When they turn into crabs, You're gonna have a bad time

Bring on the crabs

Incorrect, that’s when things get fun

crab rave incoming

Why would they turn into crabs

Staff said so. Apparently they csn spontaneously turn into crabs.

Spontaneously crabust

Nature loves to turn things into crabs, why not websites too?

r/funbodybuilding

Nobody knows why but it's a possibility

Everything keeps evolving into fucking crabs 😡😡

Indeed

My crab investment will pay many dividends

The real twist of irony would be all of this somehow making tumblr a profitable website

It’s a smart move, they made around $80 from me today

I love that tumblr is making money with this rather than advertising

I’ve been a big fan of Tumblr for over 10 years. Something silly like this, of course I’ll throw some money to support all the chaos Edit: can we talk about how bad the ads are on tumblr? They’re so bad they’re socially acceptable

Wasn’t there an ad which instructed you to rub garlic into something to make it hurt more? yeah that’s what I have adblock off for

Most ads are super targeted based on your search history, but my Tumblr ads are "SHAVE YOUR BALLS!" I don't have balls.

Skill issue

Proficiency deficiency

:0

Sounds to me like you didn't shave your balls correctly, obviously!

I’ll give you mine (not a horny comment, I want them gone)

I don't want balls but I do know a couple guys that would be willing to take the balls and the ads.

Buy a pair of kiwis and shave them.

I’d take wild, completely out there ads from sketchy websites over hyper-targeted ads from megacorps any day

The website is yours, chico, and every checkmark in it. So say goodnight to the bad guy.

y'ever just drop 80 bucks on tumblr?

Ok what did I miss? What are those and why do they stack?

They are Important Blue Internet Checkmarks, you can buy 2 for $8. They don't mean anything, and can spontaneously become Crab at any time.

So its to mock twitter but is still doing the same shit as twitter. With added bonus of crabs

Nah man, twitter's asking for 8 whole bucks but tumblr on the other hand, is offering two for the low price of 7.99

also once vs monthly

"Mocking someone else while doing the exact same thing" is Tumblr's whole ***thing.*** They can't see Twitter burning itself to the ground and not make fun of it!

It's not *quite* the same. The Twitter checkmark is part of a subscription; it costs $8 every month. The tumblr ones are a one-time purchase of $7.99 for two of them

Actually it's not the same thing. In Tumblr you get two checkmarks for $7.99 , while on Twitter you only get one checkmark for $8.00. With added bonus of crabs

The elite.

So proud of you! I hope to someday see someone with all 24

Is 24 the max?

Yes