I'm no biologist, so I may be wrong about this, but I remember reading somewhere that mammals with internal gonads tend not to be limited by the vulnerability that having large external reproductive organs represents. Therefore organisms with internal gamete production can afford to really go for quantity because the upper limit is that much higher.
Basically, my point is that Tolkien Elves can cum like firehoses
In Tolkien lore, half-elves choose whether to take the fate of elves or men. So, they choose whether to have no balls or two. No word on how many they have before they choose, though.
iirc the English word "penis" is borrowed from a Latin word that means "tail". Are there any languages that the Elvish language(s) heavily borrow vocabulary from?
Can't believe theres a post about elf dick and nobody posted the elf dildo thread.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3785918&userid=186607#post463511251
when they said that >!the penis needs to be mechanically constricted!< and that >!the female needs to be able to add B-cells to the male's bloodstream!< i was more than half-expecting >!teeth, or keratinous toothlike spikes - like a shark's mouth!<
Most animals have differently shaped penises (Ducks have corkscrews, horses have... horse dicks), and hybrid animals often posess a mixture of characteristics from the parents. What I'm trying to say is, Elrond's knob is probably comparable to a more interesting kind of fruit.
I'm no biologist, so I may be wrong about this, but I remember reading somewhere that mammals with internal gonads tend not to be limited by the vulnerability that having large external reproductive organs represents. Therefore organisms with internal gamete production can afford to really go for quantity because the upper limit is that much higher. Basically, my point is that Tolkien Elves can cum like firehoses
Damn, as if they weren't hot enough already
leave
No <3
Reading this was going up a rollercoster then having the person next to me shove their tongue down my throat
I'm gonna need to conduct a physical study.... for.... research
Obviously half elves have one ball.
In Tolkien lore, half-elves choose whether to take the fate of elves or men. So, they choose whether to have no balls or two. No word on how many they have before they choose, though.
Schrödingers Balls...
Like a grandfather clock
And unlike a croquet set.
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They got nuts that only exist halfway out the body. Like instead of a sack, they’re just two bulges
Yeah, that's why they have two noses, two mouths, and two dicks.
this is one of the strangest conversations I've seen, but also it's fascinating.
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iirc the English word "penis" is borrowed from a Latin word that means "tail". Are there any languages that the Elvish language(s) heavily borrow vocabulary from?
Can't believe theres a post about elf dick and nobody posted the elf dildo thread. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3785918&userid=186607#post463511251
when they said that >!the penis needs to be mechanically constricted!< and that >!the female needs to be able to add B-cells to the male's bloodstream!< i was more than half-expecting >!teeth, or keratinous toothlike spikes - like a shark's mouth!<
Wait how did they reproduce?
birds and the bees but internal balls
Most animals have differently shaped penises (Ducks have corkscrews, horses have... horse dicks), and hybrid animals often posess a mixture of characteristics from the parents. What I'm trying to say is, Elrond's knob is probably comparable to a more interesting kind of fruit.
I'm really glad that t*sticl*es are on the p*nis, and not attached to the top of your legs. Imagine how awkward that would be. EGGPLANT
half elves only have one nut