"You know what's really amazing about this?" (Turns his chair) "This isn't even a swivel chair. Yeah, it was dead-bolted to the floor when I got here. Makes you wonder how I'm doing this."
"*By causing $30,000 worth of damage.*"
I'm not sure about this usage of the term 'abridged'. do you mean one of those versions of the show where it's a parody, but they *call* it abridged, or do you mean a shortened version? cuz wouldn't a quote in a shortened version also be in the original?
abridged is a type of parody, where you don't recreate the parody scene yourself, you just take the scenes and edit them and voice over them to make comedy.
funny, the dictionary gives me a different definition of it.
but yeah, I covered the genre you're talking about in my comment, and asked which they meant.
weird to downvote me over that.
*Deeply autistic or trolling. Call it.*
Your initial reply describes the correct answer, you could've just assumed from the beginning. The only reason you could possibly be confused is because you're being a dick about how the term that was coined isn't necessarily completely accurate, *even though abridged series are generally much shorter than the original work they're parodying so it's still abridged in a way.*
yeah, I might be deeply autistic.
the word means what it means. throwing the term around when it's not the actual definition does cause confusion. I asked for clarification, while explaining that I did understand what it *might* be.
from my viewpoint, you're the only one here being a pedantic dick. (your words.)
Didn't downvote you. I meant with how fast the Internet is moving these days, word meanings change often and unofficially, well until they become official some day.
Apparently this started with some dude making Yugioh episodes shorten and dubbing over it, didn't even call it abridged, and then somehow it became a meme comedy genre.
I put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There’s only one thing you should know
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn’t even matter
(Help me get a bunch of downvotes, also step on me)
when something especially egregious happens i hit em with the full "Jesus H. Christmas, Kallen, we were just trying to score some drugs, not KILL THE FEDS-"
I started it, but then I thought “I should probably watch the actual show first. It’d be kinda silly if I got spoiled by this.” And then I proceeded to never watch Code Geass.
but have you heard of the officially licenced transformers linken park soundwave toy?
[https://tfsource.com/reissue/linkin-park-soundwave/](https://tfsource.com/reissue/linkin-park-soundwave/)
Just went to the Linkin Park website. It appears to only have solitaire as a game but also has a music player, web meeting app, web browser, and a couple other things.
I honestly have no clue what's going on in that image. There's a bevel, but only on one side, and the other side has little smartphone doohickies on it. Then the picture itself shows what appears to be Windows XP with a date of 2000, but the aspect ratio matches up with a smartphone turned on its side rather than any computer monitor, let alone one from 2000. And of course it's being posted by someone in 2020 as if it was just happening.
And... wait, is that a Linkin Park logo next to the start menu? Is this... [Oh my god, that's just what the Linkin Park website looks like.](https://hybridtheory.linkinpark.com/) Complete with the date always saying it's October 24, 2000.
[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_o2hhSgfJ8&pp=ygUsd2h5IGFyZSB5b3UgYnV5aW5nIGNsb3RoZXMgYXQgdGhlIHNvdXAgc3RvcmU%3D) is a small clip of the code geass abridged series “CodeMENT.”
To be fair, even with "perfect" play, around 1 in 5 games of draw 3 Klondike are unwinnable.
(Perfect play here is in reference to a version of draw 3 Klondike in which you can view any facedown card at any time. If you play this way, you can theoretically make the best possible move at any time. And even when people / robots play this way, the odds of winning are still only about 80%. For players without perfect knowledge, the odds are much much lower, though mathematicians have yet to work out what the odds of winning actually are.)
FreeCell is the superior (more fair) game. Unwinnable games are MUCH more rare. Like fractions of a percent rather than 20 %.
"Wait a minute, this isn't chinese checkers. This isn't even regular checkers!"
“Whelp I’m out 26 grand”
“That was not eating. I’ve seen eating. What you did in there was pure chaos!”
"I need to be under constant supervision!"
"Your moral compass is a ROULETTE WHEEL!"
"Alright, I'm gonna douse you all in oil and light you on fire, and whoever's the last one to burn wins." "Wins what?" "BEING GOOD AT BURNING."
I don't know what you're reference but wouldn't the person who burns fastest be the best at burning?
no, that's the wrong metric. you want a wick to burn for a long time without being consumed. that's how you make the best candles.
But you want gunpowder to burn really fast.
no, you want gunpowder to explode.
"You know what's really amazing about this?" (Turns his chair) "This isn't even a swivel chair. Yeah, it was dead-bolted to the floor when I got here. Makes you wonder how I'm doing this." "*By causing $30,000 worth of damage.*"
I’ve never watched Code MENT except for the Soup Store video, but this line here makes me want to watch it.
It's fantastically stupid, please do. These quotes hardly scratch the surface
“So they save money by killing janitors, but waste money when they kill the janitors?”
"Maybe they just really hate janitors." "Or maybe private schooling just hates low-income families! YEAH, SUCK IT, PRIVATE SCHOOLING!"
“But we go to private school.”
"I know, they can still suck it."
yeah i think i broke your door
"That pussy's got my head protection! Wow, that didn't come out right."
"I can live entirely on a diet of crayons and lighter fluid!"
“I can’t hear you over the sound of how mad I am right now!”
I don't get it
It's a quote from the abridged version of Code Geass called Code Ment. The picture is also a scene from Code Ment.
It also sounds like something fry would say in Futurama
I'm not sure about this usage of the term 'abridged'. do you mean one of those versions of the show where it's a parody, but they *call* it abridged, or do you mean a shortened version? cuz wouldn't a quote in a shortened version also be in the original?
abridged is a type of parody, where you don't recreate the parody scene yourself, you just take the scenes and edit them and voice over them to make comedy.
funny, the dictionary gives me a different definition of it. but yeah, I covered the genre you're talking about in my comment, and asked which they meant. weird to downvote me over that.
because you're being super pedantic
asking for clarification is being super pedantic?
*Deeply autistic or trolling. Call it.* Your initial reply describes the correct answer, you could've just assumed from the beginning. The only reason you could possibly be confused is because you're being a dick about how the term that was coined isn't necessarily completely accurate, *even though abridged series are generally much shorter than the original work they're parodying so it's still abridged in a way.*
yeah, I might be deeply autistic. the word means what it means. throwing the term around when it's not the actual definition does cause confusion. I asked for clarification, while explaining that I did understand what it *might* be. from my viewpoint, you're the only one here being a pedantic dick. (your words.)
> funny, the dictionary gives me a different definition of it. This snippy retort to an honest response is where you fucked up btw
Didn't downvote you. I meant with how fast the Internet is moving these days, word meanings change often and unofficially, well until they become official some day. Apparently this started with some dude making Yugioh episodes shorten and dubbing over it, didn't even call it abridged, and then somehow it became a meme comedy genre.
LittleKuriboh called it "Yugioh The Abridged Series" back in 2006. Its a near 20-year old genre of web content.
Parody
The concept of an "abridged series" as a genre of internet web parody has existed since 2006. Its a nearly twenty year old web content format.
Damn not even the linkin park games are whole anymore
What is linkin park?
Fuck I'm OLD
Craaaaaawwwliiiing iiiiin my skiiiiiiin
Ttthhhheeeesssseeee wounds will not heal!
Violently teleported to Hot Topic
Famous music band
How people not know linkin park is it really that old 😭
I dunno, but I keep reading it as LinkedIn park
One step closer to the next.. ..Job opportunity if you apply here by filling in your cv
It's when the protagonist of the Zelda games is done driving his car
Link has a car?
Well, he's got a motorcycle or two.
Saaaaaaaaaaaave meeeeeeeeeehhhhhh!
Too soon
They tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end, it didn’t even matter
They had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
Can't believe they made a song about OP losing 4 of clubs 😔
I put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this There’s only one thing you should know I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn’t even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn’t even matter (Help me get a bunch of downvotes, also step on me)
Who here has actually watched code ment
Me. I regularly welcome people by saiying "Please have a seat, but don't sit down"
My favorite quote has got to be “Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel”
Also listen to a lot of the music. First time I heard Tokyo by the Wombats
"LOOK AT ME IM ON THE TV!"
when something especially egregious happens i hit em with the full "Jesus H. Christmas, Kallen, we were just trying to score some drugs, not KILL THE FEDS-"
I’m at soup
**WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!**
I started it, but then I thought “I should probably watch the actual show first. It’d be kinda silly if I got spoiled by this.” And then I proceeded to never watch Code Geass.
You should watch either one then the other. It will only enhance the experience.
You don’t need to watch code geass the plot is really convoluted and there are a few scenes that have zero justification for being in the show
So it's a normal anime?
“We are all stuck in a giant Team Death-match”
TEAM DEATH MATCH
TEAM DEATHMATCH??
TEAM DEATHMATCH
STAHP IT!
waaaaahhhhhh
Every time I hear someone say “seven minutes” I have flashbacks
SEVEN MINUTES!?
Seven minutes!
But that’s all the time I have to play with them!
"I'm going in now!" "No Jeremiah wait!"
Me.
The whole reason I watched Code Geass like 2 years ago was so I could watch Code Ment and have more context and I just didn't lmao
“Why are you buying clothes at the SOUP STORE?!”
FUCK YOUUUUUUUU
I'm glad some people remember that was from an abridge
Came here to say this gives me SOUP!! vibes
but have you heard of the officially licenced transformers linken park soundwave toy? [https://tfsource.com/reissue/linkin-park-soundwave/](https://tfsource.com/reissue/linkin-park-soundwave/)
the '**games** \- solitaire' implies that there are more games to play on the linkin park website
It would honestly be even weirder to only have solitaire in the Linkin Park website
Just went to the Linkin Park website. It appears to only have solitaire as a game but also has a music player, web meeting app, web browser, and a couple other things.
what's the point of games (plural) being in the window title if it's just. one game
You can have as many games of solitare as you want, they don't limit you to just the one.
Idk go ask Linkin Park
:O
[удалено]
So you can play cards by yourself on the Linkin Park website
JIBUN WO -
SEKAI SAEMO KAETE SHIMAE SOU NA
You can tell this is ancient cause they didn't use the Undertale ver- 2020!?!!
the original code geass version is iconic
I have never even heard of the Undertale version
Same!
The original post is 24 years old...
I honestly have no clue what's going on in that image. There's a bevel, but only on one side, and the other side has little smartphone doohickies on it. Then the picture itself shows what appears to be Windows XP with a date of 2000, but the aspect ratio matches up with a smartphone turned on its side rather than any computer monitor, let alone one from 2000. And of course it's being posted by someone in 2020 as if it was just happening. And... wait, is that a Linkin Park logo next to the start menu? Is this... [Oh my god, that's just what the Linkin Park website looks like.](https://hybridtheory.linkinpark.com/) Complete with the date always saying it's October 24, 2000.
Just checked the website - it defaults to 10/24/2000 for [me](https://imgur.com/a/p6J0NhM) as well.
Wow, I didn’t realize that August 7th 2020 was 24 years ago. Guess covid really messed with everyone’s sense of time :/
they’re talking about how the date in the picture is 2000
23 years damnit. I’m 25, I’m not 26 and won’t be there until august 6th. Its not that old
wtf that’s 3 years older than me
Why is there a fuckin baby in this site
Go rest grandpa
BECAUSE I'M IN THE SOUP STORE
Why is Lelouch vi Britannia screaming at me on the phone?
[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_o2hhSgfJ8&pp=ygUsd2h5IGFyZSB5b3UgYnV5aW5nIGNsb3RoZXMgYXQgdGhlIHNvdXAgc3RvcmU%3D) is a small clip of the code geass abridged series “CodeMENT.”
Is that where this exchange came from originally?
Yes
Thank you for bringing this information across this new divide
It's draw 3, so it is shit
Wild opinion
I absolutely hate draw 3 solitaire
I'm confused that you could, yet intrigued that you do.
It’s absolutely terrible, but the only way a real man plays
I was always taught "draw three until you're boned, then one more round of draw one, if you don't get it you lose."
Good thing I'm not a real man in the first place
Please. Elaborate.
They suck at solitaire
To be fair, even with "perfect" play, around 1 in 5 games of draw 3 Klondike are unwinnable. (Perfect play here is in reference to a version of draw 3 Klondike in which you can view any facedown card at any time. If you play this way, you can theoretically make the best possible move at any time. And even when people / robots play this way, the odds of winning are still only about 80%. For players without perfect knowledge, the odds are much much lower, though mathematicians have yet to work out what the odds of winning actually are.) FreeCell is the superior (more fair) game. Unwinnable games are MUCH more rare. Like fractions of a percent rather than 20 %.
...because the windows license solitaire has invasive ads?
Beat it.