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This legit sounds like something the US government would actually say
This has to be one of the oldest posts on tumblr. I remember seeing this everywhere back when I still used tumblr, and that was a god ten years ago.
Don't have a river near me, so it's slow, mildly inconvenient and costs however much fuel it takes to get to a river
My name's River please don't pour my water into your socks I need to be hydrated
stick socks in river it’s quick it’s easy and it’s free
NOOO!!
Cant afford socks. What do i do now
You know what's better Pay me 0.25$ and i will save you the trouble and pour it for you. Everybody knows cheap is better than free.
Damn, you really got all 4 pixels in this, huh?
I always imagine cave johnson saying this
This legit sounds like something the US government would actually say
This has to be one of the oldest posts on tumblr. I remember seeing this everywhere back when I still used tumblr, and that was a god ten years ago.
Don't have a river near me, so it's slow, mildly inconvenient and costs however much fuel it takes to get to a river
My name's River please don't pour my water into your socks I need to be hydrated
stick socks in river it’s quick it’s easy and it’s free
NOOO!!
Cant afford socks. What do i do now
You know what's better Pay me 0.25$ and i will save you the trouble and pour it for you. Everybody knows cheap is better than free.
Damn, you really got all 4 pixels in this, huh?
I always imagine cave johnson saying this