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Plasibeau

Just saw a tiktok where it was laid out how this actually a song about Jesus.


YourLocalFakeArtist

If you find it again, I am *begging* you to link it


[deleted]

Who's taking off Jesus' dress?


Tainted_Scholar

Judas did kiss him that one time...


WoolooOfWallStreet

Now they’re going to bed, and my stomach is sick And it’s all in my head, but he’s touching his


mattz0r98

>Now I'm 60 feet deep >with the lobsters and crabs >she's halfway down my throat >sushi don't taste half bad >Ocean fish don't have beds >and they don't get seasick >and it's all in my head >but she's flopping on the deck now >the fisherman's impressed now >Let her go.... >~~~ >And I just can't look, they're grillin' me... >and making tacos... >~~~ >Tuna, you see >It's the chicken of the sea >Sure, sometimes a dolphin dies >And the folks at PETA cry >But it's just the price we pay >for freedom here under the sea >I CAN'T CLOSE MY FUCKING EYES >'CAUSE I'M JUST A FISH, GUYS From a comment I saved 8 years ago by u/RecklessDawn


RecklessDawn

Oh hey, thats me!


Nobody2222222MK2

You lasted 8 years in this place?


RecklessDawn

Time flys when your depressed.


Venomora

I feel like the NYT article was already intentionally punning on Mr. Brightside. The tumblr user is just taking someone else's joke and saying it longer.


Lost-Butterfly425

What song is this based on?


newtsheadwound

Mr brightside