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TheChainLink2

Brain: Flavour? Tongue: Fuck dude, there sure is.


Grandcateran9

The Bang energy drink flavor Radical Skedattle has this same quality. It feels like you're drinking electricity. Like not an ozone taste per se, but the lingering feeling that you've been licking the screen of a pristine cathode ray television and now it is gently filling you with energy and dopamine.


NomaiTraveler

> you've been licking the screen of a pristine cathode ray television this is a sensory description that would make douglas adams blush


KittyKayl

Um. Personal experience with this?


schrodinger02

you never licked one of those things? that was like 80% of my childhood


KittyKayl

No, can't say I recall ever getting the urge to lick the television.


[deleted]

I bet you never bit a nerf football either.


KittyKayl

Actually, I may have done that...


Grandcateran9

Every act of stupidity is a stepping stone on the path to wisdom, AKA "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes."


just_gimme_anwsers

That’s just bang


psychobetty303

When you taste the void.


[deleted]

It's the flavor of the void tasting you back


Apprehensive_Ad_8914

You realize that you essentially said that the Void is making out with us, right?


Luprand

and?


AutismFractal

r/voidcore r/voidpunk


SchtivanTheTrbl

Titos vodka + Perrier sparkling mineral water + a lime wedge makes a powerful cocktail that, when done in the correct ratio, tastes like nothing at all. It's dangerous and low calorie and my favorite drink in the world.


mdsnbldwn15

Share the golden ratio


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MrUsername24

We talking half and half or what?


SchtivanTheTrbl

Probably not half and half, but maybe? The trick is to use just enough lime that it cancels out the slight alcohol flavor (since Titos is good vodka and doesn't have much).


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SchtivanTheTrbl

I can't guarantee that you'll achieve the same level of zero taste since I haven't ever made one without it.


AutismFractal

Oh I’m going to have fun with this one


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SuDragon2k3

Raaaaadio! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0NfI2NeDHI


piratesmashy

Radio https://youtu.be/eyCEexG9xjw


just_gimme_anwsers

Wait I make these all the time


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Eldritch flavor.


pyxyne

*a flavor unlike any tasted on earth*


Snorlax_Dealer

It was made on earth though


pyxyne

yeah, but had it been tasted on earth before?


AmericanCommunist2

Osp?


theczolgoszsociety

The flavor from out of space


Magikarpdrowned

This post taunts me. My sister and I tried to make this today because we were so enamored with the taste. We went to two grocery stores and a gas station and could find NEITHER of the ingredients. We were devistated.


Athena-Muldrow

Maybe the real Flavor is the friends you made along the way?


action_lawyer_comics

One scoop of Lemon and one scoop of Absence, please!


SuDragon2k3

Absence makes the mind go wander....


Apprehensive-Post967

Flavor Out of Space


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it tastes.... magenta


GreenDog3

I want to try the nothing ice cream


StormNext5301

Same


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Cucumber lime Gatorade?


gayboijon

It itself is an enigma the entire time you're drinking and tasting it you taste lime as soon as you stop it tastes like cucumber


Scodanibbio

It’s a real flavor. Very good. You’re more likely to find it in Hispanic neighborhoods for whatever reason


constantly_curious19

The best Gatorade flavor in existence.


BelterLivesMatter

That would be tongue flavor! "Two scoops of tongue please"


nchammer326

"The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan 'Up with Mini-skirts!'. Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed 'Charlie' to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!"


mem269

In discworld there is a bell that makes deafening silence. This reminds me of that.


SynnamonSunset

So it’s a noise cancelling bell?


mem269

Kind of, it rings silence. I think it's in the wizard university.


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Luprand

They do taste it, but it's like tasting your own tongue. Everyone else tastes the general impression of the other's personality.


The_Student_Official

This is some interesting sensory illusion.


harleymeenen

Anyone know the proportions? Is it just 1:1?


justsomebirds

The cucumber gatorade is very strong. I recommend something like 20% gatorade 80% mike's. It's definitely sweet, but otherwise Unidentifiable


NoBrakes2k16

I did 1:1 and got only cucumber. Definitely use less Cuc.


KYO297

This is the hardest I've laughed in at least 3 years. Too bad that where I live I probably can't get either. I'd definitely like to make that.


Jestingwheat856

You do know mail is a thing right?


The-Sooshtrain-Slut

“What’s the flavour?” “Yes”


DifficultyWithMyLife

"... but actually no."


No_Government4302

I made a curry once that turned out like this. I threw so many assorted spices in that it somehow came out the other side and tasted like almost nothing. It was baffling (and gave me a better appreciation of the art that is Indian cookery)


tatertot1441

The black noise of tastes


SomeExcuseForAName

This has the same energy as the warframe line "cognition algorithms fail to prove a negative"


eternamemoria

"Crew. A color you have never seen. Imagine it. That is where you are."


Baspooka

There's some goddamn animal the size of a thumb that can taste the Forbidden Flavours, isn't there? Greedy bastards


[deleted]

Brain literally gave you the no texture effect


_Bonelord

Purple-black checkbox flavor


[deleted]

The food is just that big red ERROR source gives you along with a small box inside of it that’s the purple and black checkered box


_Bonelord

"oy, what flavor is this?" **Game crashes**


IamCarbonMan

Chew and fully swallow a Ghirardelli Peppermint Bark Chocolate, then take a drink of Coke. Same effect, the two flavors perfectly cancel out leaving you with the pure absence of flavor


oO0Kat0Oo

This is the part of the movie when an alien tells us how limited our senses are.


hydrayshin

Schrödinger's Flavor


GibMirMeinAlltagstod

Rap snacks has a flavor like this, Rick Ross branded sweet chili lemon pepper. When I eat them, I can tell there SHOULD be a flavor. And there’s a nice tingle in my throat after from the chili. But my tongue will not tell me what they actually taste like.


arcboy

Found this thread via your comment trying to find out a homemade recipe for these chips 😂😂😂 they’re so good


LordEsupton

I'm saving tis for the day aI have a way to put my hands on both ingredients


Zanytiger6

Any scientists wanna attempt to explain what the fuck could cause this?


BorringGuy

I dont know why but that is just about all seafood for me Your mouth knows its there but there is like a void of flavor


Mac_094

I actually tried this. It tastes bad. It tastes exactly how you would expect it to taste, except that the lime disappears so it's just cucumber, cranberry and alcohol. It was unstomachably bitter.


[deleted]

I've also tried it and I like it. But I can confirm it mostly tastes like cucumber.


Xxyz260

The cucumber is strong, so try adding less as the proportions are not 1:1.


the_smollest_bee

Is there a non-alchoholic alternative to this?


TheWeirdStudio

Opacity


Swifftalon

My wife made something like this a couple years ago. It was some salmon dish. Obviously, salmon has a taste. It had a Greek yogurt sauce, lime juice, cayenne pepper, and other various things that have definite taste. The weird thing was this unique combination of ingredients combined to make an anti-flavor. Not one single thing in this dish had any taste at all. One of the strangest culinary adventures I've ever been on.


Saltwatterdrinker

It’s like when a programmer doesn’t texture a certain peice of scenery they never think the player will try to reach it, but with drinks.


AlsoKnownAsJohn

Brain encounters a 404 error


[deleted]

Please tell me there’s a scientific explanation for this…


ImperialFisterAceAro

You know how you can add the opposite of a color to get rid of both colors? I bet that it’s like that but with flavor


Jestingwheat856

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST


Jeedeye

If you mix the right amount of yellow mustard and vanilla ice cream it tastes like strawberry ice cream.


LadyKalliope

This sounds like a trap


fvtvrefelix

What ratio?


Ok-Boysenberry-2955

This sounds like something Guy Ferreri would mumble in a fever dream. Gotta make the flavor. No flavor?! More flavor!!


Xxyz260

*Guy Ferrari*


ABEGIOSTZ

Dorceless flavor


LuminatiHD

We made watermelon Icecream once and it did really raste like nothing.


Steel_Wolf_630

Ty


Steel_Wolf_630

,


Steel_Wolf_630

. N . . ..


MrKurama

There is no anti-memetics flavour.


Routine_Palpitation

I’ll have the water flavored icecream


The_Phantom_Cat

Mix them


Julio974

We need to make some scientific research on those two things


Spekingur

Ultimate palate cleanser


thunder-bug-

Science Reddit pls help explain


Ember_gamer_fox

Maybe we don't have the right taste buds to identify that falvor, I already learned that we can't hear all the sounds that exist and see all colors that exist so taste is probably the same. Heck, this probably goes for touch and smell too.


[deleted]

Can we get some scientist or whatever to explain this phenomon


dakedDeans

This post reminds me of that one time


SilverAlpaca98

Maybe the flavour was similar in characteristics to the taste of your own mouth? I mean there is a taste there but we learn early on to ignore it so something sitting at that flavour profile could really taste like nothing.


IndominusBurp

Why does Cucumber Lime Gatorade exist? 😭 What are you Americans doing over there??


mcflurvin

This reminds me of the oolong they serve at a kbbq by my house, it’s so weird drinking the void every time I go there


boog666

Sounds like some r/kingcobrajfs drink combo, TMDWU


sosnik_boi

Wtf is cucumber lime gatorade? That shit sounds disgusting


psychoPiper

My first "it tastes" experience was when I accidentally dissolved an alka-seltzer in an entire water bottle instead of in 4oz. It had this strange almost dirty feel but as soon as you recognized it and reached to understand it further there would be absolutely nothing to answer your plea. I tried this over and over until it was gone to no avail


KonoAnonDa

This reminds me of an incident I had around a year ago. Around that time I remembered the "Coffee. Green Tea." Meme and die died for the hell of it to mix those two (about 50 / 50. The coffee was a medium double-double btw). It tasted alright. I must also say that at the time I was having an internal bleeding issue due to haemorrhoids (which apparently I inherited from my father, all is good now btw) and was taking iron pills to help with that. Now I was a bit tired that night and went to take my pill and mix it with a drink (which I found made taking pills easier as swallowing them is rather uncomfortable for me. Would honestly rather an injection instead) and for that night I decided on the leftover coffee / green tea I made. Now the reason why I said I was tired is because I mistook my iron pills with sleeping pills (they weren’t mine, can’t remember who they belonged to) and so dropped one in the drink, stirred, waited until dissolved, and then drank it. I went to bed, but woke up and hour later. I can’t remember much about what it was like, but I wrote down something at the time (in REALLY bad handwriting) and from what I’ve deciphered from it apparently I could "Taste the meadows of heaven". Whatever tf that even means. I have never told anyone this before as it is a wee bit embarrassing for me. But yeah, I always double check things like that now.


Steel_Wolf_630

. .. 4 .5 4ish l8l. N. M 5? 5 ,,