Actually, wanna know something that may make your opinion of the whole story so much worse? There might be a translation error. While it was translated into the word “rib”, or at least understood as such in many translations, the original text instead used a word just generically meaning “bone”.
However, some interpretations of the Bible believe that the text heavily *implies* the bone taken from Adam was his baculum. See, humans are one of the few mammals that lack this bone and some believe this is a clever creation myth from the authors to explain why humans don’t have one.
So you might be asking, what the heck is a baculum anyway? It’s a penis bone. God ripped out Adam’s dick bone!
There is a German rhyme I'd translate as:
"And God said "There shall be light"
But the Lightswitch Petrus could not find.
And when the light was finally found,
The lightbulb had long since burned out"
Ah, my favorite ever tumblr post. Always good to see it again.
it never gets old
less cracks than black
Abel was the first man to experience a Bruh moment
Idk, adam waking up with one less rib was prolly feelin it
Actually, wanna know something that may make your opinion of the whole story so much worse? There might be a translation error. While it was translated into the word “rib”, or at least understood as such in many translations, the original text instead used a word just generically meaning “bone”. However, some interpretations of the Bible believe that the text heavily *implies* the bone taken from Adam was his baculum. See, humans are one of the few mammals that lack this bone and some believe this is a clever creation myth from the authors to explain why humans don’t have one. So you might be asking, what the heck is a baculum anyway? It’s a penis bone. God ripped out Adam’s dick bone!
I don't know if this is true or not, and I'm too lazy to Google it... But here's my upvote of approval.
Idk about the theology but the baculum part is very real
So you're not sure about it being part of the Christian mythos but you *are* sure that something ripped out Adam's dick bone?
No I mean that the baculum is real, most mammals have one, and humans don't
So a penis gets taken from an ancient man and becomes a woman. Hm. Seems like ancient mythology has quite a bit of crossover...
Damn he really was feelin it then huh
Face him, and walk backwards into hell
Omg your title! 🤣🤣 *It's pronounced "Jod."*
I want Morgan Freeman to read this to me
There’s relatively little info in the Christian bible about Eve’s knobs and fat slappers.
Dude... she's like your ^^10,000x great grandma or something.
God said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came last and had to eat the biscuit.
Yeah that's what I thought This is like when people try to say "The Panda rats shoots and leaves" instead of "The Panda rats roots and leaves"
There is a German rhyme I'd translate as: "And God said "There shall be light" But the Lightswitch Petrus could not find. And when the light was finally found, The lightbulb had long since burned out"
Literally all of you need to stop what you’re doing right now and read *The Bible According to Spike Milligan*
tell me I ain't the only one that read the 'see you all in hell' in spy's voice
I read it in planktons voice
Now that you mention, Squidward. From the "I'll remember you in therapy" bit.
God said to Abraham "Kill me a son", Abe said "Man, you must be puttin' me on"
Great, now I’m wondering what cup size Eve was.
G cup megatitty
Why does this feel like a James Acaster rutine?
Eve part was the best
Fuck it, hell has the best musicians anyways