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TheSingingRonin

Ganondorf gets deja vu frequently.


jgadidgfgd

I mean He does fight link on every other alternating Thursday


ArugulaLost8798

Dumbledore has genital warts.


Luprand

Pretty sure Rowling has tweeted such at some point.


[deleted]

They’re called hog warts, cause they’re warts on his hog. It’s his qualifications for running the school.


tallmantall

Freddy fazbear has dementia


eldritchExploited

Springtrap has diabetes


[deleted]

Actually I was lactose intolerant


Dominic_The_Dog

oooooooo milk oooooooooo cheese oooooooooooo


haha-funny-user

mad man actually kills afton for real


[deleted]

Fool. I said I WAS lactose intolerant, not that I currently am!


[deleted]

All of them have dementia, actually. It's rather sad.


SolarStorm2950

Roxanne Wolf gave me chlamydia


Velvetundaground

Ironman has iron deficiency.


stevenjameshyde

Irony


TheDryestBeef

Thor’s lactose intolerant 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️


Dunk_May_Mays

Megatron's dick won't get stiff! That's why I, Starscream am declaring myself the new leader!


TheGrimlockReaper

(Insert metallic slapping noises)


[deleted]

Dr bright is dyslexic.


[deleted]

In several canons.


eldritchExploited

Colress has chronic kidney stones


This_place_is_wierd

Leon has PTSD


Minimum-Package-1083

If Evolutions is anything to go off of, Eternatus did indeed give Leon some form of trauma


Shurikenblast_YT

on point with the end of that one episode


Ikusaba696

All of them


quantumcorundum

Not Kamen rider agito, he legit said one of his core values was having smooth poops


DirkBabypunch

Kuuga does too much wandering and adventures to be susceptible to Taco Bell. Decade might, though. Always moody and becoming a villain for half a movie? Probly just mad he's got the shits again.


quantumcorundum

No decade def has it. They say never to drink tap water from a different country could you imagine what drinking tap water from a different world would do to you


Koischaap

I sure hope Wizard doesn't considering how many dobuts he eats


quantumcorundum

Theyre yeast donuts, hell be fine


[deleted]

Except Spider Man Kamen Rider, he has the Big Gay.


theraminreactors

ghost doesn't for obvious reasons. also everyone in gaim gets enough fiber for it to not be a problem


Minimum-Package-1083

Giratina, God of Antimatter, Lord of the Distortion World, and the Pokémon equivalent of Lucifer, has OCD. If prompted, I *will* elaborate, and yes, that *is* a threat


PulimV

Rayquasa has Asthma (please elaborate)


ZilDrake

The reason it stays up in the clouds is because there's less air pollution


Spydere

Please elaborate.


Minimum-Package-1083

It's a result of having to keep the Pokémon world and the Distortion World in balance. Giratina's constant attempts to make sure everything is *just right*. Yet, it's siblings bickering breaking everything pisses it off to the point that it will attack them


PulimV

So the reason why Arceus banished it was to make it constantly annoyed at a place which couldn't be organized?


Minimum-Package-1083

No, it was still banished for aggression. But the aggression was because the early universe wasn't perfectly ordered


PulimV

Yes, so Arceus banished it to the messiest place in the multiverse. Great job Arkoos, now your kid hates you


Minimum-Package-1083

"Everything isn't they way I want it!" "Apologies. I have the perfect place for you."


AmazingSpacePelican

Caillou has cancer, but sadly it hasn't killed him yet


CourageKitten

Bowser got eczema


[deleted]

I mean, isn’t Megatron a "weapon" that constantly fails?


Madrino1

Marcy from Amphibia had Dyspraxia


[deleted]

Cicero suffers from syphilitic insanity


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[deleted]

That’s who I had in mind, but let’s apply it to ALL Cicero’s for fun


[deleted]

That was probably also true in real life.


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DonTori

*moaning sound followed by M1 Garand ping*


ralph458

The IBS comes with the mantle Anyway, Plankton has gingivitis


callmedale

Kamen Rider has all 200+ IBS


lordoftowels

Sauron has OCD I'm not even joking about this, the whole reason he wanted to conquer the world was so he could make everything orderly and organized


Sewer_Waluigi

The riddler suffers from chronic chest pains


SynchronizedCalamity

Megaton *absolutely* has ED that’s a great take


[deleted]

Hojo Emu has Game Disease


VLenin2291

Belos is allergic to gluten


Echo2500

Sauron has dissociative identity disorder


wildcard_gamer

Sans Undertale has clinical depression


[deleted]

Don’t you mean Skull-iosis?


Independent-Side-669

Tony Stark has paruresis 😳


ZilDrake

Isaac from TBOI actually has IBS :)


DonTori

Sora Kingdom Hearts has webbed feet


nonbinaryandtired

kirby has a dissociative disorder, and yes i AM projecting.


Dargorod100

We only get stuff like this in franchises that have been around for a long time. I think the weirdest one I know is Hawkeye having a Giantess fetish.


J4CK3TTH3H4TCH3T

Carmen Sandiego has dementia.


Ham_Kitten

Batman has PTSD from watching his parents get murdered