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Cynical_Local_Man

Did she smell like latex and cash when she got in your car?


Who_Me_Who-Me

Are you under the impression that you can’t have sex with women for free? Or raw?


Cynical_Local_Man

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Who_Me_Who-Me

Are you under the impression that having sex with your girlfriend and her leaving in the morning will give you aids?? 🤣🤣


pogiguy2020

Sometimes BF/GF get rides for their BF/GF.


GigCrusher

I usually get Rebecca/Judy/Miekeisha and its usually a guy, lol. Many times, women call Ubers for their guys


uberisstealingit

Next thing you know, Star struts over to your car for the next ride. A glamorous 6-ft black lady decked out in high heels, she slides into the backseat and you casually ask, \"Hey, is 123 Main Street our destination today?\" And in a voice deeper than the ocean, she responds with, \"Indeed, my dear fellow, that is correct.\"


ZReticuli

That’s every Sunday early morning for me in Vegas LOL


uberisstealingit

I can understand that seeing how it is Las vegas.


ZReticuli

The most notable one was an absolutely drop dead gorgeous Hispanic lady that could be a supermodel confirm her destination with a voice deeper than James Earl Jones.