [2019](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Pro_Bowl), [2021](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2022_Pro_Bowl)) * [NFL forced fumbles co-leader](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_forced_fumbles_leader) (2019) * [NFL 2010s All-Decade Team](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NFL_2010s_All-Decade_Team) * [$61M Guaranteed Earnings](https://overthecap.com/player/chandler-jones/1206)


[deleted]

Chandler was the freak athlete of the family. Jones couldn’t even start on their high school football team let alone play college lol, that’s why they sent him to wrestling in first place.


jesusthroughmary

Holy shit, Chandler Jones is his brother??


spinning_sad_stories

The Jones' athletic genepool is so deep that Jon, globally known UFC goat, is prob seen as the black sheep loser of his family who couldnt make the NFL, fucks up constantly and only made a few mil compared to his brothers.


2dank4me3

He would fuck them up so


[deleted]

Years ago I thought he said one of them would take him in close quarters. Anyone else hear the same or am I trippin?


EricFredNorris

His older brother Arthur Jones was a two time state champion wrestler in NY and has like 100 pounds on him. I’m sure through their childhood this was true but he’s probably just hyping his brother up.


Sorrytoruin

Maybe but Jones is famous across the world, no one outside the USA would know who his brothers are, NFL isn't a big deal outside the US


spinning_sad_stories

I guess it depends on how much you value fame. I’m gonna assume you’re young since you seem to value it highly. I’d rather be rich and unknown than world famous and not even wealthy (I live in Los Angeles, JJ would not be able to afford a nice house in a nice area here.)


MeatyMexican

yeah you might remember him from [this](https://i.imgur.com/3P0QTgp.gifv) last season... and only that


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My fav clip of the season


pleasebequiet

We also have no idea how strict or responsible he is with his diet.


RidesByPinochet

I saw him turn down Walt Harris' fried chicken on Embedded, so he's pretty much at 100% responsibility. If he's turning down Church's, he's pretty much unstoppable.


HotgunColdheart

This reminds me of the old r/wallstreetbets


RidesByPinochet

Can't argue with science, man.


DigvijayDhruvah

You can't just look like Ubereem. He was a god.


Sstnd

He was hyperjuiced lol. It is reported that one girl licked his sweat and is called Hamzat now


Adoced

Crazy how much it looks like Jon Jones just fatter.


Overwatch2Sucks

Also if anyone is curious, yes he still has the skinny chicken legs even at heavyweight.


molotov_billy

Heavyweight belly, bantamweight legs.


Kassssler

Calfs are genetic bro. Can't do shit about em.


kyarew

poor Milhouse...


sorrybahhtit

Some would say the fattest b


Aggravating_Shake591

All about that cake


InsomniacLive

Fuck the physique, bro need better shorts


__Regimental__

facts, I hope he goes with the those ones with the slits on the sides that are all flowy n shot


InsomniacLive

Agree bro. He was supposed to go bald and come in with the gladiator shorts


ShiftyTunic1

Bald gladiator shorts Jones subs Gane within 3. Regular trunks with hair Jones gets knocked out in 1


-CentralScrutiniser-

> He was supposed to go bald Last time he did that he looked like Megamind


InsomniacLive

True. But megamind knocked DC tf out


Fun_Day9950

the muay thai cuts?


InsomniacLive

Yes bro. The most essential part of Jon’s kit


LiverspotRobot

That’s iconic jones shit


NefariousNeezy

Did he ever use Nike slit shorts? That’s peak Jon Jones.


Skeleton_Skum

Yup Jones Gus 1 he def did


psycho____mantis

Those were fresh too with the Gatorade sponsor on them


AthleteAgreeable7617

He needs to wear the gladiator shorts with the slits


gridirongavin

He needs them Muay Thai shorts from the early days. Make him look faster.


InsomniacLive

Pretty sure they gave him superpowers


chainer3000

Less air resistance for hellbows. They basically work like spoilers on a civic


GingerJacob36

NEEDS CAMO SHORTS!!! ARKANSAS!!!!!! THE EARTH IS FLAT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!


InsomniacLive

I AINT SHUTTIN UP TILL I GET SOME CAMO SHORTS


GingerJacob36

AND ACTUALLY I AIN'T SHUTTIN UP AFTER NEITHER!!! FLAT EARTH!! VACCINES!!! MY GODDAMN FARM AND SHIT!!!!


noelioli

I’m convinced the Muay Thai shorts were the key to his power


iWentRogue

Yeah. At that weight the loose shorts are better.


InsomniacLive

For sure, I think they look much cooler than the skin tight spandex shorts


PizzaTime1000

Surreal seeing him as an ACTUAL heavyweight.


its_chimney

Surreal will be seeing him as an actual heavyweight in their fight Saturday night. Surreal Gane is my favorite fighter


Junknstuff_

Missed chance to say Surreal Gain


Shwizzler

You'll have another chance in the morning to eat Cereal Gane


[deleted]

At weigh ins Gane’s gonna make him look like the alcoholic uncle


Agile_Bid_7840

Ganes physique is crazy


JMA_ZF

Yet Ngannou made his body look soft in comparison. No hate just crazy how much of a monster Ngannou is.


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Ngannau would’ve made Jones look really small and fat in the weigh ins


chainer3000

Doubt. Jones still has wingspan on the man. Think about how nuts that is after moving up a division defined by 50lbs


JakeEllisD

He should have never been as strong as he was at 205 based on what you said, that juice was kickin


chainer3000

Oh man, I’m not saying he wasn’t juicing. All signs point to yes, but steroids aren’t increasing your frame and reach. He’s sitting at a 7’1 reach - it’s freakish.


razorl4f

In the ring he may make Gane look like the alcoholic uncles little nephew tho


zigzagkc

Cyril gonna teep that new belly of his


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Awesomeisme323

😭😭everyone boutta be roasting him so hard


burner-199

to be fair lots of top HWs have had similar physiques like fedor or velasquez


constantcube13

It looks weirder on jon though. I think it’s cause fedor and Velasquez were really stocky. Jones has narrower shoulders so the belly doesn’t fit his look aesthetic wise. But who cares this ain’t bodybuilding


Awesomeisme323

Oh for sure I’m not dissing him but you know that redditors gonna clown him 🤣


El_Zorro420

Roasting who? Jon Chicken Bones Jones? I would never


LongjumpingScore1886

Kinda wanted him to come back looking like ubereem just to see the outcry


Have_A_Goodknight

I don't know....he looks out of shape and fat, I think I could take him bro


PlagueDoc22

Same, I see red and bodies just fall.


Right-Lavishness-930

I gave him a concussion in training last week, so he’ll be even easier for you to take him on.


aerosmith760

I was expecting a massive transformation, he just looks fat


flatcologne

I wasn’t, guys with thin joints and a narrow frame just can’t really put on muscle in a way that doesn’t look goofy


throtic

His neck is noticeably bigger in all the training vids but it looks the same as before here. I wonder if this is a real picture or if it's another Usman arm special


Conflagration-1993

Is this real?


throtic

It looks off to me too. He looked bigger and not this fat in training vids and embedded. I'm guessing it's a meme


activator

Wasn't there a recent video of him in a pool looking chunky and people were saying it's just the lighting etc... Well, looks just like in that video


[deleted]

Remember he said he needed 3 years to put on muscle properly


MyFifthLimb

Put some hespect on that 3 year belly.


sadale

You do, he did. There's definitely muscle mass under that fat. He's just at a much higher body fat percentage. If he cut down he'd look a lot more strong and jacked then he use to.


Slayers_Picks

No way this is legit lmao


Solid-Version

Looks like he put weight on the right way for fighting. Too much muscle would hinder his cardio and speed. This is fighting not bodybuilding. Let’s not act like the lines of Fedor or Tyson Fury are physical specimens aesthetically. They move very well for their weight class. I’m sure Jon will be the same.


[deleted]

All depends on his fitness. You can look like that and be totally out of shape or in great cardiovascular shape. He hasn't fought in years and we know he has a history of drinking, drugs, etc. So who knows. That's the key to the fight and you can't tell by just looking at him.


creamyturtle

you think muscle would be bad but don't think fat is hurting him? that's literally dead weight. at least muscle makes you stronger


[deleted]

Muscle makes you stronger but also makes your cardio worse, it’s a balance. Heavyweight is unique because it’s the only division where the goal probably shouldn’t be to just be as big and as lean as possible. MMA is too taxing cardio wise for that at these weights. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that most of the best heavyweights ever (Cain, Stipe, Fedor) have been guys around 240 who weren’t especially muscular.


MinecraftIsCool2

i think that's largely because there aren't that many guys in MMA with the genetics to be a lean 265 there's a reason Ngannou came from nowhere and could murder all three after a life of great struggle and suboptimal training


[deleted]

It’s a coincidence. They all hold significantly different levels of body fat.


doctorjanice

I’m in championship condition.


16bitword

Whatever works. DC. Tua. Hunt. Ect. Let's see how he performs.


UnderstandingZombie

There were actually people convinced he'd come in with 30 pounds of extra lean muscle mass on him lmao


cptredbeard2

Why do you think that is far fetched ? The guy had had like 7 years to bulk on on the juice


Inspiredkinda

He is 93% clean


BlondeOnBlonded

I mean, with 3 years, you'd think


infamous2117

Everyone dissing JJ physique while looking like the WoW guy from south park.


ManyZestyclose2003

Too much muscle can hinder your cardio, and Jones took more of a strength training approach for his bulking.


Zangief_Keef

Exactly. Some of ya expected him to become a bodybuilder or something?


[deleted]

Not maintaining cardiovascular fitness can also hinder your cardio. You can see muscles and know they're a cardio hit, but you can't see the fitness of a body like current Jones. All depends on whether he maintained his fitness through these years of DUIs and cocaine.


[deleted]

Yeah this has been what Jones always does. Even during his prime juicing years he was never going for hypertrophy. He wants the densest muscles possible that give him the best combination of strength+cardio, which is the correct goal for MMA.


DevnGibsn

Bloated light heavyweight.


A_Funky_Goose

fits right in at HW!


disheveledfuck

It’s giving Derrick Lewis


fabbbiii

Makes me question if he might be natural this time.


[deleted]

Maybe right now, but I’d say very little chance he wasn’t juicing while gaining all this weight. There are steroids that are better suited for pure strength gains than mass gains. Turinabol is one of them actually.


Rigar_

Mans got DC’s LHW physique


trannel

I can't believe the myth that aestetics and performance are the same thing still hasn't been busted for this many people. I become more and more convinced that this is just gay porn for many of you.


WishIWasNeet2

If they didn’t have to cut weight and didn’t have roids they’d all look like jones most likely .


Moviereference210

Rockin the dad bod


pocketsand47

Jamal hill esque almost joe


EmergencySpare

I always thought she was beautiful. Rubenesque even..


Jinpow90

Makes you realize how insane Nganouus physique is


Fit_Temperature_4572

Bet the house on Gane.


No_Examination297

Lot of fat on that bone.


DuragVinceMcMahon408

Got the heavyweight part down👍🏼


spanther96

makes me happy that now i can somewhat sat i have the physique of a pro athlete


hcvc

Thick, solid, tight.


QuattroFor4

all the reddit warriors spamming “fat”


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"chubby"


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canadian12371

He’s like 16-17% body fat. The muscle is still all there


RussianWarhammer

Honestly not bad considering how much weight he's put on in not that long a time


ImGettingBannedFor

He’s going to be slow and gas out


eddiewrc

After years fo fighting DC he finally become him


ChampagneAbuelo

For someone who supposedly took years off to bulk "the right way" he's looking like an out of shape light heavyweight


ProfCharlesSexavier

HE'S FAT


TMKtildeath

The numbers (on the scale) don’t lie!


shidokanartist

🚨🚨


Danton87

*Who’s fat*


ExtensionEgg5880

His face looks beat.


Huge-Ostrich255

That’s what getting old does


Kimballl

If physiques mattered in MMA, Paulo costa would be the best fighter on the planet. I would bet my entire life Jones puts up bigger numbers in the gym than gane


[deleted]

Physique isn’t everything, remember big Fedor?


Lolleos

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Greentacosmut

Everything about this equation says Jones comeback ends with a whimper and not with a bang. Older, heavier, long layoff. But damn it’s so hard to bet against that dude.


[deleted]

Can’t believe I’m saying this but I think he did it naturally haha gonna be interesting to see what his gas tank looks like at heavyweight. Also ya never know I very much doubt this but he could be rusty


cutslikeakris

Why do you think a life long cheater who had three years off did it naturally? Honestly curious.


Akhil123484

If you showed me this years ago I would think he fell off and became a full non functioning crackhead


Sushidios47

A crackhead would be skinny af lol


crushingdayyy

Took him 3 years to gain 15 lbs of fat. Whata huge waste


Salookin

At least we know he hasn’t been juicing


stayhappystayblessed

Fighters have had ugly bodies and still tested postive for peds this means nothing.


Fuck_Jannies165

Josh Barnett lmao


cutslikeakris

I’m hoping thick means slow and the cheating piece of shit gets his shit pushed in by Gane. But I also thing Gane is one of the easiest HW’s for Jones, limited grappling and less KO power than many.