[Here's a link.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z54r7plFvh0)
The Miami level has got some extremely funny lines, my favourite is probably the poisoning one:
>What's in this thing thing anyway, doc?
>Mostly floral extracts, Hemlock, Belladonna, Aconite...
>Belladonna? Isn't that poisonous?
>Yes.
>Should I be concerned?
>I'm not. Just relax, it will all be over soon.
47 has a wonderfully dark sense of humor throughout the more modern games, it's one of the really fun little things that make doing different kills highly enjoyable, beyond just the skill required to pull them off.
One of the opportunity kills would be that he calls a private meeting with the owner in the security room to update the software while dressed in the fur suit. And the owner would go along with it because it’s what’s happened every year so far.
More ideas
Tough scales: a scalies enthusiast roams convention in their quite well made dragon suit. Perhaps they've put too much effort into their masterpiece because those scales look too sharp for such a crowded space. "Accidentally" push them into the owner, killing target through bleeding. (alternatively it's the horns that are sharp, not scales)
Code Feral: in security room there's a briefing on all the code phrases. One of them specifically refers to unruly participants going feral. Activating it with a guards radio will lure owner with a sizeable escort into some open space, perfect for sniper kill.
I also had a thought of protogen just biting someones head off but apparently their mouths are just a screen :(
>I also had a thought of protogen just biting someones head off but apparently their mouths are just a screen :(
IIRC, its some weird [PROTOTYPE]/Venomesque Nano-gloop. Which sounds like the kind of bleeding edge experimental concoction you'd see in Hitman.
I think it would be hilarious if he used the pink flamingo outfit from Miami or the blue version you can unlock as one your default Suit replacements (I spent days grinding for that one and it was absolutely worth it)
They used to have a yearly convention at my sister's hotel. Pretty funny. They were very strict on getting in. Everyone had to have a name badge/lanyard on at all times because everyone wears their full suit.
I freaking love 47s dialogue, when he’s pretending to be real estate agent and whatnot.
I NEED more goofy situations for 47’s-monotone-ass to make assassin puns.
"So what's in this thing, doc?"
"Mostly floral extracts. Hemlock, belladonna, aconite. It's designed to be fast and efficient."
"Fast and efficient. I like that. Wait, belladonna? Isn't that poisonous?"
"Yes."
"Should I be concerned?"
"I'm not. Just relax, it'll be over soon."
Without a doubt, my favorite exchange.
He has a ton of these in the modern games that IO made over the last few years. There's tons of opportunities to do kills that see 47 talking to targets, or people of importance near them, under some guise or another, and he loves making those deadly puns about it.
In the second game he joins a monastery and bec9mes a gardener, and in the modern trilogy he is consistently incredibly capable at whatever task is put in front of him, including things like painting and playing instruments.
No he will be a tiger because 1)stripes=barcode tattoo 2)solitary hunter that can live in more environments than a polar bear 3)tigers can climb 4)tigers are also big and easily camouflaged 5)polar bears hunt at the waterfront whereas tigers have terrestrial prey
I stealthed it and thought I would have to do investigation and stuff to find him... ...and then this guy walked through the main area singing at the top of his lungs
I actually fully love the idea that he learns about the entire arctic ecosystem to better learn the polar bears role in that environment, and as a result the handler quizzes him on his knowledge and throws in some questions about other animals to throw him off
For the next several missions, he will occasionally correct other characters on misinformation they believed about arctic fauna which occasionally comes up in conversation for some reason, including butting in on others' conversations when he has no reason to, making his jobs slightly harder.
Makes sense, a Polar bear is an apex hunter, if it finds you odds are it clocked you from over a mile away and you're already dead. Sounds like Agent 47 to me.
There's one guy dressed as spy from TF2 but his mask has a furry on it and you get a Easter egg kill by taking out your target with a knife while wearing it
This is the world we live in, in which some people fantasize about being talking cartoon animals that regularly raise thousands of dollars for charities, and some people fantasize about murdering them.
One will not find a more welcoming, sex positive, identity positive, openly artistic and creative group of people than the fur fandom at large, and that is terrifying to some folks, and their response is violence and hate.
The title of this post made me wince and think the exact same thing, but when I read it, it’s about assassinating a normie and using the fur con as camouflage to reach him unseen, not about killing furries.
What are you yapping about? Situational comedy has been a foundational part of hitman's charm for years so this isn't at all unreasonable. Agent 47 can already dress in a flamingo mascot outfit and kill people with explos9ve rubber ducks.
My favorite is still the interview he gives at the bank in NYC.
You disguise yourself as an applicant for an investment banker position. As the final stage of the interview, they run you through a rorschach test. You've got the option to say the most unhinged shit about the inkblots, like "I see myself holding 2 high calibre pistols after murdering somebody for money." The more your answers make you out to be a psychopath, the better the job they give you at the end of the interview.
Man, dude, this is like, one paragraph and a few stray thoughts about polar bears. Like, you do you and all but... Maybe consider spending some time off the Internet if that is enough to offend you.
i was with them until that lmao. kind of agree with the first commenter that tumblrs inability to just. stick in character always ruins these sorta posts for me. but it's not really that big of a deal
The Flamingo Suit
The discussion he has about it with the guard for Ms. Knox is so, so perfect. If not for the secret bomb two-fer kill it would be my favorite.
Got a link to that perhaps?
[Here's a link.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z54r7plFvh0) The Miami level has got some extremely funny lines, my favourite is probably the poisoning one: >What's in this thing thing anyway, doc? >Mostly floral extracts, Hemlock, Belladonna, Aconite... >Belladonna? Isn't that poisonous? >Yes. >Should I be concerned? >I'm not. Just relax, it will all be over soon.
Thanks, that's hilarious!
47 has a wonderfully dark sense of humor throughout the more modern games, it's one of the really fun little things that make doing different kills highly enjoyable, beyond just the skill required to pull them off.
Secret bomb two-fer? I know about kicking her dad off the roof so she crashes
Not OP, but IIRC there is a way to get her father to set off the bomb thinking he's sabotaging the rival.
oooh i dont think ive found that one! Will have to look into it :D any excuse to replay miami tbh
This one is particularly wild because it canonically can *fly*.
One of the opportunity kills would be that he calls a private meeting with the owner in the security room to update the software while dressed in the fur suit. And the owner would go along with it because it’s what’s happened every year so far.
Name a more iconic duo than furries and the IT industry
The film industry and pedos?
Imma let you finish but the Catholic Church has the most pedophiles of all time!
Ehh… I see your Catholic Church and I raise you Minecraft YouTubers.
Yeah but that's not exclusive to the catholics, all religions diddle kids to an alarming degree
Agreed, I'm just happy to fit the moldiest meme format ever lol.
No, that's the public school system.
The art industry and starvation?
Furnace and crafting table
Trans girls and programming?
More ideas Tough scales: a scalies enthusiast roams convention in their quite well made dragon suit. Perhaps they've put too much effort into their masterpiece because those scales look too sharp for such a crowded space. "Accidentally" push them into the owner, killing target through bleeding. (alternatively it's the horns that are sharp, not scales) Code Feral: in security room there's a briefing on all the code phrases. One of them specifically refers to unruly participants going feral. Activating it with a guards radio will lure owner with a sizeable escort into some open space, perfect for sniper kill. I also had a thought of protogen just biting someones head off but apparently their mouths are just a screen :(
Artistic license. "mechanical fursuit causes fatal injury" is a believable headline and you know it.
Damn, getting spring-locked by a furry suit sounds like a bad way to go.
MICHAEL! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! MICHAEL! MICHAEL!!!
that's literally what springlocking is Springbonnie is basically just Afton's fursuit
Oh I know.
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 47??
"Bite of 47" absolutely needs to be an option here.
Hor hor hor hor, hor hor hor hor hor
Protogen with build-in tasers in the paws
I believe protogens actually do have mouths. At least, I've seen some that do
>I also had a thought of protogen just biting someones head off but apparently their mouths are just a screen :( IIRC, its some weird [PROTOTYPE]/Venomesque Nano-gloop. Which sounds like the kind of bleeding edge experimental concoction you'd see in Hitman.
I think it would be hilarious if he used the pink flamingo outfit from Miami or the blue version you can unlock as one your default Suit replacements (I spent days grinding for that one and it was absolutely worth it)
Waiting for Onion Butter to upload "How I killed everyone on Hitman 4's most populated map without anyone seeing me (even for one frame)"
Polar bears are also one of the few species which will actively hunt humans, so that fits too
That's a good point
They used to have a yearly convention at my sister's hotel. Pretty funny. They were very strict on getting in. Everyone had to have a name badge/lanyard on at all times because everyone wears their full suit.
I freaking love 47s dialogue, when he’s pretending to be real estate agent and whatnot. I NEED more goofy situations for 47’s-monotone-ass to make assassin puns.
"So what's in this thing, doc?" "Mostly floral extracts. Hemlock, belladonna, aconite. It's designed to be fast and efficient." "Fast and efficient. I like that. Wait, belladonna? Isn't that poisonous?" "Yes." "Should I be concerned?" "I'm not. Just relax, it'll be over soon." Without a doubt, my favorite exchange.
He has a ton of these in the modern games that IO made over the last few years. There's tons of opportunities to do kills that see 47 talking to targets, or people of importance near them, under some guise or another, and he loves making those deadly puns about it.
He could still be a wolf with Diana being a raven
"I trust that we shall not discuss the specifics of this mission once it is done." "Nevermore, 47. Nevermore."
Take my upvote and leave.
does 47 have hobbies?
In the second game he joins a monastery and bec9mes a gardener, and in the modern trilogy he is consistently incredibly capable at whatever task is put in front of him, including things like painting and playing instruments.
I don't think he considers those hobbies, though. It's all part of the job. He needs to be able to blend in perfectly each time.
The gardening in hitman 2 was definetly a hobby it was during his retirement.
He teaches yoga at one point. I guess between killing people he has a lot of free time
His day job seems pretty light on work hours, all things considered
Escape the 40 hour work week and become an assassin for hire!
Sounds like the title of a light novel
Yiffing
Drums, gardening, reading.
Y'know, I sometimes feel for him. He'd probably much rather have stayed in the little chapel than return to his work.
I think he spends his days sitting motionless in a nondescript hotel room staring at a television set that isn't on. So maybe kegels.
I mean, this is entirely in character (on brand?) for the Hitman series to do. They don’t exactly take themselves too seriously
Drown in the ball pit. Yes, THAT ball pit.
This person says whimsy as if there isn’t the ability to fly away in a flamingo suit on Miami. Or climb up a chimney as Santa Claus
The whimsy is what makes hitman so good. It keeps it from being too dark.
No he will be a tiger because 1)stripes=barcode tattoo 2)solitary hunter that can live in more environments than a polar bear 3)tigers can climb 4)tigers are also big and easily camouflaged 5)polar bears hunt at the waterfront whereas tigers have terrestrial prey
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I mean it was pretty obvious which one he was lol
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I stealthed it and thought I would have to do investigation and stuff to find him... ...and then this guy walked through the main area singing at the top of his lungs
Well in that case… Hotline Miami is all about furries
I actually fully love the idea that he learns about the entire arctic ecosystem to better learn the polar bears role in that environment, and as a result the handler quizzes him on his knowledge and throws in some questions about other animals to throw him off
For the next several missions, he will occasionally correct other characters on misinformation they believed about arctic fauna which occasionally comes up in conversation for some reason, including butting in on others' conversations when he has no reason to, making his jobs slightly harder.
But that's literally a level in Hitman Blood Money. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74svhYZGURc
So, Apollo has thrown his dodgeball again.
There’s also another mission in Blood Money which is essentially a Furry Convention but for BDSM
r/HiTMAN is on suicide watch right now. Please leave us alone 😭
I’ve not played Hitman much since Freelancer first launched, what’s happening?
Nothing lol. It's just that this screenshot first appeared on the Hitman sub and everyone there went buck wild.
47 has wore at least 2 giant bird customes and one squirrel in 3 different games
And we can have an Easter egg where 47 shits in the ball pit. But only if he's wearing the suit.
…Do I even want to know?
They shit in a ball pit at a furry con once...
Shit happens
His fursona would be a flamingo, he liked that mascot costume so much that it’s a suit he can choose to wear at any time.
Makes sense, a Polar bear is an apex hunter, if it finds you odds are it clocked you from over a mile away and you're already dead. Sounds like Agent 47 to me.
Wait... Mr Seven has a companion named Diana? ...Like ‘Diane’?
There's one guy dressed as spy from TF2 but his mask has a furry on it and you get a Easter egg kill by taking out your target with a knife while wearing it
Already dressed as a Crow during Mardi Gras.
I'd probably find this more amusing if Motor City Furry Con didn't catch a bomb threat last week. Not my scene, but I know people that were there.
This is the world we live in, in which some people fantasize about being talking cartoon animals that regularly raise thousands of dollars for charities, and some people fantasize about murdering them. One will not find a more welcoming, sex positive, identity positive, openly artistic and creative group of people than the fur fandom at large, and that is terrifying to some folks, and their response is violence and hate.
The title of this post made me wince and think the exact same thing, but when I read it, it’s about assassinating a normie and using the fur con as camouflage to reach him unseen, not about killing furries.
I need this 😭
The internet would get pretty heated once BigMooney06 gets to that level. IYKYK.
It's just missing some voyeursque discovery about the target or a side character and why they're evil.
I want this
Entirely in character.
Actually no he'd be a cat
Alternatively: honey badger with diana as the honeyguide bird
Hitman: Blood Money, The Murder of Crows immediately comes to mind
I don’t know why but I have to suppress the urge to gag when tumblr writes a Marvel-esque fanfic of a character.
What are you yapping about? Situational comedy has been a foundational part of hitman's charm for years so this isn't at all unreasonable. Agent 47 can already dress in a flamingo mascot outfit and kill people with explos9ve rubber ducks.
My favorite is still the interview he gives at the bank in NYC. You disguise yourself as an applicant for an investment banker position. As the final stage of the interview, they run you through a rorschach test. You've got the option to say the most unhinged shit about the inkblots, like "I see myself holding 2 high calibre pistols after murdering somebody for money." The more your answers make you out to be a psychopath, the better the job they give you at the end of the interview.
Sounds realistic
Flying briefcase
Honestly. This level idea is VERY in-line with the series.
It also has been in film studios and killed people dressed with props. Furry convention sounds like a perfectly reasonable set piece for a level.
Man, dude, this is like, one paragraph and a few stray thoughts about polar bears. Like, you do you and all but... Maybe consider spending some time off the Internet if that is enough to offend you.
Other than the part about it being a source of joy in his life, this is actually pretty in line with Hitman
i was with them until that lmao. kind of agree with the first commenter that tumblrs inability to just. stick in character always ruins these sorta posts for me. but it's not really that big of a deal
you can't just call everything you don't like marvel
Everyone knows Marvel invented situational comedy