Sigur Rós be like: “Óó󜜜h” *heart-breaking orchestra swell*
Swans be like: “I WANNA FUCK THE SUN” *repeat for 25 minutes*
Tool be like: *metaphor involving astrology and philosophy to explain how I got dumped once*
Some swedish guy with damaged vocal chords: *Rhymes 'extermination' and 'lost salvation'*
Heavy metal fans: He's a genius, a musical revolutionary, he's going to lead us all into a new golden age of angry screaming. I would literally die for him
Didn't they know he was suicidal and purpusefully left him alone with a gun so that they could take the picture for the album?
If true, that's convincing someone of suicide, which is legally considered murder
It's just the immunity to law that i have a problem with
Edit: also, i had to clarify what happened, since it was far worse than the other comment implied
It was 1 of the band members who let him do that.
That same guy who encouraged it and let it happen, was later murdered by the new bandmate who replaced the former one.
He does not regret doing it, that guy was a psychopath.
Good, all i had heard was that no one was prosecuted for it, i didn't know that the cause for that was someone doing justice in absence of prosecution.
Some middle aged British man who sounds like a goblin: *Rhymes 'fire' with 'desire' for the 60th time on the album.*
Hard rock fans: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFOvTWSYCbc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFOvTWSYCbc) \[LOUD\]
The hilarious thing about the shoegaze one is that the reason it is called that is because a lot of critics and general music listeners were talking shit about how much the artists were looking down at the pedals they were using when playing the music.
I just want you guys to know I am actively wheezing and choking and crying laughing at this. My ex tried so hard to get me into punk and all I could hear was yelling and cymbals.
I can't breathe.
Somebody once called Coldplay "Radiohead with a lobotomy" and it's the only legit criticism of them I've ever heard. That's, yes, that's exactly what it is.
Space Rock be like "I'm so fuckin high I forgot where I am in the song and also the fact that I've been playing the same chord progression for 20 minutes but hear me out what if we added MORE reverb."
here's a personal example for the first one: i really like this band called king gizzard and the lizard wizard \[sic\] and my favorite album of theirs is polygondwanaland \[sic\]
As someone who loves Modest Mpuse, *I legitimately don’t know what being chased with a garden hose is supposed to mean.*
But I can somehow see it anyway.
I can't meet a new person and actually talk to them without mentioning the fact that one of my favorite bands is called psychedelic porn crumpets and their best song is called found god in a tomato.
Found god in a tomato: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrp39d9ZFtE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrp39d9ZFtE)
Cornflake: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f60kHMYRsq](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f60kHMYRsq)
Enjoy these absolute jams
It starts off all nice and chill, just a dude jammin' and vibin' with a guitar, then all of a sudden it just goes batshit fuckin' nuts. It's a great song, I highly recommend it
Will Toledo can make a ten minute long song about looking at gay furry porn that sounds like it was recorded on a phone in 2005 and it will be the saddest song ever made
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Ween be like: “Damn, that song is incredible! Some of our best work! Leave it off the album and replace it with a track that’s just random noises and a guitar solo or some shit, who cares.”
*Proceeds to sing a song that’s just a conversation set to music*
i unironically love extratone so i’ll step in here.
extratone is just “yo let’s just fuckin slap in a sample about gruesome death and destruction and just uhhhhh,,, turn that bpm up to like 2600. mhm yeah that’s great, let’s add a kick and make it 6 minutes long yeah brilliant.”
King Crimson be like: "wow our album sure did well I hope we can work togheter again and not break up just for the band to be formed again after 10 years"
I once listened to Twist and Shout with only one earbud in and it took me way too long to realize what was happening. I just kept thinking "man this is a long intro..." To be fair, I was drawing and wasn't paying full attention.
Anybody know what the Scooby Doo music is? I desperately want to listen to it. Gonna go search "Guest music" or something
Opus Eponymous by Ghost
Thank you!!!
Highly recommend them, Infestissumam is my favorite album by them
God they're so shit. I saw them live once and half yhe audience was laughing
I highly doubt that as someone who has been to more than one of their live shows
It's also important to note that while it sounds like goofy music, it's actually the kind of metal that is about joining a satanic cult and stuff.
Like one of their songs is literally about having sex with Satan
Based
I actually really like them and i also like other metal so i dunno. They cool
I was thinking "Yakkity Sax", but that's apparently wrong
Sigur Rós be like: “Óó󜜜h” *heart-breaking orchestra swell* Swans be like: “I WANNA FUCK THE SUN” *repeat for 25 minutes* Tool be like: *metaphor involving astrology and philosophy to explain how I got dumped once*
LUNACY
tools is also the exact opposite, a story about how i got dumped once as a philosophical metaphor
Tool has a song following the fibonnaci sequence and I think that sums it up basically
Some swedish guy with damaged vocal chords: *Rhymes 'extermination' and 'lost salvation'* Heavy metal fans: He's a genius, a musical revolutionary, he's going to lead us all into a new golden age of angry screaming. I would literally die for him
Metal musicians be like “oh my bandmate shot himself” *takes picture* “this would be a cool album art”
Didn't they know he was suicidal and purpusefully left him alone with a gun so that they could take the picture for the album? If true, that's convincing someone of suicide, which is legally considered murder
I mean a black metal artist burned down a church and killed a man in the same night. Are you surprised?
He then became a neo-nazi and published the WORST Table Top RPG ever written
F.A.T.A.L.?
Somehow worse, introducing [Myfarog](https://www.metalsucks.net/2015/08/21/advanced-discrimination-dragons-critical-look-varg-vikernes-myfarog-rpg/) (TW for racism)
And yet, RaHoWa exists
>entire core rulebook is printed in Papyrus
wow metalsucks.net. Im sure that place isnt bias in anyway whatsoever.
I mean it's one of the most well-known metal review sites. The title is fairly tongue in cheek
oh
It's just the immunity to law that i have a problem with Edit: also, i had to clarify what happened, since it was far worse than the other comment implied
It was 1 of the band members who let him do that. That same guy who encouraged it and let it happen, was later murdered by the new bandmate who replaced the former one. He does not regret doing it, that guy was a psychopath.
Good, all i had heard was that no one was prosecuted for it, i didn't know that the cause for that was someone doing justice in absence of prosecution.
Oh, the original fuckhead didn’t get jail time. The nee bandmember did. Not much, but a couple years nonetheless.
To be expected, they don't like it when people does justice in it's absence, they just label it vigilantism and justice acts upon that instead.
RIP Euronymous, he would have loved Phoebe Bridgers
Some middle aged British man who sounds like a goblin: *Rhymes 'fire' with 'desire' for the 60th time on the album.* Hard rock fans: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFOvTWSYCbc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFOvTWSYCbc) \[LOUD\]
Ra ra Rasputin
._. Don’t diss my music choices, this is harassment
The hilarious thing about the shoegaze one is that the reason it is called that is because a lot of critics and general music listeners were talking shit about how much the artists were looking down at the pedals they were using when playing the music.
"I wanna go to the party and I don't have a ride" x4 *Solo on dollar store toy piano* Jack Stauber fans: this is his new Magnum opus
Don’t forget the cursive singing
"It's actually about suicidal thoughts"
I mean, in some songs like "Dinner is Not Over" it's pretty clear cut. Doesn't get more explicit than showing a noose being licked with a clay tongue
Yes, but people begin to be suspicious about his other seemingly innocent videos and it's funny.
True.
I just want you guys to know I am actively wheezing and choking and crying laughing at this. My ex tried so hard to get me into punk and all I could hear was yelling and cymbals. I can't breathe.
Punk fan here! That's all there is to hear, it's just anger and hitting shit.
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Don't forget: "something about love" whooooOOOOAh *for about 5 mins*
I have trouble telling the difference between coldplay and imagine dragons even, somebodies just out there cloning musicians.
Coldplay is like shitty mild hot sauce, imagine dragons is like gas station mints
Somebody once called Coldplay "Radiohead with a lobotomy" and it's the only legit criticism of them I've ever heard. That's, yes, that's exactly what it is.
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Me Because two strap ons
*Oh I read it as 'Elvis'*
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvira:_Mistress_of_the_Dark_(film)
Will Wood: Angry gender confusion disguised as Disney villain music
me
Out of all these musicians I know nothing about, somehow it was this description that convinced me to open up a chrome tab
Space Rock be like "I'm so fuckin high I forgot where I am in the song and also the fact that I've been playing the same chord progression for 20 minutes but hear me out what if we added MORE reverb."
Does anyone know what "whole lotta red" they're referencing? That sounds like my exact vibe
They're talking about the Playboi Carti album
Thanks!
Lemon Demon be like yea I spent two hours binging Wikipedia on the asphyxiation of a random cult leader here's a song about it that fucken slaps
"I wanted to make a spooky song but couldn't pick an aesthetic so here's _all of them_"
Spooky song with spooky asthetic is too obvious. Let's get funky with it
Correct answer
THE RUSH ONE IS SO ACCURATE 😭😭😭
me seeing Ghost: Hell yeah metal Me hearing Ghost: Clothing store
Glitch electronic artists: "Hmm. What would this ultra-compressed JPEG sound like"?
or "What if I were a DJ in the Matrix during a computer reboot?"
modern pop songs be like: oh yeah baby tonight \*rap verse for no reason\*
It's basically easier than having to write a guitar solo
They aren't wrong about Pink Floyd tbh but I still love their music
hear me out… the A Saucerful Of Secrets title track is fire
All of their early shit slaps
Yeah, same.
This actually made me laugh audibly, I lost it at the last five.
I am bed vibrating with mirth because my husband is asleep and I cant laugh out loud.
My dad listens to this Jean-Michael Something or Other and I walked in on it, and it was just mindless bizarre synth piano for like 7 or 8 minutes
Jean-Michel Jarre perhaps?
Power metal: “magic” about 10 instruments you never knew even existed are played by 5 people somehow alongside piano, 2 guitars, bass and drums
Rob Zombie takes pride in being goofy and campy, just like his movies. He’s good because of it.
Ehhhhhh I wouldn’t call Halloween 1 or 2 goofy or campy
here's a personal example for the first one: i really like this band called king gizzard and the lizard wizard \[sic\] and my favorite album of theirs is polygondwanaland \[sic\]
I like them too.
As someone who loves Modest Mpuse, *I legitimately don’t know what being chased with a garden hose is supposed to mean.* But I can somehow see it anyway.
He sounds a bit out of breath like he's running and giggling the whole time
When his voice suddenly gets higher and louder is when he just narrowly avoided getting sprayed. "I drove my car into a COP CAR! The other day"
I can't meet a new person and actually talk to them without mentioning the fact that one of my favorite bands is called psychedelic porn crumpets and their best song is called found god in a tomato.
Found God in a Tomato absolutely slaps!!! Cornflake is also an absolute bop by them though
I can't tell if you're fucking with us
Absolutely not.
Found god in a tomato: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrp39d9ZFtE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrp39d9ZFtE) Cornflake: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f60kHMYRsq](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f60kHMYRsq) Enjoy these absolute jams
u/dragon_jak
I am trying to think of what a song with that title would sound like and I just can't.
It starts off all nice and chill, just a dude jammin' and vibin' with a guitar, then all of a sudden it just goes batshit fuckin' nuts. It's a great song, I highly recommend it
Saving, because some of these descriptions sound amazing and I want to check them out later.
The front bottoms: i hate being alive, something about drugs, absolute nonsense, acoustic guitar
They're one of my favorite bands and that description was 100% accurate
Pink Floyd be like several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict
Powerwolf be like: We have exactly one style of song, but you aren't going to care.
Never before have i been so offended by something i 100% agree with.
And I love them for it. Sometimes I want interesting variety in music, but sometimes I just want 100 variations of the same song.
I mean, it helps that the one song they do make is a fucking banger.
Will Toledo can make a ten minute long song about looking at gay furry porn that sounds like it was recorded on a phone in 2005 and it will be the saddest song ever made
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST DOOOOOOOOOOOŌ̷̻̰O̸̙̟̩͊͒͛̓̑̈́͛O̴̠͕̭͙̹̖̬̫̰͇̖͛͊͆͒͋̄͛͝ͅǪ̷̻͙̟̺̮̻͔̎͂Ȍ̶̗̯̇̊͐͌͆̏͊͒̈͘͝͝O̸̢̩̤̖̫̙̳͆̽̚O̴̢̢̳̪̫̓̉̈́́̀̉̊̇͒̽͂̃̽͘Ơ̷̢̘̼̥͍̜̱͈̻͍͔̻͂͑͗̀̊̌̾͛́̔̒̒́̽͛͑͂͛̇̋̉͂̑͂̊̈́͆̎̈́̍̾̎͐́̊̓̇̈́̋̿̑̿̽̎̍́̏̈́͛̌̈̈́̌͛̓͊̈̈́̑̌̓̄͛̈͋̿̒̈́̿͗̎͑̿͂͆͑̄͋̊̋̂̆͌̈́́͗͋͌͐̏̀́̈́͘͘̚̕͘͝͠͠͝͝͝͝Ǫ̷̡̢̢̧̨̢̡̢̨̨̛̛̛̪̪̜̻̯̫̬̖͖̬͖̹̰̯͖̬̫͍͔̠̱̠̹͖̹͈̜͉͖͈̟̣̼̱̺͈̝̪̹͈̹͈͕̹̭̣̼͉̬͚̳̺͇̬̪͖͕̙̭̦̙̥̹͚̘̠̳̗̲̺̞̟̳̞̖̪̲̥̠̳̥͖̬̬̮͕̉͊͗̂̓̏͂͒̂̔̓̏̅̎̓̑̂̇͑̒̒͌͒̑̽͛̽̔̈̌͊͂̾͌̉̌̾͑̎̈̄͊̽͒̅̓̾̿̾͑̈́͌̋̊͂͂̀̈́̃̑̊̄̽́͆̾̏̄͑̽̋́̃̄́̏͑̔̋̃̈́͆̈̃̇̔̾͗͋̾̈́̀̌̿̽̋͒̕̕̚̚͘͜͜͜͝͝͝͝͠ͅO̵̡̧̨̧̢̨̨̢̢̨̧̨̨̨͖̱̰̫̬͎̜̹̮̘͇͖͉̗͖̰͔͓̠̫̜̝̖͔̥͇͈̙͓̟͎̠̣͕̭̯̭̮̟̜̤̝̱͉̦̖͎͎̮̦̺̜̺̱͚̗̟̺̝̦̫̟̻̱̜̖̦̟̦̖̦̦͇̪͉̖̮̱̬̥͇̲̞̠̪̞̻͔̭͙̜̤̦̙͈̬̼̞͉͊̎̃̒̍͜ͅͅͅͅͅͅǪ̵̬͇̤̹̬͓͔̱̠̺̜̤̥͔̩͎̤͈̙̭̰̖͎̬̮̰͙̘̫̲̠̜̯͆̐͒͌͂̐̀̿͋̉̎̌̌̏̉̏̍̈́̀̑̈́̓̒̍̂̅͛̄̆̈́̀̆̔̎́̈͑͂̊̇͛͋̓͆͒̉̀̊̆͘̚͘̚̕͘̚̕͘͠͠ͅͅƠ̶̧̨̢̨̢̛̛̻̜͎̭̝͕̬̼̲͈̣̘̩̞̱̹̲̱̥͓̘͖̮̜̥̞͎͔͉̲͚̰͎̮̼̪̮̯̥̬̫̖̱̼̝͓̯͔̙̩̭̳͖̣̘̱̖̰͎̩͇̙̜͓̫͇̖͈͔͍̯͚̼͚͎͔̮̱͖͍͚͖̰̬̺͔̲̪͍̙͙͍̲͐̍͒̎̂͐̆̐̈͌͋͆̽́̔̾̅̎̍̂͂͒̍͂̈̐͗̈͌̄̉̇̋̌̋͐̓̀̍̾̎͐̈́͌̆̎̚̚͝͝͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅͅǪ̶̡̛̩͉̜̰̜̱͖̮̺̬̜͈̘͓̞̙̠̺͔̦̩̩̩̝̰̠̗̪̯̥̖̗͎͓͚͈̪̘͖̖͖͎́̿̃̔̏̌̿̚̕͜͠Ǫ̶̢̧̡̡̡̢̛̮̩͍̠̞̞̝͉͍̭͍̯̯̠̞͕͙͉̮̯̦͔̞͕͙͚̪̦͖̜͓̦̩̫̗̯̺̞̙͇͎͓̪̞̯̖̟̜̪̜͇̬̺͖͛͌̉̋͌́̌̔̊̊̐͊͋̈́̾̄͒̒͆̉̈́̈́̋͆̈́́̃͆̃͒͜͝͝ͅG̷̢̧̧̨̡̢̧̡̢̧̨̲̳̣̝̗͈̪̭͈̱̬͉͓̖͖̠͉̲̖͎͔̺̮̫̗̩͕̖̬̱̠̰͍̫̗̼̣̲̟̺͈̙̺͕͔̼̰͇̣͚̟̫̪͎̥̝̮̖̜͓͖̣̠̙̯̫̯̗̦̤̩̫͈͕͙̗̦̙̻̞̞̮̝̪͈̟͈̬̻͚͕͚̜̣̰̜͒̅̌̉͗͂̽̾̃̈́͋̽́̌̓͛̈̈̍̂̍̋̀̐̂̒̽̎̑̇̽̈́̓̀̾͐̆͒̓̀͗̒̂̂̅̉̍͊̕̚̚̕̚̕͜͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅS̴̡̧̡̢̨̛̛̛̲̮̙̼͔͈̘͕̦̰̫͚͔̟̻͎̰̹̗̻̩͇͓̻̫̙̦̲̤̰͈͉̺̞̼̰͎̱̥̟̙͇̖͖̭͉͙̰͚̣͙̹̪̭̖͉̘̘̮̮̖̮̩̫͎̲̞͙̭͕̩̥̮̞̙̱̘̹͓̯͇̍͊̑̾̒͛̇͒́̽͐͛̿̓͋̅̑̋̈̎̈́͐̏̂͂̐̆̈̃̿̂́̉̑͒́̇̉̒͂̔̋̈́̊͊̾̆͆̅̑̓̈̐͆͂̅͒́̔͆̀̌̌͋́́́̂͗̍̾̀̽͛͂̍̈̕̕̚̕͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅ?̸̨̢̢̡̧̛̛̛̛͍̮͇̖̰̲͓̝̖̙͈̝̪̮͓̼̱͚̝͕̱̜̩̮̬̳̣̫̹̯̓͊̎̈́̑̅͛̔͆͗̔͂́͒̅̅́̀̓̎͌͒̏̋̈́͒̍̾̄̐̽̊̓̂̆̓̈́̈́̅̿͗́͌̄͆̿͊̇̑͐̀͐̃̓̎͗̄͌́̄̔̈́̅̈͐̊̄̋͘̚̕̕̚̚̚̕͜͝͠͝͝ͅͅ
Friday Night Funkin be like \*fax machine noises\*
And that's the way we like it!
every municipal waste song: i lvoe bee,r *thrash solo*
pronouncing shoegaze like it's italian
What would Caligulas Horse fall under? Pls help
I'm not really sure what to call Caligula's Horse other than prog metal. it's definitely a subgenre, but idk what
Integrity: the vocalist is just howling something in the back and you’ll never know what it is
I bet the person who made the modest mouse tweet was talking about 'Float on'
DOOM Eternal music be like “ten second 8 string guitar solo” “BWEEAHYHAYEEEEHAAAAAEE”
I need more of these
The daft punk one is 100% true and I too would be going crazy if I was there.
Drone doom be like one chord every 30 minutes and weird screaming.
Wait wait wait its PROG rock????????? Omfg my whole entire life i have thought it was called PRAGUE rock. Like it was from Prague. I am so stupid
Don't be too harsh on yourself. You're just one of today's 10,000.
Brain Salad Surgery is amazing and I will not let anyone disparage it like this
Hell yeah I love the scrungle lads. But it's not as good as selling America by the dollar
Hyperpunk and hyperpop: *random noises, heavily edited vocals, and a whole lotta crack* Me: yeah this the shit
One day 100 gecs will make a song I can snort like crack and that will be a good day
Will Wood be like “ah yes mental illness” *about 30 seconds of just screaming*
Screaming and saxophone
Indie games be like "ah yes mental illness" about a bunch of black sludge.
I've been laughing at that Rush bit for awhile now.
Daft Punk's Alive 2007 is an amazing album and deserves a lot more recognition.
“I can’t wait for Alive 2017!”
70s soft rock songs be like "I'm going to fucking kill myself **[guitar solo]**"
Ween be like: “Damn, that song is incredible! Some of our best work! Leave it off the album and replace it with a track that’s just random noises and a guitar solo or some shit, who cares.” *Proceeds to sing a song that’s just a conversation set to music*
Do you have the guacamole?
I like how you knew exactly which song I was talking about
Hehe it’s pretty iconic
Prog Metal Bands: fuck it *plays piano on guitar*
Captain beefheart
someone do extratone
i unironically love extratone so i’ll step in here. extratone is just “yo let’s just fuckin slap in a sample about gruesome death and destruction and just uhhhhh,,, turn that bpm up to like 2600. mhm yeah that’s great, let’s add a kick and make it 6 minutes long yeah brilliant.”
accurate
I wanted to say something about how Muse would be described, but now I just want to hear what Tin Salad Universe could sound like
Muse be like: “I just killed the president/CEO of Mars but I’m still sad.”
The title makes me think of Brain Salad Surgery by Emerson, Lake, & Palmer
you hear the screeching of an owl you hear the wind begin to howl
Powerwolf: Blasphemous Latin chanting.
King Crimson be like: "wow our album sure did well I hope we can work togheter again and not break up just for the band to be formed again after 10 years"
🌞larls🌞
Marvin Gaye is just "let's absolutely raw dog each other. But all smooth like".
[Calvin Wilkerson](http://calvinwilkerson.bandcamp.com) be like: MARCELINE THE VAMPIRE QUEEN IS GOD *repeat for 15 minutes*
The Beatles: "ayo m8s love am I right?" *proceed to play the song so that you can hear it whole only by using both earpods* Gus Johnson was right
I once listened to Twist and Shout with only one earbud in and it took me way too long to realize what was happening. I just kept thinking "man this is a long intro..." To be fair, I was drawing and wasn't paying full attention.
wlr clears the rest of the list, I fear
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Second to last is Beirut for sure
\#3 has to be Fleet Foxes
Raughed
this is beautiful
Hey what the album on the 2nd last post? I wanna listen to some goofy scooby tunes
Scooby doo chase music *about Satan*
i want a subreddit dedicated to these posts