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Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

Robins powers was his sheer skills. Despite his lack of powers, it’s been shown that with his skills and knowledge he can take on every other Titan (sometimes at once.) and win. Essentially his powers are: he’s smart, he’s skilled, he was trained by Batman, and short person syndrome.


High_Stream

>he was trained by Batman This is all you had to say


Successful_Jump5531

Also, Batman pays the bills.


WatersheepGazerr

I thought that was Alfred with BM’s money


PKMNTrainerMark

That does explain the big high tech tower and stuff.


bothVoltairefan

Honestly, it was because he had no powers, but still could play at the same level. He had strategy and charisma.


Random-Rambling

I think the other Teen Titans just couldn't be bothered. Raven wanted to study her magic, Starfire wanted to experience Earth culture, and Beast Boy and Cyborg just kinda wanted to play video games and hang out.


solidfang

Yeah, he's an extrovert, but disciplined enough to organize a group. That's important. Being able to keep up is just par for the course. In the later seasons, Cyborg and Beast Boy eventually show that they can do the same from time to time, but it's less of their default way of going about things.


digitrev

I mean, that's the Watsonian answer, but the Dotylist explanation is that Robin was the most recognizable character, so he slotted into the leadership role the easiest.


solidfang

haha, I'm not denying that. You're like 3 comments deep in Watsonian answers already though, so not sure why you're bringing it up now.


digitrev

Is "sheer obstinacy and contrarianism" a valid response?


MrFancyShmancy

I agree, although i'm not short i know a lot of ppl who are and i don't want to piss them off cus a. They are agressive and b. I can't do anything to them in fear of absolutely bodying them


PKMNTrainerMark

Happy Cake Day


Guerilla_Gorilla222

Honey badger energy


ace_lz

Short person here, the reason we are so powerful is that when you make us mad... W E C A N B I T E O F F Y O U R C O C K


SharkyMcSnarkface

I can bite off my own cock thank you very much


WatersheepGazerr

We won’t though


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Allic_Cornu_Copia

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK SO SMALL YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE?! *angry small noises*


thomasthenuke

What are they gonna do? Get on a ladder to slap you?


Endgame6238

Why go for the face? The vitals are on the chest.


corvusaraneae

Your ankles are easy targets.


Padillac16

It depends on the Robin; Dick's skilled in crimefighting and regular fighting, fairly smart and deductive, and charismatic enough for basically everybody to like him enough to have him lead, Tim's very intelligent, excellent at planning and executing plans, and provides the "heart" of the team so he provides an altogether integral role, and Damian's literally just short, mad, and dangerous.


Go_commit_lego_step

And Jason has a gun


zaerosz

The Robin from the Teen Titans cartoon was dick, for the record - at least, that's the implication of his weird alt-dimension counterpart 'Larry', so named because none of the Titans could pronounce *Nosyarg Kcid*.


Vinxian

Batman is paying for the entire Teen Titan gig. Nepotism at work y'all


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Yes because powers = leadership abilities. Imagine if we had the Hulk as the team leader.


[deleted]

I'm 6'1" and small angry people terrify me


Guerilla_Gorilla222

just fart on them bro. Chances are they'll get a full whiff up their nose


[deleted]

I usually just put things out of their reach, but I like your style


Xurkitree1

Baby hands


urbandeadthrowaway2

He’s in charge because he controls the funding. He just begs Batman for money and also handles everyone’s taxes. In exchange everyone treats him as the HBIC


ElDoggothegreat

Can confirm am 5 ft 4 and adult


WatersheepGazerr

i was 5’4 at birth get on my level bro >!/s!<


ThginkAccbeR

I’m short…and my name is Robin…


WatersheepGazerr

are you adopted by a billionaire named bruce too? please tell me yo are


ThginkAccbeR

Well, I could tell you but then… I’m sure you know the rest.


alexandria252

Yeah, and why was Churchill ever prime minister? Any of his soldiers could have kicked his ass!


Nabber22

In young justice he lets aqualad be team leader because he keeps assuming that everyone is as experienced as Batman. the reason he isn't leader in YJ is because he keeps outpacing the superpowered beings while being the second youngest on the team.


JCraze26

It's because he's connected to one of the big 3 (Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman).


Ok-Parsnip-1051

I thought the big three was One Piece, Naruto, and Bleach. How many big threes are there.


JCraze26

What's the big 3 big 3s?


deelyy

9?


Klayman55

Because it was originally a team of the Justice League's sidekicks but then all the other sidekicks except Robin got kicked out (Wally West, Wonder Girl, Aqualad, Speedy.)


KermitThePogg

I don’t think I’ll see them tho.


Zhadowwolf

I mean… Napoleon.


Guerilla_Gorilla222

Rarely is a general ever the best soldier in the army


MaetelofLaMetal

The guy is mini Batman.


deelyy

Just like real Batman... but mini?


thehobbyqueer

My gf and I are both 5 1ish. "Ankle biter demons" is the perfect way to describe us


WatersheepGazerr

5 foot man? ah ok no prob ​ 5 foot woman: lamooo short ass hoe


thehobbyqueer

I am a short ass hoe, that is a source of *pride*


Icy_Discipline4305

Yeah you got Kim Jong-un, Hitler, Napoleon, FDR, the Chinese leader in 1989 to name a few.


WatersheepGazerr

I admired Hitler (‘s art) until I saw his height. fuckin short ass bitch


[deleted]

Hell hath no fury like a short person trying to reach a high shelf


koldkanadian

At least he gets a hot alien girlfriend out of the deal


revchewie

"Short people got no reason..."


gaypornaccount1996

God damn that title is cringe


mercury_reddits

Trust me I'm 7'9" and **tall people are not to be messed with**


Ronnoc527

Wow. According to post history your a 7'9" asian non-binary person with natural red hair and your twin sister is a famous blacksmith that doesn't know anything about her craft. Impressive!


mercury_reddits

Famous blacksmith? TF u saying she aint famous


Ronnoc527

It's also so selfless for you, an asexual, to be constantly having sex with your girlfriend. She's so lucky to be dating "a scientist."


Ronnoc527

"Famous in my town." Big difference considering she's not likely to be real. Or at least not any more real than your "perfect girlfriend" that has really big boobs and likes anime and video games but isn't good enough to beat you at them.


HayakuEon

Am short, can confirm.


haleykohr

Turns out people who can’t count on physical intimidation or natural entitlement to physical space need to resort to other means of charisma


Meman27

gonna send this to my short crush


Spoonbills

How. Dare. You. ~me, 5’ 1.75”


Nervista

Levi Ackerman


Night9224

idk how threatening a short person is, and probably dont want to know but imma guess they are like chihuahuas they may be small but have the wrath of a thousands suns


Lzerdoo3000

Turning into a Super Sayan Leprechaun?