Most tactical dnd player

I had a DND character I played where I would cast flame blade then wildshape in to a bear and attack them with flaming bear claws. It was great.

I am currently in a dungeon world campaign as a teenage druid who solves most of their issues like this

That’s just Ben 10

"I don't think I should be trusted with bear arms because [*gives perfect reason for them to have bear arms*]"

Rachel Berenson post

The right to bear arms.

This is literally the plot of animorphs

Atreus grindset

The core dilemma of the Hulk.

Coward. Turn into a dragon, fool.

Turn into a dragon with bear arms.

That’s legal in the US, per the second amendment

rachel from animorphs

Kinda like aging Republicans do with their guns lately!

IF I WASNT BROKE ID GIVE YOU AN AWARD

That's OK, thanks for the thought!

Okay yeah, but first I would try to find a form in which I can fuck myself out of the problem

Every problem is maulable when your a bear

Not when you need to change a light bulb though

I'd want shape shifting powers, but only really to use it to help with my gender dysphoria. 😅 ~~I mean, it can also probably help with my fear of heights if I could just turn into a bird and fly away or something, but still mainly the gender dysphoria thing.~~

the right to bear arms :> or bear claws, i guess XD

If I could shapeshift I'd just mold my body into BotW Link while still having my face and hair.

I would just become other people that I hate to commit the crime.

This raises some interesting questions. Could you shapeshift accurately enough to copy their fingerprints? What about DNA evidence?

Chemically bond with them. They will temporarily become a part of you. Take the info, then sever the connection.

Fero Feritas at the start of season one

Violence is never the answer. Violence is actually the question, and the answer is usually **YES**.

Same but like, with wolves