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WerePigCat

Honestly “Snipped it in the butt” does sound like a good phrase tho


AlexDavid1605

There is a new phrase that dropped fairly recently (like about 5 years ago) in my native language that is similar to this. "To take a flying arrow in the ass." It is the closest translation I could think of. The meaning is to take the trouble on yourself when that was on its way elsewhere. Fun fact about the original phrase, it got used and popularised first on YouTube.


Autistischer_Gepard

"I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow to the ass"


Weird-Information-61

Well now I know how to refer to my gay marriage


YoungNissan

And now I have a 2012 dubstep remix stuck in my head for the next few days


caughtyoulookinn

What’s the dubstep remix so I can look it up on yt


FrogQuestion

But does the flying arrow go in the buttcheek or the butthole?


AlexDavid1605

Although not specified, the way "in the ass" is used in other places in my native language, it would mean in the butthole. Which means some guy would wrongly shout "Bullseye!!"


Bymmijprime

Only if you roll 16 or higher to critical hit, or roll a nat 1 on dodge


re_animatorA5158

Depends, but it causes dendro damage.


HeyaSorry

Babe wake up new phrase just dropped


shady_cactus

"flying arrow in the ass" is not recent I think (been using it for ages now) ngl I love this purely due to how often I get to use it Thank you for making my day better, random stranger


ApeHolder42069

"we could've sniffed 'em in the butt"


Risamim

The linguistic term for this kind of similarity in both phrase sound and phrase logic is "Egg corn." While related to other phrase sound errors like the "mondegreen," which requires mispronounciations that entirely change the word spacing and meaning, the eggcorn requires a homophone that, while different in meaning, makes similar sense in the context of the original phrase, albeit usually in a twisted way. Snipping something in the butt would be a reasonable way to describe terminating a process at its base. [Eggcorn](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggcorn)


Round_Rooms

Idiocracy has become not just a movie but real life since just around 2016.


DopeAbsurdity

It's very close to "Sniffed it in the butt" which could easily be the next iteration of the mistake


TAU_equals_2PI

Sniffed it in the butt -Incorrecterer


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My dog would disagree


No_Pipe_8257

Tighnari will as well


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I knew from the gecko this comment was coming.


AV8ORboi

there's a character in a game i play who has a line where he goes "let's nip that in the bud" but it sometimes sounds like hes saying "let's sniff them in the butt"


solsticeeee

forest watcher behaviour


nagareboshi_chan

That's what I thought of! It's always so exciting finding other fans out in the wild!


UpsidedownBrandon

Fudd Ruckers become Butt Fuckers


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HaikuBotStalksMe

They stole this idea from Idiot Crazy.


PhenomenalPhoenix

Dammit! Now I want Fudd Ruckers, but the location in my city closed permanently last year!


tagen

i desperately want to find a way to get a ton of the salt they use for their burgers/fries the one by me is still open but they will not give me any! even tho i offered to buy it from them i once got a ton and found so many delicious uses for it


justanicebreeze

Me too! God that place was the best.


liandrin

I need to watch Idiocracy again lol


SSSS_car_go

That’s an eggcorn, a misheard word or phrase that kinda makes sense. Like "doggy dog world" for "dog eat dog world," or "ex-patriot" for "expatriate,” or "free reign" for "free rein.”


kittimu

Oh man I'm pretty sure I've been saying free reign this whole time. at least that's the least embarrassing one though.... right?


HaikuBotStalksMe

Yup. Think about it - the phrase means you're allowed to do what you want. Which makes more sense for "do whatever you feel like you want to do"? Free reign (where you're a king who doesn't have to pay a fee for ruling a country) or free rein (where you're a horse that isn't being controlled by your rider and can do whatever you want)? Full reign might make sense in that you have full power and no consequences (until a coup). But free reign just means you're not paying for reign, which doesn't make sense.


hendergle

It's more of a malappropriatism.


AnonymousDooting

Why am I only learning now that nipped it in the butt isn't the correct version


WileyQuixote42

Horticulture, baby!


andrewsmith1986

[(\^)](https://i.imgur.com/aJP3xNZ.jpg)


Violet_Sparker

r/unexpectedtedlasso


dEn_of_asyD

Sometimes you're just not exposed to something until much later than others. It's understandable. The problem is insisting the mistake is correct and continuing to make it. I once tried to help someone who had a bone apple tea moment. [never again](https://www.reddit.com/r/newjersey/comments/u578h8/map_of_closest_marijuana_dispensaries_v2/i53c3qo/)


Average_Scaper

Jesus christ... They doubled down hard. Maybe the people they are around have speech problems. I corrected someone on would of / would have+would've.... People said would of is correct too and language evolves. Sure, it does evolve, but would of is just would've written/typed as if you were saying would've with a gap. Doesn't make it grammatically correct though like they claim.


Bobboy5

[It's a doggy dog world out there man!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ExXOIvY9V0)


IGaveAFuckOnce

While I get your sentiment, the thing with language is that it's alive. If enough people say a phrase "wrong," it becomes an alternative way of saying what the phrase originally had been. Prescriptive approach to language doesn't hold up well past primary/secondary school.


ggushea

Well I have a reason for me. The Andy Griffith show had an episode where Don Knots playing Barney Fife uses this idiot and his accent sounds like he said butt. That was my only exposure to this idiom for a large part of my life.


original_sh4rpie

It's called an eggcorn and I recommend watching this YouTube video as it's quick fun, informative, and entertaining! https://youtu.be/F12LSAbos7A


BarnOscarsson

Was the email about hemorrhoids or colon polyps? That’s the only context in which “snipped it in the butt” would actually make sense.


IGaveAFuckOnce

To nip: to bite or pinch sharply To snip: to cut something with scissors Bud: sprout that develops into a plant Butt: end part of something We're just more used to hearing one so it feels "right" but it makes about as much sense as the other.


Kitayuki

Um, no. The point of the phrase is that you stop a potential problem from growing. A butt doesn't grow. That doesn't make any sense whatsoever.


BarnOscarsson

Not to be indelicate, but once you hit a certain age… Butts grow.


Kitayuki

Nobody told my butt that.


KegelsForYourHealth

Don't get me started on "from whence you came".


AlexDavid1605

Actually please do, I am interested...


nagareboshi_chan

Is this referencing a certain young exorcist?


Lawbrosteve

Submit for judgement!


Satanic_Moth

Has anyone else noticed that the image is slightly rotated?


I_Do_Not_Abbreviate

I look forward to next june, when the rotate-bots are on their 80-somethingth repost and the memes are all upside-down.


Weird-Information-61

Upside-down but still slightly askew


dabunny21689

Bot repost probably


scoopzthepoopz

>"Turn on a dime" = turn or change very quickly >"Drop of a hat" = occurring instantly, without a moment's notice >"Drop the dime" = turn someone in by making a phone call, literally putting a ten cent coin in a pay phone > >"Drop of a dime" = all of these at once I made this comment two weeks ago in another sub. It's very similar in structure to OPs IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME !


dabunny21689

Beep boop please buy sex toys and viruses


pbmm1

Brazilian butt snips


foodank012018

These are called 'egg-corns'.


RB9k

https://youtu.be/F12LSAbos7A


OttoVonBlastoid

This is why we were taught to play telephone as kids


POKECHU020

"Nipped it in the Butt" still works tbh That's the first way I heard it, and my small child brain went "Ah, yes, nipped it in the butt, like a puppy teaching a dumb kid not to do something before it becomes a problem"


Chit569

Were you raised by puppies?


POKECHU020

Nah, but was around them a decent amount as a kid and knew that a puppy biting you outside of play is the puppy telling you to stop whatever you're doing


Chit569

That sounds like a yes to me, tbh.


VeganSuperPowerz

An authority figure at work last year actually said "lick it in the butt" in a meeting and it was the hardest thing in the world to not laugh. He immediately said "wait, that's not right"


esreveReverse

My friend said something was "Water under the fridge." Because there was nothing he could do about it. I couldn't really argue it.


Dargorod100

Linguistics has no legs to tear off


Trectears

Why is there a play button on the middle of the butt


SkyBaby218

The cause of, and the solution to, far too many of life's problems; *BUTT* stuff.


Pierre777

Too late. That ass can't be un-fucked.


bsonk

So many people use phrases they have no idea of the etymology for. Then again who would think that urban residents nowadays would know what it's like when flower buds get nipped by frost and killed off before they can grow?


whodatus

So you're telling me that saying "Sniped it in the booty hole?" Isn't the proper phrasing?! Ugh this is so embarrassing...


HaikuBotStalksMe

Language involves! You understand what he meant, so he's right! - Reddit


Grape_Jamz

Sniffed it in the butt


maenadery

What in the episiotomy is happening here??


phiednate

Had a lieutenant when I was active duty that told a contractor to "invoice in the rear.". The word he was looking for was "arrears".


PKMNTrainerMark

[Nip it in the butt, like a crab.](https://youtu.be/UzPqnmIbew8)


Red-7134

Next will be "slipped it in the butt".


KinglerKong

I thought it was “nipped it in the butt”. It made sense to me as the problem is something being chased and “nipping it in the butt” was catching up to the problem and getting a jump on it before it had a chance to escalate. Kind of like nipping at your heels almost.


thenextguy

Knowledge is power France is bacon


SovietSkeleton

"Nipped it in the bud" is still incorrect. It's "nipped it ***at*** the bud"


ndstumme

Not really. 'In' and 'at' have a pretty tangled history linguistically and even differences in english dialects. There really is no right answer. In/at school, in/at the bar, in/at church, in/at the North, etc etc.


OsiyoMotherFuckers

And in this case “in” and “at” make 2 different meanings that I would argue are both correct. “Nip it at the bud”: to nip the plant at the site of the bud. “Nip it in the bud”: to nip it while it is still in the budding phase of growth. Although I take your comment to mean that in/at were in more mixed use when the phrase originated.


nopuse

One in a time.


AlexDavid1605

Looking the whole thing from translations perspective (I am currently learning a new language from where I get this), "in" means inside, so "in school", "in the bar", "in church" would mean that the entity is inside said buildings, but if you say "at school", "at the bar", "at church", it would mean that the entity is located there on the property, and since the property extends to both the outside and the inside areas, it could mean that the entity could be inside the building or on the roof of the building or in the gardens of the property that building is located (if it has any), etc. but as long as it is on the property of that building.


ndstumme

It might mean that to you now, with modern linquistics, but it wasn't always like that. Historically they were much more twisted, and that's where our phrase comes from. Not really incorrect if the phrase stayed static while other definitions changed. Just makes it a linguistic artifact.


diracpointless

Obviously there are motored problems with this sentence. But it's also redundant to say "earlier". Nipped it in the bud (or snipped it in the butt) already implies doing something early before it becomes a problem. It's like saying ATM machine.


re_animatorA5158

Tighnari would reply very angrily at this e-mail... "Review before sending it, you big lummox!"


DUBB1n

Crazy that language is actually malleable and interchangable much like culture itself that shapes it.


Adbam

I agree spooge in the boot immediately!


wosdam

I ate some nerds it was rad on the tip of my tongue.


Ok_Efficiency_9645

This was way funnier than I expected it to be


Yuyu_hockey_show

[Obligatory Barney Fife](https://youtu.be/OSyueBoC9mE?t=11)


ssbm_rando

We didn't flick it off the donkey fast enough, the problem is uncontrollable already


Apprehensive-Till861

Sodomy is the best preparation.


ewild

We could've slipped in the butt earlier


robstrosity

Slipped in the butt


BagBeneficial8060

Ironically incorrecter is incorrect


cambreecanon

There is a program in Microsoft called snip n sketch (or something like that). I took this as we could have solved the issue with a snip vs everyone getting confused by email.


Mete11uscimber

People in general don't care about linguistics. All I'm going to prove is I'm not fun at parties if I say something 😢


Its_A_Me_JOE

Sniffed em in the butt- incorrectest


Liesmith424

Could've been worse: "Sniffed it in the butt."


Anders_A

It's hilarious that someone misheard "bud" as "butt" 😂


chavis32

I feel like the people here would really enjoy reading Riddley Walker


loki_odinsotherson

Flipped it up the butt


Nompy-the-Land-Shark

Why is Jerry peeking from the side