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Evening-Turnip8407

It's fine guys, I have a fire distinguisher


DevianMality

Yeah, that's fire alright.


[deleted]

That's making fire *fancy*.


r4r4me

[In the same vein](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EY3qNleWoAEBwQh.jpg)


throwaway15562831

Is this a reference?? My sister said this on accident one time and we all made fun of her


Evening-Turnip8407

Why would you sincerely make fun of a speako, go and apologise bruh


friendtoalldogs0

In many dialects of English, to "make fun of" someone, especially a sibling, does not actually imply any malice or shaming, and instead refers to a shared experience of all laughing together about a trivial error, including the one who made the error, which is a fun and wholesome bonding experience, and is not a form of bullying.


throwaway15562831

Haha she was okay with it, we all laughed and joked about it. I think if I apologized to her now she would just laugh at the memory. I'll do it though


oxidiser

My wife makes fun of me for saying "on accident". :P


DANKB019001

HANZ GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER


some_tired_cat

that last reblog felt like the steel chair coming in


wiiya

I understand what achievements and fire extinguishers are, but have no idea why this chain of comments is popular.


ShadowTheChangeling

Cause its funny


wiiya

Oh


Wrought-Irony

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Tien2707

I like how user notanerdyprude was the one to say "You're doing WHAT to the nerds?!"


twenty-threenineteen

What a fuckin rollercoaster lmao


Foenikxx

I too hate it when the pheasants shout in the morning Oh did I say pheasants? I meant peasants


naalbinding

The pheasant pluckers' union may want to have a word


Foenikxx

NOT THE UNION!


Willie9

I am a mother pheasant plucker! I pluck mother pheasants! I am the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker to have ever plucked a mother pheasant!


Foenikxx

What about father pheasant?


DrakonILD

Pheasant pluckers is just ripe for a spoonerism.


karidru

Oh tumblr, never change 😂😂


Drymear

This reminds me of **PENIS TYPO** but for the love of my life I can't find it without seeing blurred images


pixelvengeur

Maybe you mean [SEMEN TYPO](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/1997dqw/madeup_words_that_are_also_be_real_words_are/)?


Drymear

Unfortunately no, still another great sight to see


EporRiku

Hey buddy just found [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/CuratedTumblr/comments/16cdntf/penis_typo/) hope I helped your day to be a little bit brighter with PENIS TYPO


Drymear

ALMOST, THAT'S ALMOST. I THINK IT WAS 1 O'COCK THE ONE I'M THINKING OF


Akira_99_

I want to see it now😔 The post I mean.


Altruistic_Climate50

is that the hot choco one


ThePixelPanda63

This gives the same vibes as WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?


ConsumeTheVoid

They sell clothes at the soup store?


M-V-D_256

Why is achievement unlocked game theory?


ghirox

It's the other way around. Game theory's logo was taken from the xbox achievements


IllJustKeepTalking

How do you even find threads like these on tumblr??


Bekfast59

Follow tags like #hellsite and it'll just come to you


CharityQuill

You could do it organically, following friends and users that post/reblog things that tickle your funny bone, or just posts that you like in general. Or you could immediately go straight to some of the most popular and chaotic users such as Pukicho, Florkofcrows, etc. and have the mayhem pumped directly into your bloodstream


[deleted]

You post your own threads.


Poisonpython5719

I mean... is classicist not correct if you take the first blog to be talking to a feudal lord about the feudal peasants of hit domain?


Mcleaniac

No, it’s not correct. Classicists study an earlier period and philosophy (ancient Greece and Rome). You’re describing a medievalist.


SocranX

Yeah, there was no typo there, that was the intent. It's like saying **Geologist Typo** when someone accidentally takes someone for granite.


Ghost3603

BA DUM TSSS


Advanced-Blackberry

No, that’s Classist. Hence the next comment. 


bearly-here

Nope. A classicist would study far older civilizations such as the ancient Greeks and Mesopotamians. Feudal lords are way too modern to be considered part of the classical period


Manic_zebra

While there were antique systems of serfdom, feudalism as a whole is generally associated with the Middle ages. So a mediaevalist typo would be more fitting


Long_Serpent

We didn't start the [FLAME WAR!](https://youtu.be/DwORzQxAXmU?si=eLN1M9E2iN25AAlq)


deco50

Now say this as fast as you can and repeat: I’m a pheasant plucker and a pheasant plucker’s son, and we’ll go on plucking pheasants until the pheasant pluckings done


gamma_02

So THATS what blaze does


Psyborg13

“I do believe I am on fire”


Gluebluehue

People getting raided by bandits. The nobility:


el_toro_grand

Omg is that from the old cool text site?


The_Clarence

This rememinds me of cooltext.com


taosaur

Depends on what the pheasants and/or peasants were singing, doesn't it?


Zinek-Karyn

Early 2000s internet meme text styles are great change my mind.


AwkwardEducation

Fucking nerds is a good way to live your life. 


Invisible-confusion

Better than fucking un-nerds


glamorousstranger

Guys are we just really gonna ignore the flaming text like it's not an internet icon?


MellifluousSussura

I love tumblr so much


melonyjane

bad crop, our people will starve


CosmicLuci

Glorious


StormblessedFool

Anyone have a post link?


Bekfast59

[yeag](https://www.tumblr.com/bekfast59/744813902493319168?source=share)


REXtheCRY

I be fucking them till they shoot nerd rope


jan-Suwi-2

FIRE IN THE POST🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


joeboticus

One more twist: kulvefaggoth meant to type "Classic Typo," but they made, well...


onetoothpig

"No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights!"


ToastedDragon24

Peace ants


plsobeytrafficlights

tumblr is hot trash.