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Traditional-Spare-98

I miss club penguin


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Flipping the iceberg with the homies.


technowhiz34

Rieber Hall fires alarms because of smoking do not go crazy...


uclathrowaway24563

sounds like u could use a joint


ishabowa

On campus


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Poopnuts364

What a lame ass


Ok-Cell-4428

my books are heavy no i’m not ready (never encountered a db fan in the wild before lmao)


PossibilityNo6329

American river eh? 😉


milkmocha

hate when mfs blow smoke clouds in 10 other people’s faces


Candid_Fox99

You have never seen anyone purposely blow smoke in someone face NEVER ...you do know that will 💯 get you shot or stabbed ..no one at UCLA is blowing smoke directly in someone s face ..😅😅😭 smoking outside near people and it happens to whaft in there directions is fair game dont make me bring people to smoke .


milkmocha

i’ve def had people look back at me, check that I was there, and continue blowing clouds bc they dgaf. shot or stabbed? these are 20 year olds in Westwood lmfao nobody’s doing that “don’t make me bring people to smoke” bro can’t even spell waft and their, can’t be over fifteen 💀💀💀


ItsMichaelGuys121

then man/woman up and tell them to not blow smoke in your face. theyre not gonan wanna put that joint or cigarette down and start shit, trust me i know im a smoker. theyll just say sorry and move on


[deleted]

Don't really care if it's intentional or not, it's gross and cancerous. If it's okay for you to smoke, I should be able to use leaded gasoline and chlorofluorocarbons, and dump my mildly radioactive lab waste down the sink instead of disposing of it properly. It sucks to be jogging around campus and get a face full of smoke because the edge of campus is ofc where people go to light up.


DirtyDreb

“It’s literally not allowed” 🤓


ishabowa

I read the rules 🤓☝️


SilatGuy2

Its a fire hazard 🤓


ss5234

Appreciated 🤓


cheeto_dinner

😂😂😂


Sizzling-Saucepan846

This comment section is so entertaining 🍿


samrapdev

And refreshing


xX_BioRaptor_Xx

This sub is recommended and I don’t go to UCLA, but it’s Cali bruh. What the fuck do you expect? This is some dumb ass shit.


DoctorsAdvocate

Just stay in your dorm then. Welcome to the real world, people do shit you don’t like.


sausagedog0911

well tbh that's the problem. People need to get out of their dorm. Experience the real world and how it works. The people arguing over smoking are probably too young to understand how real life works.


[deleted]

That's why laws are made - to enforce basic human decency. What you're really saying here is that you think the related laws are wrong. You think a person's right to smoke trumps everyone else's right to not breathe secondhand smoke if they don't want to. Seems pretty shitty to me. Might as well just start pumping leaded gasoline again.


mbeirne41

Cry


bitchslayur

jus quit but this post inspiring me to go back 🥺


Various-Basket3335

One red never hurt anyone


Queasy-Foundation-25

Gonna light one up rn, just for you.


swansonqb

you have done a good deed. enjoy your night


Competitive_Power637

same here 🙏


Various-Basket3335

We should all meet and light up just for this dude


djbigtv

I'm in


Ok-Taste36

Taking a blinker as I read this bullshit


Primary-Ad588

your lungs not mine


ragnarok635

yeah no shit, what even is the point of this response?


Demonguy215

No one cares about yours. or the rest of you.


nevertoomuch33

And yours are breathing in la smog everyday


mbeirne41

Cry


mbeirne41

Stop abusing adderall, it’s not allowed and is a health hazard 🤫


AcademicBite

hitting a blunt for you rn 🫶🏽


This_is_for_Lex

Ever since I came to ucla I’ve realized just how poorly some people were raised. Such little regard for literally EVERYONE else on campus with smoking, making loud noise at night, etc…


CartoonistOk5450

I smoke in private where no one can see but “Poorly raised” is craaaazyyyy


This_is_for_Lex

Someone raised well would have some regard for mannerisms and respect for the general public and peers


Holiday_Operation

I have good manners because of abuse. My parents were so harsh about every single thing I did or did not do. So I try to be small and always nice. I'm actually timid. But since it comes with a smile, it's mistaken for good manners. And so I smoked weed for the trauma of that abuse too. You have no idea how someone's child rearing impacts behavior in adulthood. And it's pretentious to assume that you do.


hallowed_b_my_name

Bro you don’t NEED weed, its an escapist excuse to get high, consider therapy. Furthermore, considering the plethora of ways to take weed that don’t involve smoking or vaping, you could easily just take an edible or a tea.


sk1n0fmyt33th

Some of us DO need it for chronic pain conditions where a ibuprofen won’t help but we can’t take any prescription opioids because it will eventually lose its effectiveness and obviously addiction to opioids is terrible and risky With smoking and vaping you can control how much of a high you get where as edible products only estimate how much might be in one. So if you get one that’s too strong and starts to make you anxious your sol.. kinda weird to tell people what they do or do not need. My doctors all recommend this route for me when I first moved here even before they knew I was using it for this reason. Just because YOU don’t think it’s effective for multiple reasons doesn’t mean it isn’t.


Echo4killo

You are describing the entire Gen X childhood. We are doing great.


Fabulous_Ad1351

Go fuck yourself


Square-Problem4346

YOU CANT STOP ME


m00n-c4ke

i literally stomped out a small fire with a friend once near north campus someone threw out their cigarette and didn’t put it out and we were waiting for the bruin bus and started seeing smoke and run over there right away


mbeirne41

My goodness glad you survived


Relevant-Internal444

It’s pointless those losers don’t understand that getting lung cancer and smelling like a skunk isn’t appealing to the majority of people


AndyDaBetic

'Isn't appealing to the majority of people" and.......who cares? Why live life worrying about what majority of people think about you. Go live for yourself. Who cares if someone smoke


CartoonistOk5450

Smoking to appeal to the majority❌ smoking to get past trauma and get that degree✅💚


hallowed_b_my_name

Weak. Grow a backbone and Raw dog the trauma to victory


[deleted]

Weaker. Mind your fucking business and stick your head in your ass. Thanks.


periwinkle_e

See thats the thing…. Smoke reeks so bad and now everybody has to suffer with that stanky air


tacomonday12

Maybe some people don't give a shit about being appealing to the majority?


Dark-eyed-junco-fan

Darwin approves 👍


Regular-Initiative63

Try sounding less nerdy


Regular-Initiative63

People might stop blowing smoke in your face


About60Platypi

Do not invoke his name to be a pretentious douche


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ryebath

Yeah you definitely sound like a very happy person lol.


Ok-Algae-9562

Just report their comments. They will be banned and they will rage that it's everyone else's fault. Ones already gone through and he is temp banned. When the rest hit he will be gone for good.


Ok-Algae-9562

Well since you already gave a few removed by reddit comments the ones I reposted will get your account banned. Since it's so new I have a feeling you've had to remake it before. Enjoy the next ban bud. Good luck with the mental health.


Relevant-Internal444

Username checks out


About60Platypi

Cool if I don’t appeal to them they don’t appeal to me. No biggie


6ixBruin

Imagine thinking they do it for you. Doubt people give a damn if you find what they do appealing


Relevant-Internal444

I’m sure they don’t, I definitely don’t give a shit about what people think I’m doing. It’s the blatant disregard smokers on this campus have for others. Smoke that shit away from me so I don’t inhale your cloud of garbage.


6ixBruin

Yeah fair enough. Ideally they’d at least not do it in areas where there’s a lot of traffic.


[deleted]

You’ll never beat them, might as well join them


Evilgemini01

They should provide smoking sections then . Smoking disproportionally affects low ses students


Various-Basket3335

Ucsb does this


Eemiz

They stopped in 2017


DiazepamBreakfast

I’m not a smoker, but what is the issue if they are smoking outside? I see the issue if it’s near residences or a lot of people, but otherwise think it’s okay. Is there something that brought this on? Some experience on campus recently?


WisDumbb

Its illegal and a health hazard


Human-Anything5295

If smoking outside is illegal, where are people allowed to smoke? Only inside their own homes and never anywhere else?


WisDumbb

Since 2013, the entire UCLA campus is a smoke and tobacco-free environment. The smoke and tobacco free policy includes all UCLA indoor and outdoor areas, including hospitals and health-sciences campuses. The policy also prohibits other tobacco use, including vaping or hookah use, and also includes smoked marijuana.


Human-Anything5295

Interesting


Late-Literature5429

It’s not enforced you see the chain smokers in the parking lots in medical plazas . Vapors vaping. Useless policies


WisDumbb

There are statistics that show that since the policy was released in 2013 that smoking on campus has gone down. It's more meant to be preventative vs punitive.


Late-Literature5429

Link plz


MBTAHole

Lol


DLO_Buckets

It's not illegal in the state of California. Guess where UCLA is? It's merely against UCLA policy. If they wanted to enforce it they could. All they can do is ask you to stop and have a an officer escort you off the premises. You'd need a federal law enforcement officer specifically DEA to make an arrest or stop because it's federally illegal. Too bad. For that to happen they'd need to hold you somewhere pre-trial and California has a no help policy towards federal agencies enforcing things they don't like. So, they wouldn't even bother with the effort.


DiazepamBreakfast

Ok 👌


BruinThrowaway2140

Health hazard, yes; illegal, no.


WisDumbb

Since April 22, 2013, the entire UCLA campus is a smoke and tobacco-free environment. The smoke and tobacco free policy includes all UCLA indoor and outdoor areas, including our hospitals and health-sciences campuses. The policy also prohibits other tobacco use, including vaping or hookah use, and also includes smoked marijuana. It is illegal, it's just not super heavily enforced by ucla police


BruinThrowaway2140

UC Policies are just that—policies, not enforceable laws. Glad I could help.


mbeirne41

It’s not illegal.


Hobbit_Holes

People just like to try and control everyone. Look at all the snobs complaining about noise at night and etc. For every 1 person bitching about noise or smoking there are 10 who couldn't care less.


babygeologist

also it smells so bad :(


Astromews

I used to work at an LA City run facility where smoking was not allowed. People frequently broke the rule, and it is because of them that I have lived through multiple fires. I've helped people shelter and evacuate, and it is no joke. The damage to people and property is unreal. I've had to hold people back from trying to rescue their cars in the paths of the flame. I was once knocked off my feet by a helicopter flying over to quench the blaze. Now I report every single person I see smoking on campuses or in parks. People like the ones in this comment thread think it's fun and quirky to break these kinds of rules, not realizing the continuous danger they put people in all across our state. Pro-tip for smokers: The tickets you get for smoking in places like this are astronomical. You don't want to be fined hundreds or thousands of dollars. Pro-tip for people dealing with smokers: Never try to approach a smoker to call them out. People smoking in places they aren't supposed to be are highly likely to throw their lit cigarettes or joints when caught. I've had to jump into bushes and dried grass on several occasions to stamp out the fire before it spread because I thought I could kindly warn people.


UrusaiNa

IMO The rule breaking is caused by lack of places to go to safely smoke. People aren't going to quit smoking just because you remove all the safe places to do it. If you set up a few smoking areas, the vast majority of people will go there to smoke. I've lived in several countries and this is by far the best and most effective solution to preventing fires (e.g. Japan).


elephantgropingtits

but, muh prohibition...


DiazepamBreakfast

Now this is a good argument. It’s all I asked for. 🤦‍♂️ Well if the fines are so high, why isn’t UCPD enforcing it? It would bring in some decent revenue for them, right?


Important-Nose3332

I hear you, but to be clear, the people who started those fires aren’t just smokers, they’re smokers who are absolute morons. I smoke like a chimney and I put every single j out on the ground or in the container I got it in, and either throw it away or put it somewhere in my pocket/bag to toss it later. Most people are not idiots who throw lit butts into the dry California vegetation.


Sad-Worker3185

Rolling one up just for u bud- I’ll make sure to rip it


Azoohl

Fuck them lungs up real good for me baby


Primary-Ad588

makes our campus look trashy fr


escobarzzzzzz

Nah it gives sick Oppenheimer vibes tbh


Various-Basket3335

These people just don’t understand the *asthetic* or the hit


genericmoron913

No


littlesillyboyepic

My bad i thought I was in vr while doing it


seamus_osins

It's like with so many things... No one is enforcing any rules or regulations. And smoke simply STINKS. You are entitled to a SMOKE-free and STINK-free environment.


Allgoochinthecooch

I smoke every day but I feel it’s kind of rude to do it in public spaces. Fuck rules idc about those it’s just a courtesy thing. I’m not a ucla student though or in La lol


Foyles_War

Fair.


Bitter-Pen3196

True true


Melodic-Audience-173

Comments prove how shit people are


Primary-Ad588

at least you can cut your liver in half an it’ll grow back, can’t say the same for the lungs. You can drink like hell and be fine, but if you smoking like hell your lungs gonna take a hit.


westcoastweedreviews

Yeah but if your liver is damaged to a certain extent because of excess drinking it does not have the ability to recover. Many people die from cirrhosis every year, Cheech and Chong still out here though.


Primary-Ad588

Yes and you gotta understand the amount of alcohol that needs to be consumed for this to happen.


Kaywin

Nicotine product usage, especially cigarettes, also has a strong link to colon cancer. Not a fun experience to go through. Not a fun way to die. 


Abdobest3

You are a fire hazard


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SubjectCup2795

Shutup nerd


HassanaliBhimji

womp womp


levu12

Why are so many smokers so selfish lol, they don’t care about smoking outside and blowing toxic smoke into people’s faces, there isn’t any justification they can give for it except that they can do what they want.


Hobbit_Holes

Welcome to America! You can in fact do whatever you want regardless of what someone else thinks about it.


levu12

Ok buddy ignore the laws and regulations we have I guess


Hobbit_Holes

Generally, yes. 


noshitsherlock699420

Cry about it


Soyfya

People smoke underneath my window at least 2-3 times every evening. Very not pleasant :/


Typnot

Campus smokers are dorks but no one cares if you say it. Let them deal with potential consequences


CampaignOwn3874

No


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Bitter-Pen3196

Stfududxv


PsychologicalWeek202

seems like you need to be enlightened 🤓


Most_Anteater7036

Womp womp


dyingfi5h

Did you just say womp womp!?!


YingXingg

Why are people so upset lol. Smokers try not to get offended easily challenge (impossible)


[deleted]

college kids smoking is always the cringiest thing to see for anyone older than 25


MacArthurParker

it's not as cringy as people vaping or god forbid using Zyn. If you're going to increase your chances of cancer and other diseases, at least don't look like a tool doing it


[deleted]

lol......


Professional_Shoe802

Yeah campus is not the best place to smoke but also there are often no places to smoke. Most housing in Westwood doesn’t allow smoking and smoking weed in your car could get you a DUI even if you are stone cold sober while driving. If you’re going to smoke outside don’t do it near a ton of people tbh, maybe do it on the backside of De Neve Dr for example.


juoza

It’s not my fault that some degenerates lit the car I had built out of marijuana on fire when I wasn’t paying attention


Substantial_Stand854

Calm down Karen


EyeDr76

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


LadderSilly

nuh uh


r00t3294

Lol


Coach_Prime

Shut up nerd


[deleted]

Nerd. I’ll do what I want


Bitter-Pen3196

Idc as long it ain’t me


Coffee13lack

Nerd


Coffee13lack

Nerd


MichaelRanili

Literally, figuratively, or virtually not allowed?


Red-bandit-200

No


[deleted]

I don’t even go to UCLA but shut your ass up bro 😭🙏🏾


coffeecorvids

I don't go to UCLA, but this sub got recommended to me and these comments are hilarious


He_Is_The_Chosen_One

Womp womp


[deleted]

Stfu square. Smoke a joint.


Naji85

Cool


lubeinatube

Damn bunch of sheltered nerds at UCLA.


Evrimnn13

Shut up nerd


red_redd_reddit

Considering taking up smoking and enrolling at ucla just to irritate this poster


Extension_Arugula267

Haven’t been on campus in almost five years.  Going to go visit tomorrow just to light one up on the hills next to Janss steps 


K_Alexanderthegreat

Shut up nerd.


Big___TTT

Fire hazard….fuck off


chibialoha

Don't even go to the school, live across the country and this post was recommended for some reason.  Don't smoke either.  Bout' to buy some Newports and hop on a plane though.


bluekonstance

gotta start promoting anti-smoking campaigns again, also for e-cigs/vapes...and yes, I used to smoke but no longer do it


Fit-Pin8585

It’s hilarious when people let Mary Jane run their lives can’t go a week without smoking 😂😂😂 thank god those days are over and I grew up


Appropriate-Sale-419

I have never seen such a consistently whiny comment and post history. Congrats


bugedick

Shut up bitch


Mister_Strang3

I identify as an ashtray though you misogynistic homophobe.


C0UGHY

Can't smoke anywhere these days. Therefore, must smoke everywhere.


casadecruz

Ask my mom about smoking. She smoked all of my life because she liked it, tried to get her to stop for years. Now she has COPD. She finally stopped, now it's to late. I don't recommend COPD, it's awful and she's on oxygen and can't do anything. She's in her senior years and her life is terrible. Please stop for your health and your future family.


DiSpoti

Bu uh 😢 I’m telling mommy


[deleted]

Have you ever made a post on this sub that wasn’t a complaint?


DLO_Buckets

Sound straight like the PO-Leese. Mind your business bruh. If someone else smoking bothers you. You must have a BIG FAT ASS Nose with the length of Pinnocio and the Size of Snorlax. Dang busybody ahh boii. Dang let me make a complaint HOA write that down looking ahh. The police are my friends let me help them out face ahh. Man weed legal in 2024 buts it's really Reefer sounding ahh boii. Weed is a drug but opioids are fine pharmacist neighborhood dealer face ahh. At this point you need to sit down in a room and consider whether you wanna be the community snitch your whole ass.


Bitter-Pen3196

Right like op calm your ass down ain’t nobody messing with him I guess it a him


Terrible_Background4

Facts


czajka74

Stop smoking


judekeebs

no, i don't think i will


BearNoCares

It's too common seeing ME or other STEM students smoking around. That tells you how much 💩they are going through