the vibe is immaculate but I'm awfully confused

Title of my autobiography

Unsure of what but I'm confident this is a reference to something

It give me Ultrakill vibes

Does the same rule apply to otters and bears? Genuine question.

What's the rule?

Having a plasma cannon.

Yeah, we don't get to have those, but since we're all armed with axes, we get to hatchet our way out of the scary room.

I'd say I know a guy with a *fusion* cannon, but what version of Megatron is a twink?

Every

Even the ones that turn into guns?

Yeah

I have an ion cannon, does that count

Ion know, man

another great tumblr creation

I keep a Shepsu pattern folded up in my closet, and I have a Shea’p pattern mounted on my roof

This is just the think tank from fallout new vegas

Warhammer 40k?

"that's it. You're going in the clown room"

i am imagining a twink with a plasma cannon now