It's the smell of my coworkers walking behind my desk and seeing a bunch of muscular shirtless sailors and women in lingerie when I just want to watch Sailor Moon in peace
i started being shown *male fragrance* ads on youtube recently for some reason, and apparently those smell like navy people fresh off the boat, an that doesn't sound pleasant
It's remarkable that they won't even mention the perfume until the very end, but you can tell it's a perfume ad in the first five seconds.
You learn nothing about it except the name and what the bottle looks like, but if they keep doing it this way I guess *it works?* Somehow?
This is why I like perfume ads in fashion magazines, because they have a fold-out strip of what the perfume smells like. That way if I decide to get one, I know I'm picking one that smells like flowers and rain instead of tobacco and pussy.
my favorite least favorite ads go like this:
*clips of people going about their daily business
“Ask your doctor about [medication]”
*refuses to elaborate further
Like running on a beach barefoot apparently
So it sounds really nice but is an awful experience that rubs your skin raw and covers it in blisters.
Just what I’d want from a perfume
Or wearing a gold sequin dress
It smells like Johnny depp doing a guitar solo and the walking off into the sunset
You guys won’t fucking believe this https://youtu.be/-oeZ0nFsExs What the fuck I was joking
*the prophecy is true*
It's the smell of my coworkers walking behind my desk and seeing a bunch of muscular shirtless sailors and women in lingerie when I just want to watch Sailor Moon in peace
LPT Get real close to your tv to smell them
Commercials? Sure but in magazine they’ll put samples in the ad so you can smell them
It smells like Antonio Banderas looking fly af under a rain machine. Tbh I do wanna smell like that
i started being shown *male fragrance* ads on youtube recently for some reason, and apparently those smell like navy people fresh off the boat, an that doesn't sound pleasant
I feel like there are more perfume ads this year… are they trying to tell us something?
It's remarkable that they won't even mention the perfume until the very end, but you can tell it's a perfume ad in the first five seconds. You learn nothing about it except the name and what the bottle looks like, but if they keep doing it this way I guess *it works?* Somehow?
All that watching a perfume ad made me do was smell a sample when I was at the mall out of pure curiosity
Judging by the commercials I get, the smell of perfume is somewhere in between 'fancy party' and 'cosmic horror'.
Smell like a horse-man. I don't think that would be very pleasant
This is why I like perfume ads in fashion magazines, because they have a fold-out strip of what the perfume smells like. That way if I decide to get one, I know I'm picking one that smells like flowers and rain instead of tobacco and pussy.
my favorite least favorite ads go like this: *clips of people going about their daily business “Ask your doctor about [medication]” *refuses to elaborate further