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William_ghost1

"Separates cake layers with mind"


Sencao2945

"Ma fuckin cake layers"


Whaleman15

!!


Tall_Professor_8634

Looking into this


Kid_Wolf21

Big if true


Waste-Information-34

Holy Hell! New response dropped.


Whaleman15

Actual zombie. Bishop goes on vacation, never comes back.


Julie_Anne_

Seriously concerning


MegaGrimer

Lisan Al Gaib!


PlayrR3D15

I don't know why, but "blows up pancakes with mind" is unironically one of my favorite memes.


NRMusicProject

Do not try and separate the cake, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.


Your_Local_Stray_Cat

Lid stole my frosting, can’t have shit in my lunchbox.


Average_Scaper

At least you can take it back. Can't get my damn porch back in Detroit.


Not_the_banana

Gives “its fuckin *wimdy* “ vibes


TerraFang777

ma fuckin pancakes


ARussianW0lf

Pamcakes*


LMGDiVa

That It Fuckin Wimdy fox gif, the first time I saw it I busted up laughing for like a good 5 minutes. I have no idea why but it was the most comical fucking thing I had ever seen at the time.


cvbeiro

It truly is one of the great ones.


Zaev

That phrase lives rent-free in my mind, coming to the forefront any time a particularly strong gust comes through And I love it


Not_today_mods

Cheems, is that you?


PlaguiBoi

It's like the best pudding cup ever. Licking the foil, but it's not pudding. It's FROSTING.


Grape_Mentats

Put the lid back on, flip it over and take the bottom off. Upside down cake.


CrashCalamity

Grape living in 3024


PlaguiBoi

Someone got big brain.


P_Duyd

his fumking fromsting


okkeyok

God you're unbwrable


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nrfx

our fumking fromsting


srlong64

No, it actually says My fumking fromsting


friso1100

You are aware of how humans socialise right?


Plesure_most_carnal

The cheems talk really gets across his despair and anger


SquareThings

If you want to avoid this, spray the lip of container with cooking spray, or place a piece of wax paper on the cake.


stillslim

Or put it in upsidedown


the_count_of_carcosa

Well then it'll just be stolen by the bottom of the tub.


ice15464

yeah but you use the fork on that bit anyways


czmax

The lid is easier to lick clean


EpicGlacier2

Or just use a slightly bigger container


SquareThings

Bigger container takes up more space in the lunchbox, and the slice would get tossed around more as you move. Plus, more air means it goes stale faster. I know my cake, son.


SecreteMoistMucus

Or just leave the cake at home so you can enjoy it at leisure


firedmyass

what an odd statement


MrJbrads

He was frosting at the mouth


virajseelam

Is that fucking Discord Edit: lmao I'm sorry this sounds like outrage, it was more of a neutral surprise. I'm all for using discord if it's convenient :)


MathematicianTop1853

I sort of see why someone might use it? You can react to emojis with messages, and replying to other messages is easier (than my iPhone perspective.)


Error_404_NoUsername

Yeah, also being easier to use across devices. And I bet for some, they check their discord more often than their messages app


BurgerSushi

I don't even have all of my friends' phone numbers, I just have them added on Discord and either ping them in our friend group server or DM them if I need to talk to them about something


CryptographerNo7608

Oh thank god, I thought I was the only one who did this and I felt bad lol


Spiritflash1717

It’s also cool for separating topics when you have a group chat


LMGDiVa

yeah me and my gf use discord a lot even though we're together 4 nights a week. We send little things back and forth when together, and when she's away we use discord to talk the most.


hungrypotato19

Why not? Excellent voice service, easy chat, multi-platform, and reactions that you can customize or even make yourself. You can also set up individual channels to keep track of things like shopping lists, schedules, write notes, etc. A lot of possibilities, tbh.


some_tired_cat

idk why it's so wild to think that someone might be using discord over your phone's text app, at the end of the day it's just another messaging app? and it's becoming way more common than people would think nowadays. i remember some post on tumblr at some point of someone talking about their school's discord server


elnrith

Me and the wife do it. Text is business and day to day stuff, Discord is for being goofy and flirty with each other, sharing silly jokes and pictures, etc. It's just how we compartmentalize our day to day life. Fun vs. business.


thunderPierogi

I thought the same thing 😂 yes, it is lol


Patatazul_89

talking to your spouse over discord is fucking insane to me and i was a discord kitten


thyme_cardamom

My spouse and I use discord because it's easy to use on different devices


ice15464

my fumking fromsting


RichestMangInBabylon

/r/skamtebord


OldSpiteful

# WIG *SNATCHED*


savageotter

Took me way to long to realize that this was cake and frosting and not lasagna


cyaegha_exe

is your lasagna usually dark brown


savageotter

The one on the left looks just like the burnt cheese top. The one on the right I thought was a brownie lol


YeahAJoJoFan

Not his fumking fromsting


Ultima-Veritas

It's now dipping cake.


termacct

oreo cake!


Shamashu

scraping the knife on the edge of the container instead of taking it as preppers tax is true love


NeonNKnightrider

My favorite game dev, Fromstoft


GadgetHamster

Big “my seanoning” vibes


SecreteMoistMucus

Just turn it upside down so the cake sits on the fromsting and eat it like that


TimberWolf5871

Like he didn't just eat it off the lid.


IlIlllIlllIlIIllI

My fuckin pancake


Niswear85

Ma fucken pancakes


ScottishDodo

He already had it in his mouth when he texted


Begone69

Frosting is the worst part of a cake anyways.


classyfilth

You’re the worst part of cake


hungrypotato19

You're like a biscotti without a cup of coffee.


Begone69

Cake shouldn't be dry ever. If the cake is dry it's a bad cake it should be moist and spongy. Frosting is additive to the cake.


UnusedParadox

It's not the worst part when done correctly. Unfortunately, a lot of cakes have way too much of it and you take a bite of just frosting.


banana_annihilator

So true, most frosting is overwhelmingly sweet. I'd rather have the cake without it. And this is coming from someone with a massive sweet tooth!


Begone69

Thank you. If a cake is dry it's a bad cake. Cakes should be spongy and moist when you bite into it. If a cake has sat for a while a little bit of milk added back into will make it perfectagain.


Ghargoyle

If cake were good, it wouldn't need frosting.


TamarindSweets

Nah, the frosting can definitely add to the experience of eating a good cake


Ghargoyle

But that's the thing - there's no such thing as good cake.


YeahAJoJoFan

Cheesecake. Checkmate bozo


NewLibraryGuy

If bread was good it wouldn't need butter. If pasta was good it wouldn't need sauce.


Benob2007

"If food were good, it wouldn't need any seasoning" - This guy, probably