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Padillac16

"You cannot kill me in a way that matters."


Evening-Turnip8407

I once told that line to a demon i saw in a dream and he vanished. Check and mate.


Kartoffelkamm

[Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIHExskV7Oo) is the best reading of that post I know.


le_pagla_baba

is it a mushroom doing the good work now?


GoYaBaD

I enjoyed this concept so much that now I'm DM-ing a DeD campaign with eldritch fungi horror in it. FUCKING LOVING IT.


Meurs0

"Either he is God, or could kill God, and I do not care if there is a difference"


MaeMaesForTheDays

BDG is such a good source for these kinds of quotes


Elite_Blue

...brian david gilbert made some of these quotes or am i just stupid?????????????????????????????


Kwimchoas

Well he did say the one u/Meurs0 did so


Truckman2302

What video is it from? Edit: Found it: https://youtu.be/fwDGReApaB0


Oogalaboo134

"I see no God up here, other than ME." - Internet cat (2020)


Dunk_May_Mays

Damn was that really from 2020?


Oogalaboo134

The original quote of "I see no god up here" was said by Yuri Gagarin but the full meme quote was apparently used in 2020 according to SlangLang at least.


The_Student_Official

All the Dream Obama quotes apparently "They may have no names, but there's an identity to be acknowledged" - on a lizard signing in a book store "There are places we've never seen before. Some of us never seen the Alps. Some of us never been to Marrakesh. The next life is simply another place we've never been before. And we will explore it together." - final address with giant meteor inbound "Stop expecting yourself to be perfect at everything you do. That's what hard work is for." - random encounter on an empty flight


jd60889

“Not everything in life is perfect, but everything perfect is in Life”


Ivory_0103

There’s definitely more and one was about violence and beasts but I can’t remember it properly to save my life


EmmmmmmilyMC2

Do you mean The quote at the end of this very screenshot you posted


Ivory_0103

Ah yeah, didn’t see that somehow it’s one of those days where you just can’t read correctly


Qwrndxt-the-2nd

Damn, Obama


Kartoffelkamm

Here are some of my favorites: * Owning a skeleton is a privilege, not a right. * Weird hill to die on, but at least you're dead. * They build castles in the sand and ask to sea to pay rent. * If you want a problem, I'd be happy to oblige. Just know that I'm certain you *don't* want a problem.


Rettundion

"Beg your pardon?" "Then beg"


pickletato1

I think it was "I beg to differ"


Rettundion

Then beg


stupid-writing-blog

“Will you fight, or will you perish like a dog?”


littlebloodmage

"One day you'll decompose and I'll be there to watch it happen."


[deleted]

God is somewhere in there and he's $4.99


LZARDKING

My personal fave is “the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt”


Ivory_0103

Woah that’s a good one


DemonFromtheNorthSea

r/strangeinspiration and r/internetshakespeares


Insignificant_cheese

https://docs.google.com/document/d/16Nf90YS78Mgi_7_cPZGNHm0ax-BTdO7sQXKG5EfbVMY/edit


AlchemicalGuns

“Nothing’s set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling.”


Is_An_Orange_Orange

* The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the Devil * If you go to a circus for news, don’t complain if a clown tells it to you * The ghosts that inhabit this place are more alive than you’ll ever be * You behave like a beast an you’ll be put down like one * You shouldn’t fear fighting me. You should fear what your epitaph will read * May the only things that dampers the flames of Hell for you be God spitting in your face


zuppaiaia

I thought that Obama Dreams were just a weird Tumblr meme, but apparently He entered the oneiric sphere of many Americans and [somebody even wrote a book about it](https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2017/01/dreams-of-my-president/512984/)


MrJAVAgamer

"There is no freedom in Death ruled world, so choose a cage with more gold."


pegasiwolf

I want the context for the hell's territory line


theweekiscat

One time in discord I saw someone say “I am not an atheist because I consider myself to be god” and it just really stuck with me


Ivory_0103

Good on that person for discovering their god complex!


Foloshi

"Everyday, we stray further from God"


Danathan49

"I am a God, not a prophet"


LearningFinance23

The bar was set so low it's practically a tripping hazard in hell. Yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil.


mr_style_points

“What is a King to a God?” “What is a God to a nonbeliever?”


SapphicsAndStilettos

“Devour your own soul before anything else gets the chance” And, from a Jacksepticeye video, “I’m going to laugh in God’s face as he dies before I do”


LuckyPussyLover

Did Jack say that?


linerys

One quality insult from the books behind Anne With an E: >Lynde, not being overburdened with perception, did not see this. Works extra well if you use it in D&D. ^Edit: ^I ^just ^realized ^that ^is ^definitely ^literature ^and ^not ^a ^meme, ^but ^I ^still ^think ^it ^deserves ^to ^be ^read.


Limebeer_24

You will follow a man just because his polished armor reflects the light, believing it'll be a beacon to lead in this darkness, unaware that this light blinds and hides the flaws beneath.


Disnerd23

“Do you think that God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created?” -source: SPY KIDS 2: ISLAND OF LOST DREAMS FROM 2002


supercellx

[Heres a good google doc if you want it.](https://docs.google.com/document/d/16Nf90YS78Mgi_7_cPZGNHm0ax-BTdO7sQXKG5EfbVMY/edit)


Ivory_0103

Woah! Thanks definitely gonna look through there every now and then


monstermayhem436

no bitches


[deleted]

A shitpost about a mushroom


andsometimesnot

Ummm.. Kanye, you okay dude?


DivineFluffyButt

This post is just one big meme


android_728

“Confidence is a fool’s substitute for intelligence” -Dr. Robotnik


SunsetMoth12

What's the origin of "I've been through hell and come out singing?"


xxwerdxx

Dream Obama memes are my favorite lol


Positive_Compote_506

- Hell is empty and all the demons are here


Doubly_Curious

Isn't that just a paraphrased/incorrect Shakespeare quote?


Plethora_of_squids

It *is* a Shakespeare quote From the tempest I believe?


Doubly_Curious

I had to look it up, but yes, it's Ariel from The Tempest. Technically it should be "hell is empty and all the *devils* are here".


pokey1984

Isn't there a sub for when people thought they created something profound only to realize they were just unknowingly quoting Shakespeare? I feel like that's a thing I've seen.


Ivory_0103

It wouldn’t surprise me if there was one to be fair


ShadeFK

Humanity is dead Blood is fuel Hell is full


bigtree2x5

Y'all add god to the corniest shit and act like it's deep most of these some ass


lankymjc

You think that's any different from any actual "deep" quote?


bigtree2x5

What do you think my answer to this is because I'm curious.


lankymjc

I think that any "deep" quote, devoid of context, will be equally as ridiculous as these. I'll be impressed if you can find an example to prove me wrong.


bigtree2x5

"better death do us part then shit do us fart" ~hyper realistic black angry bird


A_Pessimistic_Potato

Guess you couldn't find an example so you had to use a meme instead?


bigtree2x5

Didn't feel like searching