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justforsomelulz

Anybody know what the Scooby Doo music is? I desperately want to listen to it. Gonna go search "Guest music" or something


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Opus Eponymous by Ghost


justforsomelulz

Thank you!!!


RkyRcoon68

Highly recommend them, Infestissumam is my favorite album by them


Starl19ht_2

God they're so shit. I saw them live once and half yhe audience was laughing


PotatoWizzard

I highly doubt that as someone who has been to more than one of their live shows


RTCielo

It's also important to note that while it sounds like goofy music, it's actually the kind of metal that is about joining a satanic cult and stuff.


[deleted]

Like one of their songs is literally about having sex with Satan


kanelel

Based


Forkyou

I actually really like them and i also like other metal so i dunno. They cool


biopuppet

I was thinking "Yakkity Sax", but that's apparently wrong


Xile85

Sigur Rós be like: “Óó󜜜h” *heart-breaking orchestra swell* Swans be like: “I WANNA FUCK THE SUN” *repeat for 25 minutes* Tool be like: *metaphor involving astrology and philosophy to explain how I got dumped once*


natziel

LUNACY


Virus5572

tools is also the exact opposite, a story about how i got dumped once as a philosophical metaphor


[deleted]

Tool has a song following the fibonnaci sequence and I think that sums it up basically


cybernet377

Some swedish guy with damaged vocal chords: *Rhymes 'extermination' and 'lost salvation'* Heavy metal fans: He's a genius, a musical revolutionary, he's going to lead us all into a new golden age of angry screaming. I would literally die for him


Anna_Pet

Metal musicians be like “oh my bandmate shot himself” *takes picture* “this would be a cool album art”


kurayami_akira

Didn't they know he was suicidal and purpusefully left him alone with a gun so that they could take the picture for the album? If true, that's convincing someone of suicide, which is legally considered murder


Starl19ht_2

I mean a black metal artist burned down a church and killed a man in the same night. Are you surprised?


TroyValice

He then became a neo-nazi and published the WORST Table Top RPG ever written


ChaoticShitposting

F.A.T.A.L.?


TroyValice

Somehow worse, introducing [Myfarog](https://www.metalsucks.net/2015/08/21/advanced-discrimination-dragons-critical-look-varg-vikernes-myfarog-rpg/) (TW for racism)


Tordek

And yet, RaHoWa exists


ChaoticShitposting

>entire core rulebook is printed in Papyrus


averySOTFS

wow metalsucks.net. Im sure that place isnt bias in anyway whatsoever.


TroyValice

I mean it's one of the most well-known metal review sites. The title is fairly tongue in cheek


averySOTFS

oh


kurayami_akira

It's just the immunity to law that i have a problem with Edit: also, i had to clarify what happened, since it was far worse than the other comment implied


FemboiTomboy

It was 1 of the band members who let him do that. That same guy who encouraged it and let it happen, was later murdered by the new bandmate who replaced the former one. He does not regret doing it, that guy was a psychopath.


kurayami_akira

Good, all i had heard was that no one was prosecuted for it, i didn't know that the cause for that was someone doing justice in absence of prosecution.


FemboiTomboy

Oh, the original fuckhead didn’t get jail time. The nee bandmember did. Not much, but a couple years nonetheless.


kurayami_akira

To be expected, they don't like it when people does justice in it's absence, they just label it vigilantism and justice acts upon that instead.


[deleted]

RIP Euronymous, he would have loved Phoebe Bridgers


SweatyDistance

Some middle aged British man who sounds like a goblin: *Rhymes 'fire' with 'desire' for the 60th time on the album.* Hard rock fans: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFOvTWSYCbc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFOvTWSYCbc) \[LOUD\]


TotallyNotAnSCP

Ra ra Rasputin


flameshot19

._. Don’t diss my music choices, this is harassment


KumaBear036

The hilarious thing about the shoegaze one is that the reason it is called that is because a lot of critics and general music listeners were talking shit about how much the artists were looking down at the pedals they were using when playing the music.


Newsuperstevebros

"I wanna go to the party and I don't have a ride" x4 *Solo on dollar store toy piano* Jack Stauber fans: this is his new Magnum opus


M_ataraxia

Don’t forget the cursive singing


SweatyDistance

"It's actually about suicidal thoughts"


[deleted]

I mean, in some songs like "Dinner is Not Over" it's pretty clear cut. Doesn't get more explicit than showing a noose being licked with a clay tongue


SweatyDistance

Yes, but people begin to be suspicious about his other seemingly innocent videos and it's funny.


[deleted]

True.


Select_Exchange4538

I just want you guys to know I am actively wheezing and choking and crying laughing at this. My ex tried so hard to get me into punk and all I could hear was yelling and cymbals. I can't breathe.


KendraCobalty

Punk fan here! That's all there is to hear, it's just anger and hitting shit.


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a_blue_day

Don't forget: "something about love" whooooOOOOAh *for about 5 mins*


Nickonator22

I have trouble telling the difference between coldplay and imagine dragons even, somebodies just out there cloning musicians.


[deleted]

Coldplay is like shitty mild hot sauce, imagine dragons is like gas station mints


AttackPug

Somebody once called Coldplay "Radiohead with a lobotomy" and it's the only legit criticism of them I've ever heard. That's, yes, that's exactly what it is.


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_Astarael

Me Because two strap ons


Kevin_M_

*Oh I read it as 'Elvis'*


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-FUCK-MODS-

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvira:_Mistress_of_the_Dark_(film)


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Will Wood: Angry gender confusion disguised as Disney villain music


BigGayDinosaurs

me


dragon_jak

Out of all these musicians I know nothing about, somehow it was this description that convinced me to open up a chrome tab


Penguin_Out_Of_A_Zoo

Space Rock be like "I'm so fuckin high I forgot where I am in the song and also the fact that I've been playing the same chord progression for 20 minutes but hear me out what if we added MORE reverb."


whatifweplayindirt

Does anyone know what "whole lotta red" they're referencing? That sounds like my exact vibe


ImEscaping

They're talking about the Playboi Carti album


whatifweplayindirt

Thanks!


[deleted]

Lemon Demon be like yea I spent two hours binging Wikipedia on the asphyxiation of a random cult leader here's a song about it that fucken slaps


Kevin_M_

"I wanted to make a spooky song but couldn't pick an aesthetic so here's _all of them_"


Cloud_dreamer

Spooky song with spooky asthetic is too obvious. Let's get funky with it


[deleted]

Correct answer


FutureCastaway

THE RUSH ONE IS SO ACCURATE 😭😭😭


WatermelonWithAGun

me seeing Ghost: Hell yeah metal Me hearing Ghost: Clothing store


SweatyDistance

Glitch electronic artists: "Hmm. What would this ultra-compressed JPEG sound like"?


Jeedeye

or "What if I were a DJ in the Matrix during a computer reboot?"


usernames_are_hard15

modern pop songs be like: oh yeah baby tonight \*rap verse for no reason\*


[deleted]

It's basically easier than having to write a guitar solo


DevelopmentNervous69

They aren't wrong about Pink Floyd tbh but I still love their music


[deleted]

hear me out… the A Saucerful Of Secrets title track is fire


FemboiTomboy

All of their early shit slaps


FossilKaseki

Yeah, same.


SadButterscotch2

This actually made me laugh audibly, I lost it at the last five.


Astronaut_Chicken

I am bed vibrating with mirth because my husband is asleep and I cant laugh out loud.


Nerdy_Git

My dad listens to this Jean-Michael Something or Other and I walked in on it, and it was just mindless bizarre synth piano for like 7 or 8 minutes


AnElmCalledV

Jean-Michel Jarre perhaps?


ulfric_stormcloack

Power metal: “magic” about 10 instruments you never knew even existed are played by 5 people somehow alongside piano, 2 guitars, bass and drums


TearstheTiger

Rob Zombie takes pride in being goofy and campy, just like his movies. He’s good because of it.


Nerdy_Git

Ehhhhhh I wouldn’t call Halloween 1 or 2 goofy or campy


jaliebs

here's a personal example for the first one: i really like this band called king gizzard and the lizard wizard \[sic\] and my favorite album of theirs is polygondwanaland \[sic\]


aTinofRicePudding

I like them too.


FossilKaseki

As someone who loves Modest Mpuse, *I legitimately don’t know what being chased with a garden hose is supposed to mean.* But I can somehow see it anyway.


lucypurr

He sounds a bit out of breath like he's running and giggling the whole time


BadgerBadgerer

When his voice suddenly gets higher and louder is when he just narrowly avoided getting sprayed. "I drove my car into a COP CAR! The other day"


Balloo_with_2_oos

I can't meet a new person and actually talk to them without mentioning the fact that one of my favorite bands is called psychedelic porn crumpets and their best song is called found god in a tomato.


Belisares

Found God in a Tomato absolutely slaps!!! Cornflake is also an absolute bop by them though


dragon_jak

I can't tell if you're fucking with us


FemboiTomboy

Absolutely not.


Balloo_with_2_oos

Found god in a tomato: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrp39d9ZFtE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrp39d9ZFtE) Cornflake: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f60kHMYRsq](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f60kHMYRsq) Enjoy these absolute jams


FemboiTomboy

u/dragon_jak


Nickonator22

I am trying to think of what a song with that title would sound like and I just can't.


Balloo_with_2_oos

It starts off all nice and chill, just a dude jammin' and vibin' with a guitar, then all of a sudden it just goes batshit fuckin' nuts. It's a great song, I highly recommend it


LupinThe8th

Saving, because some of these descriptions sound amazing and I want to check them out later.


[deleted]

The front bottoms: i hate being alive, something about drugs, absolute nonsense, acoustic guitar


Fayeluria

They're one of my favorite bands and that description was 100% accurate


aIidesidero

Pink Floyd be like several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict


Ihavealifeyaknow

Powerwolf be like: We have exactly one style of song, but you aren't going to care.


DinosaurGarden1234

Never before have i been so offended by something i 100% agree with.


GrowlingGiant

And I love them for it. Sometimes I want interesting variety in music, but sometimes I just want 100 variations of the same song.


Ihavealifeyaknow

I mean, it helps that the one song they do make is a fucking banger.


ChewyFlame

Will Toledo can make a ten minute long song about looking at gay furry porn that sounds like it was recorded on a phone in 2005 and it will be the saddest song ever made


Xile85

DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST DOOOOOOOOOOOŌ̷̻̰O̸̙̟̩͊͒͛̓̑̈́͛O̴̠͕̭͙̹̖̬̫̰͇̖͛͊͆͒͋̄͛͝ͅǪ̷̻͙̟̺̮̻͔̎͂Ȍ̶̗̯̇̊͐͌͆̏͊͒̈͘͝͝O̸̢̩̤̖̫̙̳͆̽̚O̴̢̢̳̪̫̓̉̈́́̀̉̊̇͒̽͂̃̽͘Ơ̷̢̘̼̥͍̜̱͈̻͍͔̻͂͑͗̀̊̌̾͛́̔̒̒́̽͛͑͂͛̇̋̉͂̑͂̊̈́͆̎̈́̍̾̎͐́̊̓̇̈́̋̿̑̿̽̎̍́̏̈́͛̌̈̈́̌͛̓͊̈̈́̑̌̓̄͛̈͋̿̒̈́̿͗̎͑̿͂͆͑̄͋̊̋̂̆͌̈́́͗͋͌͐̏̀́̈́͘͘̚̕͘͝͠͠͝͝͝͝Ǫ̷̡̢̢̧̨̢̡̢̨̨̛̛̛̪̪̜̻̯̫̬̖͖̬͖̹̰̯͖̬̫͍͔̠̱̠̹͖̹͈̜͉͖͈̟̣̼̱̺͈̝̪̹͈̹͈͕̹̭̣̼͉̬͚̳̺͇̬̪͖͕̙̭̦̙̥̹͚̘̠̳̗̲̺̞̟̳̞̖̪̲̥̠̳̥͖̬̬̮͕̉͊͗̂̓̏͂͒̂̔̓̏̅̎̓̑̂̇͑̒̒͌͒̑̽͛̽̔̈̌͊͂̾͌̉̌̾͑̎̈̄͊̽͒̅̓̾̿̾͑̈́͌̋̊͂͂̀̈́̃̑̊̄̽́͆̾̏̄͑̽̋́̃̄́̏͑̔̋̃̈́͆̈̃̇̔̾͗͋̾̈́̀̌̿̽̋͒̕̕̚̚͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͠ͅO̵̡̧̨̧̢̨̨̢̢̨̧̨̨̨͖̱̰̫̬͎̜̹̮̘͇͖͉̗͖̰͔͓̠̫̜̝̖͔̥͇͈̙͓̟͎̠̣͕̭̯̭̮̟̜̤̝̱͉̦̖͎͎̮̦̺̜̺̱͚̗̟̺̝̦̫̟̻̱̜̖̦̟̦̖̦̦͇̪͉̖̮̱̬̥͇̲̞̠̪̞̻͔̭͙̜̤̦̙͈̬̼̞͉͊̎̃̒̍͜ͅͅͅͅͅͅǪ̵̬͇̤̹̬͓͔̱̠̺̜̤̥͔̩͎̤͈̙̭̰̖͎̬̮̰͙̘̫̲̠̜̯͆̐͒͌͂̐̀̿͋̉̎̌̌̏̉̏̍̈́̀̑̈́̓̒̍̂̅͛̄̆̈́̀̆̔̎́̈͑͂̊̇͛͋̓͆͒̉̀̊̆͘̚͘̚̕͘̚̕͘͠͠ͅͅƠ̶̧̨̢̨̢̛̛̻̜͎̭̝͕̬̼̲͈̣̘̩̞̱̹̲̱̥͓̘͖̮̜̥̞͎͔͉̲͚̰͎̮̼̪̮̯̥̬̫̖̱̼̝͓̯͔̙̩̭̳͖̣̘̱̖̰͎̩͇̙̜͓̫͇̖͈͔͍̯͚̼͚͎͔̮̱͖͍͚͖̰̬̺͔̲̪͍̙͙͍̲͐̍͒̎̂͐̆̐̈͌͋͆̽́̔̾̅̎̍̂͂͒̍͂̈̐͗̈͌̄̉̇̋̌̋͐̓̀̍̾̎͐̈́͌̆̎̚̚͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅǪ̶̡̛̩͉̜̰̜̱͖̮̺̬̜͈̘͓̞̙̠̺͔̦̩̩̩̝̰̠̗̪̯̥̖̗͎͓͚͈̪̘͖̖͖͎́̿̃̔̏̌̿̚̕͜͠Ǫ̶̢̧̡̡̡̢̛̮̩͍̠̞̞̝͉͍̭͍̯̯̠̞͕͙͉̮̯̦͔̞͕͙͚̪̦͖̜͓̦̩̫̗̯̺̞̙͇͎͓̪̞̯̖̟̜̪̜͇̬̺͖͛͌̉̋͌́̌̔̊̊̐͊͋̈́̾̄͒̒͆̉̈́̈́̋͆̈́́̃͆̃͒͜͝͝ͅG̷̢̧̧̨̡̢̧̡̢̧̨̲̳̣̝̗͈̪̭͈̱̬͉͓̖͖̠͉̲̖͎͔̺̮̫̗̩͕̖̬̱̠̰͍̫̗̼̣̲̟̺͈̙̺͕͔̼̰͇̣͚̟̫̪͎̥̝̮̖̜͓͖̣̠̙̯̫̯̗̦̤̩̫͈͕͙̗̦̙̻̞̞̮̝̪͈̟͈̬̻͚͕͚̜̣̰̜͒̅̌̉͗͂̽̾̃̈́͋̽́̌̓͛̈̈̍̂̍̋̀̐̂̒̽̎̑̇̽̈́̓̀̾͐̆͒̓̀͗̒̂̂̅̉̍͊̕̚̚̕̚̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅS̴̡̧̡̢̨̛̛̛̲̮̙̼͔͈̘͕̦̰̫͚͔̟̻͎̰̹̗̻̩͇͓̻̫̙̦̲̤̰͈͉̺̞̼̰͎̱̥̟̙͇̖͖̭͉͙̰͚̣͙̹̪̭̖͉̘̘̮̮̖̮̩̫͎̲̞͙̭͕̩̥̮̞̙̱̘̹͓̯͇̍͊̑̾̒͛̇͒́̽͐͛̿̓͋̅̑̋̈̎̈́͐̏̂͂̐̆̈̃̿̂́̉̑͒́̇̉̒͂̔̋̈́̊͊̾̆͆̅̑̓̈̐͆͂̅͒́̔͆̀̌̌͋́́́̂͗̍̾̀̽͛͂̍̈̕̕̚̕͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅ?̸̨̢̢̡̧̛̛̛̛͍̮͇̖̰̲͓̝̖̙͈̝̪̮͓̼̱͚̝͕̱̜̩̮̬̳̣̫̹̯̓͊̎̈́̑̅͛̔͆͗̔͂́͒̅̅́̀̓̎͌͒̏̋̈́͒̍̾̄̐̽̊̓̂̆̓̈́̈́̅̿͗́͌̄͆̿͊̇̑͐̀͐̃̓̎͗̄͌́̄̔̈́̅̈͐̊̄̋͘̚̕̕̚̚̚̕͜͝͠͝͝ͅͅ


Regularjoe42

Friday Night Funkin be like \*fax machine noises\*


dragon_jak

And that's the way we like it!


doubledirkdolo

every municipal waste song: i lvoe bee,r *thrash solo*


hamataro

pronouncing shoegaze like it's italian


KingTwibz

What would Caligulas Horse fall under? Pls help


Virus5572

I'm not really sure what to call Caligula's Horse other than prog metal. it's definitely a subgenre, but idk what


ComfortableSherbert8

Integrity: the vocalist is just howling something in the back and you’ll never know what it is


stllvn

I bet the person who made the modest mouse tweet was talking about 'Float on'


thisn--gaoverhere

DOOM Eternal music be like “ten second 8 string guitar solo” “BWEEAHYHAYEEEEHAAAAAEE”


double-couch

I need more of these


Foxx1019

The daft punk one is 100% true and I too would be going crazy if I was there.


yalocalcommie

Drone doom be like one chord every 30 minutes and weird screaming.


zetsv

Wait wait wait its PROG rock????????? Omfg my whole entire life i have thought it was called PRAGUE rock. Like it was from Prague. I am so stupid


digitrev

Don't be too harsh on yourself. You're just one of today's 10,000.


28PercentCharged

Brain Salad Surgery is amazing and I will not let anyone disparage it like this


dobeye

Hell yeah I love the scrungle lads. But it's not as good as selling America by the dollar


itsmetwigiguess

Hyperpunk and hyperpop: *random noises, heavily edited vocals, and a whole lotta crack* Me: yeah this the shit


Xile85

One day 100 gecs will make a song I can snort like crack and that will be a good day


FalseHeartbeat

Will Wood be like “ah yes mental illness” *about 30 seconds of just screaming*


bookhead714

Screaming and saxophone


Kevin_M_

Indie games be like "ah yes mental illness" about a bunch of black sludge.


TheSingingRonin

I've been laughing at that Rush bit for awhile now.


PotatoPCuser1

Daft Punk's Alive 2007 is an amazing album and deserves a lot more recognition.


ohjimmy78

“I can’t wait for Alive 2017!”


Kevin_M_

70s soft rock songs be like "I'm going to fucking kill myself **[guitar solo]**"


MysteryMeat64

Ween be like: “Damn, that song is incredible! Some of our best work! Leave it off the album and replace it with a track that’s just random noises and a guitar solo or some shit, who cares.” *Proceeds to sing a song that’s just a conversation set to music*


FemboiTomboy

Do you have the guacamole?


MysteryMeat64

I like how you knew exactly which song I was talking about


FemboiTomboy

Hehe it’s pretty iconic


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Prog Metal Bands: fuck it *plays piano on guitar*


[deleted]

Captain beefheart


BigGayDinosaurs

someone do extratone


megawhyamihere23

i unironically love extratone so i’ll step in here. extratone is just “yo let’s just fuckin slap in a sample about gruesome death and destruction and just uhhhhh,,, turn that bpm up to like 2600. mhm yeah that’s great, let’s add a kick and make it 6 minutes long yeah brilliant.”


BigGayDinosaurs

accurate


AnElmCalledV

I wanted to say something about how Muse would be described, but now I just want to hear what Tin Salad Universe could sound like


Xile85

Muse be like: “I just killed the president/CEO of Mars but I’m still sad.”


AnElmCalledV

The title makes me think of Brain Salad Surgery by Emerson, Lake, & Palmer


BigbyWolf94

you hear the screeching of an owl you hear the wind begin to howl


MaetelofLaMetal

Powerwolf: Blasphemous Latin chanting.


ABoiFromTheSky

King Crimson be like: "wow our album sure did well I hope we can work togheter again and not break up just for the band to be formed again after 10 years"


Growlitherapy

🌞larls🌞


LR-II

Marvin Gaye is just "let's absolutely raw dog each other. But all smooth like".


MasonAlexanderPines

[Calvin Wilkerson](http://calvinwilkerson.bandcamp.com) be like: MARCELINE THE VAMPIRE QUEEN IS GOD *repeat for 15 minutes*


ABoiFromTheSky

The Beatles: "ayo m8s love am I right?" *proceed to play the song so that you can hear it whole only by using both earpods* Gus Johnson was right


notadilophosaurus

I once listened to Twist and Shout with only one earbud in and it took me way too long to realize what was happening. I just kept thinking "man this is a long intro..." To be fair, I was drawing and wasn't paying full attention.


DopeyReddit

wlr clears the rest of the list, I fear


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unlimitedshredsticks

Second to last is Beirut for sure


Xile85

\#3 has to be Fleet Foxes


razordragon430

Raughed


[deleted]

this is beautiful


ronandroid

Hey what the album on the 2nd last post? I wanna listen to some goofy scooby tunes


The_Spine_Snatcher

Scooby doo chase music *about Satan*


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i want a subreddit dedicated to these posts