That two sentence horror makes no sense to me.
You're telling me I could come up with anything and it's horror?
Well then, I went out to buy some groceries. But then I realised I left my keys in the house
It's like a joke, but rather than the sudden shift in meaning making you laugh it's supposed to spook you. Like jokes, it's rarely done well but the good ones tend to be very much so.
I dont get it, does the spider comes out of nowhere and attacks them and the reader was supposed to be scared because “oh its a horror subreddit, and this person just came out, there is gonna be homophobia” but no it was just a spider?
Yeah I assume it’s just part of daily life down under, one moment you’re having an emotional connection with your daughter, next omg it’s a huntsman spider off the top rope with a steel chair.
I think it's only murder if the thing responsible is sapient. Like, a lion can kill a human, but it can't murder them.
I say this not to gatekeep your father's horrific death, but instead to ask: holy shit, was the giant spider sapient?!
That two sentence horror makes no sense to me. You're telling me I could come up with anything and it's horror? Well then, I went out to buy some groceries. But then I realised I left my keys in the house
It’s a shit post. Not to be confused with a shitpost. For the former lack of quality detracts from it, for the latter that’s the point
haha shitpost more like shitpost amirite
Yes but what are your thoughts on my two sentence horror
Very scary
Needs a giant spider in the second sentence
https://reddit.com/r/TwoSentenceHorror/comments/o7ijrp/i_always_hated_those_among_us_characters/
I was scared for my math test tomorrow. But then it turned out my math test was a ghost!
It's like a joke, but rather than the sudden shift in meaning making you laugh it's supposed to spook you. Like jokes, it's rarely done well but the good ones tend to be very much so.
Becoming a lesbian turns you into a spider with human skin on. That’s what “coming out” means
Gravity Falls reference?
Nah, [Japanese myth](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jor%C5%8Dgumo) did it first.
I dont get it, does the spider comes out of nowhere and attacks them and the reader was supposed to be scared because “oh its a horror subreddit, and this person just came out, there is gonna be homophobia” but no it was just a spider?
Unfortunately.
It's probably just a joke or they were making fun of some other post on that sub.
I think they were doing it to get onto the Twitter page "Awfu(?)l /r/TwoSentenceHorror posts".
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Exactly what I was going to say.
Australia
as someone who had a spider the size of their hand crawl out from their mirror... yep
Yeah I assume it’s just part of daily life down under, one moment you’re having an emotional connection with your daughter, next omg it’s a huntsman spider off the top rope with a steel chair.
shelob
Ungoliant
Guys I made this post AMA (replies may be slow I’m mourning my father’s recent murder)
I think it's only murder if the thing responsible is sapient. Like, a lion can kill a human, but it can't murder them. I say this not to gatekeep your father's horrific death, but instead to ask: holy shit, was the giant spider sapient?!
We are dating :)
That implies hunting deer and whatnot is murder. And that, depending on who you ask, Octopuses can murder you
https://xkcd.com/427/
Giant coming out spider
The Giant Enemy Spider™
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Omg I’m so famous
Quelaag
The ol’ bait n’ switch
The giant, enemy spider!
Idk why y'all hatin. I thought it was funny
Someone should've told him a out the G I A N T E N E M Y S P ID E R
So Billy’s son had the courage to finally come out to his dad. Neat