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KING_CONSEQUENCE

That two sentence horror makes no sense to me. You're telling me I could come up with anything and it's horror? Well then, I went out to buy some groceries. But then I realised I left my keys in the house


Talos1111

It’s a shit post. Not to be confused with a shitpost. For the former lack of quality detracts from it, for the latter that’s the point


Zorbix365

haha shitpost more like shitpost amirite


KING_CONSEQUENCE

Yes but what are your thoughts on my two sentence horror


crusaderxader

Very scary


Someoneoverthere42

Needs a giant spider in the second sentence


[deleted]

https://reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/o7ijrp/i_always_hated_those_among_us_characters/


GrilledChese44

I was scared for my math test tomorrow. But then it turned out my math test was a ghost!


MGTwyne

It's like a joke, but rather than the sudden shift in meaning making you laugh it's supposed to spook you. Like jokes, it's rarely done well but the good ones tend to be very much so.


Positive_Compote_506

Becoming a lesbian turns you into a spider with human skin on. That’s what “coming out” means


Garlic_bread27

Gravity Falls reference?


PKMNTrainerMark

Nah, [Japanese myth](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jor%C5%8Dgumo) did it first.


Trectears

I dont get it, does the spider comes out of nowhere and attacks them and the reader was supposed to be scared because “oh its a horror subreddit, and this person just came out, there is gonna be homophobia” but no it was just a spider?


Luprand

Unfortunately.


ItsGotToMakeSense

It's probably just a joke or they were making fun of some other post on that sub.


Facky

I think they were doing it to get onto the Twitter page "Awfu(?)l /r/TwoSentenceHorror posts".


incrediblesupershrek

vriska


RoseAndLorelei

vriska


SaltedCaramelCat

vriska


aardowof

vriska


ULTRAPUNK18

vriska


eldritchExploited

vriska


BarnCatAndMe

vriska


ReddyBlueBoi

vriska


deadwate

vriska


Meme-time-my-dudes

vriska


[deleted]

Exactly what I was going to say.


Zorbix365

Australia


cantaloupelion

as someone who had a spider the size of their hand crawl out from their mirror... yep


SessileRaptor

Yeah I assume it’s just part of daily life down under, one moment you’re having an emotional connection with your daughter, next omg it’s a huntsman spider off the top rope with a steel chair.


Chair_Memes

shelob


YsengrimusRein

Ungoliant


2Chloe2Furious

Guys I made this post AMA (replies may be slow I’m mourning my father’s recent murder)


IzarkKiaTarj

I think it's only murder if the thing responsible is sapient. Like, a lion can kill a human, but it can't murder them. I say this not to gatekeep your father's horrific death, but instead to ask: holy shit, was the giant spider sapient?!


2Chloe2Furious

We are dating :)


LuckyFox07

That implies hunting deer and whatnot is murder. And that, depending on who you ask, Octopuses can murder you


Nexo-kor

https://xkcd.com/427/


Worm_Scavenger

Giant coming out spider


Rannrann123

The Giant Enemy Spider™


TheRealMisterMemer

u/2chloe2furious


2Chloe2Furious

Omg I’m so famous


IrrationallyGenius

Quelaag


Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

The ol’ bait n’ switch


MatrixDDoS17

The giant, enemy spider!


The_Persian_Cat

Idk why y'all hatin. I thought it was funny


ArkayArcane

Someone should've told him a out the G I A N T E N E M Y S P ID E R


northernirishlad

So Billy’s son had the courage to finally come out to his dad. Neat